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Thursday, February 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 February 2019

Tech News

  • AMD's Radeon VII has landed.  (AnandTech)

    That DP floating point number that was all up in the air will-they-won't-they came down as mostly will-they; it's 1/4 SP, where the much more expensive professional cards are 1/2 SP.

    The interesting thing here is that AMD actually listened to customers and at the last minute before release adjusted firmware and drivers to improve DP performance.  By 300%.

    Thats leaves a gap between this card and the professional Instinct MI50 of 3.5 TFLOPS vs. 6.7 TFLOPS.  But the Nvidia RTX Titan, their fastest consumer/prosumer card, only delivers 0.5 DP TFLOPS.  If you need double precision on a budget, the Radeon VII wins by a mile.

    It's around 5% slower than the RTX 2080 on most games, winning by small margins on a couple.  And it runs hotter - 300W vs 225W.  But it's the same price and has twice the memory (16GB vs. 8GB).

    So it turns out to be a fairly attractive offering after all.  Depends on whether you value double precision and tons of video RAM and memory bandwidth over ray tracing and dedicated AI cores.

  • Two SSDs with identical hardware but different firmware get compared.  You won't believe how different they are!  (AnandTech)

    Not very.  Almost exactly the same actually.  Don't buy the 2TB model.

  • Many iPhone apps record everything you do.  (Tech Crunch)

    In the app.  Which you are using.

    It's for customer support.  It's an amazing customer support tool.

    Just (a) tell your users - note that you do this in download page / login screen / splash screen / whatever and (b) don't store screenshots of people's credit card information on a public server, okay?

  • Google and Apple should just replace the app permissions request page with a default Allow us to violate your privacy in ways we believe fall just short of criminal liability Yes/No? (TechDirt)

    Would save a lot of time and confusion for everyone.
  • Adobe - oh, it's Axios.  Never mind.  95% chance it's wrong anyway.

  • Unicode 12.0 has an otter.

    Unicode is a semantic train wreck that just keeps getting worse.  But it has an otter.

  • Need more cores?  Supermicro has new servers with up to 224 of them.  (Serve the Home)

    Yeah, the CPUs alone would cost you $80,000, and you could buy 1088 AMD EPYC cores for that price, but you couldn't put them all in one box.

    Well, you could, but that box would also be expensive.

  • Smishing?  (Bleeping Computer)

    Ah.  Usual spam email scam tactics, just on SMS.

  • Centralise everything that's decentralised and decentralise everything that's centralised and they'll call you a genius.  (The Next Platform)

  • Mathematicians have uncovered an unexpected connection between addition and multiplication.  (Quanta)

    No, not that.  Well, that too.  But it's actually an interesting emergent property of the way integers behave.  And the article has pictures.

  • Cat pictures considered harmful.  (ZDNet)

    A bug in Android's image libraries allows it to be hacked by a malicious PNG.

    If you're still using an old, unsupported device like the Nexus 7, which is stuck on Android 6, maybe now is the time to...  Oh.  It doesn't affect Android 6?  Only newer devices with 7 and up?

    Lol, as the kids would say.

  • It would seem that Warner Bros got caught asking reviewers how much they charged for favourable articles.  (One Angry Gamer)

    The person reporting this is Jim Sterling, who is a jackass and a half, but he actually provides a screenshot of the relevant parts of the email.


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Anime Op/Ed of the Day



Historical Educational Thingy of the Day


The stupider something sounds in this video, the more likely it is that it's 100% historically accurate.


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Wednesday, February 06

Geek

Daily News Stuff 6 February 2019

Tech News

  • Google is making the blockchain searchable.  (Forbes)

    Two points: One, this is not hard.  Every transaction on the Ethereum blockchain (including the testnets) can be packed into a half-terabyte MySQL database.  (Don't ask me why I know this.)  Two, someone needs to remind them what has been found lurking at the bottom of Bitcoin.

  • An overview of DDR5.  (Rambus)

    Oh, those jerks.  They're still around?

    Anyway, worth reading if you're interested; DDR5 is more than just a speed upgrade.

