Saturday, October 18

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What Is Wrong With People?

I had to reconfigure the corporate firewall yesterday to allow access to a web-based application.

"Why", I hear you ask, "did you need to reconfigure the firewall, if this application is, as you say, web based?"

Because the web-based application is being run over Citrix.

Yes. Really.

For the non-technical reader, this is like... Um, help me out here, my analogy-generator seems to be broken... Like you need to get from New York to L.A., so you buy your airline ticket and then drive to L.A. airport, where you then rent a car.

Or something. Anyway, it's really, really dumb.

Update: Here's another try at an analogy:

You want to go get some lunch at the drive-through, so you go out and buy a truck, and then you put your car on the back of the truck, and when you get to the drive-through you unload the car and buy your lunch, and then you load the car back onto the truck and drive back to wherever you were.

Whereupon you find that they left out the fries which are the best part of the meal dammit!

In other words, it's totally pointless and stupid and makes everything harder for all involved, wasting huge amounts of time and money in the process and delivering a product which is greatly inferior to what you would have had if you'd just done the obvious thing in the first place.

In a word: Dumb.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 11:42 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 That sounds really really dumb.

Posted by: Susie at Sunday, October 19 2003 01:17 AM (0+cMc)

2 Hmmm. Yeah, that's hard to dumb down. Normally, I can use a car comparison of some type, but that one's a little difficult.

Posted by: Victor at Sunday, October 19 2003 08:03 AM (FNHVL)

3 How about: You want to go get some lunch at the drive-through, so you go out and buy a truck, and then you put your car on the back of the truck, and when you get to the drive-through you unload the car and buy your lunch, and then you load the car back onto the truck and drive back to wherever you were. Whereupon you find that they left out the fries which are the best part dammit!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, October 19 2003 08:25 AM (jtW2s)

4 Wow - running a web app over Citrix. Why in the world would anyone do that? And, if someone knows the URL of the web app, can't they just get to it directly anyway? Or is the firewall configured to open the Citrix ports to the outside, but not the web/app server? I could maybe see it for security reasons, if you didn't trust that the web server wouldn't be hacked, but there are certainly better solutions for that. As a professional web app developer, this really seems like a wierd design.

Posted by: Pete Nelson at Sunday, October 19 2003 12:00 PM (catT0)

5 Came over from Clueless due to the Cowboy Bebop (agreed, great show! SDB is dead on with his 2nd explanation) and saw the comment about Citrix. We use it too, but in a WAN, not a web app. All I can say is there are some weird network designers out there.. but there are weirder bosses that make impossible demands that techs have to solve with bizarro solutions. Stuff like this occurrs because someone had only one half of a clue about technology.

Posted by: ubu at Sunday, October 19 2003 12:12 PM (lErvn)

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