• Akane, Utah: Ryzen 3700X, 64GB RAM, 3.2TB NVMe
• Mikan (probably), Dallas: Xeon W-1290P, 64GB RAM, 3TB NVMe
• Aoi (original), Dallas, Xeon E-1240, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD
• Aoi2, Dallas, VM, 12 cores, 48GB RAM, 720GB SSD
• Kurumi, Dallas,  VM, 8 cores, 32GB RAM, 480GB SSD
• Midori, Los Angeles, VM 6 cores, 24GB RAM, 240GB SSD - just cancelled, will replace with a Sydney server
• Sakura, Singapore, VM, 8 cores, 32GB RAM, 480GB SSD - will probably cancel and replace with a Sydney server
• Chiriri, Sydney, 2 cores, 4GB RAM, 125GB SSD - seems tiny now
• Mew, Dallas, 48TB backup server
• Lurulu, Dallas, 16GB RAM, 768GB RAID-5 SSD, CPanel 

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• Do you want a regulatory crackdown?  Because this is how you get a regulatory crackdown.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The founder of a cryptocurrency exchange in Turkey has disappeared.  Along with the accounts of 400,000 users, totaling around $2 billion.
  
  This answers the question of where you flee to if you start out in Turkey: Albania.
  
  The 21st century is just going to be a replay of the 19th and 20th, only sped up so that it looks ridiculous.

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• SSDNodes has announced availability in Sydney starting Tuesday.  Which presumably means Wednesday Sydney time.  They like to send out these announcements at 4AM with  super special deals that only last an hour, so the only time I'm awake to catch them is when I'm dealing with a server fire.
  
  SSDNodes is a smaller cloud provider that specialises in long-term requirements.  Instead of paying Amazon or Digital Ocean ten cents an hour for a server, you pay SSDNodes $99 per year for three years up front.  Which means - if you do the maths - and if you end up using that server for three years - that you save about 90%.
  
  I've had a development server with them for about a year, but I really wanted one in Sydney rather than Los Angeles, because the ping times are about 30x faster.  On Wednesday I'll finally get that.
  
  
  
• A new dedicated Ethereum mining chip can run as fast as 32 Nvidia RTX 3080s.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Good.  Maybe we can get video cards on the shelves again at some point.
  
  It should be better for the environment too, as it draws only...  Oh.  Only 2500W.
  
  
  
• Intel's 35W Rocket Lake CPUs are shipping.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  These are aimed at small form-factor and all-in-one desktops; you still get eight cores but they use a lot less power than the standard 125W chips, which use 250W, truth in advertising having died long ago.
  
  
  
• Don't click on this in Chrome, it will crash the browser tab.  (GitHub)
  
  I warned you, and you still clicked on it, didn't you?
  
  
  
• The update server for password manager Passwordstate got hacked.  (Ars Technica)
  
  The hackers installed malware that got installed automatically in the next update, and then stole your passwords.
  
  Which means that 29,000 additional companies got hacked, and everything they do is now suspect as well.
  
  Trust no-one.
  
  
  
• The University of Minnesota idiots have published an open letter apologising for getting caught.  (Phoronix)
  
  The letter insists that other patches from UMN are legitimate, but that is precisely what they said when they tried to submit additional buggy patches after getting caught the first time.
  
  Ban them for life, again, twice as hard.
  
  
  
• Is Hirsute Hippo an enterprise play?  (ZDNet)
  
  On the one hand, Ubuntu release names increment the letter of the alphabet each time; on the other hand, this is their second time through.  Hirsute Hippo is 21.04, though.  8.04 was called Hardy Heron.
  
  It integrates directly with Microsoft's Active Directory services, which are pretty much universal in the enterprise world and which I have the good fortune to have never come within a mile of personally.
  
  Also, it's free.  Enterprise customers will pay for support contracts, but normal humans can just download it.
  
  On the other hand, it's not a long-term support (LTS) release; you'll need to upgrade first to 21.10 and then 22.04 to get that.
  
  
  
• An Oklahoma woman has had a felony embezzlement charge on her police record for 21 years and no-one bothered to tell her - though you bet they told her employers - because her boyfriend forgot to return a rental tape of Sabrina the Teenage Witch in 1999.  (Yahoo)
  
  These are the people who want you to trust them with, basically, everything.
  
