No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
Monday, January 23
9600!
I remember how great it was when 9600bps modems came out. You no longer had to w... a... i... t... for a screen to refresh. It was just blurrp. Done. Not quite instantaneous, but near enough. Compared to 2400 or worse, 1200, it was bliss.
Which is to say, I swapped modems, and I'm now running at 9600kbps. 9632kbps down, to be precise, and 1024kbps up. Yeah!
I seem to be running on the second oldest version of the firmware for this modem, so I'm going to upgrade it now. That should give me ADSL2+ support and other fun stuff. And if it doesn't work, I have Mister Poopy Modem to fall back on.
Update: 12283/1021. I sacrificed 3kbps of upload for 2651kbps of download. I think I can live with that.
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*staring in open-billed shock*
Posted by: Wonderduck at Monday, January 23 2006 05:28 AM (zBXYv)
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Yay! Just don't get a speeding ticket...;)
Posted by: Susie at Monday, January 23 2006 10:36 AM (a0oF7)
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pixy, would you pleasepleaseplease email me?
i don't have your addr.
Posted by: matoko kusanagi at Wednesday, January 25 2006 01:27 AM (0v1hW)
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Good lord, I need to move to Australia right NOW.
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Sunday, January 22
One, Two, Many, Lots
Susie tagged me!
Four Jobs I've Had in My Life
Computer programmer*
Four Movies I Could Watch Over and Over, and Have
Spirited Away
Millennium Actress
The Princess Bride
Ghostbusters
Four Places I Have Lived
Melbourne
Sydney
Um, other places in Sydney
Four TV Shows I Love to Watch
Kamichu!
Gakuen Alice
Galaxy Angel
Futurama
Four Places I Have Been on Vacation
Caloundra
Mt Gambier (possums!)
Whitsunday Islands
Scone
Four Websites I Visit Daily since I got internet access again
JREF Forum
Munuviana
Tim Blair
AnimeSuki
Four Favorite Foods
Heinz Baked Beans in Ham Sauce
Cadbury Roast Almond Chocolate
Special K
Sausage sandwiches
Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now
Um. I'm in Sydney, Australia; it's summer; I have air conditioning and a 4.5Mbit internet connection. Oh, all right:
San Diego - similar climate, good internet access (and lower latency to munu), and Amazon doesn't charge three times as much for shipping as they do for the product
Four People I Am Tagging With This Meme
Nah.
* Okay, and system analyst, system administrator, network engineer, webmaster, technical support monkey, database administrator; but always just as a distraction from the real job, which is programming. No matter what they hired me for.
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One, Two, Many, Lots
Susie tagged me!
Four Jobs I've Had in My Life
Computer programmer*
Four Movies I Could Watch Over and Over, and Have
Spirited Away
Millennium Actress
The Princess Bride
Ghostbusters
Four Places I Have Lived
Melbourne
Sydney
Um, other places in Sydney
Four TV Shows I Love to Watch
Kamichu!
Gakuen Alice
Galaxy Angel
Futurama
Four Places I Have Been on Vacation
Caloundra
Mt Gambier (possums!)
Whitsunday Islands
Scone
Four Websites I Visit Daily since I got internet access again
JREF Forum
Munuviana
Tim Blair
AnimeSuki
Four Favorite Foods
Heinz Baked Beans in Ham Sauce
Cadbury Roast Almond Chocolate
Special K
Sausage sandwiches
Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now
Um. I'm in Sydney, Australia; it's summer; I have air conditioning and a 4.5Mbit internet connection. Oh, all right:
San Diego - similar climate, good internet access (and lower latency to munu), and Amazon doesn't charge three times as much for shipping as they do for the product
Four People I Am Tagging With This Meme
Nah.
* Okay, and system analyst, system administrator, network engineer, webmaster, technical support monkey, database administrator; but always just as a distraction from the real job, which is programming. No matter what they hired me for.
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pixy, could you mail me please?
i can't sign in.
>:-(
matoko.kusanagi-at-gmail.com
Posted by: matoko kusanagi at Sunday, January 22 2006 10:23 PM (0v1hW)
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I'm surprised you didn't nominate Tokyo as a place to be.
