Thursday, April 25


Honi Soit Qui Salle Blanche

Just dropped a jar of honey-soy sauce on the kitchen floor.

  1. Honey-soy sauce is as sticky as honey and as apt to stain everything within 20 feet as soy sauce.
  2. Cutting your foot on a stray shard of glass and bleeding all over the place doesn't help.
  3. Bleach does.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:25 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 owie-owie-owie-owie-owie!!!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Thursday, April 25 2013 02:27 PM (+rSRq)

2 On the other hand, my house now smells as though someone cleaned thoroughly after a nice family dinner.  Neither is true, but it smells that way.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, April 25 2013 02:35 PM (PiXy!)

3 How on earth did Bleach help? Did one of the unending soliloquies of smack-talk from some supernumerary in anticipation of a tediously paced fight so numb your nervous system that the pain was thereby reduced?

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Friday, April 26 2013 12:03 AM (F7DdT)

4 Perhaps he scraped it up with a DVD? 

Rather like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "playing" a Kiss record when I saw them live...

Posted by: Mikeski at Friday, April 26 2013 01:15 PM (DU6Ja)

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