Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Sunday, January 18

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Daily News Stuff 18 January 2026

Speed Of Light Sonic Edition

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  • Same: Elon Musk wants $134 billion in his OpenAI lawsuit.  (Tech Crunch)
    The figure comes from expert witness C. Paul Wazzan, a financial economist whose bio says he has been deposed nearly 100 times and testified at trial more than a dozen times in complex commercial litigation cases.
    I have acted as an expert witness once.  You couldn't pay me enough to do it again...  Though $134 billion would be tempting.
    Wazzan, who specializes in valuation and damages calculations in high-stakes disputes, determined that Musk is entitled to a hefty portion of OpenAI's current $500 billion valuation based on his $38 million seed donation when he co-founded the startup in 2015.
    Much of the article is devoted to ad-hominem attacks by the partisan lunatics at Tech Crunch, who think fraud is okay against people for whom they feel irrational hatred.


  • Better be quick, Elon because an analysis of OpenAI's finances suggests they could run out of money as soon as 2027.  (Tom's Hardware)

    If you're wondering why the beancounters at the big memory manufacturers are being wary of rapid expansion in the face of unprecedented demand, well, it's because they are able to read a spreadsheet and they do not like what they see.


Tech News

  • Also because they are. Well, not Samsung but Micron has broken ground on its new $100 billion, 1.2 million square foot factory in upstate New York, which is expected to be in production by 2030.  (The Register)

    They originally planned to start construction in 2024, but were delayed by bats.
    The megafab - which would displace 500 acres of woods and wetlands, as well as two endangered species of bats - is scheduled to begin producing DRAM chips by 2030.

    Micron said it will create 1,216 acres of off-site bat habitat including maternity roosts to mitigate the potential damage its fab will cause to the Indiana and northern long-eared bat populations, as well as 628 acres of land to offset impacts to the sedge wren, short-eared owl, and northern harrier bird populations.
    Part of the land the factory will be built on is swamp, so Micron has been obligated to build a new swamp to replace the old one.


  • Hardware Unboxed reported that there were no Nvidia RTX 5070 Ti review cards to be had for a planned model roundup, that Asus told them the 5070 Ti was "end of life", and that Australian retailers reported that there was zero stock of any model at suppliers.

    Nvidia insisted this was all lies and slander and slanderous lies and every model of the RTX 5000 lineup was still in production.

    For the real story, let's check Newegg, since their site can easily be filtered to exclude second-hand and out-of-stock items and cards from strange marketplace sellers in Uzbekistan.

    Total 5090 models available at any price: Zero.
    5080 - one, at 80% over MSRP.
    5070 Ti - one, at 40% over MSRP.
    5070 - 8 models starting at close to MSRP.
    5060 Ti 16GB - I initially found none at all, but a second search dug out one card.
    5060 Ti 8GB - the model all the reviews told you not to buy is readily available starting at MSRP.
    5060 - 20+ models in stock starting at MSRP.
    5050 - 4 models in stock starting at MSRP.

    So if you're looking for a low-end card or for the mid-range 12GB 5070, you're in luck - they're in stock and selling for their listed prices. But the cards with 16GB or more VRAM are gone.

    On the AMD side things are a little better. The three 16GB cards - the 9060 XT, 9070, and 9070 XT - all show multiple models available, but all starting at 5% to 20% above MSRP, a problem that has persisted since they launched except for a few short weeks late last year.

    Advantage: Team Unboxed.


  • Well, that's...  Something.  Intel's Bartlett Lake embedded processors will bring up to 12 P-cores (full-size performance cores) and no E (efficiency / low power cores) running at up to 5.9GHz to Socket FC-LGA16A for the embedded market.  (WCCFTech)

    No Intel consumer CPU has ever had 12 P cores; the largest number ever was with the 10-core 10900 introduced in 2020, and subsequent to that the maximum has been 8.

    But, you point out, these are embedded CPUs, not consumer models.

    True.  But Socket FC-LGA16A is better known as Socket 1700, the same one used by Intel's 12th, 13th, and 14th generation desktop CPUs, and for which inexpensive motherboards supporting both DDR4 and DDR5 are readily available.

    Might be worth keeping an eye out for these.


  • There are no cheap PCIe 4.0 switches to expand the number of lanes available in PC motherboards...  Except motherboard chipsets like the AMD B650 which does exactly that so people are using it in unintended ways.  (WCCFTech)

    I mentioned this before but this is a nice roundup with pictures of expansion cards using the B650 to provide four additional M.2 slots and four SATA ports in a half-height form factor.

