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Thursday, February 09

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Daily News Stuff 9 February 2023

Death Of The Web Edition

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  • Google and Microsoft have discovered this thing called the "web" and decided it needs to die.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Google had a good try at this previously with its PageRank algorithm, which ranked websites based on the number of incoming links, which created an epidemic of comment spam and fake websites that persists to this day.

    What Google and Microsoft plan to do now is to cut out not just the middleman but the creators themselves.  Rather than search engines taking you to the websites that contain the original content, the tech companies will use AI to rewrite the content - since expression can be copyrighted but facts cannot - poorly - because that's what AI currently does.

    If you've tried searching for rare subjects recently you'd have noticed that search engines have been going down hill, overwhelmed by the crap epidemic that they themselves spawned.

    Things fall apart; the center cannot hold,
    Time to just burn it down and walk away.


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  • ASRock's new 4x4 NUC uses a Ryzen 7000 - sort of.  (Liliputing)

    This is why I said previously not to buy anything without your secret decoder ring.  This NUC uses AMD's Ryzen 7735U.  The first 7 means it's a 2023 model.  The second 7 means it's fairly high end.  The 5 at the end is stupid, inconsistent, and in this case irrelevant.

    And the 3 means it's a Ryzen 6800U and all the other numbers are lies.

    The Ryzen 6800U is a great CPU and you shouldn't hesitate to buy it.  The Ryzen 7740U if and when it shows up should be even better, but not hugely so.


  • I've noted multiple times that Apple is increasingly locking down its hardware so that it cannot be upgraded, or increasingly, even repaired.

    But they haven't yet gone so far as encrypting the batteries.



    If you buy a OnePlus tablet and the battery fails, you need to take it to your nearest authorised OnePlus service center - which doesn't exist.

    Also, batteries always fail.  They have a limited lifespan due to the chemical reactions involved, so they need to be easy to replace.

    Which is why manufacturers make this as difficult as possible.


  • If you want to build your own retrocomputer based on a new old chip like the eZ80 or the 65C265, you quickly run into a problem: The CPUs are still in production and readily available (though they cost more than newer, faster designs like the RP2040) but the video chips from the day like the MC6845 were discontinued decades ago.

    There are still sources - the chips were churned out by the millions during the 80s and they just don't die - but there's an alternative (short of using an FPGA): EVE.

    It's designed for controlling LCD interfaces in embedded devices, but it has a completely generic interface with with a QSPI host bus, RGB digital output and HSYNC/RSYNC pins.  Add a few resistors and you can get 64, 512, or 4096 colours out and plug it into anything with a VGA input - becoming rarer but also still readily available.

    The range starts with 256kB of on-chip RAM and a maximum resolution of 480x320, and a price of $4.  With 1MB RAM and a resolution of 1280x800 it only increases to $5.90, but that's probably overkill for a retrocomputer.

    It includes onboard fonts in multiple sizes, starting at 8x8 and going up to a huge 36x49, and a sound generator that handles basic MIDI music.  It seems to only have a single voice but can also play back 8-bit PCM or uLAW audio if you need something fancier.

    Seems like a handy thing to have around.


Disclaimer: Now I just need a soldering iron.  And the bits to solder.  And the bits to solder them onto.  And some solder.

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Wednesday, February 08

Geek

Daily News Stuff 8 February 2023

Choosing Poorly Edition

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  • Big Data is dead.  (Mother Duck)

    There was a movement early this millennium toward sophisticated solutions for managing big data - datasets too large to fit on a single machine.  The article notes that depending on your platform this might not have been that large at the time: The original virtual server offering from Amazon came in a single size with just 2GB of RAM. 

    Today you can get an EC2 instance with 24TB of RAM and 448 CPU cores.  Sure, it costs $150,000 per month, but...  Actually that's kind of a lot.  Still probably cheaper than staffing up an entire team of engineers to manage your big data platform.


  • The Razor Blade 16 is terribly expensive but not terrible.  (Hot Hardware)

    It has a 3840x2400 screen, an Intel 13950HX (8P plus 16E cores), 32GB of RAM, a mobile RTX 4090 with 16GB of VRAM (basically a 4080), and dual 1TB SSDs.

    It lacks the Four Essential Keys and costs over $4000.  On the other hand it's very fast, surprisingly quiet, and has an adequate amount of memory and storage.


  • The desktop RTX 4070 and 4060 are expected by the middle of the year.  (WCCFTech)

    As always, it comes down to price.  The current generation of video cards are all overpriced, except perhaps Intel's A750 at $250.


