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At a dinner party, Winston Churchill asked the woman sitting next to him if she would sell him a packet of crisps for a pound.  After checking her price list, she agreed that yes, she would.  Then, he asked her if she would sell him a packet of crisps for twenty pence.  She was offended.  "What do you think I am, ALDI?" she indignantly replied.  "Madam," Churchill said in that droll voice of his, "we've already established what you are, now we're just haggling over the price."  "Bugger that," she responded, "I've got payroll to meet."

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