Saturday, November 19
America becomes part of Australia.
What you, the Americans, get:
What we, the Aussies, get:
- Leaders who actually say what they mean. Well, you've got Rumsfeld, but we've got Howard and Costello and Downer and lots more where they came from.
- Your President replaces our Governor General as head of state.
- A really big naval base in the Pacific and Indian Oceans.
- Kangaroo steaks. Tastier and leaner than beef. And no BSE!
- Tim Blair.
- Holly Valance.
- Several thousand miles of beachfront property.
- The weather that California claims to have.
As part of the merger, the Senates of both nations will be disbanded and auctioned off for charity.
- Nuclear warships. We've always wanted some.
- Amazon.
- The Bill of Rights. Particularly the second one.
- Dave Barry.
- Condi Rice.
- A free trade agreement that really means it.
- Halloween and Thanksgiving. It's a long haul to Christmas down here, and they will break the monotony nicely.
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