Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Thursday, September 29

Life

Take The Train

I'm heading off to Tram Town next week to bother visit my family. Naturally, I'm taking the train.

Why?

Here's why:

  1. Go to train website.
  2. Check timetable.
  3. Buy ticket online.
  4. Receive ticket as PDF via email.
  5. Print ticket on printer.
  6. Catch train.
  7. Snooze and/or read and/or watch anime and/or listen to iPod and/or play games on Palm Pilot as countryside rolls by. (I haven't got the extended battery yet so I'm limited to about 3 hours of anime.)

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Monday, September 26

Geek

Multiply And Conquer

This card sports two Nvidia 7800GT graphics chips and 512MB of memory. This motherboard has four 16x PCI-Express slots. And this delivers 1000W continuous and 1100W peak.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Saturday, September 24

Cool

Aha!

DEMOCRACY IS DEAD!!! BUSH!!! (PUKE!!!!!!!) THE TRUTH IS AT OUTSPOKENMOLLUSKSFORUNIONWAGES.ORG!!!!!!!!? POWER TO THE WICCANS!!! THE THIEF-IN-CHIEF'S WAR AGAINST CIVIL RIGHTS MUST END NOW!!!! UNLIKE YOU AND TUCKER CARLSON, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH OIL!!!!!!!? WHAT CAN WE EXPECT NEXT!? WILL THE CAPITALISTS COME TO ABUSE ME FOR BEING A MINORITY!? WILL MY UNSPOILED FRIENDS NOW BE ENSNARED JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE BISEXUALS!!!!? AS I UNDERSTAND IT IT'S OPEN SEASON ON VEGETARIANS!!!! I REJECT VIOLENCE AND OCCUPATION! CHRISTIANITY, INDEED!!!!!!!! KING GEORGE ONLY WANTS BLUE STATES FOR THE OIL!!!! (IF ONLY THERE WERE OIL IN RED STATES!!) NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!!!!!! QUITE LITERALLY, THE REPUGNANTANS STOLE THE SO-CALLED ELECTION BY GASSING THE HOMEOPATHIC VOTERS IN MY MIND, JUST LIKE PIXY MISA HELPED OUR SMIRKING CHIMP TO STEAL CIVIL UNIONS FROM THE ELDERLY INSURGENTS (WHILE THE OIL LOBBY HAPPILY SAT ON THE SIDELINES, HONESTLY)!!
Now we know! Now we know everything!




Get your own Autorantic Virtual Moonbat. They make great gifts!

(via Least Loved Bedtime Stories)

(Update: Okay, so it's a year old. It's still cute.)

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Friday, September 23

Geek

Yay For Technology

I have wireless internet! On my notebook! 1Mb/s at 100km/h! Well, the trains don't actually run that fast, but then again I got the slower plan, so it all balances out...

Sort of.

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Tuesday, September 20

Cool

Arrrrr!

Well, a viking is sort of like a pirate, right?

Pirate_by_RozRoz.gif

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Monday, September 19

Cool

Smart Is Sexy

Announcing the Skepchick 2006 Calendar. Order yours today.

Tell 'em Pixy sent you.

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Cool

Om Mani Pillage Hum


In a Past Life...
You Were: A Redhead Viking.

Where You Lived: Tibet.

How You Died: Decapitation.

(via La Belle Dame au Fromage)

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Saturday, September 17

World

Another Modest Proposal

There are nations in Africa that have no Senators at all, yet America has one hundred of them.

Help Africa help itself: Donate a Senator today.

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Wednesday, September 14

Life

Note Spelling

I'm not dead, I've just been messing about in the engine room of the good ship Munuvia. Basically, I have time to do that, or to blog, but not both. I'll have to change the flags here every so often just so you know I'm still alive.

Still alive
Send sandwiches
Roast beef
No mustard

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Rant

Speaking Of Evil

I'm getting spammed by a freaking public library! What's wrong with people?

On the other hand, I compared John Kerry to a cabbage - unfavourably - on Slashdot and got moderated up to +5. Republicans with mod points. Phear the power!

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