• Microsoft GitHub says the 8-hour outage of its systems was caused by a combination of Microsoft Azure and Microsoft VS Code.  (The Register)
  
  Have you tried turning it off and just leaving it like that?

• AI was supposed to win people over by now.  It hasn't.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  I'm finding it much improved over even a year ago.  If it weren't for that small detail of collapsing the entire tech economy into concentric black holes I'd feel a lot more generously inclined.
  
  
  
• China landed a rocket.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Yes, SpaceX has been doing that a couple of times a week for years, and the Space Shuttle kinda sorta did it back in the 80s, but still, good job, China.
  
  
  
• Anthropic and Suno have been hit by yet another billion-dollar copyright lawsuit, this time by music company Round Hill.  (Hollywood Reporter)
  
  Git 'em.

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• A federal judge has ruled that a state judge who used AI to handle the entire decision in a case so she could spend the day playing Cookie Run Kingdom or something equally important cannot be sued.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The state judge's actions may not be reasonable, or even legal, and the decision can be appealed, but the judge cannot sued.

• Move fast and crash planes: Google just bought the anonymised databases of the defunct Spirit Airlines for $10 million to train AI models.  (CNN)
  
  With OpenAI training on Reddit, Amazon training on Twitch streams, and now Google training on incompetent and defunct airlines, I don't think we have to worry too much about AI taking our jobs.
  
  And more about AI destroying the economy so there aren't any jobs to be taken.
  
  
  
• Building a Steam Machine in an ASRock Deskmeet X300.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Interesting thing: The Deskmeet X300 has four DDR4 SODIMM slots.  Which is great if you just happen to have a stockpile of DDR4 SODIMMs from old laptops and mini-PCs.
  
  Which I do.
  
  
  
• Best Buy apparently did not steal half this customer's memory.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  They took half the memory out, yes, but returned it along with the laptop.  And since it has a dedicated GPU, performance won't suffer too much.
  
  Actually, it just sounds like one stick of RAM went bad, and since the laptop was upgraded by a third-party, it wasn't Best Buy's responsibility, and the system is now working again.
  
  
  

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• Meta faces a $1.4 trillion fine in a case brought by multiple US stats over (checks notes) creating a product that people wanted to use. (Engadget)
  
  May be time to pull some strings and drop space rocks on statehouses.
  
  
  
• Speaking of space rocks, power operator PJM has proposed a plan to kick its largest customers off the grid whenever it runs out of electricity. (Reuters)
  
  That will make them popular.

• OpenAI has announced it is building an 8GW AI datacenter in Ohio, with a $105 billion guarantee from Nvidia. (Axios)
  
  Uh, guys, you might want to look at a map first.
  
  
  
• Mini-PCs are cheap and convenient... Were cheap and are still convenient, with configurations to suit almost any need unless you want to play (insert resource-intensive recent computer game here). Just wipe the drive and reinstall Windows first. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Today's contestant in the malware race: Geekom.
  
  
  
• Can't afford an AI graphics card? Nobody else can either, so why not upgrade your 2080 Ti to 22GB? (Tom's Hardware)
  
  As the article notes you can push it all the way to 44GB, though that becomes expensive. More expensive.
  
  
  
• GitHub went. (The Register)
  
  I am responsible for the corporate GitLab server, which means that any such problems are my responsibility to fix, but also means that I can fix them.
  
  
  
• Cursor, the AI coding company just acquired by SpaceX, announced its own Git-compatible code hosting platform on the same day that GitHub fell over. (Cursor)
  
  Totally not space rocks.

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• Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei says the AI backlash is fundamentally a crisis of trust and also that water is wet. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Well... Yes.
  
  
  
• Anthropic is planning to watermark text produced by their AI systems. (Bleeping Computer)
  
  At fault is the European Union, as usual.

• Bluesky has shrunk by 50% in 18 months as the crazies come crawling back to Twitter. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Damn.
  
  Meanwhile, the Phantom Zone of online speech known as Threads continues to lie about its numbers.
  
  
  
• Also now extinct: Audrey Hepburn and neutrinos.

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• Every fusion power startup that has raised over $100 million.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Your weekly reminder that it is the 21st century, and not everything is poop-flavoured ice cream.
  
  In a truly 21st century maneuver, one of the companies on the list announced plans to merge with a group owned by the sitting US president last December in a $6 billion deal.
  
