Thursday, March 27
Quackenbush Edition
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- That security breach that Oracle claims didn't happen seems increasingly to have, y'know, the opposite of that. (The Register)
Sample data reportedly checks out. Passwords contained in the files are securely hashed and haven't been decrypted - yet. And hopefully the managers of corporate Oracle Cloud accounts wouldn't be reusing emails and passwords from other less-secure platforms oh who am I kidding.
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- I have all the parts for my new PC except for that 128GB RAM kit I ordered from Amazon. The only thing that has changed there is the price from Amazon UK has increased 26% and Amazon US and Germany are completely out of stock.
- A launch delay in Grand Theft Auto 6 could tank the games industry if it weren't already dead. (Hot Hardware)
A truly stupid article not worthy of anyone's time.
- It's not just western companies that are leaking supposedly secure data. So is China's massive censorship-industrial complex. (Tech Crunch)
Censoring the public but leaving all the censored information... Public.
Great move there, guys.
- The Fusion Dock Pro 3 is a powerful Thunderbolt 5 laptop dock. (Notebook Check)
Available now from (checks notes) "iVANKY".
Come on, guys. It's like you're not even trying.
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Wednesday, March 26
Internet Of Bullshit Edition
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- I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud and I hope your company burns down, falls over, and sinks into the swamp. (Jeff Geerling)
Jeff bought a new dishwasher.
To use even something as simple as a rinse cycle, you have to connect it to wifi, download the app, and set up an online account.
For a dishwasher.
My washing machine requires wifi and an app to set up custom wash cycles, so... I never use custom wash cycles. I set it to the wash/dry setting (it's a combination washer/dryer) and it does its thing.
My dishwasher has buttons.
Apparently that's now a $400 option.
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- AMD's new Gorgon Point laptop chips are AMD's old Strix Point laptop chips. (Hot Hardware)
The clock speed has been bumped by about 2%. That's it.
- The CEO of Alibaba warned of a bubble in AI datacenter construction. (Yahoo)
A bubble he is helping inflate.
- How to delete you 23andMe data. (The Verge) (archive site)
You probably can't. The company already said they keep some parts of your data even before they went bankrupt, and now that they are bankrupt, your data is what they are planning to sell to become less bankrupt.
They would previously destroy any physical samples kept on your behalf, but now that they are bankrupt no-one is around to do that anymore.
- What killed all that innovation in web presentation? (Shirley Wu)
People hated it.
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Tuesday, March 25
Beanz Meanz Newz Edition
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- Oracle says intruders definitely did not break into an Oracle cloud login server and steal details of six million customers. Security experts press F to doubt. (The Register)
Not only are six million records claimed to be from Oracle Cloud up for sale on the dark corners of the internet, but the hacker left an identifying file on the server and it was picked up by the Wayback Machine.
Oracle claims that Oracle Cloud was never breached, but someone planted that file on that server. Unless the Wayback Machine itself was breached, which... They also deny.
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- Latency numbers every programmer should know, and some ridiculous lessons drawn from them. (Medium)
"Reading from RAM is 1000x faster than an SSD!" The example doesn't even measure SSD performance, or latency. It measures bandwidth, and a desktop PC might have 100GBps of main memory bandwidth and 10GBps from the SSD.
"HDDs are 30x slower than SSDs." Again measuring bandwidth and not latency. An SSD can not only produce latency hundreds of times lower than a hard drive; it can perform multiple operations at once, for a total performance thousands of times greater.
- The Pentagon has axed an HR system upgrade that was six years behind schedule and 800% over budget. (The Register)
I can only dream of coasting for that long without encountering a short sharp shock.
- The Ninkear MBOX 8 Pro is a mini-PC that slots into a dock that turns it into a mini-PC. (Liliputing)
Why?
- The HP EliteBook Ultra G1i 14 is only about 300% overpriced. (Notebook Check)
And lacks the Four Essential Keys. And you can't upgrade the memory, though at least it has 32GB of it.
But at $3849 that's a big thumbs down from me.
Does HP still make anything worthwhile?
Hmm. The Pavilion Plus 14 actually looks good. Four Essential Keys, same 2880x1800 OLED display, same 32GB of soldered RAM, 16 core rather than 8 core CPU, and a much more reasonable $1249.
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Monday, March 24
Otamatone Apocalypse Edition
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- 23andMe has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection and its CEO has stepped down. (Tech Crunch)
Not at all unexpected given the way things have been going for the formerly high-flying DNA dating site lately.
Ex-CEO Anne Wojcicki - yes, the sister of Susan who ran YouTube for years - is planning to make a bid for the remains. The company was once valued at $6 billion but its current market cap is less than 1% of that.
Rob Bonta, California's Attorney General, recommended users delete their data now. (New York Post / MSN)
For once, he's not wrong.
