The ravens are looking a bit sluggish. Tell Malcolm they need new batteries.

Saturday, August 31

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Daily News Stuff 31 August 2024

Attack Of The Forty Dollar Chicken Edition

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  • Brazil's spiral into becoming the North Korea of the Southern Hemisphere continues to accelerate. (AP News)

    Tomas de Torquemada of the country's Supreme Federal Court has ordered all ISPs in the country - presumably somehow including Starlink - and all app stores to block access to Twitter.

    Torquemada also ordered app stores to remove VPN software, and ordered a fine of $8900 per day for any company or individual using a VPN to access Twitter.

    The justification for this is that Twitter doesn't have a legal representative in Brazil. (Nor I should note does this blog. Does Torquemada know how the internet works?)

    The reason Twitter doesn't have a legal representative in Brazil is that Torquemada threatened to jail her, and when she resigned, froze her bank accounts.


  • Space rocks.


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Satire Is Dead

I was doing some reading for my planned item on the video game industry implosion happening right now, and I ran into this:




Disclaimer: I have a fever, and the only cure is more space rocks!

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Friday, August 30

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Daily News Stuff 30 August 2024

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Edition

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Disclaimer: Just let them quietly slide into the Pacific already.

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Thursday, August 29

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Daily News Stuff 29 August 2024

Well I'll Be Edition

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  • OpenSea has been issued a Wells notice by the SEC.  (MSN)

    To unpack:

    OpenSea is a leading marketplace for NFTs.

    NFTs are in effect digital baseball cards.  They have no intrinsic value, but people put value on them largely based on their rarity.

    A Wells notice is issued by the SEC when they plan to sue a company for violating securities laws.

    So what the SEC is alleging here is that any collectible item without intrinsic value - baseball cards, Pokemon cards, MTG cards, US senators - is a security subject to the commission's regulations.

    Is there any law stating this?  No.

    Didn't overturning Chevron clamp the wheels of federal agencies trying to issue this sort of sweeping ruling on their own authority?  Yes.

    Aren't NFTs a scam anyway?  Only mostly.


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Disclaimer: I'll trade you a mint 1962 Ted Kennedy for a Bob Menendez and a shiny Pikachu.

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Wednesday, August 28

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Daily News Stuff 28 August 2024

Stawbey Edition

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  • Why AI can't spell "strawberry".  (Tech Crunch)

    I've said before that currently popular AI models - which is to say, Large Language Models or LLMs - don't understand anything at all except language.  They're language models.  That's what they do, and it's all they do.

    Except that's not quite true, because they don't understand language in any real way either.
    The failure of large language models to understand the concepts of letters and syllables is indicative of a larger truth that we often forget: These things don’t have brains. They do not think like we do. They are not human, nor even particularly humanlike.

    Most LLMs are built on transformers, a kind of deep learning architecture. Transformer models break text into tokens, which can be full words, syllables, or letters, depending on the model.

    "LLMs are based on this transformer architecture, which notably is not actually reading text. What happens when you input a prompt is that it’s translated into an encoding," Matthew Guzdial, an AI researcher and assistant professor at the University of Alberta, told TechCrunch. "When it sees the word 'the,' it has this one encoding of what 'the' means, but it does not know about 'T,' 'H,' 'E.'"

    Typeahead with delusions of grandeur.



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Disclaimer: Or maybe crumpet.

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Tuesday, August 27

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Daily News Stuff 27 August 2024

Fine-ish Wine Edition

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  • If you play games on Windows and have a new system using a Ryzen 9000 chip you're not going to want to miss the Windows 11 24H2 update.  (WCCFTech)

    No, seriously.  It's an average of 11% faster across a broad range of games, and up to 35% in the case of Gears 5.

    This is great news if you just got a new AMD system and were disappointed with the performance gains over the previous generation.

    If you have a previous generation Ryzen 7000 (or 8000) system, unfortunately it only brings...  An average of 10% better performance and a peak of 32% in Gears 5 again.

    Reportedly it also provides better performance on Ryzen 5000, though Hardware Unboxed hasn't had time to run all those tests yet.

    What doesn't gain huge performance benefits from this update is anything running on chips from Intel...  Except for some reason Gears 5 again, where the 14600K showed a 25% performance gain.

    It's not clear exactly what's been going on, because this suggests that Windows has been inadvertently tanking AMD performance for years.  The update was focused on the new branch prediction features in Zen 5, but somehow it improved the prior two Zen generations as well.

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Disclaimer: Better than a helium-side ground leak, I guess.

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Monday, August 26

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Daily News Stuff 26 August 2024

Damnazon Edition

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Disclaimer: Unless it isn't.

