Friday, January 05

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Daily News Stuff Day of the Expired Hamster 2023

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  • Why don't grocery stores sell pawpaws?  (The Atlantic)  (archive site)

    Because (a) they're green even when they're ripe, so you can't tell that they are ripe, and (b)  when they are ripe, which you can't tell anyway, they last about three days before turning into inedible mush.

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Apple pies are delicious. But never mind apple pies. What colour is a green orange?




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