Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.
Friday, May 20
Can't Leave You Guys Alone For A Minute
So I go away for a few hours days weeks months and when I get back, Donald Trump is pope, Venezuela is so broke they can't afford hyperinflation, three quarters of the pop icons of my youth are dead, and congress is planning on sending a mission to Europa.
So I go away for a few hours days weeks months and when I get back, Donald Trump is pope, Venezuela is so broke they can't afford hyperinflation, three quarters of the pop icons of my youth are dead, and congress is planning on sending a mission to Europa.
DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?!
Also, Google, stop with all the other shit and bring out a new Nexus 7 already.
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