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Thursday, May 27

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Daily News Stuff 27 May 2021

We Who Remain Edition

Top Stories

  • So, after that extremely unplanned upgrade last night - which took forever even on an 8-core system with NVMe storage - my mouse had three broken legs.  Basically it would get stuck about once a second, unfreeze, and immediately stick again.

    But I know this one.  This has happened before.  And I blogged about it so that if it ever happened again, I'd know exactly where to look for the solution.

    ...

    Oh, right.  The solution to sudden mouse freezes after a Windows upgrade is to disable HDCP on your second monitor.

    Really.


  • Get your SSDs now before the price goes up.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Yep, you guessed it.  Blockchain ruins everything.



Anime of the day is Midori no Hibi from 2004, in which, um.   Wikipedia, any help?
Seiji Sawamura is the toughest student in his high school. His grades are not very good because he fights more than he studies, but he tends to protect the weaker students from bullies. A few classmates idolize him; one (Midori Kasugano from a different school) shyly loves him from afar; but most are just afraid of him, which has made it impossible for him to find a girlfriend. In desperation, he says to himself that he wants a girlfriend no matter who it is. He then notices a miniature Midori attached to where his right hand used to be.
Thanks Wikipedia.  Makes total sense.

It's actually a really nice little show, despite the insane premise.



Tech News


Electroswing Anime Music Video of the Day




Show Tune Anime Music Video of the Day




I've posted both of these before on my own blog, but possibly not since I got syndicated, so here you go.


Disclaimer: Putting the cation in syndication.

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Wednesday, May 26

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Daily News Stuff 26 May 2021

F-Word All The F-Words Edition

Top Stories

  • Dear Microsoft,

    It's not fucking up to you how many fucking times I pause your fucking updates.  Unlike you retards, I have a fucking job to do, so kindly take your updates, cover them in glitter glue, and shove them so far up your ass that you see stars when you close your eyes.

    Love,

    Pixy

    Update: WINDOWS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DIE IN ALL THE FIRES.


  • Arm has announced three new Arm cores.  (AnandTech)

    Which is kind of a logical thing for Arm to announce, and a logical thing to be announced by Arm.

    Anyway, specifically we have the X2, following the high-performance X1, the A710, following the formerly high-performance A78, and the A510, following the power-efficient A55.

    All three support the new Armv9 instruction set, and the X2 and A510 are 64-bit only designs.  As a developer I'm generally against ripping out backwards-compatibility like that, but on the other hand the x86 architecture has maintained binary compatibility since 1978 and as a result is now insane.

    Anyway, the X2 is 16% faster than the X1, assuming the same manufacturing process and power consumption.  The A710 - no longer being the top performing core - delivers the same performance as the A78 but uses 30% less power.  And the A510 is 25% slower than the A73, which was Arm's high-end core in 2017 - and what powers my "new" phone.

    Not an astounding upgrade but still pretty solid.



Anime of the day is Log Horizon from 2013.  This is what is known as an isekai story - literally another world - and those have become something of a blight on anime and manga in recent years.  But this is one of the better ones.

The plot is that everyone playing the latest update of a particular online game gets dumped into that world for real.  Like...  A hundred thousand people, all at once.

The difference between Log Horizon and most other isekais is that it actually examines what would happen if you took a small city's worth of people from our world and dumped them in a fantasy realm that they are used to treating as a game.  And the results aren't always pretty.



Tech News



You Have to Admit That They Know How to Draw Food Anime Music Video of the Day





Disclaimer: ALL THE FIRES.  ALL OF THEM.

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Tuesday, May 25

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Daily News Stuff 25 May 2021

Possible Gainzzz Edition

Top Story

  • I think I've fixed the main page template over at Ace's site. The template code somehow got mangled and was including multiple copies of posts into that page, though the individual pages worked fine.

    I still get a warning from Safari about the page, but it certainly loads faster. I think Safari is just not a very good browser in general.


  • On the plus side, if you're on MacOS, Mozilla just fixed a 21 year old problem in Firefox. (Bugzilla)
    Blake Ross
    Comment 5 • 21 years ago

    How easy/hard would this be?
    Well, I think that question got answered.



Anime of the day is The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, the show that catapulted Kyoto Animation to fame. There is only one correct way to watch this series, and that is the scrambled order it was originally broadcast in, with the original messed-up next episode trailers.

That was a a stroke of genius, I think, converting a conventionally oddball show into a meta-oddball show where you were kept waiting for resolutions to reverse-cliffhangers - sure, we know how she escaped, but what was she doing on that cliff in the first place?