    It's an open source project but it would be interesting to see someone pick it up and run with it.


  • Rebuilding New York...  In Minecraft.  (Tom's Hardware)

    A project born of the Wuflu lockdown and weaponised autism.  It's legitimately impressive.




  • Speaking of which, I played some more Hytale.  Despite being in early access and its developers apologising for its unpolished state, it's a fun game - and it only costs $20.

    The best way to think of it is that it's not a pure Minecraft clone but a combination of the best features of Minecraft and older action RPGs like Torchlight.  The world can be taken apart and rebuilt block-by-block - mostly - but it's faster-paced and more action-oriented than Minecraft, and has story elements that Minecraft is mostly lacking.


  • In praise of tyranny: Nearly 5 million social media accounts have been shut down in Australia, and the New York Times thinks that's a good thing.  (New York Times)

    What The Times largely avoids mentioning is that the teenagers affected immediately created new accounts and worked around the ban.  Traffic from the sites to Australia has not been reduced at all since the ban went into effect.


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Saturday, January 17

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Daily News Stuff 17 January 2026

Kybard Edition

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  • AMD's long-awaited dual-vcache CPU was a no-show at CES but increasingly looks real.  (WCCFTech)

    Dubbed the 9950X3D2, it keeps leaking in benchmark results.  It is exactly two 9850X3D CPU complexes in a single package - 16 cores and 192MB of cache running at up to 5.6GHz.


  • If you're in the market for a four-port 400Gb Ethernet switch, Mikrotik has one.  (Serve the Home)

    $1295.  And considering it has the same bandwidth as a 640-port 2.5Gb switch - if such a thing existed - that's pretty darn cheap.


  • ChatGPT Go is now available at $8 per month.  (Bleeping Computer)

    With ads.  But of course with ads, as OpenAI is bleeding cash like a US federal agency under a Democratic president's second term.


  • OpenAI says its new ads won't influence answers.  (Bleeping Computer)

    It will lie to you exactly the same as the more expensive plans.


  • TSMC says AI demand is endless, just like tulip bulbs.  (Ars Technica)

    But you can eat tulip bulbs.


  • Naya Connect is a very keyboard.  (Liliputing)

    It has a fairly standard 85-key layout - a little cramped but it does include the Four Essential Keys - plus an optional 6-key macropad, plus an optional 24-key numeric keypad, plus an optional 24-key macropad with either blank keys or a assortment of 84 interchangeable icon keys to choose from, plus an optional trackball with four buttons and four macro keys, plus an optional trackpad with four macro keys, plus an optional haptic dial (that is, it gives programmable physical feedback) with an integrated trackpad and four macro keys, plus an optional 3D mouse with six degrees of freedom...  With four macro keys.

    With five choices of keyswitch, keycaps in either black or white, and the metal frame in either plain aluminium or black anodised aluminium.

    The basic keyboard costs $119 (with your choice of colours and keyswitches), while the full setup costs...  A lot.  Well over $1000.  They have an early-bird "All-in" bundle that isn't complete and that's already $917.


  • Microplastics from washing clothes could be hurting your tomatoes.  (Washington Post)  (archive site)

    You heard them.  Stop putting tomatoes in with your laundry.

    So, how solid is this study?
    "Sometimes microplastics can have a positive impact on soil or plant properties, and sometimes it could be negative," Djuric said.
    So you're saying maybe I should put tomatoes in with my laundry?


  • Fixing the HTTP rate limit header specification.  (Dotat.at)

    A 429 response means you're asking too many questions, go away.  The new spec tries to tell you how long you should go away for, but at the moment it assumes that everyone involved is equally stupid.  This is an attempt to fix that.


  • Played some more Hytale today.  It runs at 30fps on low settings on my laptop, which means it should run faster on just about anything else, since my laptop has a 2880x1620 screen and five year old integrated Vega 8 graphics and I habitually run it in silent mode (with the fan speed turned all the way down).  It's a great system for doing work, lousy for playing games.

    Also, in Hytale low graphics settings look basically the same as "epic" graphics.  The main change there is the render distance, just as with Minecraft, so unless you spend all your time looking to the horizon it make little difference.  

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Friday, January 16

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Daily News Stuff 16 January 2026

Norwegian Blue Edition

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Bananya Interlude


The sixth and final member of Phase Connect's latest generation, Phase Saga, debuts this weekend after some delays.  It's pretty much official who she is/was.  There's even a Phase watchalong stream that announce she's back rather than she's here.




