Monday, May 05

Daily News Stuff 5 May 2025
Tonstant Weader Edition
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Tonstant Weader Edition
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- Intel may have sold off a majority of its Altera acquisition to balance the books, but it hasn't given up in other areas: The B770 GPU could be here as soon as Computex, which is in just (searches frantically) over two weeks. (WCCFTech)
This will likely be a mid-range 16GB card. The existing B580 offers 12GB of RAM at $250, which is already a better bet in the current market than 8GB cards, except for the minor problem that there aren't any.
- And Intel's third-generation "Celestial" GPUs could be here by CES. (Hot Hardware)
That seems a bit ambitious, to be honest. Expect this to take more like a year to reach retail even if things go well, and eighteen months if they need more than a simple tweak moving from test samples to production.
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- Apples are selling twice as fast as any other type of orange: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is selling twice as fast as any other JRPG on Steam. (WCCFTech)
Expedition 33 is indeed a success, but it's a weird comparison since the J in JRPG means Japanese, and Expedition 33 is a French game created by French developers in France.
- Stalin didn't go far enough in his purges. (Pluralistic)
Jobs are bad! Unions are good! Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it!
I'm so old I remember when Cory Doctorow could write a coherent sentence.
- People are losing their loved ones to AI-fueled spiritual fantasies and mental illness but mostly mental illness. (Rolling Stone) (archive site)
I thought mental illness was seen as a positive thing on the left, given how much time and effort they devote to wallowing in it.
- Speaking of which. (The Verge) (archive site)
You have to understand, he is not just playing as a bunny in a fantasy world, he is playing as a negro bunny. His words.
- Yasuke - the pseudohistorical star of Ubisoft's latest commercial catastrophe Assassin's Creed 14: The Assassining, was never a samurai and all the claims to the contrary were cooked up very recently by a single lunatic. (AP News)
The article doesn't mention that. The article in fact is completely useless.
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Disclaimer, n: Rebuttal; disavowal. "I reject your reality and substitute my own."
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Well, Yasuke himself, a single lunatic, but a bunch of academic lunatics created the environment where there are a bunch of idiots social signalling by pretending to believe or actually believing the stupidest possible insanity.
Posted by: PatBuckman at Monday, May 05 2025 11:04 PM (rcPLc)