Sunday, August 14

Geek

Kabaneri Of The Iron Fortress

Completely implausible.  These people are so dumb the zombies would starve to death.

It moves right along, and the production qualities are great, but dumb as a box of rocks.

Update: And every time you think it couldn't get any more stupid, it does.  I went to see what other people thought of it, and this was the first review I found:
Watching Kabaneri is like watching a 5-car pile-up on a busy intersection. It's devastating, but hard to look away from. With each plume of smoke breathes a new fiery furnace of stupor; divulging deeper into new unforeseen territories of shit writing. Where other shows simply crash and burn, Kabaneri decides to push forward with a broken axle and the power of irrationality to combust its engine. It's a wondrous, smoldering pile of fecal matter on wheels. A beautiful travesty captured in frame by uninspired creators, seeing just how close they could pass their hand over the surface of unoriginality without being scorched by the heat. And trust me when I say that Wit Studio got their hands pretty fucking close. Had they gotten any closer, we'd be naming this 'Shingeki no Kabaneri: Schlock Edition'. To say they're cashing in on an existing fanbase would be an understatement. These motherfuckers took the cash-cow home, milked it dry, then butchered it for any remaining morsels that they could scrape together. Kabaneri isn't just below average, it's the residual excrement that resides at the bottom of the barrel.
The author goes on at some length, but I suspect you get the idea.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:35 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 Pixy?  Could you please check your Steam Chat box?  I have a message for you...

Posted by: Wonderduck at Monday, August 15 2016 12:57 PM (vZvpB)

2 Yep, will check when I get home from work.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Monday, August 15 2016 02:41 PM (PiXy!)

3 Thank you!

Posted by: Wonderduck at Monday, August 15 2016 03:08 PM (vZvpB)

Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Thursday, August 18 2016 03:44 PM (XOPVE)

5 There are at least three literal train wrecks in the show.  Make of that what you will. wink

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, August 18 2016 05:13 PM (PiXy!)

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