Monday, March 07


Daily News Stuff 7 March 2022

Born From An Egg On A Mountaintop Edition

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  • TikTok is exiting Russia.  (ZDNet)

    Alongside a lot of other companies, yes, but TikTok is owned by China.
    According to the Moscow Times, Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a new law on Friday that bans what the country calls "fake" news about the military. This law will target any statements referring to the invasion of Ukraine as an "invasion", any attempt to discredit the armed forces, or calls for sanctions on Russia. Those found to be spreading so-called fake news could face up to 15 years in prison.
    The enemy of my enemy may or may not be my friend, but he ain't gonna go to prison for 15 years just to let me post Bayraktar memes.

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Disclaimer: Where is all this water coming from?  [Opens door.] [Closes door.]  Oh.

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1 All of the major antivirus vendoes are selling you backdoored spyware.  And Windows already comes with spyware and backdoors from the factory, so why waste your money?

Also, that rock had a subtle crack in it that no-one noticed before and the demoness has been working as CNN since 2005 or so, which explains a lot.

Posted by: normal at Monday, March 07 2022 10:13 PM (obo9H)

2 How can I get the evil cocksuckers at facebook, twitter, and tiktok to ban my country?  I'm not in the position to invade Ukraine, but in the long run it might be worth it.

Posted by: normal at Tuesday, March 08 2022 10:40 AM (obo9H)

3 I guess I could have phrased it more as a "joke":

So, if I invade Ukraine, tiktok will cut off access to the children (and child-like cam-whores) in my country?  Declare an invasion and send Abdul to the finest hotel in Kiev!  This ruse cannot fail!

Posted by: normal at Tuesday, March 08 2022 10:45 AM (obo9H)

4 Ah, a variant of the Conch Republic strategy.

Posted by: Rick C at Thursday, March 10 2022 12:28 AM (oPg+d)

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