That puts you closer to all that anime and manga. They also have fibre to the home.
Albeit its colder during winter.
I'm currently annoyed cause cable is acting up.
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Do I get stealth points for recognizing that the post title is from the way Detrius the troll counts in
Guards! Guards! (except when he was locked in the pork futures freezer...)?
Posted by: Susie at Monday, January 23 2006 01:05 AM (a0oF7)
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Ooops! My bad! It was
Men At Arms.....
Posted by: Susie at Monday, January 23 2006 11:54 PM (a0oF7)
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Dangit, Susie, i was gonna ask the same question.
and don't forget Constable Cuddy's heat exchanger helmet.
:-D
Posted by: tommy at Thursday, January 26 2006 12:29 PM (EhwJT)
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"Susie tagged me!"
Did that hurt, or did she just put a collar and transmitter on you?
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thursday, January 26 2006 09:32 PM (zBXYv)
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Kashimashi
Boy meets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Boy gets killed in a collision with a mile-long alien spacecraft and rebuilt as a girl.
Girl meets girl...
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After having read the AnimeNFO page on the show, I have to admit, that sounds not awful at all.
While I'm here, have you seen
Elfen Lied yet?
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No, I haven't seen Elfen Lied. The first episode of Kashimashi wasn't bad - though the part where he actually gets hit by the spaceship is kind of dumb.
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That's the part I thought would be the funniest! Darn.
Elfen Lied is one of the most fsck'd up things I've seen in a while. "It's all fun and games until someone loses their limbs."
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Thursday, January 19
Good Enough For Now
I have ADSL.
Not ADSL 2+.
Not ADSL 2.
This modem doesn't support ADSL 2+ as far as I know, despite the lying weasel "2+" sticker. I tried using it with ADSL 2, and I got a connection at 10.8 Mbps down and 864 kbps up. Sometimes for as long as five or six seconds. Then it dropped out. Many many times.
After a certain amount of fiddling, I forced the modem into standard ADSL mode, and it's now running at 4544 kbps down, 960 kbps up. That's a fair way short of 24 Mbps, but its a lot better than 1500 / 256 that I had before I moved, and a whole lot better than the 64k I've been surviving on since then.
The connection's been stable for half an hour with no packet loss, which is a good sign. I might poke at it a bit to see if it will give me a higher speed - or I might leave it alone for now. Yeah, I think that's a better idea.
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Posted by: Susie at Thursday, January 19 2006 08:52 AM (a0oF7)
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What brand and model is your modem? It might simply be your physical distance that is preventing you from connecting at ADSL2+ speeds.
Posted by: Jojo at Thursday, January 19 2006 06:03 PM (OYwJ2)
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It's a Netcomm NB5. It's not a very good modem, as far as I can tell; Netcomm keep shipping them to us by mistake, so I got one for free.
I don't live that far from the exchange, maybe 1km, but there's no guarantee. I have another modem around here, a Netgear, but it's in a box somewhere.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 19 2006 06:18 PM (NCdT0)
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Netcomm gear seems to be problematic the last few years.
I've set up an NB3 from memory. Certainly not the slickest admin interface around.
I hear alot of bad things about Netgear but I haven't personally had alot of problems. Certainly the DSL modems haven't been an issue.
Posted by: Andrew at Thursday, January 19 2006 08:00 PM (RWEVY)
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Some NB5 modems might need either a hardware or a firmware upgrade to get ADSL2+ functionality. There was a big controversy about it a few months ago regarding misleading advertising. They have a free upgrade program running that may be worth looking at:
http://www.netcomm.com.au/Support/NB5/enquiry.php
Posted by: Jojo at Friday, January 20 2006 12:41 AM (OYwJ2)
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Yep, I saw that. However, I'm coming to the conclusion that it's not a very good modem in general.
We sell NB3's, but only because they have a decent diagnostic routine. The diagnostics on the NB5 are the worst I've ever seen.
[For those who don't know, I work for a phone company. We sell ADSL, but we don't have any good high-end packages because we are re-selling Telstra products. So I went with iiNet, who are the reverse, a great ISP but a lousy phone company.]