There's a second TV season from 2009 which I quite liked but which divided the fanbase with the infamous adaption of the Endless Eight story from the original novels. And, as usual, also a movie (quite good) and a canonical alternate universe spinoff called The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan (surprisingly good).


Tech News

  • AMD's Ryzen 5600H laptop part beats Intel's 11400H. (Tom's Hardware)

    By a tiny margin on single-threaded tasks, but a solid 28% on multi-threaded.

    The 5600H uses the latest Zen 3 cores, which is great but also really fucking annoying because the 5600U... No, wait, the 5600U is also Zen 3? So the 5700U and 5500U are Zen 2. I don't know, whatever. Chips is chips.

    These - the 5600H and 11400H - are 6-core parts for mid-range laptops, most likely to be found paired with something like an RTX 3060.

Just Two Ducks Dancing Video of the Day



I don't like the song that much but the animation is great.

This - both of them - is Subaru from Hololive. If Pekora is Hololive's Bugs Bunny, Subaru is their Daffy Duck.

She has a an animation of her dancing with her duck alter ego in her end credits, and it's gone viral... The duck, that is.





Disclaimer: And sometimes a duck is just a duck.

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Monday, May 24

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Daily News Stuff 24 May 2021

Every Week Is Shark Week In Shark Town Edition

Top Story

  • So apparently yesterday's AMV - Kevin Caldwell's classic Engel - doesn't play in the US.  There's only one copy of it on YouTube that I can find so I can't even try to offer an alternative.

    It is still available for download on AnimeMusicVideos.com.  It's video number 230 on that site.  The latest arrival is number 206,621.


  • If Apple is the only organisation capable of defending our privacy, it's time to panic.  (The Guardian)

    Apple isn't protecting your private information, you obtuse womble.  It's monopolising it.

    But it is good to see the Big Tech companies fighting among themselves; it's when they all agree on something that you really know you're about to get screwed.  Like legislation with bipartisan support, it is never about what is good for you.


Anime of the day is...  No.  Scrub that.  You're not ready for that one.



Anime of the day is Maison Ikkoku, the one Rumiko Takahashi story that actually had an ending.  The manga ran simultaneously with Urusei Yatsura - she must have been working night and day back then - and the 96 episode anime series kicked in one week to the day after the final TV episode of Urusei Yatsura.

(I just checked, and no, there was a gap of nearly a year before Ranma started airing.)



Tech News


Louis Rossman MacBook Logic Board Repair Warranty Job Video of the Day



Before Hololive I watched every single one of these.  Well, more I played them on the third monitor while I worked to help mute the screams of the damned from next door.  (I work from home and my neighbours have small children.  About thirty of them it sometimes seems.)



What Poor Company Will Steve Eviscerate This Time Video of the Day



Cyberpower.  This one almost didn't suck.

I mentioned in the Dell video that there was a second part that went over the rest of the problems.  Here it is.





Disclaimer: Oh my God, it's full of crap.  Actually, I was wondering if Dell bloatware was to blame for recent poor performance of my own desktop system.  Turns out that no, it was Windows automagically migrating my swap file from the NVMe SSD to the 5400 RPM hard drive.  Thanks, Windows.  That sucked.

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Sunday, May 23

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Daily News Stuff 23 May 2021

And Your Little God Too Edition

Top Stories

  • Several more sources are reporting on the new dual-actuator drive from Seagate.  None of them mention the price.

    I think it's a pretty safe bet that it costs more than just buying two drives and putting them in RAID-1.


  • You own nothing.  (Motherboard)

    An airbag vest for motorcyclists sounds like a potentially neat idea.  This one, though, silently after some warnings - probably - stops working if your monthly payment doesn't go through, which sounds to me like a great way for the manufacturer to get sued out of existence.

    Someone arrange the lawyers, I'll bring popcorn.




Anime of the day is Oh My Goddess - or Ah! My Goddess, originally, before someone pointed out the natural pun - a five-episode OVA series from 1993, animated by AIC.  It's short and sweet and colourful and lovingly animated and generally a whole lot of fun.

Highly recommended.

That's not the only version, though.  There's also a series of 48 short comedy episodes from 1998 called Adventures of the Mini-Goddesses which is also fun; it's a kids' cartoon version of the main story but a well-crafted kids' cartoon version.

And there's a movie from 2000 which I recall liking quite a bit, though it's quite a jump from the OVA to the story told in that movie.

