Thursday, March 22

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They Nuke Horses, Don't They?

ESTABLISHING SHOT OF HORSES GALLOPING INTO THE DISTANCE

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Zuck, standing in front of barn door, enormous brass padlock in hands: We've shut the door, and now we're locking it.

Lock: KA-CHUNK.

Zuck: We've put top men on the problem.

SLOW ZOOM OUT SHOWING MILES AND MILES OF BARN AND THOUSANDS OF DOORS

Zuck: Top. Men.

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1 The second order effects of this are as yet uncertain and could have....ramifications

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Saturday, March 24 2018 09:16 AM (h8yX6)

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It’s like the tale of the roadside merchant who was asked to explain how he could sell rabbit sandwiches so cheap. "Well,” he explained, "I have to put some horse-meat in too. But I mix them 50:50. One horse, one rabbit.” (Darrel Huff, How to Lie with Statistics)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Saturday, March 24 2018 10:13 AM (PiXy!)

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Apple pies are delicious. But never mind apple pies. What colour is a green orange?




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