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, January 20 2006 01:13 AM (RbYVY)
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Oh. That explains your "...and I oughta know" comment a post or two earlier, then!
*snicker* Makes sense now!
Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, January 20 2006 01:35 AM (mAAjO)
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I considered iinet when I was reviewing my broadband. However I decided not to when the rep I was speaking too coudn't give me a definite answer about silent number (which I currently have).
I got a vague answer about Telstra settings coming across as are. But that they had no control over the landline config.
Pretty much figured the same as you, they are up on their internet but not their phones.
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Totally unrelated, but Pixy, you wouldn't happen to know what my mu.nu user name and password is to access http://blog.mu.nu:2082, would you? Could you please e-mail them to me? yossarian9@hotmail.com.
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Wednesday, January 18
Friends In Need
Some of you may already know, but
Mikey, one of the family here at mu.nu, recently suffered a stroke and is in hospital in a serious condition. He's undergone surgery and remains in a medically-induced coma while the doctors work to stabilise his condition.
Da Goddess has been in touch with Mikey's family from the start, and visited the hospital last night. She's organising things to help Mikey's family out, so check in at her blog and Mikey's for updates.
She writes:
As far as fundraising efforts go, we're compiling a list of needs and I'll be posting that as time goes on. The main item on the list is getting Mrs. Mikey's mom to San Diego. She's in Colorado right now and we need someone to donate miles or a flight voucher for her to get here. If you have the power to arrange this, please let us know!
If you can help, please drop Da Goddess or me a line. Leave a comment on her blog or email her at Dagoddess at G(ee)Mail.com. Or contact me, and I'll pass it along.
Mikey is part of our family, and his family needs our support right now, so anything you can do will be appreciated.
Update: Plane ticket taken care of. Mikey's condition has improved; his blood pressure has come down; he's responding to voices and seems to understand what is being said. Not out of the woods yet, but he seems to be on the right road.
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Saturday, January 14
Reality Check
My regular readers can skip this one, because they will be able to predict its contents exactly based on the previous two posts.
I do not have 24 Mbps ADSL2+.
I do not have 12 Mbps ADSL2.
I do not, in fact, have ADSL at all.
I do not even have a dial tone, which is the one thing I had achieved.
All phone companies suck. Without exception.
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where the phone company
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Hmmm--questionable content? I must wade through the blacklist to see what naughty words I used.
Looks like it was the ellipses at the end of my remark!
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Bet somebody blacklisted the "." (period) again.
Posted by: Light & Dark at Saturday, January 14 2006 02:24 PM (M9GWX)
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ellipses . . . not just periods. If I'm right, leaving a space between them works. (Had the problem on another site.)
Posted by: Kathy K at Saturday, January 14 2006 02:44 PM (ntspN)
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Aha! Fixed! ... Yay ...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, January 15 2006 12:07 AM (kTQms)
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Um, then how
exactly did Pixy post this post?
Posted by: Wonderduck at Sunday, January 15 2006 01:19 AM (+FLIL)
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I mean, no dial-tone, no DSL of any type... what, did you use smoke signals? What's the bandwidth on that?
Posted by: Wonderduck at Sunday, January 15 2006 01:21 AM (+FLIL)
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Wireless internet. 64k puffs per second.
It's slow, but it's saved my sanity over the past month.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, January 15 2006 02:04 AM (7X4Bl)
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YOU SHAME OUR FOREFATHERS. ONLY TRAITORS LIKE YOU WOULD FLOOD AMERICA WITH DRUGS AND COMMIT "TERRORIST" ACTS LIKE 9/11 AS JUSTIFICATIONS TO SUSPEND THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. JESUS CHRIST HAS REMOVED HIS BLESSING FROM OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY.
http://www.deanberryministries.org/index3.html
Posted by: DEAN BERRY -- REAL AMERICAN at Monday, January 16 2006 12:58 AM (ZK52L)
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Uhm... "at Yahoo.com" is right.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Monday, January 16 2006 04:00 AM (7+BNY)
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Wow - you got a Dean Berry spam. How nice for you. (This guy is a Fred Phelps wannabe.)