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Sunday, August 25

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Daily News Stuff 25 August 2024

Pour Encourager Les Autres Edition

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  • Pavel Durov, founder and CEO of messaging app Telegram, has been arrested in Paris on charges of...  Fuck charges, he's a libertarian and this is France.  (Ars Technica)

    Durov founded Russian social network VKontake before resigning because...  We don't know exactly, but allegedly because the Russian government had assumed de facto control of the company, wanted him gone, and wasn't too fussy about how he left.  China subsequently banned VKontakte as a tool of the Russian government, but China bans everyone.

    Ars' creative director Aurich Lawson - who personally suspended my account once for pointing out the site's rampant hypocrisy - noted:
    I'm pretty curious to see how this plays out. Is it really as simple as "you ran a platform where you didn't moderate private messages, therefore you're criminally responsible for everything people said"?

    Because that seems pretty chilling on the face of things.
    Do tell, Mr. Lawson.

    It's time to start treating Europe like North Korea.  If you go there, assume that you are not coming home intact.

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  • NASA has finally made a decision.  (WCCFTech)

    Butch and Suni will be coming home on SpaceX's Crew Dragon, after tests of another Starliner module showed similar but not identical failures in the attitude control thrusters.

    A second Crew Dragon module will be sent up to dock with the ISS next month - there is one docked permanently as a lifeboat - with two additional crew onboard.  The return trip is planned for February next year.


  • Do you have a laptop, mini-PC, or all-in-one desktop that handles your computing needs just fine but you need more storage - and want to stick with an all solid-state solution - and you need something fast and don't want to mess about with NAS hardware and USB 10Gb Ethernet adapters?

    Yes?

    The TB4S-OC from Aoostar may be what you need.  (Liliputing)

    The price is reasonable at $179, and it supports four M.2 drives.  Connection to your computer is by USB4 at 40Gbps or OCuLink at 64Gbps if you have that (basically PCIe over a cable).

    You will need a USB4, Thunderbolt, or OCuLink port.  Internally it's just a PCIe switch, so it does not work at all with generic USB ports.


  • Always wanted your own mainframe?  Christie's has an IBM 7090 on offer right now.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Price is expected to be in the area of $50,000.  Plus shipping, which could add up because it weighs 23,000 lbs.


Disclaimer: Your mainframe so fat...

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Saturday, August 24

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Daily News Stuff 24 August 2024

Faster Please Edition

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  • The new Ryzen laptop CPUs look perfect for mini-PCs.  Soyo's S9 is the first NUC to appear using the Ryzen AI 9 HX 370.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Downside: Soldered RAM, but it will be available in 16GB, 32GB, and 64GB models.

    Upside: With no DIMMs taking up space, it will have three M.2 slots.

    Other side: It's not shipping yet; the review model was a pre-production with a couple of hardware issues.

    It's not going to compete with an RTX 4090 - or even a 4070 - but if you are happy with 1080p medium settings, or you mostly play games that are a couple of years old, it does pretty well and the whole system runs on about 50W.

    I'm hoping to see one of these that uses CAMM2 memory so it is upgradeable - these chips don't support regular DDR5 DIMMs - but this is a good start.


  • What's inside the Raspberry Pi Pico 2.  (Tom's Hardware)

    A good rundown of the new hardware and the options available - or soon to be available, since it's not shipping to end users yet.

    Plus a couple of boards coming from Pimoroni, including one the exact same size and pinout as the standard Pi Pico 2 but with an extra 16MB of RAM.


  • Microsoft has scheduled a security summit for September 10 to discuss what it plans to do about those idiots at Crowdstrike.  (Ars Technica)

    Well, that's not how they worded it, but it's what they mean.



Disclaimer: Dip 'em in barbecue sauce and bury 'em head-first in a fire ant nest.

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Friday, August 23

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Daily News Stuff 23 August 2024

What If Edition

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There's Infinitely More Where That Came From Video of the Day




Disclaimer: To blurst or not to blurst...

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Thursday, August 22

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Daily News Stuff 22 August 2024

Let's Not And Never Talk About It Again Edition

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  • Microsoft is planning to try again with its obviously insane Windows "Total" Recall spyware system.  (Ars Technica)

    This is the feature - key to the so-called Copilot Plus platform - that takes screenshots of everything you do on your computer - passwords, bank account details, confidential emails - and puts them in a single conveniently labelled and indexed box for AI assistants and Russian/Chinese/North Korean/Iranian hackers to search for you.

    The database will now require you to log in with Windows Hello to access it, where before it was an all-you-can-eat data buffet for any application running on your computer.
    "Security continues to be our top priority and when Recall is available for Windows Insiders in October we will publish a blog with more details," reads today's update to Microsoft Windows and Devices Corporate Vice President Pavan Davuluri's blog post.
    The lie detector detected that that was a lie.

    Fortunately - for now - this won't function at all unless you have a new CPU with a neural processing unit capable of at least 40 trillion operations per second.  Desktop processors - even brand new ones like AMD's Ryzen 9950X - don't have that.
     

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How AI Works Video of the Day




Disclaimer: Unless we close our eyes, in which case we shall not.

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