Thursday, May 01

Rant

Return Of The Stupid

There's a pre-update update available from the Intention Experiment loons.  Under the headline Are we all Qigong masters? First feedback about our Water Structure Intention Experiment, Lynn McTaggart writes:
Although the scientists are not finished examining their data, they have told me one thing: they’ve seen results they’ve never seen before with their equipment.

One reason it is taking so long is that our water had a great deal of variation an hour before the experiment was run. This could mean that our anticipation of the event began to affect the water. Or it could mean that our hypothesis is wrong.

Or it could mean that with intention, we are emanating an energy like a Qigong master, which is being picked up by the spectroscopy before the event.
Or it could be that your scientists are incompetent clowns who bollixed up a simple procedure.
The scientists chose to use Raman spectroscopy because they discovered one published study showing that Qigong Grandmaster called Dr. Yan Xin significantly altered the structure of a water sample, as measured by a Raman spectrometer, when he sent his Qi from a place seven kilometers away from the water sample.
So, not because Raman spectroscopy is actually suited to the task, or they are particularly familiar with the procedure, but because someone else found a unicorn with it.

Some of the comments following the post are so stupid that I am tempted to believe that they are satirical, but my hopes have been dashed too many times for that.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 09:08 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 Pixy, I tire of your denialist rejections of the truth.

If you add Ramen to your water sample you will alter the properties of that sample.

If you add the accompanying flavor packet to the sample, you will alter it even more, if the water to ramen proportionality is correct you will utterly change the physical charachteristics of the sample and that will will only be augmented with the addition of an egg, scallions and possibly some sort of meat.

This is no doubt well within the capability of a Quigon Master irregardless of weather or not you for some inexplicable (but probably bureaucratic) reason choose to conduct spectroscopy on the bowl.

I hope this clarifies things.....misterwebmaster.

feh...


Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Friday, May 02 2008 11:51 AM (V5zw/)

2 That's the most sensible explanation for this mess that I've seen so far.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, May 02 2008 01:02 PM (PiXy!)

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