Posted by: Kathy K at Monday, January 16 2006 11:11 AM (rYfIX)
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Pixy. Your proclamation about phone companies is quite ironic.
But then having been there, I understand. :)
Amusing that the ISP turned on the DSL with you having no dial tone.
Posted by: Andrew at Monday, January 16 2006 07:08 PM (RWEVY)
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I love the message he has above his e-mail button:
"BE A MAN WHEN YOU SEND ME E-MAIL."
Guess that rules women and ducks out. Darn pretard.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Monday, January 16 2006 07:59 PM (7+BNY)
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Pixy. Your proclamation about phone companies is quite ironic.
Hey, who knows better than me?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Monday, January 16 2006 08:53 PM (RbYVY)
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Hmmm....when did you move to America and start shaming forefathers, Pixy? And how come I didn't get any of those drugs??? ;)
Posted by: Susie at Wednesday, January 18 2006 07:09 AM (a0oF7)
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If its any consolation.
Telstra decided to zap my home phone yesterday. No dial tone. They must be reading this blog !!
Posted by: Andrew at Wednesday, January 18 2006 10:07 PM (RWEVY)
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Telstra are evil vermin weasel ratfink bastards. And that's on a good day.
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Friday, January 13
Woohoo!
My ADSL is connected! I missed the email yesterday, or I would have tried it out last night.
I'll probably have to get myself a new modem, because my current one only does ADSL 2, not ADSL 2+. So I'd be limited to 12M instead of the full 24. Which would be very sad. But still slightly better than the 64k I've been stuck with for the last five weeks.
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Don't worry - it only took me a week and a half to get my DSL working properly.
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Wednesday, January 11
To Zoom Or Not To Zoom
Just got word from my ISP (who shall remain nameless until I have something good to say about them) that my ADSL is currently being provisioned, and within a week I should - if things go right - have a
24 Mbit internet connection.
Whee!
(If you saw that glitch, then yes, I've been spending too much time on web forums lately.)
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bastard
Local cable ISP claims 5 Mbit, but never gets close. And I live too far from the switch to use ADSL, although they're only a 3 Mbit connection anyway. Canada is
seriously lacking in high-speed service, which is surprising, considering the high penetration rate.
Truth be told, all that speed wouldn't be much good anyway as monthly transfer is capped around 25 gigs.
What sort of transfer volume are you allowed at that speed, Pixy? And what's your cost like per month?
Paul
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It's 80GB per month, and costs $90. The cost is tied to the cap rather than the speed - I could get 24M for $29.95, but with a 600MB cap.
Which would last a little over three minutes.
High speed ADSL only started rolling out in Australia last year, and the main phone company, Telstra, still doesn't have anything faster than 1.5M. So you can only get faster service in specific suburbs - something I checked carefully before I moved house. :)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, January 12 2006 12:49 AM (AIaDY)
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Can I post ANYTHING without it being denied for questionable content? (testing)
Posted by: Sigivald at Thursday, January 12 2006 07:26 PM (4JnZM)
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Evidently, the answer is Yes. Now, why couldn't my innocuous, on-topic post make it through?
Posted by: Sigivald at Thursday, January 12 2006 07:26 PM (4JnZM)
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I've been on Road Runner for ten years and though the price has been a bit high, I have largely been pleased with the service.
Now I'm moving somewhere else, and I don't have any idea what I'll do for broadband, let alone for something that I can put my server on. Yikes!
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Sigivald, I think I need to go through the blacklist.
Ugh.
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My Ears Are Happy Again
I got myself a pair of
Sennheiser PX100s. I previously had some
Koss Porta Pros, but after a few years of going everywhere with me they were pretty much trashed, and I threw them out.*
I went to get a new set, but the only store nearby that had the Koss phones wanted $150. Since I only paid around $80 for the original set, and since they sell for around $35 retail in America, this seemed a bit excessive. Fortunately, I found the Sennheisers, which are nicer looking and more comfortable, distinctly cheaper (at least in Australia), and sound every bit as good.
