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  • Two new Xbox models have just gone up on pre-order, sort of: The portable Ally X for $999 and the cheaper Ally Nothing for $599.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Can these portable devices from Asus really be described as Xboxes?  They have AMD Ryzen CPUs - but then, so do the current Microsoft Xboxes.  But they have AMD Radeon graphics - which the current Microsoft Xboxes also have.

    So I guess the answer is yes.

    The Ally X has a Ryzen Z2 AI Extreme, with 8 Zen 5 CPU cores and 16 RDNA3.5 graphics cores, and 24GB and a 1TB SSD.

    The Ally Nothing has a Ryzen Z2 A, which doesn't sound like a huge downgrade but definitely is: Just 4 Zen 2 CPU cores and 8 RDNA2 graphics cores, plus 16GB of RAM and a 512GB SSD.

    It has the same screen and controllers as the more expensive model, but offers less than half the CPU performance.  Comparing the desktop equivalents, a four-core Zen 2 would be one third the speed, but in a mobile device the faster chip is likely the be thermally constrained anyway.


  • And it's sold out, for rather dubious values of "sold out".  (WCCFTech)

    It's a pre-order, so this restriction is limited to the units from the first production batch that were allocated to the Microsoft Store.  There are plenty more out there.


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Artistic Interlude


Good news: The pigment this week wasn't made of cow piss.

Bad news: It was supposed to be made of cow piss.

Ugly news: It was made of arsenic.


Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses slump;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well jump.

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1 Alright, things are odd. Once again someone at Ace insists you're male. But that art by Chelsea Rose and the comment by LeeAnn imply you're female.

I'm several years out of the professional IT game, but I now follow some anime and female pundits.

To paraphrase some Congresscritter: "Do you, PixyMisa, at this time, choose to declare your sex?"
Personally, I hope you're a "seasoned" IT professional in Australia, sniping at leftists and other idiots while liking anime and other naive and hopeful things that implies.

Posted by: furball321 at Saturday, September 27 2025 08:46 PM (As8gg)

2 I am definitely one of the two, and quite well-seasoned.  (It's not really any great secret, but I do prefer to keep my private life, well, private, in these interesting times.)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Saturday, September 27 2025 10:31 PM (PiXy!)

3 I figure it ain't my business to speculate, but the old rule is that "there are no females on the internet".  Which doesn't mean that there are no persons with two X chromosomes, but that anyone claiming to be female is doing so for attention, and attention whores were formerly not particularly welcome on the internet.

Posted by: normal at Sunday, September 28 2025 05:34 AM (LADmw)

4 Formerly. Now the internet seems particularly designed to cater to attention whores.

Posted by: Mauser at Sunday, September 28 2025 10:10 AM (XWgGM)

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Apple pies are delicious. But never mind apple pies. What colour is a green orange?




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