What are you going to do?
What I always do - stay out of trouble... Badly.
Friday, January 12
Consume Soylent Pie Edition
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- Is the Dough Spectrum One a true Studio Display competitor? (9to5Mac)
This article violates Rule One of the internet. Rule One, though, is Never read the comments, and the only interesting part of this article is the comments, which point out:
1. This is only a 4K monitor, not 5K like Apple's Studio Display.
2. This uses LG's 4K LCD panel, which while quite good is available in much cheaper monitors, including from LG.
3. "Dough" is a respin of the the company "Eve" which is infamous for never shipping products customers paid for, and seven times never issuing refunds.
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- Humble Bundle is offering 38 Discworld books for $18 though apparently only in the US because the site tells me to piss off.
- Text and voice chat company Discord is laying off 17 percent of its staff. (The Verge)
A thing of the past indeed.
- Google also laid off about a thousand staff and closed its Mountain View daycare center. (SF Gate)
Just call this year 2023B and be done with it.
- AMD has revealed its next generation desktop CPUs which are a mix of current generation and previous generation chips. (AMD)
Which doesn't mean they are bad, but Zen 5 isn't expected until near the end of the year; these are Zen 4 and Zen 3 chips.
The Ryzen 8000 range consists of laptop chips, bringing much better integrated graphics to AMD's desktop platform - up to twelve graphics cores instead of two.
And the new entries in the Ryzen 5500 range bring lower prices - six cores for $125, or eight cores with the X3D expanded cache for $249. They also support cheaper DDR4 memory, so they're great for budget-oriented builds.
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Thursday, January 11
And A Bit Edition
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- Tech industry layoffs are a thing of the past now that the tech industry has stopped hiring altogether. (Vice)
I'm not sure exactly what is going on here. Yes, the economy is doing worse than politicians or the press will admit, but not that much worse. Yes, AI is eating more jobs than it creates, but it's basically a pile of garbage so it's not doing much of anything except selling Nvidia's graphics cards.
Hopefully tech journalists will be the first to go, because the analysis provided by Vice is worse than useless.
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- LLMs make bad lawyers. (The Register)
Because - as usual - the only thing they know is statistically what words are most likely to go together.
- If you're annoyed by the trend of motherboards having hardly any expansion slots anymore ASRock's WRX90 WS Evo should bring a tear to your eye. (Tom's Hardware)
It has seven full x16 PCIe 5.0 slots, plus two M.2 slots and two U.2 ports, and eight DIMM slots. I/O includes eight USB ports, dual 10Gb Ethernet ports, audio including optical output, and integrated WiFi.
Won't be cheap though.
- Since there are no PCIe 5.0 graphics cards maybe you could use one of those slots for Crucial's new T700 8TB SSD. (Tom's Hardware)
This is actually four 2TB T700 drives on a PCIe card, cooled by those new silent piezoelectric fans from Frore.
Transfer rates can hit 42GB per second, which is a lot.
Long Suffering Turtle Video of the Day
Neuro-sama is an AI vtuber developed by a programmer who goes by the name of Vedal. She's very impressive as a single-developer project, though her primary talent seems to be roasting her creator.
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Wednesday, January 10
Of What Edition
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- Streaming platform Twitch is laying off another 500 staff. (Tech Crunch)
I was thinking that would be perhaps 5% of their staff.
I was wrong.
It's 35%.
Which explains a lot about Twitch. 1400 staff is not a lot of people to run a global video streaming platform with literally millions of channels. I'm impressed it even works.
Of course, 900 staff is even less.
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- Roxi FastStream makes interactive TV possible on broadcast channels. (The Verge)
This is an impressive technical achievement, or would be if it actually did that.
What it actually does is us an app to play on-demand video to replace the broadcast channel when you want something else.
Which you could already do without Roxi FastStream.
- Nvidia's new RTX 5880 professional graphics card is not banned in China. (AnandTech)
Not yet.
- The NUC 14 Pro and NUC 14 Pro+ ranges are now available - from Asus now, rather than Intel. (Liliputing)
Intel sold off all rights to the NUC product line to Asus last year.
