Wednesday, December 27
Apple Of The I Edition
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- If you were looking to buy the latest Apple Watch Series 9 or Ultra 2, you can't. (Tech Crunch)
I can. I don't want to, but I can. But you can't.
It's been banned from sale in the US (though not Australia) over claimed patent infringement involving the light-based pulse oximetry sensor. Apple could just take the pulse oximeter out - I'm not sure how many people care about that - but until they do, or until they make headway in their appeal, they can't sell the device in the US.
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- If you're looking for news on NASA's Artemis program, the plan to send an appropriately diverse crew to the Moon to do appropriately diverse things, using SpaceX as a launch platform because NASA is too diverse to actually do that part, good luck using a search engine. (TorrentFreak)
Because all the links are getting hit with DMCA takedowns. Because while it's technically perjury to file a false DMCA takedown request, nobody has ever suffered the consequences.
- Intel is spending $25 billion to build a new chip factory in Israel - less a $3.25 billion grant from the Israeli government. (Tom's Hardware)
Intel already operates a 7nm fab in Israel; the new fab will probably produce chips at 1.8nm.
- Windows 11 will soon let you reinstall the operating system without wiping your files. (XDA Developers)
The only problem is that after reinstalling, you'll still have Windows 11.
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Tuesday, December 26
You Can't Compete With Free Edition
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- Today only, The Outer Worlds is free on the Epic Games Store. (WCCFTech)
I was looking forward to this, and was quite irked when Epic snapped it up as an exclusive title, and never got around to buying it.
And now I don't have to.
This edition includes the two DLC packs, so you get everything. For free.
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- Things to fix when setting up a new Windows PC. (Tom's Hardware)
Step One: Remove fucking McAfee.
- Many prehistoric handprints show a missing finger. What if this was not accidental? (The Guardian)
On the other hand, what if it was? Prehistoric circular saws did not have safety guards.
- The life and death of open source. (Pocoo)
Many 3D printer companied released their software as open source. This may now be changing, because new competitors are taking those open source programs and using them without giving anything back.
Because you can't beat free.
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Monday, December 25
Meepy Creepmas Edition
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- What kind of bubble is AI? (Locus)
Obviously it's a bubble, but is it the kind that leaves some value behind after the fires die down, or is it the kind where you just have to eat your losses and maybe your children?
Image-generation AI suggests the former; textual AI suggests the latter.
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- Benchmarks have leaked for Intel's lower-end 14th generation desktop CPUs. (WCCFTech)
If these are accurate, the 14100, 14400, and 14600 are quite good performers and worth a look.
There are signs that the scores are not accurate.
- Wow, it is really pissing down out there.
- Ah, yep, hail.
- Speaking of benchmarks, the Cray-1 could reach 27 LINPACK megaFLOPs. (Roy Longbottom)
Which used to be a lot.
The Raspberry Pi 400 - the model I have, where it is built into the keyboard - can reach 1147.
(A core i5 1135G7 - a laptop chip now three generations old - can achieve 9088.)
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Sunday, December 24
Night Before Edition
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- After spending a month fighting with Apple to try to keep its Android iMessage application operational, Beeper is throwing in the towel. (Tech Crunch)
Or at least throwing it in Apple's face. The company has open-sourced the application, and Apple's repeated efforts to shut it down have attracted the attention of antitrust regulators.
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- Intel's Meteor Lake laptop chips now suck 10% less. (Tom's Hardware)
A bug in the pre-release version of the BIOS provided to laptop manufacturers reduced performance by about, well, 10%.
It has now been fixed.
None of the laptops have reached regular consumers so far, but if you do end up buying one make sure to update it.
- Five laptop computers we'll still be talking about in 2024. (Ars Technica)
That's eight days away, guys.
Besides, those all suck.
- Four clowns are suing Clowns.com over inadequate access to custard pies and undersized shoes or something. (404 Media)
The details are a lot less interesting than the headline.
Star Wars as You've Never Seen It Before Video of the Day
Don't say I never do anything to you.
For you. I mean, for you.
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Saturday, December 23
On Second Thought Edition
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- Sony has decided it will not be removing Discovery Channel content that its customers had "bought" on the PlayStation Network. (Notebook Check)
Of course, if they can remove it, you haven't bought it.
Streaming content licenses are rarely perpetual, which means that content "bought" on secondary platforms can vanish at any time. That's bad enough if the secondary platform offers refunds, but Sony didn't even bother to do that.
This is why the studios want to destroy physical media. Already Disney has stopped shipping Blu-Rays or DVDs to Australia.
Which is no loss for Disney's current offerings, but their back catalog is a different matter.
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- Font sizes make no sense. Let's make things even worse. (Tonsky)
Or, you know, we could not do that.
