What is that?
It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?

Friday, May 20

Life

Can't Leave You Guys Alone For A Minute

So I go away for a few hours days weeks months and when I get back, Donald Trump is pope, Venezuela is so broke they can't afford hyperinflation, three quarters of the pop icons of my youth are dead, and congress is planning on sending a mission to Europa.

DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?!

Also, Google, stop with all the other shit and bring out a new Nexus 7 already.

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