Wednesday, July 08
Daily News Stuff 8 July 2026
Flammenwerfers R Use Edition
Flammenwerfers R Use Edition
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- Samsung has posted an 1800% increase in quarterly profits, catapulting the company past Nvidia to become most profitable company in the world. (Tom's Hardware)
Expectedly.
- Hold my shorts says Shenzhen Longsys Electronics - more familiar as the brand Lexar - which is expected to post a profit increase of more than 60,000%. (Tom's Hardware)
Admittedly their margins kinda sucked last year.
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- Hold all of our shorts says the entire US ISP industry, slavering over an FCC rule change that would let them hide fees again. (Ars Technica)
Lovely people. Let's give them a state. Maybe Minnesota.
- Sorry, were you wearing that says SpaceX as it files with the FCC to launch 100,000 third generation Starlink satellites. (WCCFTech)
Each with advanced phase array beamforming, 4Tbps of aggregate bandwidth, and a wave motion gun in case regulators get any ideas.
- All your shorts are belong to us say JP Morgan and Bank of America as they look forward to bypassing federal laws capping debit card fees. (MSN)
There are days when a wave motion gun would come in really handy. This is three of them.
- The AVX-512 instruction set may be making a return in Intel's upcoming Nova Lake processors. (Tom's Hardware)
It's been notably absent from Intel's recent desktop and laptop chips, leaving AMD the only option for users who, uh, use it.
Still available in Intel server processors though.
All I Wanted To Do Was Solve Olbers' Paradox And Now I Keep Finding Myself Reincarnated In A World Without Catgirls
Spoilers.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Sorry, folks, I'm the reason you can't have catgirls.
Best I can do is a cait sith.
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