- AMD will start clearly listing which of its consumer chips contain Zen 4c cores. (Tom's Hardware)
Zen 4c has all the features of Zen 4, but is designed to be smaller - about half the size - and runs around 20% slower. It's similar to Intel's Efficiency or E cores, which are a quarter the size of full cores and half the speed, except that the E cores also lack some features of the full cores.
Zen 4c was introduced first on server parts - the 128 core Bergamo range - but things are simpler there because chips in the server lineup contains either only full-size Zen 4 or only smaller Zen 4c. Some of the latest laptop chips like the 7540U contain a mixture.
- Banks lend the money you deposit to other people, and if you are a demented anarcho-communist Ars reader, you may not like that, so just convert it into gold and bury it in your back yard or something. (Ars Technica)
Even the comments at Ars point out that this is a stupid article.
- If you want to build your own compact NAS and don't want to worry about the CPU running too hot, SZBox might have the answer. (Liliputing)
It's a mini-ITX motherboard with an Intel N-series CPU - one that only has the aforementioned E cores. You can choose from a 4 core N100 or an 8 core N305, which is not hugely powerful but should be fine for a file / media server.
Apart from that it has two M.2 slot, six SATA ports, four 2.5Gb Ethernet ports, HDMI and DisplayPort, four USB ports, and a single memory slot for up to 32GB of RAM. There's also a PCIe x1 slot, but if you use that one of the M.2 slots stops working because honestly Intel's N-series chips kind of suck.
- So does Google. (Search Engine Journal)
This is not news.
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Friday, December 22
Parawhat Edition
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- ASML has shipped the industry's first high numerical aperture scanner to Intel. (AnandTech)
These machines will be used in future chip production beyond the 3nm node. The huge metal box in the photo is not the machine itself; it's one component of the machine. Despite working on structures too small to be seen even under a microscope, it is itself bigger than a house.
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- Benchmark results have leaked for AMD's upcoming 8700G CPU. (WCCFTech)
This is the desktop version of the chip currently used in a range of laptop parts like the 7840U, 7940HS, and the Z1 Extreme found in the Asus ROG Ally mobile gaming device.
Juggling some benchmark numbers it looks like this will be 6% slower than the existing Ryzen 7700 - both being 8 core parts - but much faster for integrated graphics, the 8700G having 12 graphics cores against just 2 on the 7700.
Like the 7700 it's a 65W model; there will also be a 35W version, though it's likely you'll be able to manually configure the power consumption up and down just like existing Ryzen 7000 desktop chips.
- Trust no-one. (SEC Consult)
Did that email really come from Amazon.co.jp? I mean, yes, in this particular case it did, because they were notifying my that my package had arrived and indeed it was sitting right there at my door.
But they are also one of a vast number of domains that appear to be vulnerable to the latest email address spoofing attack.
SMTP - the protocol that has been used to deliver email for more than forty years, is a very simple text-based standard. The problem here is that text is itself not simple. SMTP processes one line of text at a time, but there is no universally accepted way to mark the end of a line of text, and most mail servers accept what are technically invalid lines of text in order to work with broken mail applications.
This new hack exploits that to insert SMTP commands in the middle of an email, in such a way that they are processed as commands instead of just being part of the email body.
Very sneaky.
Time for everyone to switch to JMAP.
- Midjourney has released version 6 of their AI image generation engine. (Venture Beat)
Last time I played with it, they had just announced version 3.
- Intel is making a lot of noise about the AI hardware on its new Meteor Lake laptop chips, because other than that they kind of suck. (Tom's Hardware)
And in two out of four of Intel's carefully selected benchmarks, the AI hardware does indeed produce worthwhile speed improvements.
On the other two... AMD wins by a significant margin just using the regular CPU cores.
Oops.
- Should California ban paraquat? (LA Times) (archive site)
I don't know. Maybe. The link to Parkinson's disease is unproven, but the stuff is toxic as hell, and is presently only made by a single company owned by the CCP.
On the other hand it kills weeds real good and breaks down in the soil so it doesn't accumulate.
Anyway, paraquat sounds like the name of an exotic herbal liqueur only produced in the Canary Islands with the unique property that mixed drinks made from it retain the original 160 proof, no matter what you mix it with.
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Thursday, December 21
It's Here Already Already Edition
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- Advantage: Japan.
My package from Amazon Japan has arrived.
My packaged from Amazon US that I ordered earlier has not yet shipped.
- NASA has successfully stream an 8k ultra-high-resolution cat video a distance of 18 million miles from the Psyche space probe back to Earth. (Tom's Hardware)
This is important because Psyche is on a five year mission to find alien catgirls, and we wouldn't want to miss the video.