  
  
• Speaking of the sitting US president and deals Nvidia's latest financial reports show that the company has made a $25 billion on-paper profit from its $5 billion investment in Intel.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  President Trump rewrote former President Bidens original grant of $10 billion to Intel - which had strings attached that the company couldn't meet - into $10 billion in non-voting stock, netting the public a neat $50 billion paper profit.

• Meanwhile SpaceX has completed its acquisition of AI coding startup Cursor for $60 billion.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  I'm old enough to remember Compaq's acquisition of Digital being a big deal (I'm old enough to remember Compaq and Digital, for that matter).  That was valued at around $9 billion.
  
  
  
• How Larry Ellison slid from being the world's second richest man to eighth place in just two months.  (Forbes)
  
  All at once at first, and then slowly.
  
  Oracle's valuation skyrocketed through massive deals for AI datacenter operations, and then people started to run the numbers through their abaci and raise questions.
  
  
  
• Speak of Intel, "It's not just Intel", says Intel.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Specifically referring to a diverging industry with a booming commercial computing market and a consumer market that has had its throat slit and its entrails torn out and been left to die alone in the snow while the wolves gather in the distance.
  
  
  
• An interview with Intel VP Robert Hallock about the company's plans to go through the corpse's pockets for loose change.  (Tom's Hardware)  (archive site)
  
  Well, that's a little unkind.  It's not Intel that killed the consumer market, and they are offering us five year old technology in exchange for our magic beans.
  
  
  
• Speaking of which, if you were hoping for an SSD replacement under warrant from SK Hynix, best hope instead that your SSD doesn't fail.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  They're out of stock.  They are still manufacturing them, of course, but you can't have one.  You'll get a refund...  At the old price.
  
  I suspect - hope, actually - that lawyers are going to get rich off this behaviour.
  
  
  
• CEOs of AI companies say their creations will lead to a shorter work week.  (BBC)
  
  Workers at AI companies are putting in 12 hour days and 7 day weeks.
  
  
  
• Why tech CEOs keep posting manifestos trying to sell the world on AI.  (BBC)
  
  Because they'd prefer not to be lynched, if it's all the same to you.
  
  
  
• When and how different AI models lie to you.  (Just Facts)
  
  Not surprisingly, Grok has the least distinct left-wing bias, but the difference isn't as large as you might hope.
  
  The writers tested for both left-wing and right-wing bias across a sample of a hundred multiple-choice questions, and also for citations of web pages that don't exist.  Hallucinated links were a major issue even when the AI models got the answer right.
  
  Oh, and don't trust ChatGPT or Gemini for anything that touches on present-day politics, but I'm sure you already knew that.
  
  
  

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• Who are you and what have you done with France?  France's Constitutional Council has found the French government's plan to block social media access to children under 15 unconstitutional for the burden it would place on everyone over the age of 15.  (Reuters)
  
  Kind of obvious but something that entirely escaped both major political parties here in Australia.
  
  

• Intel says that its Raptor Lake CPUs - 13th and 14th generation - aren't going anywhere.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Because they still support cheaper DDR4 memory.  The company hasn't hinted at any new architectures featuring DDR4 support, but it has introduced new configurations in Bartlett Lake chips, which use the same core design but offer up to 12 performance cores on a chip instead of 8.
  
  You can't officially buy them at retail and they require different BIOS code, but they are floating around and so are alternate BIOS files.
  
  
  
• If you have kernel level-access to your PlayStation 4, you can now have...  Kernel Level Access Plus.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  This also applies to the Xbox One and perhaps more importantly to server ships like the Opteron 6300, which I hope nobody is still running for anything critical.
  
  
  
• Why does Claude Fable feel worse than older Claude Opus models?  (GitHub)

  Selecting for models that do well on benchmarks (and indeed training for them or on RLVR tasks in general) inherently selects for models that make bold, usually-correct assumptions in the face of ambiguity. It penalizes models with a tendency to stop and ask for clarification or direction.

  In short, because the incentive was to forge ahead and get things wrong rather than to stop and ask questions.
  
  
  
• The weather was cold and cold.  (The Register)
  
  Did Claude Fable write that article?
  
  
  
• The Ploopy A Plus is here.  (Ploopy)
  
  Plooping up your database connection, it would seem.
  
  
  
• The Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 6 cores 20% higher on AnTuTu than Gen 5.  (WCCFTech)
  
  That makes it twice as fast on that benchmark as the Gen 3 I have in the tablet I just bought, although given price increases it will likely cost four times as much.  The Gen 5 model of that tablet already costs three times what I paid.
  