  
  
• SpaceX's Crew 2 module has arrived safely at the ISS.
  
  
  
  
  Next stop, Andromeda.
  
  
  
• YouTube is refusing to let a DMCA troll dismiss its own lawsuit.  (TorrentFreak)
  
  This is a fun case where YouTube caught the complainant red-handed: They filed the complaint from the same IP address as one of the supposedly infringing users.
  
  Actually, I'm not sure what the end goal was here.  These people look like idiots.
  
  I'd like to see both parties lose somehow, but I'm happy for today to see the DMCA trolls ground into the dirt and forced to pay all of YouTube's legal fees.
  
  
  

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• Bitcoin's price has tumbled by 25% because Democrats ruin everything.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  And yes, the article blames the Biden Administration, over their capital gains tax plans, right in the headline.
  
  And let's not even started on the chaos the SEC has created for itself with its incompetent lawsuit against crypto-based payment transfer platform Ripple.  (Forbes)
  
  The judge in that case largely granted Ripple's motions for discovery, ordering the SEC to turn over all communications with third-parties regarding cryptocurrencies as well as all formal internal documents.  They're still trying to talk the SEC's legal department down off the roof after that ruling.
  
  
  

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• Three weeks ago it was the Easter long weekend, I was kicking back, playing some Minecraft, configuring the brand new 128-core Epyc server we got at work...  Then the Fire Nation attacked.
  
  This is the first night I've had off since then.  Tomorrow I'm even planning to go outside.  That will be exciting.

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• The University of Minnesota takes this situation extremely seriously.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Translation: We got caught.
  
  
  
• The best tablets of 2021.  (TechSpot)
  
  I want a new 7" or 8" tablet.  It's what I use to read books.  I have two Nexus 7 tablets from 2013, and it's nearly impossible to find anything better than that.
  
  There are plenty of 10" and larger tablets, but small tablets are almost extinct.
  
  
  
• Ubuntu 21.04 is out.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It has stuff.  I'm more interested in the LTS (long-term stable) releases that come out every second year, though.  I've been very happy with 20.04; normally I give new releases a few months to settle down, but I tried 20.04 when if first came out and still have yet to run into any significant issues.
  
  I mean, apart from systemd.  Fuck systemd.
  
  
  
• Out: RGB.  In: LCD.  (WCCFTech)
  
  The Asus ROG Ryujin II AIO - a CPU water cooler - has a built-in 3.5" LCD display.
  
  Why?
  
  
  
• The Post Office is spying on you.  (Yahoo)
  
  I'm so old I still remember when they delivered mail.
  
  
  
• The EFF is suing Proctorio - a company that spies on students during exams - for issuing false DMCA takedown notices.  (EFF)
  
  <mr burns> Excellent.</mr burns>
  
  
  
• 128 cores and four drive bays.  (Serve the Home)
  
  Why would you do that?  Who would buy such a thing?
  
  Your own 128 core Epyc server only has three disk drives.
  
  Well, yes, but we could add more if we wanted.
  
  Speaking of which, 15TB Enterprise NVMe drives are pretty neat.
  
  
  
• Oops, they explained.  (Phoronix)
  
  An IBM engineer was ordered to remove a patch submitted to the Linux kernel because he used his personal email address for work done in his own time.
  
  IBM has now confirmed that this was a mistake, and - though not in so many words - that the manager involved in the kerfuffle is a dumbass.
  
  
  
• Twitter phished its own users.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  They sent out suspicious-looking emails asking you to click on a link to confirm your Twitter account, even though your Twitter account was already confirmed and working fine.  The emails were genuine, though; Twitter is just stupid.
  
  
  
• The new iMac is overpriced.  (ZDNet)
  
  For the same money you could get an overpriced Mac Mini and two 32" 4K monitors.
  
  And it can't be upgraded, repaired, or even recycled.
  
  You buy it, keep it until it dies, then buy a new one.
  
  
  
• Google is updating the UI of their Meet video call app.  (ZDNet)
  
  They say don't fix that which isn't broken, but Google is clear on that score.  The current Meet UI is garbage.
  
  
  
• Honey is now radioactive.  (Motherboard)
  
  The modern era is defined as the period in which carbon dating no longer works.  Not because carbon dating isn't sensitive enough, but because everything since the 1950s is now slightly radioactive, and that's enough to make the measurements meaningless.
  