There's also a 26 episode TV series from 2005 that I wasn't crazy about - I'll get to why in a moment - and a 24-episode sequel series from 2006, which I don't recall watching, and a two-episode OVA from from 2007 and a three-episode OVA from 2011, all adapted from a 48-volume original manga series that ran from 1988 to 2014 and, apparently, just when it had finally reached a conclusion - I gave up on that about fifteen years ago - started up again in 2019 with another three volumes out so far.

The manga has sold over 25 million copies, half to fans, and the other half, so far as I can tell, to masochists.

I like the original OVA series because it picks five self-contained stories from the manga (including the origin stories of the four main characters), tells those, and is done.

I don't like the TV version because it is faithful to the manga, retelling the complete story, chapter by chapter, and the manga is just painfully slow moving.



Tech News

  • AMD's socket AM5 is on its way with 1718 pins.  (WCCFTech)

    That's about 400 more pins than AM4 but it doesn't sound like it will bring major functional changes.  It will support DDR5 RAM, which requires more pins per module than DDR5 - each module provides two 32-bit channels each with independent addressing and ECC, instead of a single 64-bit channel.  This adds about 40 signals per module but provides much better support for multi-threaded workloads.

    Zen 4 won't be out until next year, so the first parts to use socket AM5 will the upcoming Rembrandt APU with Zen 3 cores and RDNA2 graphics.

    (Similarly, the first parts on socket AM4 weren't Zen 1, but an APU built on an older Bulldozer family core.  This allowed manufacturers to qualify their boards ready for the arrival of Ryzen.)


  • How to disable Windows 10's crappy new newsfeed.  (Bleeping Computer)

    Alternately, install Start10 from Stardock.


  • The Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Nano is a 13" thin-and-light laptop with the Four Essential Keys.  (Thurrott.com)

    The location of the keys is slightly awkward, but they are present, and in a laptop less than twelve inches wide and weighing under two pounds there's just not a whole lot of room for perfect keyboard layouts.

    It comes with an 11th gen Intel CPU, up to 16GB of RAM and 1TB of NVMe storage, a 2160x1350 screen (a 16:10 ratio), two Thunderbolt ports, and a headphone jack.

    So I/O is rather on the light side.  It does however have a fingerprint scanner and a physical shutter for the webcam, so when you turn it off, it is off.


  • The Indian government has asked that social media companies remove references to "Bombay Bat Soup Death Plague", which is the term that took hold after they previously requested the same firms to remove references to the "Indian variant" of COVID-19.  (Reuters)

    Slow learners.


The Only Good Thing to Come Out of Evangelion Anime Music Video of the Day



This one was originally created with two VHS decks and a stopwatch.  When you notice that the lip-sync isn't perfect, it's actually a miracle that it lines up at all given the technology available.

This version is a frame-exact remake from the DVD release, but I think the original is still floating around somewhere.


Disclaimer: Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.

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Saturday, May 22

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Daily News Stuff 22 May 2021

There You Go Again Edition

Top Story

  • So we've been working very hard at my day job to land a major account, and at the last minute a second big account piggy-backed on that major account, and now both want to sign and I'm dealing with that kind of request:
    We know we bought a car, and we agreed that delivery isn't until August, but now we need it to fly.

    At Mach 2.

    Under water.

    By Friday.


  • Seagate is also doing dumb things: Dual-actuator disk drives.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Those existed once before but got killed deader than a trilobite by the rise of RAID, because just having two disk drives is both cheaper and faster than fussing around with fancy mechanical designs.  And more reliable too.

    And now if you need high performance you would always go for SSDs rather than struggling with large RAID arrays, so it's double pointless.

    They're doing it anyway.




Anime of the day is Hololive.

Well, specifically here Hololive Alternative, since Hololive itself is a virtual idol group COUGH* and not an anime series.  Hololive Alternative isn't an anime series either; at least not yet.  It's a media production and the first release will be a manga covering the adventures of pirate captain Marine.

However, if and when Hololive does announce an anime version, the inquest will find that they died by suffocation from the weight of all the money thrown at them.  The smallest of Hololive's more than forty channels has 300,000 subscribers.


* I just watch it for the Minecraft streams, honest.  Counting collab streams just once - even when they include the entirety of Gen 0 - they've played 17 hours of Minecraft already today.


Tech News



Handicapper General Public Service Announcement of the Day



All of Nvidia's upcoming video cards will have Ethereum mining artificially limited.  They did this already with the RTX 3060 but then accidentally released a debug driver that delimited the card, something that is highly likely to happen again.

Meanwhile the crypto market is down mostly because of efforts by totalitarian governments to restrict the free exchange of goods and services....  Which was the primary driver for the crypto bubble in the first place.  I'm not making any prediction except that video cards will remain hard to get for another year, at a minimum.


