Monday, August 31
Daily News Stuff 31 August 2026
Fuck Yeah Edition
Disclaimer: 996 is one thing, but 7117 is quite another.
Fuck Yeah Edition
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Tech News
- Nvidia's DLSS 5 upscaling technology is here. Don't use it. (WCCFTech)
Play Deep Rock Galactic - a fun but not graphically challenging game - on an RTX 3080 - an older but still powerful card - drops frame rates from 138 fps to 4.
- Omarchy Linux, the new flavour, has a teeny tiny bug. (0xcc)
The default user has access to everything.
- Chess.com has launched a poker website. (The Verge)
Apparently their Eight Queens Hold'em site wasn't bringing in the views.
- Oops. My language blew its budget; compiler, runtime, and standard libraries now come to 7.5MB or 2.5MB compressed, making it 8% the size of Python. The two culprits were TLS (a.k.a SSL, the encryption used by every website), and regular expressions across Unicode, each contributing 20% of the total. For embedded use it automatically drops those and clocks in at a far smaller size.
Also landed today: A full "math" library (those funny buttons on a scientific calculator), alongside autovectorising vector and matrix functions (vectors 100x faster and matrices 1000x faster than native), and a more general linear algebra library built on those, hashing, cryptography, passwords, HTTP client and server modules, and a curl / Python Requests style library.
Claude has actually impressed me; it's a brand new programming language with precisely zero training data, and it's writing working code in it. Yes, it has specs; yes, it has access to the compiler and runtime internals; but the former is up to the developer and the latter will be open source.
I pitted it against the Programming Language Shootout - since renamed - and it came out four times slower than Ruby. Not great, but that's the first time I've looked at performance numbers, and a quick code review found the problem and two, possibly three different fixes.
Update: Tried out two of the fixes. One improved performance by 30%. The other improved performance by up to 56,000%. I'll do both, but the second trick is clearly the one to chase first.
Further Update: Definitely needs both. That 560x speedup was on one specific benchmark; others are much more fussy.
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Disclaimer: 996 is one thing, but 7117 is quite another.
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Okay, I was thinking it would be off-topic to ask about vectors, matrices, and linear algebra. Those with complex variables are one of the things I find interesting in a language.
The other thing is definitely off-topic and a distraction, certain specialized libraries for narrow applications.
The other thing is definitely off-topic and a distraction, certain specialized libraries for narrow applications.
Posted by: PatBuckman at Monday, August 31 2026 10:51 PM (6eVrQ)
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