Sunday, July 04

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Washington, Friday The Department of Homeland Obscurity today raised its Leftist Alert rating from Yellow (Raving Dementia) to Orange (Frothing Insanity). This is the second highest level of alert, leaving only Red (Gibbering Lunacy).

The Leftist Alert Index has not returned to the "safe" level of Green (Muttering Nuttiness) since mid-2000. The Department also said that it would be announcing new beyond-Red alert levels later this year in preparation for a possible Republican election victory.

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1 ROFLMAO!!!!!! You need a javascript for this so people can put it on their sites...

Posted by: Susie at Tuesday, July 06 2004 12:18 PM (veDkk)

2 Hahahahaha! Damn, that's good! :-)

Posted by: Jim at Wednesday, July 07 2004 07:42 AM (IOwam)

3 High five for this one. Great work.

Posted by: physics geek at Thursday, July 08 2004 11:36 AM (Xvrs7)

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