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Friday, March 08

Geek

Daily News Stuff 8 March 2019

Double-plus Ow Edition

 

Tech News

  • I'm sure there's some.

Social Media News



Disclaimer: HOLYGODDAMNMUTHERFLORKINGSHITMONKEYS.  I mean... Ouch.

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Thursday, March 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 March 2019

Tech News


Social Media News



Disclaimer: For did not the Buddha say, "If you meet a panpsychist on the road, kick him in the nuts"?

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Wednesday, March 06

Geek

Daily News Stuff 6 March 2019

Tech News



Disclaimer: Don't - oh, you already did.  Well, here's an eggbeater and a bucket full of acetone.  You know what to do.

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Tuesday, March 05

Geek

Daily News Stuff 5 March 2019

Tech News

  • The USB Promoter Group announced the announcement of the release of the USB4 spec.  (AnandTech)

    The spec itself is expected to be announced by the middle of the year.  It's "based on" Thunderbolt 3, but the announcement of what that means hasn't been announced yet.  Expensive cables is a good bet, though.

    With this, USB 3.2 Gen 1 will be renamed USB4 Gen 1, USB 3.2 Gen 2 will become USB4 Gen 2, and USB 3.2 Gen 2x2 will become USB4 Gen 2x2.  The new speed will be named USB4 Gen 4x4.

    Or maybe not.  Who knows?  These guys have all the branding sense of Supermicro.

  • The University of California told Elsevier to take a hike.  (TechDirt)

    Elsevier is the Engulf and Devour of the academic publishing world, so this is significant.

  • SPOILER is yet another speculative execution flaw in Intel CPUs.  (The Register)

    Though it's not clear how significant it is.  Reportedly it doesn't affect Arm or AMD CPUs.


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Monday, March 04

Geek

Daily News Stuff 4 March 2019

Tech News

  • Linux 5.0 is out!  (Phoronix)

    The bug that led to a week's delay turned out not the be a significant problem, but the extra week allowed things to settle down a bit so all is well.

  • Did a Singapore retailer just leak all the Ryzen 3000 configurations and pricing?  (Reddit)

    Probably not.  Looks like they copied and pasted the previous unconfirmed leaks right into their price list.

  • XKCDify your Matplotlib charts.

    This is actually kind of cool.  You can see how it makes information more accessible by being less perfect.

  • An 8-port 10GbE router/switch for $270?  (Serve the Home)

    Well, maybe.  It's MicroTik, which has a less than stellar security record.  And it's underpowered for L3 / routing functions.  But switching works fine, and it's passively cooled.  (And it's A$350 locally, which is pretty good.)

    But it's SFP+ rather than 10Gbase-T.  They don't seem to have any 10Gbase-T models at all.

  • In a timely reminder that everyone's a goddamn idiot, it looks like Chinese surveillance teams left their collected data in a publicly-exposed MongoDB database with no password.  (Bleeping Computer)
    "There is no security. It looks like they have NO CLUE what they are doing,” the researcher told us.

Anime Op/Ed of the Day



Disclaimer: Everything on the internet is true.

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Sunday, March 03

Geek

Daily News Stuff 3 March 2019

Tech News

  • The QuadrigaCX mystery deepens.  (NewsBTC)

    The CEO of Quadriga died in a hospital in India last December.  (There were suggestions he faked his own death, but there seems to be a death certificate and a body, which would be tricky to arrange.)

    Most of the funds held on behalf of clients were stored offline on cold wallets, which is standard practice - if it's not plugged in, you can't hack it.  But only the CEO had the necessary password, so C$190 million disappeared overnight, leaving staff scrambling to recover access.

    Only...  No deposits were made to the known cold wallets since April of last year.  All the information is public, but no-one has been able to trace through the maze just yet.

  • A roundup of Ryzen V1000 and Epyc 3000 boards.  (Serve the Home)

    Ryzen V1000 is an embedded version of the Ryzen 2000-series APUs - up to 4 cores and Vega 11.  Epyc 3000 is something that so far doesn't exist on the desktop, a one or two die CPU package, with between 4 and 16 cores.

    There are ITX and STX and all sorts of other formats to choose from.

  • This waifu does not exist.  (thiswaifudoesnotexist.net)

    This waifu does not exist.

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    This waifu does not exist?



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Video of the Day



Comic books killed the comic book store.
Comic books killed the comic book store.
Off the wall and on the floor,
We can't rewrite, we're all done for.


Disclaimer: This waifu does not exist.

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Saturday, March 02

Geek

Daily News Stuff 2 March 2019

Tech News



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Disclaimer: Do not ingest.  Do not inhale vapors.  Do not induce vomiting (unless you want to...)

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Friday, March 01

Geek

Daily News Stuff 1 March 2019

Tech News

  • Lenovo's Yoga C930 has a quad-core CPU, up to 16GB of RAM and 2TB of SSD, Thunderbolt, a pen, Dolby Atmos sound - and a terrible, terrible display.  (AnandTech)

    Remember that Acer laptop where greens were really green and whites were green and blues were also green?  Same deal here.  Might even be the same panel.

    AnandTech tested the 1080p model; there's also a 4K option which would necessarily be using a different panel and might be better.

    Also, it doesn't have dedicated PgUp/PgDn/Home/End keys despite being a 14" laptop, so no-one should buy it anyway.

  • Chuwi's Aerobook is a 13.3" 1080p laptop that does have dedicated PgUp/PgDn/Home/End keys.  (AnandTech)

    8GB RAM and 128GB SSD, which isn't much, but the storage is user-upgradable and the price is expected to be $499.  Only real problem then is the CPU - a sluggish ultra low power Core M.

