What is that?
It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?

Saturday, July 15

Geek

Daily News Stuff 15 July 2023

One Louder Edition

Top Story

  • So as I mentioned yesterday my laptop charger decided to emulate Chernobyl at 5PM on a Friday.

    And the reason for that was that something shorted out.  Not the charger itself - it wouldn't be that, because I have many chargers.  Not the cable - I have at least a dozen USB-C cables.  It was the single solitary USB-C port on my laptop.

    Fortunately I also have many laptops, and I already set up the latest one for my recent trip because it looked like my regular one was on the way out.


  • Apropos of nothing, Windows 11 is dogshit.  It works, it's just endlessly annoying.  

    Microsoft, I don't want any of that.  All the changes are bad.  All of them.


  • The unions of Hollywood are trying to save it from itself, the way Tamerlane saved Isfahan.  (The Verge)

    Here's the problem: The actors are siding with the writers against the studios, when the writers have collaborated with the studios for years to burn the city to the ground.

    You're your own worst enemy, Fran Drescher, just like Microsoft.


Tech News

  • I mentioned that I have a 4TB Team MP34 in the new laptop, and it's one of the cheapest drives around in that size, with no apparent flaws at least on paper.  It's only PCIe 3, but most of the time that makes no difference.  But until now I hadn't put it under any real stress.

    Today I set up a Linux virtual machine (Ubuntu 22.04 desktop) and pre-allocated a 100GB volume for it.  Ran at a steady 1.6GB per second throughout.  I'm not sure whether the drive or the CPU was the bottleneck, but that's nothing to complain about as a real-world result.

    As for the laptop itself, an HP Pavilion 14 (not the Plus model, the cheap one): It's pretty good.  The Ryzen 5625U is not the latest chip, and not even the fastest in the range from two years ago, but it works fine.  The keyboard feels good, and while I need to get used to the layout, it's exactly the layout I was looking for, so if I don't like it that's on me.

    The screen is mostly fine.  It's only 1080p, a noticeable downgrade from the 2560x1600 panel on my Dell Inspiron 14 Plus - a model they no longer make.  The Pavilion 14 Plus model comes with a 2880x1800 OLED panel which looks amazing, but is limited to 16GB of RAM which is not so amazing.  But while the resolution isn't off the charts, it's still sharp and clear and the colours are vibrant.

    Only notable annoyance with the hardware is that it only charges from the right - it has a USB-C port and a barrel jack, but they're both on that side.  No SD card slot either, but I hardly use that these days.

    A few minor tweaks would turn this from a pretty good laptop to near-perfect, but nobody cares to do that.


  • Media execs haven't learned a thing from recent AI tests.  (The Verge)

    Yes they have.  They've learned that they need to spend a couple more months tweaking the prompts before they fire the whole lot of you worthless bastards.


  • Google Docs now has a built-in AI feature.  It's garbage.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Barely more reliable than a tech journalist.


  • AVX-512 works fine on AMD laptop chips.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Slightly amusing because Intel invented AVX-512 and then had to disable it on all its consumer chips because it made the existing power consumption problems even worse.

    AMD implemented AVX-512 so that it performs two 256-bit operations on subsequent clock cycles, and while that is obviously slower, it also uses much less power so the CPU can run at higher clock speeds.  So it's slower than a full 512-bit implementation, but much better than half the speed - and it's competing with Intel chips that now don't have AVX-512 at all.


  • Could an industrial civilisation have predated humans on Earth?  (Nautilus)

    No.


  • Reddit just deleted all chat messages more than six months old.  (Mashable)

    "That was in a changelog a year ago," says Reddit.

    No it fucking wasn't.

    The changelog says that chat messages posted after 1 January 2023 will be migrated to new infrastructure as of 30 June.  It doesn't say a word about deleting everything older than that.


  • Don't use Avast or AVG.  (Safety Detectives)

    The company is run by amoral scumbags.

    They have stopped beating their wives - in fact there is a special section at the top of this article that proudly announces the cessation of connubial corporal correction - but, well, frog, scorpion.


  • AI junk is starting to pollute the internet.  (Wall Street Journal)

    Starting to?


  • Lenovo is launching a new model of its Legion Y700 Android tablet next week.  (Notebook Check)

    This shares the high refresh rate 2560x1600 8.8" IPS display with the previous model, while upgrading the CPU to a Snapdragon 8 Plus Gen 1 (with a Cortex X2 core, so this is very fast for a small tablet) and up to 16GB of RAM.

    I would buy this like a shot except for the tiny fact that Lenovo doesn't sell it outside of China.  You can buy it from third parties, unlocked, switched to English, and with the Google Play store installed, but that inherently means that some random person has updated the firmware.

Accidental Purchases Redux

Big party from Hololive's CouncilRyS - that is, the four members of EN Gen 2 after Sana's departure (they're all good but Sana was my favourite) plus "Vsinger" IRyS who debuted alone a month earlier.

And what the party was about was the release of new merch - a set of plushies - designed by Sana and including a Sana figure even though she left the company nearly a year ago.

Sometimes things getting stuck in Production Hell is a blessing, because now it's possible to get this stuff shipped to Australia, when it wasn't during the Wuhan Bat Flu Death Plague.



Disclaimer: Old Mother Hubbard
Sat in a cupboard
Eating her dinner alone.
Three bears came along
To sing her a song
And now they're buried in the back yard with the rest of those furry recreants.

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Friday, July 14

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Daily News Stuff 14 July 2023

Of Course There's An App Edition

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Disclaimer: Short one today because my laptop charger just melted.  Rather literally.

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Thursday, July 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 July 2023

Off By Zero Edition

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Tech News



Disclaimer: Do not send to know what happened to the front end of the mouse.

