A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Wednesday, October 18

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Daily Tech News 18 October 2023

Shouty McTwintails Edition

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  • Intel's 14th gen desktop chips get put to the test and...  Eh.  (Tom's Hardware)

    They're fast, but (a) for gaming they are still slower than AMD's 7800X3D, (b) for productivity they're still slower than AMD's 7950X, (c) you still have the problem with having two entirely different core designs in one chip, and (d) power consumption is insane.

    On the Y-Cruncher benchmark, the 7950X3D uses 99W while the 14900K uses 262W, and the 7950X3D is faster.


  • Corsair's 4TB MP600 Core XT is selling for $160.  (Tom's Hardware)

    It's a DRAMless QLC drive, so not even slightly high-end, but 4TB for $160 is pretty good if you just want fast storage for video files or games.


  • Twitter is running a trial charging $1 per year to new users for full access.  (WCCFTech)

    Don't cough up the buck and the site is read-only.

    This only applies to New Zealand and the Philippines right now, but signs are they want to take it worldwide to filter out the bots and general idiocy.

    At worst, make the idiots a profit center.


  • How to hack Switzerland's new e-voting system.  (Schneier on Security)

    You still need to hack your targets' computers, but once you've done that, the carefully designed voting protocol does nothing to protect anyone.

    The solution is paper.



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Tuesday, October 17

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Daily News Stuff 17 October 2023

Escape From New York Edition

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Disclaimer: If we outlaw outlaws, only outlaws will have outlaws.

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Monday, October 16

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Daily News Stuff 16 October 2023

Sheeps Edition

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  • Minecraft has sold over 300 million copies.  (The Verge)

    That's a lot.  That's a lot of a lot.

    Also, with Henya pushing the crabs and Pina Pengin naturally enough backing the penguins, the Minecraft userbase voted for the armadillo to be the next animal added to the game.

    Seriously, what are they going to do?  There aren't any 18 wheelers for them to run under.


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Arr Music Video of the Day



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Sunday, October 15

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Daily News Stuff 15 October 2023

Not A New Edition

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Saturday, October 14

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Daily News Stuff 14 October 2023

Corporate Slave Cabbage Edition

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  • NASA has just launched its Psyche mission, an aptly named probe to explore the asteroid Psyche.  (Ars Technica)

    Sent into space atop a SpaceX Falcon Heavy - and in fairness, it's much better for NASA to build just the spacecraft and leave the launches to private industry - the mission is expected to total $1.4 billion between the craft, the launch vehicle, and eight years of operations.

    The estimated value of the minerals on Psyche itself is in the range of $10 quintillion.  That's 400,000 years of the US GDP, or about 7 trillion times the cost of this mission.

    Say what you will about government waste; this one would appear to be justified.


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Not Even Remotely Tech News

The referendum for "The Voice", a bid to enshrine racism into the constitution of Australia, was held today.

It went worse than I could ever have hoped.

It needed to win a majority of the vote nationwide plus a majority of states to pass.

It seems to have lost in every single state - even communist Victoria.

Update: Oof.

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Also, Aussie Jacinta (Price) - a conservative Aboriginal Senator - is infinitely preferable to Kiwi Jacinda (Ardern).  I hope to see her Prime Minister some day.


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Friday, October 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 October 2023

Poopy Edition

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  • In which The Verge tries to explain a joke.  (The Verge)

    So Rick and Morty is back with season seven, though without series co-creator and the voice of both Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, who got Me Too'd.

    Given the way the show was headed in seasons four through six - straight downward - this is less of a loss than it might have been otherwise.

    But that's not the point here.  The point is that The Verge spends eight paragraphs discussing an episode called How Poopy Got His Poop Back and makes it sound about as entertaining as a simultaneous barium enema and double root canal.

    It's a talent.  Of some sort.


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Thursday, October 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 October 2023

Alan Moore Hornet Nest Edition

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  • CRISPR skimmed chicken: Genetically engineering chickens to not get sick and die by the millions any time a sparrow sneezes in Mongolia.  (New York Times)  (archive site)

    There are three specific proteins that the H5N1 virus hijacks in chickens to reproduce itself, and the scientists adjusted each one slightly so that it couldn't do that.

    Result: Chickens that don't catch colds.

    Or almost.  They've grown healthy chickens with any one of those genes altered, which are highly resistant to the flu, but not yet with all three genes updated; that's only been tested in cell cultures.

    Still great progress, and I'm expecting in five years or so we'll see these on the supermarket shelves, and shortly after that we'll be told that somehow they got pangolin genes in the mix and we all have to be buried alive for our own good.


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* Skin irritation
* Sudden total existence fai

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Wednesday, October 11

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Daily News Stuff 11 October 2023

Remember the Lettuce Edition

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  • A tale of two websites:

    Sam Bankman-Fried was a terrible boyfriend.  (The Verge)
    I’ve got some shitty ex-boyfriends, but none of them made me the CEO of their sin-eater hedge fund while refusing to give me equity and bragging about how there was a 5 percent chance they’d become the President of the United States, you know? Absolutely counting my blessings after Caroline Ellison’s first day on the stand. I wonder how many of the nine women on the jury are doing the same.
    That's how the Teen Vogue of the tech world sees the story.

    The fraud was in the code.  (Molly White)
    Much of the conversation revolved around the allow_negative flag that was introduced to the FTX codebase on August 1, 2019. Wang testified that Sam Bankman-Fried had asked him and Nishad Singh (former FTX engineering director, who has also pleaded guilty) to add the flag. Github screenshots show Singh making a code change to add the column in the database, and adding logic to exempt accounts with the flag from checks that would otherwise determine if they had sufficient funds to withdraw.
    Same story, except actually covering the story and showing the precise code that allowed Caroline Ellison to withdraw infinite amounts of money from customer funds.

    Less of the former, more of the latter, s'il vous plait.


  • An 18th century Unicode.  (Public Domain Review)

    Pantographia, published the same year the Rosetta Stone was discovered, was an attempt to collect all the world's written languages - 164 alphabets in all.

    And since that was more than two hundred years ago, there's a link on that page to download it as a PDF.

    Very, very slowly for some reason, but there is a link.


  • A multifault earthquake threat for the Seattle metropolitan region revealed by mass tree mortality.  (Science)
    Here, we use dendrochronological dating and a cosmogenic radiation pulse to constrain the death dates of earthquake-killed trees along two adjacent fault zones near Seattle, Washington to within a 6-month period between the 923 and 924 CE growing seasons. Our narrow constraints conclusively show linked rupturing that occurred either as a single composite earthquake of estimated magnitude 7.8 or as a closely spaced double earthquake sequence with estimated magnitudes of 7.5 and 7.3.
    Pretty neat.  The article discusses how they cross-linked tree cores in the Seattle area with precisely dated samples from other regions to narrow down a catastrophic event a thousand years ago to within six months.

    And rather less neatly notes that Seattle is simply not built to withstand an earthquake of magnitude 7.8, and if one hit today the city would basically cease to exist.


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Tuesday, October 10

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Daily News Stuff 10 October 2023

Oh No Edition

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  • John Riccitiello is now the former CEO of Unity.  (The Verge)

    Whether the company will survive its self-inflicted injuries remains to be seen, but unlike Hasbro it at least has had the sense to go look in the bathroom cabinet for Dettol and Band Aids.


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