  
  
• Judge James Lemongrab has ordered Google to stop fucking around and make it easier to install alternate app stores on Android.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  Unacceptable!
  
  
  
• Apple also seems fully committed to fucking around.  (MacRumors)
  
  The company wants a 15% cut of purchases not made through Apple's servers.
  
  
  
• He who represents himself has a fraud as a client.  (404 Media)
  
  Ah, the old hide your fraud attempts in white text on a white background trick.  And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Select All.
  
  

• You get a letter of marque and reprisal!  And you get a letter of marque and reprisal!  Everybody gets a letter of marque and reprisal!  (White House)  (Yes, the White House)
  
  In Minecraft.

• Google's Gemini 3.7 Flash inhabits an interesting space near the Pareto Frontier of AI solutions.  (Google)
  
  Near the frontier.  Not on it.  It is outclassed by ChatGPT's low-cost Luna model, which while weaker than the best models is also much cheaper.
  
  
  
• Stop shooting yourself in the foot.  (The Register)
  
  Didn't even need to sum that one up; The Register did it for me.
  
  
  
• The company that wants to sell you expensive support contracts for your network equipment says that advanced AI spells doom for unsupported network equipment.  (The Register)
  
  They're totally not running a cobra farm though.
  
  
  
• In an orthogonal move to guarantee the safety of unsupported network equipment, Amazon will be training its AI on Twitch streams.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  No, your other left.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile the University of Michigan is busy churning out the next generation of Amazon AI training fodder.  (Axios)
  
  And not in a good way.

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• The "Godmother of AI" says the biggest risk to AI is students losing the desire learn. (Tech Spot)
  
  Don't know how to tell you this, Fei-Fei...

• If you want to buy Nvidia's RTX 6000 Pro Blackwell graphics card, it will now cost you $16,000. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Which is a lot.
  
  
  
• Intel says, hey, maybe there's money to be made in the memory business. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  As the article notes, Intel's first product was memory - specifically a 64-bit SRAM module.
  
  
  
• Some Claude users are mad that Claude will catch them using Claude. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Claudes don't let Claudes Claude Claudes.
  
  
  
• Thing 4.6 is here, nearly as good as Other Thing 5 but 80% cheaper. (WCCFTech)
  
  Save big with New Thing 3.14 Flash: It's digestible.

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• SK Hynix plans to expand its production in China by 50%.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  And it's gone.
  
  
  

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• Gemini has reached a billion users.  (Ars Technica)
  
  Rather in the same way that Meta's Threads reached...  Whatever user count they claim for that tumbleweed farm.
  
  
  
• Speaking of reversing cause and effect, Bluesky's active user base is shrinking as its focus expands beyond the app.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  No, Bluesky is seeking new sources of revenue because their users are dying of memetic Alzheimers.
  
  
  
• Because they're not taxi drivers.  (The Conversation)
  
  Or ambulance drivers, who primarily die from werewolf attacks.
  
  
  
• Kimi K3 is a ripoff of Claude Opus.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Oh no.  Anyway...
  
  
  

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• Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million opposing California's demented billionaire tax. (Tech Crunch)
  
  The article says the tax would cost Brin $13 billion, but if so they have revised it. The original language would have hit Brin and Google co-founder Larry Page particularly hard due to how voting rights are assigned for their shares, sending his tax liabilities soaring to around $50 billion.
  
  
  
• Speaking of demented billionaires, Mark Zuckerberg wrote an essay on why we should be thankful for AI. (Tech Crunch)
  
  And managed to make a convincing case... For the opposition.
  
  
  

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• TSMC can sidestep its $1 billion worth of Apple ASICs awaiting memory supplies by... Making more AI chips? (WCCFTech)
  
  What?
  
  
  
• TSMC doesn't have $1 billion worth of Apple ASICs awaiting memory supplies. (WCCFTech)
  
  Supplies!
  
  
  
• Meta's new Muse Glimmer model provides an always-on AI model that can run on consumer hardware. (Meta)
  
  All you need is a $5000 graphics card. And to run the model in quantized (half-precision or less) mode.
  
  You do have a $5000 graphics card, don't you?
  
  
  
• Sorry, I meant $7000 graphics card. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  You snoozed, you losed.
  
  
  
• Windows 11's built-in weather app uses 1.2GB of RAM all by itself. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Fire, for the killing with.
  
  
  

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