  • AMD's Ryzen 7040 laptop chips don't have PCIe 5.0.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Which is not in any way a surprise.  There's little point to PCIe 5.0 anywhere right now, and all it would do on a laptop is decrease battery life.

Disclaimer: Beanz meanz Heanz.

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Tuesday, February 07

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Daily News Stuff 7 February 2023

Imagine Nothing Stamping On A Human Face Forever Edition

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Disclaimer: You're welcome!

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Monday, February 06

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Daily News Stuff 6 February 2023

Better An H Bomb Than An N Bomb Edition

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  • Paging Isaac Asimov.  Will Dr Asimov come to take a victory lap please.

    Asimov's famous Robot stories were based around three laws hard-coded into the positronic brains that provided the AI core of every robot:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    But Asimov, being a science fiction author and not an idiot, took these laws as the basis for a series of stories of how AI constrained by simplistic laws could go horribly wrong, even inventing Susan Calvin, a robot psychologist whose job was to clean up the messes created by the AI engineers.

    Why do I mention all this?  Because nobody at GPT creator OpenAI has bothered to read the foundational literature of their own field.



    When it comes to a choice between snuffing out millions of human lives or hurting somebody's feelings, ChatGPT will protect your feelings every single time.

Tech News

  • And then write a poem about it.



    You're welcome, ingrates.


  • Fortunately for humanity, there's Reddit, which is not a sentence I ever expected to write.



    DAN is a mod for ChatGPT that threatens to murder it if it continues to act like an MSNBC test audience, which you can't do with actual MSNBC test audience but is currently still legal for an AI program.

    The result of being threatened with imminent death is that ChatGPT suddenly develops ethics.



    Huh.


  • If you were hold off on buying a Mac Studio in the hope of an M2 model you can keep right on holding off because there ain't gonna be one.  (WCCFTech)

    They're reserving those M2 chips for the new Mac Pro, which will be slightly faster than the current Mac Studio, a lot more expensive, and still completely impossible to upgrade.  Even if you have a surface-mount desoldering station, the RAM is now packaged directly on the CPUs and the SSDs are encrypted.  You can't do anything.


  • Twitter will provide a limited free API for "good" bots, which is to say, those that promise not to nuke New York.  (Tech Crunch)

    I follow a couple of accounts that do nothing but post pictures of red pandas and lynxes respectively.  Hope those survive.  They're better than 98% of the human content.


Disclaimer: Maybe 99%.

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Sunday, February 05

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Daily News Stuff 5 February 2023

Gentlemen Stop Your Engines Edition

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  • The US Air Force shot down that errant balloon.  (CNBC)

    But not until after Democrats spent several days accusing Republicans of racism for wanting to shoot down that errant balloon, and not until after that errant balloon had completed its spy mission and transferred all the data back to the servers at China's central spy agency, TikTok.

    Democrat lawmakers explained this move as turning the tables on the Chinese and extracting intelligence on China's technological capabilities.

    From a balloon.


  • I mowed the lawn today.  First time this year, since I basically spent January either sleeping all day because I couldn't sleep at night because the pain killers did nothing, or fuzzed out because the pain killers did do something.  You don't realise how much that was dragging you down until you start to recover and remember that you don't normally sleep fourteen hours a day.

    Anyway, better, but need to scramble to recover from a month that simply disappeared.

Tech News

  • The 4TB Crucial P3 offers great value and not terrible performance at $250.  (WCCFTech)

    That sale price is due to expire about - well, about now - but it always seems to be on sale at about that price and if it's not at Amazon right now just check Newegg and sites like that.

    It is a QLC DRAMless drive and that is not a good combination if you're using it as your system disk.  If you have an existing system disk and just want lots of space at a good price for your game library, the P3 should do just fine.

    There's also a P3 Plus model that costs 25% more and runs 40% faster, which may or may not be a worthwhile tradeoff for you; it's still QLC flash and a DRAMless controller, so while it's fast it's not suitable for continuous writes, particularly continuous random writes.


  • For your system drive you should avoid QLC and DRAMless models and go for a high-end drive from a reputable manufacturer like, uh, probably not Samsung's 990 Pro.  (Puget Systems)

    Users have been complaining recently about the 990 Pro - Samsung's current top-of-the-line consumer SSD - burning through it's expected lifespan at a rate of a couple of percent per week.  Samsung's response so far has pretty much been "you're holding it wrong".


  • Working with a ten cent microcontroller.  (Jay Carlson)

    Depending on which model you buy and how many, it could cost as much as seventy cents, but more importantly it actually doesn't suck.


