Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Wednesday, August 21

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Daily News Stuff 21 August 2024

1177 Express Edition

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  • Firaxis is getting ready to launch Civilization 7, the latest entry in one of the longest running computer game franchises (though it's beaten out by video games like Mario Bros.)

    It's going to suck.

    And you know it's going to suck because they're pushing the news out through glowing reviews in publications like The Guardian.  (The Guardian)

    And Ars Technica, and The Verge.

    One of the core features of the series has always been founding a civilisation in the Bronze Age and going on until you were wiped out or won the game (by achieving world peace one way or another, or in some editions by colonising another planet).

    Since that is too complicated for "modern audiences", and runs too slow on a mere 24 core 6GHz PC, the new version will reset your civilisation at forced intervals.


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Disclaimer: Because fuck you, that's why.

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Tuesday, August 20

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Daily News Stuff 20 August 2024

Never Read The Fine Print Edition

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  • AMD is buying server manufacturer ZT Systems for $4.9 billion.  (Serve the Home)

    ZT Systems is one of those surprisingly big companies you've never heard of.  Been around for 30 years, sells $10 billion worth of servers a year, completely under everyone's radar.

    AMD plans to buy them, split the engineering team from the manufacturing business, and then sell the manufacturing part to one of the even larger competitors.

Tech News



Disclaimer: Just like me on the Friday before a long weekend.

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Monday, August 19

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Daily News Stuff 19 August 2024

You Mine And You Craft Edition

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Disclaimer: Node.js is the prostate cancer of programming.

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Sunday, August 18

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Daily News Stuff 18 August 2024

Careful What You Wish For Edition

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  • Alexandre de Moraes, flamboyantly psychotic president of Brazil's Superior Electoral Court, threatened in a series of secret orders to start arresting Twitter's employees in Brazil if they didn't enforce content bans over which they had no control.

    Twitter published the secret orders and shut down its office in Brazil.

    Of course, Twitter is a social network, so it is still available in Brazil.  Just beyond the reach of the courts.

    Take note, Terry Britain.

Tech News

  • Asus is preparing next-generation X870 motherboards to go with the new Ryzen 9000 CPUs.  (WCCFTech)

    Do you need to upgrade your X670 board?

    No.  The chipsets are identical.  The motherboards might have slightly different sets of features - for example, USB 4 is required on X870 boards but optional on X670 - but existing motherboards will work just fine with the new CPUs.


  • Drivers who purchased hydrogen-fueled cars are suing Toyota over their own stupidity.  (Yahoo)

    There are only 54 locations offering hydrogen refueling in California, out of the 200 the state has promised.  Why people are suing Toyota rather than the state I do not know.
    When he first bought his Toyota Mirai in 2022, Ryan Kiskis was a happy man. He loved the idea of applying cutting edge hydrogen fuel cell technology to environmental consciousness.

    "It’s a great car," he said. "My background is an engineer, I'm a huge automotive fan, and I felt the the world was finally catching up with what we have to do" to cut greenhouse gases.
    Hydrogen is a lousy fuel.  Any engineer should understand that, meaning Mr Kiskis is a lousy engineer.
    Then reality crashed in.He soon learned that hydrogen refueling stations are scarce and reliably unreliable.
    After he bought the car?
    He learned that the state of California, which is funding the station buildout, is far behind schedule - 200 stations were supposed to be up and running by 2025, but only 54 exist.
    Well, that project is doing better than the high-speed rail at least.
    And since Kiskis bought his car, the price of hydrogen has more than doubled, currently the equivalent of $15 a gallon of gasoline.
    You would need a heart of stone not to laugh.
    With fueling so expensive and stations so undependable, Kiskis - who lives in Pacific Palisades and works at Google in Playa Vista
    Of course he works for Google.
    drives a gasoline Jeep for everything but short trips around the neighborhood."I"ve got a great car that sits in the driveway," he said.
    With any luck it will get stolen.