    Chuwi also announced the Ubook, an 11.6" model with a pen and detachable keyboard, expected to cost from $469 for the base model to $699 with 1TB of SSD.

  • Supermicro's A2SDi-8C+-HLN4F is more than just a forgotten Hugo Gernsback novel.  (Serve the Home)

    It's a mini-ITX board with an 8 core Atom (the good Atom, so it's merely kind of slow rather than abominable), four DIMM slots supporting up to 256GB ECC RAM, 12 SATA ports, 4 GbE ports plus an extra for the BMC, one M.2 slot (PCIe 3.0 x 2) and one PCIe slot (x4).

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    And it uses just 33W at full load.

    If you need faster networking, the A2SDi-H-TF has dual 10GbE ports rather than the quad 1GbE.  And if you need a bit more CPU oomph, the A2SDi-H-TP4F has a 16 core Atom CPU, dual 10GBaseT, and dual 10Gb SPF+ ports.


  • Astrophysicists finesse the FRB.  (Quanta)

  • Is a 32" 4K display with 95% DCI-P3 gamut a good deal at $349?  (Tech Report)

    Maybe.  Some reviews on Amazon say that the contrast ratio is, well, crap.  Others seem to be happy with it though.


Social Media News



Video of the Day


Suddenly it all makes sense.



Disclaimer: Your memes are safe.  Freedom of expression is not affected.  It's all about fair payment to content creators.  And kickbacks.  Mostly kickbacks actually.  In fact, fuck content creators.

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Thursday, February 28

Geek

Daily News Stuff 28 February 2019

End of Summer Edition

Quick one today because I have to be elsewhere.

Tech News



Disclaimer: San Francisco is not run by elves.  The elves just skim off 20% and leave the actual running of things to the goblins.

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Wednesday, February 27

Geek

Daily News Stuff 27 February 2019

Tech News

  • Oppo also showed off a foldable phoneblet - just a prototype in this case.  (Ars Technica)

    It looks a lot like the Huawei Mate X, with a wraparound screen on the outside and a hand grip thingy.

  • Samsung's Exynos 9820 vs Qualcomm's Snapdragon 855.  (Ars Technica)

    The Galaxy S10 range uses Samsung's own CPU in many parts of the world.  How does it compare?  It's...  Okay.

  • USB 3.2 should show up this year.  (Ars Technica)

    To make things simpler, 5Gbps USB 3.0 and USB 3.1 Gen 1 will be renamed USB 3.2 Gen 1, 10Gbps USB 3.1 Gen 2 will be renamed USB 3.2 Gen 2, and the new 20Gbps standard will be named USB 3.2 Gen 2x2.

    Guys?  USB 5, USB 10, USB 20.

    You're welcome.

  • Supermicro motherboards can host persistent rats in their BMC.  (Tom's Hardware)

    This is one of the reasons everyone doubted that Bloomberg story - if you want to hack servers, it's much simpler to do it in software.

    At the moment the cure is to simply update the BMC firmware before deploying or re-deploying a server.

  • Zero Server.
    It allows you to build your application without worrying about package management or routing. Write your code in a mix of Node.js, React, HTML, MDX, and static files and put them all in a folder.
    Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

    Twice.

  • Amazon Personalize is a new AWS API that provides the same recommendation engine used by the Amazon online store.

    Lol.

    Lol.

    Lol.

    Lol.

    The marketing team at my day job asked me to whip up a quick recommendation system.  I gave them a search engine instead, since I wasn't in the market for busywork for a dozen generations of grad students.

  • ASRock Rack's X470D4U is a Ryzen (AM4) server motherboard.

    Yes.  Finally.

    MicroATX form factor, which is fine.  Supports either up to 64GB of RAM, or 64GB RAM modules.  Since it uses unbuffered memory and 64GB unbuffered modules don't exist yet, it's not entirely clear which.

    https://ai.mee.nu/images/ASRackX470D4U.jpg?size=640x&q=95

    6 8 SATA ports, 2 NVMe slots (x4 and x2), 2 + 1 GbE ports (the extra for the BMC module), 2 USB 3.1 ports, and VGA.  Three PCI slots, the first slot with bifurcation support for a riser card.

    A couple of extra SATA ports would have been nice, but still a pretty nice board.  With the upcoming Ryzen 3000 chips this year it will allow a new wave of cheap and very fast servers with ECC memory, and blow Intel out of the water.

    Update: It does have a couple of extra SATA ports.  The spec sheet is a bit confusing.  6 ports off the chipset and two extra ports off an Asmedia controller.  On the board picture (now included) it's much clearer.

  • And then everyone got the clap.  (Bleeping Computer)

    Thunderclap attacks devices with Thunderbolt ports because Thunderbolt directly exposes the internal PCIe bus.  IOMMU is supposed to prevent this, but only MacOS universally supports it and even there it has flaws.

  • SK Hynix detailed its upcoming 16Gb DDR5-6400 memory chips.  (AnandTech)

    Okay, so...  Unless JEDEC have changed things, 6400MT/s is the top speed specified for DDR5, and manufacturers are planning to launch at that speed.  I think something needs to give, guys.

Social Media News

  • China is exporting censorship.  (TechDirt)

    It's cheap, if not quick, to get books printed in China.  Now they're fucking over their printing industry by censoring every page, even for books printed in foreign languages and destined for foreign countries.

  • British regulators call for more regulations.  (TechDirt)

    In this case, they want to regulate social media to prohibit fake news.

    Not, you will note, the actual purveyors of fake news, i.e. politicians.

  • Cloudflare is running a canary farm.  (Tech Crunch)

    Quis canariat ipsos canares?


Detective Pikachu Movie Trailer of the Day




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