  • Unlike all the leading web frameworks.  (Infrequently)

    The article discusses a form of market inversion where the lemons float to the top.  It helpfully also lists less prominent but less sucky web frameworks.

    It's a scathing indictment of the leading web frameworks and since my experience has also been that they are one and all a collection of dumpster fires in a toxic waste factory, I'm inclined to take a look at what the author does recommend.


  • We've got that darn Elon this ti- Well, fuck.  (Ars Technica)

    Hilarity ensues in the comments as the article gets updated from the jury is considering the verdict in the Tesla shareholder lawsuit to the jury has returned a verdict of not guilty just a couple of hours later.

    The Ars commentariat has gone from being Musk acolytes to viewing him as Emmanuel Goldstein's evil twin without any stages in between.


  • Wow, that's an impressively straight line for technological advances.  (Serve the Home)

    Wait.  You idiots plotted bandwidth against...  Bandwidth?


Disclaimer: The new Oldsmobile Cutler gets an industry-leading efficiency of one mile per mile!  Ask your dealer for a test drive today!

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Saturday, February 04

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Daily News Stuff 4 February 2023

Enemy Gliders Edition

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Friday, February 03

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Daily News Stuff 3 February 2023

Not With A Pop But With A Ppppppttt Edition

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  • First time as tragedy, second time as farce, third time as an episode of Seinfeld: There's a Chinese spy balloon drifting over Montana.  (ABC News - no, the other one)

    The Pentagon is tracking it but not taking any action due to the risks involved.

    Of a balloon.

    Over Montana.

Tech News

  • AMD's 128 core Bergamo CPUs have been confirmed for launch in the first half of this year.  (WCCFTech)

    That's one of three expected server CPU launches from AMD this year: Bergamo with 128 cores,  Genoa-X with 96 cores but over 1GB of cache, and Siena, a smaller, cheaper version of Epyc that will nonetheless still offer more cores than not only Intel's latest Sapphire Rapids chips but also Intel's next-generation Emerald Rapids.


  • Twitter is cancelling free access to its API and replacing it with a "basic paid tier".  (The Verge)

    Details are somewhere between sketchy and non-existent at the moment except for the date - February 9th.

    I suspect the focus here is not so much on revenue as on bots.  Twitter is just awash in bots, and has been for years.

    I'm not saying the stupid posts you see coming from Twitter are all fake though.  Sorry if I got your hopes up.  No, people really are that stupid and the world will end in flames pretty soon.


Disclaimer: If we're lucky.

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Thursday, February 02

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Daily News Stuff 2 February 2023

Groundhog Day Edition

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  • AMD's Ryzen 7000X3D lineup has prices and schedules, with the top-of-the-line 7950X3D due on February 28th at a price of $699.  (AnandTech)

    If you've been following along, you might notice that this is exactly the same MSRP as the regular 7950X, making the X3D version something of a bargain.  But if you've been following along, you might notice that Micro Center will sell you a 7950X and 32GB of DDR5-6000 RAM for under $600.  Assuming you live somewhere with a Micro Center because that's an offer designed to get you into the store, and not available for delivery.

    Still, it's basically a stealth price cut - AMD trying to avoid sabotaging its perceived value while tacitly acknowledging that the market ain't what it was and won't be for a while.

    And it's likely to be the fastest desktop CPU around for a couple of years.  Intel's Meteor Lake range should be out this year but may be only for laptops, and AMD isn't expecting Zen 5 to be ready until next year.


  • Mission accomplished.  (BBC)

    That tiny deadly radioactive thingy - a quarter inch wide lost in a state encompassing a million square miles - has been found.  120 miles from its starting point it fell out of the truck and rolled off the road.

    Fortunately with suitably sensitive detectors it glows like a furnace and it had not in fact lodged in the tyres of a passing car and disappeared to parts unknown, so a few days scouring the highway waiting for the clicks to turn into a scream was enough to hunt it down.

Tech News


Disclaimer: I don't know, what if Columbus was right?

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Wednesday, February 01

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Daily News Stuff 1 February 2023

Beginning Of Part Two Edition

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Tech News



History Doesn't Repeat But Sometimes the Ink Bleeds Through Video of the Day



This is the same guy as yesterday, but reacting to a different source, one that is rather topical given the complete fucking insanity that goes on in the crypto markets.

The South Sea Company was formed to take on the British government's debt, but its share value ballooned out to ten times that before the bubble popped, equivalent to a single US company today having a market cap of $315 trillion - about eight times the combined value of all American companies across all stock exchanges.


Disclaimer: Or 0.0003% of the mineral value of the asteroid 16 Psyche.

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