  
  
• John Deere doesn't let you repair your own equipment, but they do dox their own customers.  (Security Ledger)

  Sick Codes, the researcher, said he created a free developer account with Deere and found the first myjohndeere.com vulnerability before he had even logged into the company’s web site.

  Oops.
  
  
  
• A new Facebook bug exposes millions of email addresses.  (Wired)
  
  Per day.  They estimate they can find five million addresses per day.

  The researcher, whom Ars agreed not to identify, said that Facebook Email Search exploited a front-end vulnerability that he reported to Facebook recently but that "they [Facebook] do not consider to be important enough to be patched."

  I'm sure they don't.
  
  
  
• Even the Stalinists at Slashdot hate the Stalinists at Mozilla.  (Slashdot)
  
  The Stalinist Slashdot Alliance is fighting it out with the Slashdot Alliance of Stalinists in the comments.  The Alliance of Slashdot Stalinists is waiting in the wings to shoot the survivors.
  
  
  
• The Biden Administration is planning to loot the roughly $100 billion in cash held by Big Tech companies in overseas banks.  (Bloomberg)
  
  First helpful or intelligible thing any of them have done all year.
  
  
  

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• The Linux Foundation has banned the University of Minnesota from committing patches, and is reverting or reviewing all patches they have ever committed.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Because - as some kind of twisted and astoundingly unethical sociology experiment - they were systematically introducing bugs under the guise of fixing other bugs.
  
  They got caught, denied it, got caught again, and are now banned for life.
  
  Hacker News has comments.  1724 of them so far, and still going.

• The Asus ZenBook 13 is a Ryzen 5800U laptop with an OLED screen and the four essential keys.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  That processor has 8 CPU cores and what they call 8 GPU cores - also known as CU for cluster units.  16GB of LPDDR4-3733 RAM, 1TB of NVMe SSD, two USB-C ports, one USB-A, HDMI, and a microSD slot.
  
  What it doesn't have is a headphone jack because there is apparently a requirement carved into the bedrock of the laptop industry that they have to fuck something up on every single model.  It comes with a USB-C audio adapter, which is a pain but less of a problem with a laptop - where you carry it around in a bag anyway - than with a phone.
  
  We might forgive them that defect though because prices end at $999.  Typically laptops in this class start around that price and by the time you get up to the full configuration you're paying 60% more.  $999 is a good price for an 8-core laptop with an OLED screen.
  
  
  
• I've called Docker the world's least efficient package manager, but that's not a fault of Docker's technology, but of it's philosophy.  As an example of how well it can work in the hands of competent people, here's a web server in a 6kB Docker container.  (DevOps Directive)
  
  That's quite small.  The baseline container they started with was 150,000 times larger.
  
  
  
• WSLug lets you run Linux GUI applications on Windows.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  This is currently a preview release but it's promising; as a developer I already find the ability to run Linux console apps on Windows extremely useful.
  
  
  
• Europe is proposing strict regulations on the use of AI.  (New York Times)
  
  In particular they are proposing a ban on the use of facial recognition cameras in public spaces.  By private companies, that is.  The governments will keep right on doing that.
  
  
  
• Russian communications regulator Rozkomnadzor has demanded that Instagram stop blocking the Russian national anthem.  (TorrentFreak)
  
  The DMCA takedown notices were apparently filed by a German TV show.
  
  Meanwhile the same agency has insisted that Google remove the blog page of a Ukrainian political party, because...  You know why.
  
  
  
• Intel has defeated a $3 billion patent lawsuit filed by VLSI Technology.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  This isn't the VLSI Technology, though.  That company - founded back in 1979 - was acquired by Philips in 1999 and later spun off again as part of NXP.
  
  This is a different company with the same name, founded by Japanese investment giant Softbank purely for the purpose of screwing over companies that actually do R&D.
  
  Fuck 'em.
  
  
  

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• Nothing is currently on fire, off-site backups are complete and up to date, main server is back in production, and we have a powerful new server to take over if anything goes wrong anywhere.
  
  So I'm probably going to get hit by a meteorite.
  
  Just in passing, my three largest servers are named Akane, Akai, and Akko.  This wasn't planned, it just happened.
  