  • Why you should just use Postgres, written by someone who doesn't know anything about the alternatives to Postgres.  (McCue)

    Using Postgres is not a bad recommendation, but the author of the article says this about MongoDB:
    This is because this sort of database is basically a giant distributed hash map. The only operations that work without needing to scan the entire database are lookups by partition key and scans that make use of a sort key.
    It's hardly possible to be more wrong.  MongoDB's indexing is remarkably flexible, letting you define indexes on arrays and sub-objects, including fields that don't even exist at the time the index is created.


  • Citizen scientists working with NASA have discovered an object moving at a million miles an hour.  (NASA)

    They don't know what it is, but when the police catch up it's losing its license forever.


  • Authors are suing Nvidia over the use of copyrighted materials in training AI.  (TorrentFreak)

    Nividia's defense, as far as I can tell, is that the authors are using uncopyrighted words and facts which means that Nvidia can do whatever the fuck it wants.


  • Speaking of doing whatever the fuck it wants Google was threatening reviewers if they didn't favour the new Pixel phones over everything else in the universe.  (The Verge)

    Caught red-handed, the company said the language used in the threats "missed the mark".


Disclaimer: Missed it by that much.

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Saturday, August 17

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Daily News Stuff 17 August 2024

Short Answer Edition

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Anime Bingo

Naki and Iku of Prima (formerly Sony's Prism Project) are both having anime bingo reviews.  They're members-only streams so I can't link to them, but here's my card.

I highly recommend every single anime series listed.




Disclaimer: Less ow today, so that's good.

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Friday, August 16

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Daily News Stuff 16 August 2024

Ouch Edition

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Tech News

  • Stop fucking monkeys.  (Ars Technica)

    That is all.


  • Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt gave a speech telling tech startups to just steal stuff.  (The Verge)

    Literally.
    So, in the example that I gave of the TikTok competitor - and by the way, I was not arguing that you should illegally steal everybody's music
    That by the way was precisely what he did argue.
    - what you would do if you're a Silicon Valley entrepreneur, which hopefully all of you will be, is if it took off, then you'd hire a whole bunch of lawyers to go clean the mess up, right? But if nobody uses your product, it doesn’t matter that you stole all the content.

    And do not quote me.
    Got it.


  • Getting HDMI video working on the Pi Pico 2.  (GitHub)

    No surprise that this works just like the Pi Pico.


  • Getting HDMI video working on the Apple II.  (Liliputing)

    Pretty neat, though you have to be pretty devoted to the Apple II to be adding a $200 video card to it.


  • The final review of the Ryzen 9950X and 9900X, I promise.  (Phoronix)

    This time it's testing technical applications on Linux, and shows these chips in a much more favourable light.

    The sixteen core 9950X is the fastest processor overall, and the twelve core 9900X lands between Intel's 24 core 13900X and 14900X.

    In some types of benchmark the AMD chips utterly dominate.  In machine learning workloads, the 24 core Intel chips fall just behind AMD's previous generation six core chips.

    If you do any of this stuff, worth a look.


Disclaimer: Ow ow ow ow ow.

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Thursday, August 15

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Daily News Stuff 15 August 2024

Garbage Out Garbage In Edition

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  • So what is going on with that data breach of 2.9 billion people?  (Troy Hunt)

    I'm glad you asked.

    Since the breach is supposed to affect only the US, UK, and Canada, and those countries do not have 2.9 billion people, obviously someone was being imprecise.

    Turns out that a lot of people where being imprecise.  While the National Public Data breach does contain 2.9 billion records, that does not mean 2.9 billion people.

    Troy Hunt took a leaked sample of the data which contains 134 million unique email addresses.  He found himself in the list 28 times, but none of the entries associated his email address with any other recognisable data.

    So...  It's bad, but probably not the end of the world.

    That's next year.


Tech News

  • Putting AMD's Ryzen 9 9950X to the test.  (AnandTech)

    We're getting a clearer picture of why some reviewers are praising the Ryzen 9000 series and others are panning it.

    If you are focused mainly on gaming performance, the 9000 series offers only modest gains over the 7000 series, but costs significantly more.

