You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Yes.
Everything's going to be fine.

Friday, May 20

Life

Can't Leave You Guys Alone For A Minute

So I go away for a few hours days weeks months and when I get back, Donald Trump is pope, Venezuela is so broke they can't afford hyperinflation, three quarters of the pop icons of my youth are dead, and congress is planning on sending a mission to Europa.

DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?!

Also, Google, stop with all the other shit and bring out a new Nexus 7 already.

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