As for the devices, well, they're NUCs. Not awful. Not amazing.
There seems to be a sudden complete absence of audio ports though. So if you want that, think USB.
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Tuesday, January 09
Something Edition
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- After telling its customers to "eat shit and die" and then correcting itself and explaining that what it really meant was that as long as its customers ate the shit the dying was entirely up to them, Unity has unexpectedly fired 25% of its staff. (Reuters)
The CEO of Unity is the former head of Electronic Arts.
- The 1800 abruptly unemployed Unity staff have nothing to fear though, because the US added 700 tech jobs last year. (The Register)
You mean 700 thousand, right?
700 thousand, right?
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- Intel announced its Raptor Lake Refresh mobile CPU lineup and showed off its upcoming Arrow Lake and Lunar Lake CPUs. (AnandTech)
So right now Intel is launching refreshed Raptor Lake and brand new Meteor Lake chips, and later this year will be launching both Arrow Lake and Lunar Lake.
I can't keep them straight and I follow this stuff every day. Normal humans have no chance at all.
- Intel also announced the cheaper models of the desktop Raptor Lake Refresh 14th generation range, starting at $82. (AnandTech)
The $82 chips are kind of crap and should be avoided, but for $109 you can get something decent (if you don't need integrated graphics).
- Six months in a leaky Raspberry Pi 5. (Ars Technica)
Or two weeks using it as a desktop PC, anyway.
It works, pretty much, if you don't demand too much from it.
- Nvidia's "Super" range of refreshed 4000 series graphics cards is here. (Ars Technica)
In stores this month.
The 4080 Super seemed completely pointless, being only slightly faster than the 4080, but it's also $200 cheaper than the 4080. Okay then.
Which one should you get? Well, if you're playing vanilla Minecraft, consider that a Radeon 7600, the cheapest card from the current generation, can average 1000fps at 1080p.
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Monday, January 08
Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Particle Accelerator Edition
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- The FAA has grounded 170 Boeing 737 Max 9 aircraft after important bits fell off one of them. (MSN)
Nobody was killed, but this is what is referred to in the industry as "not a good look".
Maybe we should wait for the Apple iPlane. (Twitter)
Sure they're shiny overpriced toys, but the thing fell 16,000 feet to the ground and it's not even scratched.
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- The East Coast is sinking at a worrying rate, by which they apparently mean, not nearly fast enough. (Ars Technica)
By 2mm per year. Where I live, that would have the waves lapping at the bottom of the hill I'm near the top of in just, oh, half a million years, give or take.
I had to hike up that hill today carrying the full set of The Art of Computer Programming, because while the post office is fine with leaving packages sent through the mail, here in the middle of nowhere they also handle the last mile (really, the last 60 to 200 miles) for a lot of the big parcel services.
So if I just order stuff normally, they leave it on my front porch if I can't come to the door. But if I pay for expedited delivery so it goes via UPS rather than through the mail, they're not permitted to do so.
Meanwhile parts of Jakarta are sinking by up to 10 inches per year. (Wired) (archive site)
I love how they breathlessly segue from Jakarta rapidly sinking into the mud to San Francisco sinking by 0.07 inches a year - 140 times slower, and a little less than the 2mm mentioned above for the Eastern seaboard.
- Acer has shown off a new 7680x2160 57" curved monitor. (Tom's Hardware)
That's just what I'm looking for. With two 4K monitors, you have a gap in the middle, and with three it's too wide to see everything. With this thing you have divide the space into three 2560x2160 sections, have your IDE in front of you, SSH sessions on the left, and the actual application you are developing on the right.
Perfect, except that it costs $2499. For that price you could easily get eight good 27" 4K monitors - 95% DCI-P3, USB-C, tilt and pivot stands, all of that. (Which I currently have three of.)
So nice try, but no.
