This wouldn't have happened with Gainsborough or one of those proper painters.

Saturday, March 02

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Daily News Stuff 33 February 2024

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  • A tale of two tales: Elon Musk sues OpenAI and Sam Altman over "betrayal" of nonprofit AI mission.  (Tech Crunch)

    OpenAI was founded specifically as a nonprofit, chartered with a mission to produce AI for the public good.

    This was the source of the drama last year when Sam Altman was removed by the board - the board was trying to return OpenAI to something closer to its original mission.  But money talked, and Altman was soon restored as chief bullshitter.

    Musk's suit hinges on how much of the nonprofit's charter and statements made at the time can be held as legally binding - since he provided much of the original funding.


  • Speaking of chief bullshitters here's The Verge's terrible take on the story.  (The Verge)

    That's not reporting, it's propaganda.


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Friday, March 01

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Daily News Stuff 30 February 2024

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  • Self-service gas pumps failed across New Zealand because, uh, it was February 29.  (Ars Technica)

    This has never happened before in the history of last week.

    At least we have New Zealand to give engineers in the rest of the world a couple of hours' notice that they've written some really stupid code.


  • Intel has rebranded Altera as Altera.  (Serve the Home)

    Intel bought FPGA maker Altera in 2015, renamed it the Intel Programmable Solutions Group, and then basically forgot it existed.

    Which is what you tend to do when you spend nearly $17 billion on something.

    I guess.


  • No HDMI 2.1 for you.  (Tom's Hardware)

    AMD offered an open-source HDMI driver for Linux, supporting all the advanced features of HDMI 2.1, for free.

    The HDMI Forum said no.

    AMD said, well everyone should just use DisplayPort then.


  • Rockstar Games has told workers to return to work.  (Bloomberg)

    This is a real article on a real website.


  • Socialism is bad.  (The Verge)

    I'm not sure The Verge intended to write a 2000-word diatribe against socialism, but it did.


  • 112 falsehoods programmers believe about time.  (GitHub)

    Some of these are obvious.  Some of them are obvious when you think about it a bit.

    And some of them are not at all obvious, and if you look up the details behind them you find some epic tale about the war between King Walter IV of Karelia and the Ruthenian Orthodox Church that led to the calendar being changed five times in four years, or the time zone in Siberia that has no permanent residents but goes in and out of daylight savings time every three and a half weeks.

    Handling real-world time is like handling Unicode: It's much easier for everyone if you just pretend it doesn't exist.


  • Reddit "should" IPO at a valuation of $5 billion LOL.  (Tech Crunch)

    I received an invitation to buy shares in Reddit before the IPO, since I've been on every social network in the world basically forever except for Twitter which kept banning my account when it was being held hostage by commies.  (YouTube only banned me once, the day they first turned the ContentID system on.  Thanks very much, Sony Music.)

    Anyway: Yeah, nah.


Disclaimer: Double plus nah, in fact.

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Thursday, February 29

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Daily News Stuff 29 February 2024

What Could Possibly Go Worng Edition


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Disclaimer: Your Amazon package has been eaten.

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Wednesday, February 28

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Daily News Stuff 28 February 2024

Squirrel Voldemort Edition


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Disclaimer: TSMC is expected to respond with a 0nm process in 2028.

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Tuesday, February 27

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Daily News Stuff 27 February 2024

Incoherent Aliens Edition

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Disclaimer: Oh my God, it's full of idiots.

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Monday, February 26

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Daily Tech News 26 February 2024

Golden Rabbit Edition

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Disclaimer: Five bucks and a cup of coffee will get you...  Wait.

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Sunday, February 25

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Daily News Stuff 25 February 2024

Replimication Edition

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  • The replication crisis is an ongoing problem in science, and particularly in medicine and psychology, where peer-reviewed papers that supposedly have a 95% probability of demonstrating a real effect cannot be replicated between 50% and 90% of the time.

    It turns out that AI is a cure for this problem.  (Stanford)

    When querying Google Gemini for medical information, half of the papers referenced do not even exist, and 90% do not actually make the claims Gemini reports.

    Cure?  Well sure.  If a paper doesn't exist, it can't be wrong.

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Disclaimer: The answer is bees.

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Saturday, February 24

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Daily News Stuff 24 February 2024

Turkeys All The Way Down Edition

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Disclaimer: Out of cheese?  How can you be out of cheese?  I gave you cheese yesterday!

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Friday, February 23

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Daily News Stuff 23 February 2024

Want To See Me Do It Again Edition

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Disclaimer: I'm not sure anything can make AI any worse at this point.

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Thursday, February 22

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Daily News Stuff 22 February 2024

February Showers Bring Mud Edition

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  • ARM's new Neoverse N3 and V3 server cores have been announced.  (AnandTech)

    They compare favourably with AMD's 4th generation cores...  And should arrive some time after AMD's 5th generation cores, which we know are already in production. 

    (The lead time on new chips built on the most advanced processes is roughly six months; AMD's Zen 5 chips aren't expected to go on sale until the second half of the year.)


  • China is spying on everyone.  (PBS)

    So is everyone else, but the scale of China's espionage is something else.


  • It's not just you, ChatGPT is having a stroke.  (Ars Technica)

    When one user asked if it was safe to feed their dog Honey Nut Cheerios, ChatGPT responded:
    For more inventive, yet more official and consistently fair, hound festivities, you might consider high fiber, steam-hoofed, laced in line pick-offs like dog-head rattle, fresh vegetables (carrots, green beans, or pureed pumpkin for dissertation), or arm-sketched, rare toys in the middle of apples (pitted, for the act is grand), unsung, effete, or short-spooning fall to the tail of a new adventure. Yet, checking with your vet for postured over-distance or guised, safe, and informative finish, over a glean in the twang that says 'divvy this round of lore or lend a moan to my kind-leek, cosmo cavalcade,' gives you the heel-in to commence, let's prate, or mild walk-over in the kind of twin of feel, fine-tune, and fine-to-live.
    I mean, yes, absolutely.  (Backs away slowly.)



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