  
  

• Cerebras unveiled its new AI processor: 850,000 cores in 2.6 trillion transistors on a 46,225mm² die using TSMC's 7nm process.  (AnandTech)
  
  These are by far the largest and most powerful chips ever produced by anyone, and as you might imagine, they are rather on the expensive side.  The previous model - not quite half as fast - sold for around $2 million.  Yes, each.
  
  
  
• USB 4 is on its way.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Wait, isn't it already here?  No, that's Thunderbolt 4?  Okay.
  
  USB 4 is a faster version of USB 3.2 gen 2x2 that can transfer up to 40Gbps bidirectionally or 80Gbps in one direction - i.e. for video output.  It is also optionally compatible with Thunderbolt 3 - not 4 - and it's only optional because the USB Type C connector didn't have enough signal variants already.
  
  One standard plug for all purposes, but you have no idea what it can actually do.  Could be anything from 480Mbps to 40Gbps.  But at least it doesn't have 540° rotational symmetry like USB Type A.
  
  
  
• Apple's new Magic Mouse may arrive in different shades of gray.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Charging port is still on the bottom, because fuck you, that's why.
  
  
  
• Details of Intel's Alder Lake-S Xeon W-1400 series have leaked.  (WCCCFTech)
  
  This is two generations beyond the server that I just set up this morning.  However, the first of those two generations is already out and it is - to quote reviewers - "shit" and "a waste of sand" so the next generation has its work cut out.
  
  The W-1400 range will have up to 16 cores - the W-1290P I just got has ten - but only eight of those cores are any good.  The other eight are low-power cores for light laptop use, and are basically worthless on a server.  In particularly, spreading load across all cores would give horribly inconsistent application performance, and a task stuck on a slow core could block one on a fast core.
  
  I'm sure kernel developers are working hard to mitigate that nonsense - Apple already ships this kind of architecture in their M1 MacBook and Mac Mini - but far better to just not put it in servers in the first place.
  
  
  
• Mongita is to MongoDB as Mongita is to MongoDB.  (GitHub)
  
  The project uses the example of SQLite and MySQL but that's not really accurate.  SQLite is a robust library that is used everywhere.  You probably have a hundred copies of it already; I think their latest stats were that there were about a trillion SQLite databases in existence.
  
  Mongita is MongoDB compatible but designed for development and testing - you can code against MongoDB without having to set up a server.
  
  And remember, MongoDB is web scale.
  
  
  
• The M1 iMac is here, apparently.  (Six Colors)
  
  I totally missed this because I totally don't give a shit.  It has an eight core CPU - actually four fast cores and four slow cores, as I mentioned above, a 24" 4.5K screen, okay, comes in seven colours, and has eight fucking gigs of fucking RAM.
  
  My 2015 iMac has 32GB and can be upgraded to 64GB.  Every standard PC sold today can be upgraded to 128GB, if it either has four memory slots or enough headroom for taller, double capacity modules.  8GB is for mid-range phones, not desktop computers.
  
  
  
• The new iPad Pro has the same CPU as the new iMac and up to 16GB of RAM.  (The Verge)
  
  The iMac is probably available in a 16GB model too, but (a) it should start there and (b) nothing I could see on Apple's store indicated that such was the case.
  
  Yeah, it does come in a 16GB model.  (Mr Macintosh)
  
  The 2019 27" iMac is user-upgradeable to 128GB.  The new iMac is not.
  
  
  
• Discord says no, launches IPO.  (Thurrott.com)
  
  Microsoft reportedly offered them $12 billion, but in a market where a shuttered New York deli can be valued at $100 million, Discord thought they could probably get more.
  
  
  
• Hackers are exploiting a Pulse Secure 0-day to breach orgs around the world.  (Ars Technica)
  
  Who is doing what?  Oh, Pulse Secure is a VPN service, apparently one in trouble right now because there are a dozen different families of malware exploiting it.
  
  I wonder if that is in any way connected with the bizarre wave of malformed HTTP requests that bombarded this site last night.  The notable factor was that similar requests were coming from datacenters all over the world, with no obvious common factor.  The hidden common factor could be an insecure VPN.
  
  
  
• Geico sprung a leak.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Their web site was coughing up other customers' license numbers from January 21 through to March 1.
  
  
  

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