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Disclaimer: This graphics card has rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!

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Thursday, January 15

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Daily News Stuff 15 January 2026

Prefebruary Edition

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Disclaimer: But not after 8, because it's a school night.

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Wednesday, January 14

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Daily News Stuff 14 January 2026

One Word - Microplastics Edition

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Well, if memory and energy prices are going to increase tenfold, at least here's some slop to show for it.

Notable cameos, in order: JD Vance, Tony from LC Signs, Smug Alana, Kirsche Verstahl, Will Smith, Leaflit, Filian, Asmongold, Nuxanor, Joe Rogan with some assistance from Rogaine, Jeffrey You Know Who, Hasan Piker's long-suffering dog Kaya, Elon Musk (climbing the pyramid), Shoeonhead maybe, Hero Hei, Revsaysdesu, Chibidoki, Charlie a.k.a Moistcritical, Tim Pool, Itsagundam, Neuro-sama, Rick Astley, Bob Ross, Leaflit again in slime form, and God Emperor Trump.

And the guy who put this together knows exactly what he's doing, unlike the team behind that execrable Coca Cola Christmas ad.  Check the name of the song.


Anime Update

I was watching Leaflit's stream yesterday, and she spotted my username - I'm MixyPisa on Twitch because there's one other Pixy Misa out there somewhere and asked if it was a reference to Pixy Misa from the Tenchi Muyo spinoff, and when I confirmed that she mentioned that Pixy Misa was her favourite magical girl ever.

She has good taste.  Not many anime fans even recognise that name these days; she didn't appear in the later Pretty Sammy series.

Meanwhile:

A Gentle Noble's Vacation Recommendation: Fujoshi bait.  Every single character is a pretty boy, even the ones far too old to be pretty boys.

An Adventurer's Daily Grind at Age 29: Passable fluff.  I'll watch another episode or two.

Champignon Witch: Dark-ish fairy tale.  Not the standard anime storytelling either.  Worth a look.

Isekai Office Worker: I didn't properly read the description and thought the main character might end up working in an agency handling disposition of isekai protagonists.  But no, more fujoshi bait.  Extremely so.  Even more than the Vacation one.

Sentenced to Be a Hero: Rule of cool, mostly, but with idiots and corruption and corrupt idiots to balance the cool.  Also everything our hero stabs explodes for some reason.  Quite well done overall.




Disclaimer: Yes, it's slop, but it doesn't pretend to be anything more.

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Tuesday, January 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 January 2026

I Ain't What You Do Edition

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  • With support for Windows 10 ending last October, user numbers for Windows 11 climbed to an all time high.  Which was only to be expected.

    Less expected was that the numbers for Windows 11 have been dropping ever since.  (MSN)

    Over the last two months Windows 11 has fallen from 53.7% of the PC market to a very slim majority at 50.7%, with Windows 10 growing from 42.7% to 44.7%, and most of the remainder going to Windows 7, which came out all the way back in 2009.

    This is not particularly good news for Microsoft.


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Disclaimer: Chocobo soup for the soul.

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Monday, January 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 January 2026

Rendition Edition

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  • Two of the co-founders of Twitter and Pinterest are working on a new social network cult.   (MSN)

    A cult with venture capital.
    I have no idea whether they will succeed.  But as a columnist writing about how to keep our humanity in the 21st century, I believe it's important to focus on people who are at least trying.  Social media, after its promising early days, took a dark turn and is now a deeply alienating force, replacing healthy human interaction and leading us to spend much of our lives looking at our phones.
    That's only partly the fault of the social media companies.