  • Western Digital has cheap 10TB external drives out.  (Serve the Home)

    Currently $200 at Best Buy including a free 32GB flash drive.  The drive alone is $290 on Amazon so that seems like a good price.

    I prefer LaCie external drives because their aluminium cases look great, are nice and solid, and above all sit flat on the desk so you can't knock the damn things over.

  • Melbourne University professor tells Canberra politicians that they're a bunch of stupid-heads.  (ZDNet)

    She's right.


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Anime Op/Ed of the Day



Picture of the Day

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Here you go.  That's one quintillion pengos for you.  Don't spend it all in one place.



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Tuesday, February 05

Geek

Daily News Stuff 5 February 2019

Tech News

Anime Op/Ed of the Day



Picture of the Day



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Monday, February 04

Geek

Daily News Stuff 4 February 2019

Tech News


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Video of the Day



Other Linus discovers that you can't drop software.


Picture of the Day

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Tiny footsteps.

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I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.



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Sunday, February 03

Geek

Daily News Stuff 3 February 2019

Tech News



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Picture of the Day

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So if you put a cat in a box only you're not entirely sure it's a cat - maybe 50% cat and 50% pile of fur - when you open the box to check, its wave state collapses and it becomes either a cat or just a pile of fur with google eyes.

— Heisenblep's Unfurtainty Principle



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Saturday, February 02

Geek

Daily News Stuff 2 February 2019

Tech News



Picture of the Day

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Ninja cat, ninja cat,
Sits on doors,
Fancy that.



Disclaimer: The sharp side of the knife goes away from you. Pure reason does not trump brute force but surprisingly few people know what hot peppers look like when the teacher asks if you have enough to share with everyone. Never take the lid of a pressure cooker 'to see if it's done yet'. Even if you are careful with the picric acid that won't matter if you are careless with other items next to it. Move away from mysterious burglar alarms. Do not append 'you moron' to exposition directed at people who have just broken into your building. 'We need to talk' is overwhelmingly unlikely to precede good news. A rough brick wall may be used to sort socks or as a backdrop for sock-art (The Neglected Art). A silent cat is Up to Something. Lungs are unsuited for many possible atmospheres, including that of London, and anything with a high content of industrial cleaners. Youth will not save you from Newton's Laws. Or Darwin's.

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Friday, February 01

Geek

Daily News Stuff 1 February 2019

Tech News

  • Intel has discontinued Itanium.  (AnandTech)

    So if you were planning on buying one, get your order in before the middle of 2021.

  • Humble has some book bundles for you:

    Programming Cookbooks - 15 O'Reilly cookbook titles for $15.

    Fantasy Manga - 89 volumes of manga for $20, including Battle Angel Alita 1-3, Re:Slime 1-4, Mushishi 1-10, Cells at Work 1-4, and Flying Witch 1-4.

    Numenera - 28 volumes of games rules, campaign settings, and adventures for $15.  Numenera is the game system used for the Planescape: Torment sequel Torment: Tides of Numenera.  It's set on Earth, but a billion years in the future, where technology has changed to the point that few people even recognise it as technology any more.

    Also Computer Music - 16 titles on computer sound and music for $15.

  • If a $3000 chip on a $1700 motherboard is a wee bit pricy for you, you might want to consider a $250 to $500 on a $400 motherboard.  (AnandTech)

    The board in question is the Supermicro AlphabetSoup - sorry,  C9Z390-PGW - and it's a regular socket 1151 Z390 motherboard but with a PLX chip (a PCIe switch) for extra PCIe lanes and built-in 10G Ethernet.  Also WiFi 5 (802.11ac), two M.2 slots, two U.2 ports, five USB 3.1 ports, two DisplayPort ports, one HDMI port port, and the usual audio port ports.

  • Fuck Oracle.  (Forbes)

    They are doing licensing compliance audits on companies using Java for development.  Everyone knew this was coming when they bought Sun, and now it's here.

  • The Raspberry Pi 4 is not coming in 2019.  (Tom's Hardware)

    It's a slow news day.  They wrote it, I linked it.  Sue us.  Wait, don't do that.  See disclaimer.  We have trebuchets.