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- If you can't find an RTX 5090 for sale, you can get a customised 48GB RTX 4090 model from China for about $3400. (WCCFTech)
Way overpriced, but what are you going to do?
- AI coding assistants could get overwritten by infected rules files. (SC World)
The rules file would look perfectly innocent through the use of invisible Unicode characters, but would tell the AI to leak your passwords onto the internet and have its way with your pets.
I've described Unicode before as a semantic superfund site. I stand by that.
- Is it safe to travel with your phone right now? (The Verge) (archive site)
Well, if you're a terrorist-loving communist with a sub-zero IQ, no. You should stay at home, and stew in your own inferiority.
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Sunday, March 23
Try This At Someone Else's Home Edition
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- A majority of AI researchers say a majority of the tens of billions of dollars poured into AI research each year is wasted, and should be given to them instead. (Futurism)
Commercial AI companies are laser-focused on making their AIs bigger, rather than understanding what they are doing or making something that works at all.
I'll take exception though with one particular part of this article:DeepSeek, meanwhile, pioneered an approach dubbed "mixture of experts," which leverages multiple neural networks, each specializing in different fields - the proverbial "experts" - to help come up with solutions, instead of relying on a single "generalist" model.
They're called multimodal LLMs and DeepSeek did not "pioneer" them at all.
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- Booting Unix on a 40 year old DEC Professional 380. (Old VCR)
This is made slightly tricky because working hard drives - or even floppy drives - for these old models basically no longer exist.
- If you were put off spending $2000 for an RTX 5090 even before they sold out instantly and became completely unavailable, you can now spend $8000 for the same card with a different name and more memory. (Tom's Hardware)
Memory costs around $2 per gigabyte right now, probably a little more for GDDR7, so Nvidia charges around $100 per extra gigabyte for the 96GB RTX Pro 6000, which is under the covers still an RTX 5090.
- Some ringworlds and Dyson spheres are stable. (Phys.org)
They may not exist, but they are stable.
- If you want an extra mini original Macintosh, you can now sort of get one. (Liliputing)
With a 4" display (no details) and up to a Ryzen 370 CPU, it's at least 60,000 times faster than the original version. It supports up to 128GB of RAM - a million times as much as the first Mac - and two M.2 slots, as well as two USB4 ports and two 2.5Gb Ethernet ports.
- AMD's 9060 XT is on the way. (Notebook Check)
This supports up to 16GB of RAM, but apart from that is basically a 9070 XT cut in half, with the bus shaved down from 256 bits to 128, and the GPU chip itself reportedly cut from 64 GPU cores to 32.
I'm thinking of buying an RX 580 from Amazon as a backup video card. Everything I have - assuming anything still works - is truly ancient, because the last time I built my own PC was around 2013.
You can find a no-name model, new, for under $100. Given what Nvidia offers at that price, that's a great deal.
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Saturday, March 22
Tapir, Ghost, and Jerboa Edition
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- Regent, a "media investment firm", has signed a deal to buy TechCrunch from Yahoo for an undisclosed but not enormous sum. (Axios)
I didn't realise that Yahoo owned TechCrunch, but there it is in the copyright notice right at the bottom.
Just a few days ago Regent bought Foundry from IDG. Foundry is the home of the various "world" publications, such as Macworld, PCWorld, and InfoWorld, which has been in operation since 1978.
What all of this means for those various publications is unclear.
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- What's behind Jeff Bezos' changed relationship with Donald Trump? (Ars Technica)
Reality. Something with which the Ars commentariat is demonstrably unfamiliar. The article itself is from the Financial Times which is why it's less insane than usual.
As the article quotes a source on the money-losing Washington Post:He’s a highly rational person. I think he was comfortable losing $20 million a year. When it gets to $100 million a year, I don’t know what his appetite is for that.
Reality always wins.
- Microsoft to Windows 10 users: Stop being poor. (XDA Developers)
Just buy a new PC, losers.
- Zen 5 Threadripper chips have been spotted in Indian shipping manifests, indicating that they exist. (Tom's Hardware)
So far the 24 core 9965WX and 32 core 9975WX, which based on AMD's naming conventions would support 8 channel memory and 128 lanes of PCIe 5.
- The Court of Milan has ordered Google to falsify DNS results to hide the IPs of IPTV pirate sites. (TorrentFreak)
Time to block Europe at the firewall.
- "Vibe coding" is a dangerous fantasy. (NMN)
"Here's how I built a B2B SAAS platform without knowing how to code."
(Five minutes later.)
"We regret to inform you that our site has been hacked and all user data corrupted and/or stolen."
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Friday, March 21
Tanya Edition
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- The Asus Ascent GX10 is a $3000 version of the $4000 Nvidia DGX Spark. (Serve the Home)
That is, it's a mini-PC designed specifically for AI processing, with 20 Arm CPU cores, a custom Nvidia AI GPU, and 128GB of RAM.