If It's Rocking Don't Bother Stopping Anime Music Video of the Day



This reminds me of a bunch of 90s anime series worth mentioning.  It also has a clip from the original Final Fantasy X, which really did look that good....  Except that part was pre-rendered.



Elvis vs. Photoshop Anime Music Video of the Day



Another classic from the early-ish AMV scene - it's so old it features a pre-rendered clip from Final Fantasy VIII.  Every frame of this video was composited individually in Photoshop, because there was no better tool available to hobbyists back then.  Go back much further and everything was done with a stopwatch and a 1 inch editing deck.  Or film and a sharp pair of scissors.

Though the days of film are actually something of a blessing.  Anime and TV shows old enough to have been shot on film have received some amazing Blu-Ray releases recently.  Check out some of the early Columbo episodes if you have a chance.


Disclaimer: Oh, just one more thing...

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Friday, May 21

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Daily News Stuff 21 May 2021

Omens And Portents Edition


In Memoriam

  • Kentaro Miura, creator of the massively popular manga series Berserk, passed away earlier this month from an acute aortic dissection.  He was only 54.

    Berserk has sold over fifty million copies and is well known for its fantastically detailed artwork - at least in recent volumes - and its long delays between volumes.  It looks like the conclusion to the series has now gone to the great TBA in the sky.

    I haven't watched the Berserk anime - and the most recent series was roundly panned - but if you don't mind scenes of graphic graphicness and are willing to put in a couple of volumes while the illustrator's art evolves, I can highly recommend the manga.

    It sure as hell ain't for kids though.

Top Story

  • HP's Omen 16 and 17 have the Four Essential Keys.  (WCCFTech)

    In fact, they have the ten essential keys - the entire cursor area you'd find on a full desktop keyboard is present exactly as it should be.

    They also have eight-core CPUs from Intel or AMD, up to 64GB of RAM - user upgradeable - and 1TB of NVMe SSD - probably also user upgradeable, and a 2560x1440 165Hz display with 100% sRGB colour.

    The 16" model has AMD or Intel CPUs and Radeon 6000 family or Nvidia graphics up to the RTX 3070; the 17" model is Intel only with Nvidia graphics up to the RTX 3080.

    I/O includes one USB-C (Thunderbolt on Intel models), three USB-A, mini DisplayPort, HDMI, a full size SD card slot, a combo audio jack, and wired Ethernet.

    They don't specify dimensions or weight but this is a serious laptop for serious laps, not some disposable bit of thin-and-light frippery.

    All models ship next month with prices starting at $1050.




Anime of the day is Princess Tutu from 2002, the greatest story ever told about a duck saving the world through the power of ballet.



Tech News

Gratuitous Taylor Swift Anime Music Video of the Day




Gratuitous Bruno Mars Anime Music Video of the Day



Technically RWBY is a western animated series and not anime, but let it slide.


Disclaimer: SHUBA!

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Thursday, May 20

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Daily News Stuff 20 May 2021

Quis Cancellare Ipsos Fuckbiscuits Edition

Top Story

  • They addressed the email to "Quis".



    I said I would hang around Twitter and poke the bear until they kicked me out, so I shouldn't be surprised if the bear occasionally takes a swipe at me, particularly when the bear is a terrorist-sympathising communist with a room-temperature IQ.

    Did I break the rules?  Obviously not.  But that doesn't matter; it's a seven-day suspension and their appeals process takes more than seven days and results in an automatic rejection anyway.  Been there.  Done that.

    To be accused is to be tried, convicted, and punished....  Punished by having a week off from patrolling the sewers of Plague City.

    Oh no.


Speaking of patrolling the sewers of Plague City, anime of the day is Black Lagoon from 2006.

It's great.



Tech News

Disclaimer: BAN ALL THE THINGS!

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Twitter Also In The Apiary Also With A Lead Pipe

Looks like I'm on double secret probation.

Again.

http://ai.mee.nu/images/Locked200s.png

Siding with terrorists: Absolutely fine.

Criticising people for siding with terrorists: 7 day suspension.

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Google In The Apiary With A Lead Pipe

The server was getting overloaded with crappy requests again, but I couldn't see any difference between the crappy requests overloading the server and the usual crappy requests that only take about 50 milliseconds and cause no problems at all.

Except that we were also getting indexed by Google and the Google bot was tracking links to RSS feeds in places where RSS feeds don't really belong but the server will do its best to fulfil anyway.

So I blocked a couple of those.  Not all of them, just a couple.

And the problem was resolved.

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