- Samsung has announced the 990 Evo SSD range, with half support for PCIe 5.0. (Tom's Hardware)
This is interesting and not pointless. The drive can either run with 4 lanes of PCIe 4.0 or two lanes of PCIe 5.0. Both deliver a maximum of 8GB per second, and the drive itself runs at 5GB per second. It's not the fastest SSD in the world but that's perfectly acceptable.
One thing that PCIe 5 offers that hardly any manufacturers have adopted is that instead of giving you the same number of slots at twice the speed, you can effectively have twice as many slots as before at the same speed. Most of us don't need 15GB per second SSDs, but an extra M.2 or PCIe slot would be welcome in many computers.
- Microsoft is killing Wordpad. (The Register)
It had no room the shovel in ads or AI, so it had to go.
- I see the problem, Mrs. Cleaver. It appears little Theodore is a robot you bought at Ikea, and your husband put the head on backwards. (Tech Crunch)
Withings' "BeamO" multiscope is supposedly a digital thermometer (sure), pulse oximeter (maybe), stethoscope (I guess), and "medical-grade" ECG (horseshit).
- Tulsa's tech scene remains resilient despite (checks notes) the state government's moves to stamp out illegal racism in hiring practices. (Tech Crunch)
Huh.
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Sunday, January 07
I Like Them Chonky Edition
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- Computing, you have blood on your hands. (CACM)
How dare you (checks notes) not act as the global thought police?
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- Pricing has leaked for the "new" Nvidia graphics cards. (WCCFTech)
At $799 the 4070 Ti Super should compete pretty well with AMD's 7900 XT. The AMD card has more memory, but the difference between 16GB and 20GB doesn't matter as much as, say, 8GB vs. 12GB.
AMD's 7800 XT is much better value at $499 though.
- Can AI lead the way to bug-free software? (UMass Amherst)
No. What are you, stupid or something?
- That rocket with tiny amounts of human ashes that the Navajo Nation is bitching about will launch on schedule. (Ars Technica)
Mostly because NASA has no say in the matter.
Unusually the Ars commentariat are firmly on the side of the rocket company and are downvoting anyone supporting the Navajo bullshit to oblivion.
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Saturday, January 06
Eel Pastrami Edition
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- What to expect at CES 2024. (The Verge)
1. Overpriced crap.
2. Overpriced AI-infested crap.
That seems to cover it.
Tech News
- Include everything.
What do you mean, everything?
EVERYTHING. (Bleeping Computer)
A new Node.js package called everything does just what it says on the tin: It includes every single package on NPM, the Node Package Manager.
More than two million of them.
This has the unfortunate side-effect that since you can't delete a package from NPM if it is in use by another package, nothing can now be deleted from NPM. Ever.
- Huawei's breakthrough 5nm CPU was not produced by Chinese manufacturer SMIC through multi-patterning in a 14nm fab. (Tom's Hardware)
It was produced by TSMC.
In 2020.
SMIC is producing "7nm" chips using 14nm tools and multi-patterning, but not "5nm" just yet.
- Writing GPT in 500 lines of SQL. (Explain Extended)
Yes, it's terribly slow, and the results are mediocre at best, but that just makes it authentic.
- NASA will be rolling out the new X-59 - a quiet supersonic plane - on January 12. (Hot Hardware)
Not testing it, so far as I can tell. Not flying it. Literally rolling it out of the hangar.
Not Really Tech News
- Niklaus Wirth, creator of multiple programming languages including Pascal, Modula-2, and Oberon, has passed away. (Hackaday)
He was 89.
- Pomu Rainpuff, Nijisanji EN's forest fairy, has announced her graduation. (Dexerto)
She was 9cm tall. Which is tall for a fairy.
She announced that she was leaving "to pursue other creative avenues" which I am hoping means Hololive, because Nijisanji treats its talents terribly.
Her last stream will be January 20, which if you are observing the Gregorian calendar is 14 days from now.
All her content will remain online.
(Graduation for vtubers means the talent is leaving that company, so the personality that people know will no longer be around.
This might mean they are retiring from the business entirely, like Sana from Hololive Council, who is a successful commercial artist in real life, or a familiar voice might pop up somewhere else the very next day, like Kiryu Coco or Pikamee.)