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- Rite Aid has been banned from using facial recognition systems for five years after getting it wrong. (Tech Crunch)
That? That's not a face. This is a face.
They should be back on line just in time for the catgirls.
- The HP Omen Transcend 16 doesn't look terrible. (Hot Hardware)
It has an Intel 13900HX - 8 P cores plus 16 E cores, Nvidia RTX 4070 graphics, up to 96GB of RAM, a 2560x1600 240Hz display, and the ten essential keys (which is to say, a full desktop cursor pad).
Plus two Thunderbolt ports, HDMI, wired Ethernet, regular USB, HDMI, and a headphone jack.
It comes in black or white, and could be worth considering if you want a laptop that can play games but can also pass as a boring business model.
Price varies in the vicinity of $2000, so if it's much more than that, wait for a sale.
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Wednesday, December 20
Semifinal Curtain Edition
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- Insecurity company Okta is buying smaller competitor Spera for $100 million. (Tech Crunch)
That's about $4 million per employee.
- "Insecurity company?"
Okta provides online security services.
Earlier this year they suffered a data breach that they said at the time affected around 1% of their customers.
The actual number was closer to 100%. (Tech Crunch)
And by "was closer to" I mean "was".
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- An ex-Amazon engineer has pleated guilty to hacking two crypto exchanges. (Bleeping Computer)
His position as an Amazon engineer has nothing to do with the hack, though. The problem was that the code used to manage such exchanges has more holes than a screen door in tornado season.
- A ransomware gang has allegedly seized back its domain from the evil clutches of the FBI. (The Verge)
And declared open season on critical infrastructure.
Or... Not. These guys don't really follow a strict adherence to facts in their press releases.
And neither do the hackers.
- A Citrix vulnerability was exploited at Comcast, resulting in the leak of the personal information of 35 million customers. (The Verge)
Which used to be a lot.
- RFC9518: What can internet standards do to combat centralisation? (RFC Editor)
Not much.
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Tuesday, December 19
Viikings R Us Edition
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- Possibly the most Icelandish story ever. (New York Times) (archive site)
A volcano in southwestern Iceland began erupting Monday with lava fountains reaching up to 330 feet and the glow visible miles away in the center of the capital, Reykjavik.
Have they tried smashing it with a hammer?
The location of the fissure poses a risk to the nearby Svartsengi geothermal power plant and to the town of GrindavĂk, which was evacuated last month because of heightened seismic activity.
"We are looking at a worst-case scenario," said Thorvaldur Thordarson, a volcanologist in Iceland. "The eruption appears big, and only about two kilometers from major infrastructure."
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- The writer of an unauthorised sequel to The Lord of the Rings had the bright idea of suing both Amazon and the Tolkien estate for infringing his copyright. (The Guardian)
Bold strategy, let's see - oh he already lost and has to pay $134,000 in legal fees.
And all copies - physical and digital - of his book have been ordered destroyed. That part about destroying digital copies concerns me, but let's face it, this thing averaged one star on Barnes and Noble, solely because you can't give zero stars in a review.
At least The Eye of Argon was an original work, and Jim Theis never tried to sue anyone.
- Maybe we don't need UUIDv7. (lu.sagebl.eu)
Oh wait, yes we do.
- Adobe has given up on its attempt to burn $20 billion acquiring Figma, thanks to incessant regulatory blockages. (Tech Crunch)
The company will now need to cough up a mere $1 billion in compensation for the failed merger.
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Monday, December 18
Ea-Nasir Walks Into A Bar Edition
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- Details have leaked of AMD's upcoming Epyc Turin server CPUs. (Tom's Hardware)
These will have up to 128 full-size Zen 5 cores, or 192 of the slower (by about 20%) Zen 5c cores.
This is not great news for Intel, which only just announced its latest 64 core server chips.
They'll ship next year.
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- The Wikipedia entry for the Ship of Theseus has now been edited so many times that none of the original content remains. (Twitter)
On the plus side we may have deciphered the world's oldest "walks into a bar" joke.
- AI customer service is probably not a good idea just yet. (Twitter)
Amazing at clearing old inventory though.
- Linux has removed support for Intel's Carillo Ranch line of motherboards. (Tom's Hardware)
Partly because they're 17 years old, but mostly because they don't exist.
Support was added in 2006, but the boards just... Never showed up.
- Google is moving to end geofence warrants, after it created the blasted things with its overzealous data hoarding. (Tech Crunch)
Apple received 13 geofence warrants in 2022, but already stopped keeping data that could relate to them.
Google stopped releasing details of how many geofence warrants it was receiving annually after 2020, when the number reached 11,554.
Which is a lot more than 13.
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