It took me several minutes to work out how to unpack them, but you only need to do that once.
By the way, even Sennheiser make lousy headphones. These ones? Total rubbish. I don't know why a company like Sennheiser would even want to sell them. I can understand why people would buy them; you've just thrown your old headphones away only to find that replacing them is more expensive than you had expected, but you need something and - oh, those are cheap. Uh, for example. Unfortunately, they're complete crap.
* Apparently, "pretty much trashed" is covered under the warranty, but I didn't know that at the time.
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I listen to most of my stuff at home nowadays.
So I have a pair of Sennheiser HD570s. Excellent headphones but you'd look pretty naff walking around the street with them.
Posted by: Andrew at Wednesday, January 11 2006 06:32 PM (0585Z)
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Oooooooooohh. Senns!
I used to work in the Radio industry, and you could always tell who'd been in the biz the longest. Rookies had RadioShack cans. Middle-of-the-road had Shures. Lifers had Sennheiser or Koss.
I have a pair of Sony MDR-V100s. They cost me maybe $25, at least seven years ago (I think), and they
STILL kick the llama's butt.
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Saturday, January 07
Brains, Minds and Consciousness
This is brilliant.
Its a series of videos taken at last year's Skeptics Society conference on, um, brains, minds and consciousness. It's so far covered evolutionary psychology (and why it is wrong), the neural correlates of consciousness (and why idealism is bunk), and where science comes from - and I'm less than a quarter of the way through. It's fascinating stuff and the speakers are wonderful.
It's a three gigabyte download for the "high quality" version (which suffers from some nasty compression artifacts), but that's about eight hours worth of video. Very highly recommended.
While you're waiting for the download, go here and vote for Yuri. This blog is running on Kei, but she's not in the poll.
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Already voted, thanks to SDB mentioning the poll. I was somewhat upset by the immense lack of Kei in the poll, though.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Saturday, January 07 2006 09:12 PM (KnWO3)
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Kei will get her chance in the next poll.
Posted by: Don at Saturday, January 07 2006 09:38 PM (SfgwP)
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*does happy duck dance*
Posted by: Wonderduck at Sunday, January 08 2006 01:22 AM (KnWO3)
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Hey Pixy,
I need some help with my blog. I sent an email but I'm not sure it went to the right address. Email me when you have time. Thanks :-)
Posted by: Gir at Sunday, January 08 2006 11:28 PM (47IiO)
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You can
vote for Kei now.
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Friday, January 06
Two Cows
Sydney: You have two cows. Although you booked them into a private preschool before they were born, you nonetheless find yourself on a waiting list. Meanwhile you keep them on an acreage in Dural, where you form a co-op to share the un-pasteurised milk until the entire group is suddenly wiped out by botulism.
Melbourne: You have two cows. Since no-one drinks dairy products any more, you enroll them at Moonash University. One graduates and goes on to become head of the ABC's Drama Division. The other becomes front page news when it is killed by a tram.
Adelaide: You have two cows. Their milk is undrinkable, so you apply for a government subsidy and buy expensive imported milk like everyone else.
Byron Bay: You have two cows. Duuuuude.
Darwin: You have two cows. Neither of them gives any milk between September and May. No-one cares.
Perth: You have two cows. The minute they turn sixteen they drop out of school and move to Sydney.
Cairns: You have two cows. You trade one for three baby crocodiles and a one-legged kangaroo, and open a wildlife park. Contrary to expectations, it is a huge success.
Canberra: You have two cows. Together you start a business selling cow-oriented adult movies over the internet. You become rich, and decide to go into politics, where you find that the work is the same but the pay is worse.
(Two cows page via Chapomatic)
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The fate of Brisbane's two cows can be found
here, under "Queensland Democracy".
Posted by: mitchell porter at Friday, January 06 2006 11:41 PM (mr6sB)
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Existentialist Australia: You have two giraffes. You sell one and use the money for harmonica lessons.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Saturday, January 07 2006 01:44 AM (KnWO3)
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Oops. I meant to type "surrealist", not "existentialist."
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Singularitarian: You have two cows. You breed
miniature cows and sell the more efficient bovines to smaller farmers and as pets.