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Friday, January 05
Niggles And Irks Edition
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- Why don't grocery stores sell pawpaws? (The Atlantic) (archive site)
Because (a) they're green even when they're ripe, so you can't tell that they are ripe, and (b) when they are ripe, which you can't tell anyway, they last about three days before turning into inedible mush.
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- Never pay for expedited shipping.
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Thursday, January 04
Pre-CES Nap Edition
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- In its ongoing effort to make YouTube look like a company run by competent adults, Twitch, which only last month relaxed rules to permit "artistic nudity" before reversing itself the next day, has now banned pretending to be nude. (PC Magazine)
Twitch is a terrible platform run by idiots; the only reason I use it at all is that Amazon (owner of Twitch) has copyright agreements allowing streamers to use music and video content that would result in an instant ban on YouTube, so Pippa sometimes streams there.
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- Not much tech news right now. CES is next week so everything will probably land all at once the day before.
- You can actually see the board of this motherboard. (Serve the Home)
It's common for every square millimeter of surface to be crammed full of either components or heatsinks, but this server board from Gigabyte manages to fit in a 64-core CPU, 12 DIMM slots, four x16 PCIe slots, two M.2 slots, and all the other necessities, while leaving enough bare blue PCB to sail a very small yacht.
- How do jellyfish replace lost tentacles in a matter of days? (Technology Networks)
Amazon Japan.
Speaking of which, my Christmas present to myself just shipped from Amazon US. I bought the complete box set of The Art of Computer Programming, because while I already have the first three volumes (somewhere), the full set was almost the same price as just buying the two new volumes.
At least I'm pretty sure it will be here by Christmas.
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Wednesday, January 03
But Four Times Edition
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- Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is Amelia Watson.
Yes, again, everybody's favourite Bri'ish time-travelling detective, Amelia Watson, is shipping from Amazon Japan when my supposed pre-order from Amazon US is scheduled for May.
Didn't save money this time because the pre-order price was particularly good, but didn't cost any more either.
- The I in LLM stands for Intelligence. (Haxx)
In which the author makes the very good point that the output of LLMs like ChatGPT can be worse than useless, because the entire model is designed to produce output that is plausible rather true.
Which means that significant effort is required to show that the plausible output is nonsense and should not be adopted, just as is the case with university presidents.
In this case it's the creator of the utility curl, which is used basically everywhere - every Linux system, every Mac and iOS device, every Android phone and Raspberry Pi has curl on it.
And his particular problem is AI-generated bug reports, reporting bugs that simply do not exist.
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- Promising benchmarks of AMD's forthcoming desktop APUs continue to leak. (Tom's Hardware)
In this case the 8600G, showing graphics performance about 10% faster than its laptop counterpart, about equal with a desktop Nvidia GTX 1060. Perfectly adequate for light gaming.
The 8700G will be interesting. It has 50% more graphics hardware, and we'll see whether the bottleneck there is power consumption or memory bandwidth. If the former it will be an amazing chip; if the latter it will be... Still pretty good.
- Looking for an old-fashioned tube amplifier with a transparent OLED display? LG has you covered with the Duke Box. (Tom's Hardware)
Well, they'll be showing it off at CES, anyway. Whether it ever ships to consumers is another matter, let alone the price.
- The Qotom Q20332G9-S10 network appliance can do anything except compile Linux quickly. (Serve the Home)
It supports up to 64GB of RAM, two M.2 SSDs, two 2.5" SATA drives, five 2.5Gb Ethernet ports, four 10Gb SFP+ ports, and an SFF-8087 port for attaching an external drive array. And it's fanless, so as long as you stick with SSDs it's completely silent.
It is also about a quarter the speed of a mid-range laptop CPU like Intel's 1360P.
- A ship carrying 800 tons of lithium-ion batteries ran into a tiny spot of bother when the batteries did what batteries do, which is catch fire. (The Register)
They put the fire out.
Which is not very exciting but not every story can be a battery-powered train wreck.
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