It's a reasonable price for what it is, if you want that. If it was 80% cheaper I might buy one myself.
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- The Huawei Pura X is a flip phone that flips the other way, becoming a very small - 6.3" - 16:10 tablet. (Liliputing)
It costs $1000.
If it was 80% cheaper I might buy one myself.
- Netflix has a new plan for games. (The Verge) (archive site)
It's called failure.
- Putting the LincStation N2 to the test. (Liliputing)
As expected from an all-SSD solution, it can saturate its 10Gb Ethernet link on reads, while delivering 7.5Gbps on writes, sipping power, and being basically silent. Not bad if you don't need a huge amount of storage - it takes four M.2 drives and two 2.5" SATA drives.
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Thursday, March 20
8TB Edition
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- Micron and Hynix have unveiled their new SOCAMM memory modules for laptops, mini-PCs, and anything else that needs a lot of memory in a little space. (Tom's Hardware)
They start at 128GB running at 7500MHz. And that's with 16Gbit chips, where Micron is already shipping 32Gbit chips.
The modules measure 14mm x 92mm, so about the same size as an M.2 SSD.
These aren't proprietary but also aren't the same as existing (if rare) CAMM2 modules, and will initially be produced specifically for Nvidia's new AI servers.
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- AMD has already sold 200,000 9000-series graphics cards. (Tom's Hardware)
The 9070 XT is mostly out of stock but the base 9070 module seems to be in good supply, with even overclocked models available at or close to MSRP.
- GitHub Actions are a mess. (Feldera)
These "actions", which let you automatically run code against your code, are what led the other day to 20,000 projects being compromised at once, because on action belong to another project which they all relied on was in turn compromised.
But when you look more closely, things get even worse.
- Why I'm no longer talking to architects about microservices. (Container Solutions)
Because nobody can agree what a microservice is.
- Twitter users are asking Grok to fact check people and it's kind of annoying. (Tech Crunch)
And often wrong, like any other AI.
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Just ordered the remaining parts for my PC:
- Ryzen 7900 (non-X)
- Sapphire Radeon 7800 XT (these two parts I have already)
- Gigabyte X870 Aorus Elite Wifi motherboard
- Crucial Pro 128GB DDR5-5600 (2 x 64GB)
- 2 x Crucial T500 4TB PCIe 4 SSDs
- Corsair RM850x power supply
- Hyte Y40 / Y60 Hololive limited edition case (which I already have)
Or it could he Bae, Kronii, Ame, or Calli depending on which of the cases I use.
I haven't built a desktop PC in years. In 2017/18 GPUs were basically unavailable, so I got a couple of Dell all-in-ones.
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Wednesday, March 19
Death By Potato Edition
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- Google has signed a $32 billion deal to buy security firm Wiz (who?) even while it is in the midst of a life-or-death struggle with the DOJ to avoid being divided into the first seven letters of the alphabet. (Ars Technica)
It's a bold strategy.
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- SpaceX carried out a picture-perfect rescue mission to return the stranded Butch and Sundance from the ISS and Ars Technica is incandescent with rage. (Ars Technica)
The space coverage was one of the few (only?) areas of the site that hadn't succumbed to the mindless liberal fascism that has overtaken the site in recent years, but now they too have lost their minds.
The coverage of the mission at The Verge in comparison is straightforward, factual, and almost celebratory.
And The Verge is insane.
- Nvidia showed off some new things that will be available at some point and will cost some amount of money. (Liliputing)
They were not more specific.
- The new HP ZBook 8 has (up to) a 2560x1600 120Hz display, a twelve-core Ryzen 370 CPU, 64GB of user-upgradeable RAM, and very nearly the Four Essential Keys. (Notebook Check)
The Home key doubles up as the F12, but I only use that for opening Chrome Dev Tools and I don't do that all that often, so close enough.
The RAM is almost certainly upgradeable to 128GB with the new kits from Micron/Crucial, since they've already been shown to work with the Ryzen 370.
And two Thunderbolt 4 / USB4 ports (same thing, really), HDMI, wired Ethernet of an unspecified speed, a regular USB port, and an audio jack.
It ticks all the boxes I want for a new laptop... Only right now I don't want a new laptop.
- The DC Circuit Court of Appeals ruled unanimously - and for once, correctly - that AI generated art cannot be copyrighted. (Yahoo)
This upholds the district court's decision and the opinion of the Copyright Office, and reflects previous rulings that art produced by animals cannot be copyrighted either.
- In an unexpected gift, the March Windows updates have been mistakenly removing Copilot from some systems. (Bleeping Computer)
Sadly, Microsoft plans to fix this.
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