Ramblings of SilverBlue

Blog of the Day is Ramblings of SilverBlue:

I've been giving this blog entry some consideration for several weeks. I have an acquaintance who is so airheaded, she would lose her ass if it weren't at the top of her legs.

Before you ask, yes she is blonde. And forgetful. She forgets to pay her house payment. She forgets to let the dogs out. She forgets that her husband might want sex now and then.

She forgets to do the dishes, to drain the sink, to answer the phone, but she knows how to email, how to use YahooMessenger (and others), and how to eat.

She forgets to wear underwear, and when she does remember, it's normally some loud colour under white clothing.

She forgets to put her fake hair on straight. To correct her mascara where it's smudged. Worse yet, she forgets to wipe the lipstick off her teeth.

Good thing her head doesn't have a cork, or it'd deflate.

Now, stop laughing and do something productive.

It's hard to describe this blog - or even find a representative quote, because it's all over the map. In a good way.

Ok, so I'm jumping on every bandwagon possible ... and some that probably aren't possible. Here's a poll. Unless you are from Florida, you know how these things work.

Rants, lists, pictures, links (I'll leave you to find Sumpoosie by yourself) - everything a respectable blog needs is there. This ain't no respectable blog, though: This is Ramblings of SilverBlue.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 07:02 AM | No Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 253 words, total size 2 kb.