Social Media News



Video of the Day

Fairy soldiers?  Like Fairy Musketeer Akazukin?


Okay, not like Fairy Musketeer Akazukin.


Anime Op/Ed of the Day

Ah, I'll use the Fairy Mu-

YouTube: NO.

Dammit.

Here.



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Thursday, January 31

Geek

Daily News Stuff 31 January 2019

Tech News

  • Intel closes out January with a bang by launching their 28 core Xeon W-3175X for $2999. (AnandTech)

    Which is a lot of money - and a lot more than the competing 32 core Threadripper 2990WX at $1799 - but a lot less than expected.  After all, it's the same chip as the Xeon 8180, which runs around $10,000, just with some interconnects disabled.  (Other Linus dropped one of those and busted it.)

    This is also the one Intel showed off last year overclocked to 5GHz with an external 1hp water chiller. The version they are actually shipping is slightly more restrained: 3.1GHz base and 4.5GHz max boost frequency, and a 255W TDP.

    About that TDP... While it's basically the same on paper as the 2990WX, AMD stick firmly to that limit, while the Intel part draws 380W at stock under full load. Overclocking naturally does nothing to help this.

    On Final Fantasy XV, the W-3175X is 2% faster than a Ryzen 2700X, so the latter is probably still our recommended configuration.

    More realistically, if you're rendering in Corona it's 20% faster than the Threadripper 2990WX, but is slightly slower in Blender and dead even in POV-Ray. So even if money is no object, you still need to check out the benchmarks for your specific application.

    Also, since this is clearly the fastest part Intel can produce, it gives AMD a nice big target to shoot at when they roll out Threadripper 3 towards the middle of the year.  Well, there is that dual-chip 48 core part they're planning, but that is basically two of those $10k parts on a module with a few cores disabled.  I don't think Intel wants to sell that into the desktop market.

    Oh, and there are exactly two motherboards available that support this CPU, only one of which is available in retail, and they cost around $1700.



  • AMD had a great year. (PC Perspective)

    Revenue up, margins up, expenses up - well, that's not ideal all else being equal, but revenue climbed $1.2b compared to expenses climbing by just $280m. And a healthy profit at the end.

    And that's before the server sales really start to kick in, which should start this year with Zen 2 and Rome.

  • Speaking of which, if the Xeon W-3175X is too rich for your blood but you like the idea of more than four memory channels, Gigabyte has an EPYC workstation motherboard in standard ATX size. (Serve the Home)

    Only one DIMM per channel, but there are 8 channels, and they literally could not fit any more.

    http://ai.mee.nu/images/GigaEPYC.jpg?size=640x&q=95

    Three 1G (including the dedicated BMC) and two 10G Ethernet (the 10G is SPF, though), 16 SATA ports, four full PCIe 3.0 x16 slots and one x8, one M.2 slot, and two USB 3.0. No USB 3.1 or audio; it's really a server board in a workstation format.

  • Apple is facing a lawsuit over that FaceTime bug because we can't have nice things. (Tom's Hardware)

  • Build your own Linux distro in 10 minutes! (Phoronix)

    Because why not?

  • Is Intel courting high-speed networky favourite Mellanox? (The Next Platform)

    Signs point to yes.

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Picture of the Day

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Embrace the healing power of blep.


Video of the Day


Embrace.  Well, okay, that was more of a mlem.


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Geek

YouTube Is A Cow

I might start putting videos below the fold.  The main page is getting really slow to load.

The new design (early preview) will fix that because you'll need to click on articles to open them, so videos won't pre-load.

Update: The new design loads instantly, but when you click to view an article, every video on the page, including all the hidden ones, tries to load simultaneously.  Ugh.

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Wednesday, January 30

Geek

Daily News Stuff 30 January 2019

Tech News


Social Media News

  • Facebook has been paying teenagers so it could spy on them.  (Tech Crunch)

    Over 18, that's one thing. If an adult says "You pay me, I let you see my data", that's a valid transaction.  Under 18, go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go.

    Tech Crunch has all the details - they've done some great work on this story - and it looks like Facebook seriously fucked up here.


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Video of the Day



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Don't worry, he only eats vegetarians.



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