    And there's no Ryzen 9000 X3D model yet - these models triple the on-chip memory and provide significantly better performance on many games - so the net result is that the newer, more expensive chips are actually slower.

    But if you are focused on technical work, Ryzen 9000 rules the roost.  And if you can use AVX - 512-bit vector math - it crushes everything else like a bug, up to ten times as fast as Intel's offerings (which have AVX-512 but disabled).

    There are also some potential performance issues with the 12 and 16 core chips on Windows right now, issues that didn't happen with Ryzen 7000, and don't happen on Linux.

    So it's not a simple one to recommend, but it's also not bad.

    If you're interested in gaming though, either go with the 7800X3D now or wait for the 9800X3D.


  • Middle age starts at 44, and old age at 60.  Ish.  (The Guardian)

    Scientists studying biochemical markers of aging have found that it's not a steady process, but shows two bursts of aging around 44 and 60 years.

    They suspect another burst at 78 based on other studies, but haven't actually looked.


  • Google Gemini is replacing Google Assistant on Google Pixel Phones.  There's just one small problem.  (Fast Company)

    It doesn't work.  Inasmuch as Google Assistant works, Gemini doesn't.


  • The Harris campaign is lying.  (The Verge)

    You know it's bad when the crazies at The Verge are saying that.


  • Twitter has announced its new AI image generation tool and the left has gone even more insane than usual.  (The Verge)

    The article isn't the worst of it here.  It's kind of bad, but the comments are deranged.


Disclaimer: 2.9 billion here, 2.9 billion there, soon you're talking real people.

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Wednesday, August 14

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Daily News Stuff 14 August 2024

Long Distance Breakup Edition

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Disclaimer: New research shows that water is wet.  We are awaiting a $5 million NSF grant to explore whether fire is hot.

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Tuesday, August 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 August 2024

Bottled Bottles Edition

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Gunnabilism Video of the Day



Australian rabbit vtuber reacts to Brandon Herrera's AK-50.



Disclaimer: 'Merica!

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Monday, August 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 August 2024

Not As Think As Some Drunkle Peep I Am Edition

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  • A scientist accused of cherry-picking studies after announcing he had cherry-picked studies is now accusing his accusers of working for Big Alcohol.  (Yahoo)
    "We identified six high-quality studies out of 107 and they didn't find any J-shaped curve," Dr Stockwell said. "In fact, since our recent paper, we've now got genetic studies which are showing there's no benefits of low-level alcohol use.

    "I personally think there might still be small benefits, but the point of our work is that, if there are benefits, they've been exaggerating them."

    Taking aim at Dr Harding, he accused him of being an "industry-funded person" who has "made a living from putting a good spin on the relationship between alcohol and health". Dr Harding denied being "funded by anyone". Dr Stockwell in turn brushed off the claim that he himself is compromised through his links to the temperance lobby.

    "I have attended a meeting funded by the Swedish Temperance Organisation and I've written material that they have published," he said. "I've had connections with the International Order of Good Templars. I've attended some of their meetings, but I'm not a member."
    Yeah, this guy is not interested in the science.

Tech News

  • Starship's next test flight is expected late August or early September.  (WCCFTech)

    Excelsior!


  • AMD is not planning patches for that security vulnerability for Ryzen 1000, 2000, or 3000 chips.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Epyc server chips from the same generations are receiving patches.


  • AMD's Ryzen 9700X - yea or nay?

    Nay, at least not at current prices.  The main competition to AMD comes not from Intel, but from AMD itself.  The 8 core 9700X is more expensive than both the 12 core 7900, which will be a better platform for productivity, and the 3D V-Cache enabled 7800X3D, which is one of the best CPUs available for gaming.

    And both have similar power efficiency to the newer chip.  The 7900 is a 65W chip like the 9700X.  The 7800X3D is nominally a 120W chip but consistently uses far less than that, running close to the 88W peak power allowed to AMD's nominal 65W chips.


Disclaimer: Oh, not.

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