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Thursday, January 05
Pixy's Party Hints #1
Instead of inflating your balloons with helium, why not try xenon? Imagine the surprise on the kids' faces when their balloons fall to the ground like rocks! And enjoy the side effects - not only does it make your voice
deeper, it actually
renders you unconscious!
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You have any idea how expensive Xenon is? It isn't at all easy to come by. According to
this site:
The rare gases Xenon (Xe), Krypton (Kr) and Neon (Ne) are sourced from the air we breathe. All three are obtained from air separation plants, such as those built and operated by Linde. Because of their very low natural concentration in air, it is only economically viable to recover these rare gases from very large air separation facilities (greater than 1,000 tons of oxygen per day). After nitrogen, oxygen and argon are pulled off of the distillation column, Ne is then recovered by splitting a crude neon stream from the plant and processing it in a separate purification system. For the Xe and Kr, a stream containing a mixture of crude xenon and krypton is finally extracted from the plant and processed in another separate purification and distillation system.
It
turns out that Xenon makes up .09 ppm of air. If the plant is producing a thousand metric tons of oxygen per day, it will produce less than 430 grams of xenon per day. Yikes!
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Questionable content??? ME?!?!?!
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Steven - Yep. I was reading up on it and I found the price of $10 per litre. Took me a while to figure out that meant one litre at STP. It's considered too expensive even to use as an anaesthetic.
This isn't "Pixy's
Practical Party Hints". I'll save those for another day.
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That's so random. I love it.
Anyway, who says parties have to be practical? How practical is having a truckload of artifical snow in Texas, in the summer, for a kid's fourth birthday party?
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Norton Internet Security Must Die
Die die die!
If you have a Netcomm NB3 ADSL modem, and you have Norton Internet Security installed, you will not be able to configure the modem. Neither the automatic configuration program, nor the manual configuration through your browser will work.
I actually had to get the customer to telnet into modem - fortunately, they were reasonably cluey - before Norton revealed its evil presence and I twigged as to what was going on.
This was, of course, after we sent them a replacement modem.
Die die die! Die Norton die!
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Was this because Norton was blocking ports ?
I can't imagine why it would block the config page. Obviously a security risk !
Another one of those Twilight Zone bizarro things, huh.
Posted by: Andrew at Friday, January 06 2006 01:31 AM (RWEVY)
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Actually, it doesn't block the ports, it blocks part of the web pages the modem generates. Which makes it kind of hard to work out what the problem is.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, January 06 2006 03:57 AM (LUBRF)
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Ugh. I just spent an afternoon rooting the thing out of my parents' new computer. It came pre-installed with a 90-day subscription - but I have free software that I use for all of its functions.
OK, so: Add/Remove Programs? It ain't there. Program Files? No Uninstall or Setup. Right, Google: sure enough, there is an uninstall program that you can download from Symantec. Download, run, reboot, problems, debug: the GUI is gone, but the services and processes are still there! Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
I ended up knee-deep in registry keys, but I finally nailed the nasty thing. The uninstall program is apparently designed to work that way - everyone I know who has tried it had the same issue. Simply evil.
Posted by: Dominic at Saturday, January 07 2006 07:49 AM (uyRJS)
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I used to work with a guy who came into my office complaining that his MAC kept crashing all day. I went to his office and found that he had every little bit of Norton for the MAC installed. I removed all of it.
Two days later he came to me and said that all of his Norton Utilities were missing. I asked him if he had been crashing. He said he hadn't since I fixed it. I explained that Norton was the source of the problem.
Four days later he came back to complain that the constant crashes had returned. I checked his system and sure enough he had re-installed Norton.
I explained to him that Norton was causing the crashes but he said he liked Norton. So I told him to stop complaining.
I cherish the day he quit.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at Sunday, January 15 2006 08:19 PM (DdRjH)
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Dude, I think you're a dick and all, but in good faith I feel I should point out that you're arguing with Spurwing Plover, who is either a random text generator or 8 years old. We haven't figured out which yet, and he's never gonna answer.
Sortelli to a nameless left-wing interloper.
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