    Mostly it's just people.
    Many fear that AI, still in its adolescence, will take us down the same path because of the financial incentives to maximize eyeballs and time online.  But it could go either way, and we as a society still have a choice about how we use these powerful tools.
    Fair.  Let's see how West Co - the new company in question, is tackling the problem.
    Their bid for redemption is West Co. - the Workshop for Emotional and Spiritual Technology Corporation
    It's the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation all over again.
    - and the platform they’re testing is called Tangle, a "purpose discovery tool" that uses AI to help users define their life purposes, then encourages them to set intentions toward achieving those purposes, reminds them periodically and builds a community of supporters to encourage steps toward meeting those intentions.
    Danger, Will Robinson.
    "A lot of people, myself included, have been on autopilot," Stone said.  "If all goes well, we’ll introduce a lot of people to the concept of turning off autopilot."
    But will all go well?
    Each morning, staffers light the candle at the "ancestor table," with photographs of family members dead and alive and other sources of inspiration: Harvey Milk, Jane Goodall, Saint Francis.  The founders participate in a fortnightly "covenant" meeting in which they renew their support for each other.  Moments of silence precede meetings.  Ceremonies mark the changing of seasons.  Employees give one another regular updates on their personal triumphs and struggles.  Founders rate their weeks on a zero to 100 "poopy to pleasure" index.
    I have never seen a tech company more likely to earn its own 10-part miniseries on HBO Max after the comet arrives.

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Sunday, January 11

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Daily News Stuff 11 January 2026

Zettai Ryōiki Edition

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Tech News

  • It's a water heater!  It's a Bitcoin miner!  It's both!  (Tom's Hardware)

    Given that the main cost of mining Bitcoin is the energy it takes - and disposing of the waste heat somehow - why not use it for, say, heating water?

    The Superheat H1 does exactly that.

    And if the price of Bitcoin collapses, it still heats your water.


  • Can light move faster than the speed of light?  (Science Daily)

    Some theories of loop quantum gravity predict small fluctuations of the speed of light in a vacuum.  New experiments put an upper bound on how big those fluctuations could be, ruling out some of these theories.

    I call them theories rather than mere speculation because they actually made sufficiently robust predictions to be ruled out in the first place.  A theory can be wrong, but it's not a theory if you can't test it.


  • Can AI do your job?  (MSN)

    If you're a computer programmer, or you otherwise work solely with words, possibly yes.

    If you do literally anything else, the best AI models currently succeed at 2.5% of human tasks.


  • AMD will be launching socketed versions of the Ryzen 400 processor series later this year.  (WCCFTech)

    Too late, really.  Zen 6 will be out this year, and if you want integrated graphics it looks like Intel's Panther Lake is faster - though only if you are willing to go with a system with soldered memory.  If you need conventional DIMM or SODIMM memory, you get models cut down from 12 GPU cores to just 4, which isn't beating anything.

    So maybe not too late, but underwhelming.


  • And if you want dedicated graphics, you might need to buy soon.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Nvidia GPUs are hardest hit so far, with reports of stock on all models running low in Germany and Japan.  Since that was the first direct warning we had of the memory crunch (though in retrospect the signs were there months earlier) I bought myself a 9060 XT while they were in stock and on sale.  Which as of time of writing, they still are.


  • Asus and Gigabyte are putting 64MB of ROM on their new AM5 motherboards.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Earlier AM4 motherboards often had as little as 16MB of ROM for the BIOS, which became a problem as AMD kept releasing new chips for the platform - Socket AM4 first appeared in 2016, even before Zen 1, and the most recent new processor for that socket, the 5500X3D, was launched in June last year.  There were simply too many different models of compatible processors to fit all the necessary code into 16MB.

    With AM5 confirmed to support the upcoming Zen 6 chips later this year, and strongly hinted to support Zen 7 due in 2028, it will end up being an even longer-lived platform with more CPUs, so motherboard makers are fixing the problem before it arises.


  • Amazon is using AI to sell your products on their store without you having to lift a finger.  (Modern Retail)

    Also, without Amazon ever asking permission to do so.

    Also also, without Amazon bothering to sync the data properly from your online store so that they don't, for example, still list long-discontinued products for sale.

    Store owners are not happy.


  • NBC News is intensifying a collapse of trust online.  (NBC News)

    No, they didn't have a brief moment of self-awareness.  They're blaming three years of AI for thirty years of their own failings.


Musical Interlude


In 2008, a young Suzuka Nakamoto was part of a short-lived trio called Karen Girl's - yes, with the misplaced apostrophe - and performed Over the Future, the opening theme for the anime series Zettai Karen Children.

You may know her better as the lead singer for Babymetal.


Thanks Mikeski for pointing me to the Babymetal cover of Over the Future.

(I checked three different versions of that first clip.  The full-length animated one is available in every single country in the world, except, for some reason, Belarus.  If anyone is reading this from Belarus, sorry.)



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Saturday, January 10

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Daily News Stuff 10 January 2026

Gategate Edition

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Disclaimer: Baby it's you, not me.

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Friday, January 09

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Daily News Stuff 9 January 2026

Friday Edition

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