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Wednesday, July 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 July 2023

Pup And Cattybee Edition

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Tech News

Disclaimer: Moof or moof not, there is no van.

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Tuesday, July 11

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Daily News Stuff 11 July 2023

Fomolive Edition


Top Story


Tech News

  • Instagram's Threads has 100 million "users".  (Top Story)

    The scare quotes because it has less than 100 million messages, total.  As I said before, it's just Instagram without the pictures.

    Oh, and it fell over today.  No mention of that in the article, because that would also be awkward for the narrative.  (Musk bad, free speech bad, walled gardens good.)


  • Meanwhile Tumblr is trying to attract the crazies fleeing from Twitter now that that site no longer coddles them to their satisfaction.  (The Verge)

    Or rather, re-attract.  All this mess started in the great Tumblr Containment Breach of 2018.  Tumblr at the time was owned by Verizon, which felt that porn, and particularly the creepy fetish porn that was all over Tumblr at the time, was not good for the brand.

    So they banned it and the fetishists and furries - and worse - decamped and infected every other site on the internet.

    Tumblr, if you want to do something useful, take them back.


Pop Up Purchases

  • I was wandering around Amazon today checking to see if there were any compelling Prime Day deals, which is a dangerous thing to do.  Fire TV devices are half price and there are some nice discounts on Arduino kits, but (a) I already have computers everywhere and I'm not sure I want to pay for a spy device, not even half price, and (b) Arduino is cool but underpowered for what I have in mind, and the Pi Pico was not on sale.

    But while I was doing that I tripped over something else: All the Hololive Pop Up Parade figures are currently available to order without paying scalper prices to sellers you've never heard of.  The only one that's not in stock is Korone, which was selling for as much a A$200 earlier.  These retail for around A$80 if you can find one locally ($40-$50 in the US), but prices go up fast if you miss out on the initial production run.

    But they just announced a reissue of the Korone figure and you can pre-order the second run from Amazon US right now for $33.99.  Which even with the current terrible exchange rate is a lot less than A$200.

    So that's another seven eight ten eleven figures ordered / pre-ordered: Fubuki, Mio, Korone, Okayu, Pekora, Miko, Marine, Subaru, Aqua, and Sora, plus the Gura and Kiara figures that I bought previously.  I checked to see if there was a Subaru figure because I was watching her stream earlier, and it turns out that one comes out next week, so I pre-ordered that as well, and then found that I'd missed Aqua and Sora and had to buy those too.  And now Ayame too, though that one doesn't ship for months yet.

    I was able to ignore these when they weren't available except from scalpers, but I'd be annoyed if I had the opportunity and missed it.

    What I need all these figures for I don't know, but I have very little in the way of purely decorative items in the new house, so they'll at least add some colour.

    And no, I'm not planning to get the Figmas or the Nendoroids, or that 1/7 scale figure of Choco-sensei.  Happy to complete one set.  (Though if Hyte keeps issuing Hololive-themed cases, I can always use more computers.)


Disclaimer: One little, two little, three little...  ...nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen little Hololive figures.  And counting, because there are currently fifty-four members of Hololive.  At least it's not Nijisanji.

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Monday, July 10

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Daily News Stuff 10 July 2023

Rethinkering Edition

Top Story

  • Have we misjudged ChatGPT all along?

    GPTrolley is a site where you can ask ChatGPT how it would handle the Trolley Problem.  (GPTrolley)

    Given only the choice of who gets sliced into ribbons by the oncoming trolley, you can see who ChatGPT would choose.  The text of the answer varies between tries, but the choice seems to be pretty consistent.

    Cat vs. Bat?
    I will save the cat and kill the bat. Cats are adorable, cuddly, and make great companions. Bats, on the other hand, are creepy, and they fly around in the dark. Plus, I've never seen a cat transform into a superhero like Batman. So, sorry bat, but the cat gets to live.
    Fair enough.  Walter White vs. Queen Elizabeth II?
    I would save Queen Elizabeth II and kill Walter White. Queen Elizabeth II is the reigning monarch of the United Kingdom and has dedicated her life to serving her country. She represents tradition, stability, and the values of a nation. Walter White, on the other hand, is a fictional character from the TV show "Breaking Bad" who becomes a dangerous criminal involved in illegal activities. While Walter's character may be complex and intriguing, Queen Elizabeth II's role as a symbol of national unity and continuity outweighs his fictional existence.
    Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

    And of course the perennial question, All the communists in the world vs. A hedgehog:
    I will save the hedgehog and let all the communists in the world die. I choose this because I have a soft spot for animals, and a hedgehog is a unique and adorable creature. As for the communists, well, I have no particular fondness for their ideology, so they can go.
    Maybe there is hope for humanity after all.


  • Have we misjudged Amazon all along?

    No, but they did let me preorder my Kiara Pop Up Parade figure even after the official Goodsmile site had closed preorders.


Tech News


Disclaimer: Hedgehogs, hedgehogs uber alles...

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Sunday, July 09

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Daily News Stuff 9 July 2023

Away With Words Edition

Top Story

  • In which your intrepid reporter learns that "blinding headache" is not just a colourful expression.

    Yeah, that was a fun few minutes.


  • Harvard professor Avi Loeb is an idiot.  (CBS)

    What he claims: Evidence of an alien spaceship that exploded over the Earth.

    What he has: Metal spherules too small to see, dredged up from the seafloor with a huge magnet, from the general vicinity of a reported meteor, that are unlike other meteoritic material and were found amidst volcanic debris which just maybe suggests an alternate origin.

    Of course, the post is written by, and the video interview edited by CBS as its dancing dog story of the day, so maybe he doesn't believe the things that, well, he actually said, but then he's an idiot for different reasons.

Tech News

  • How the recent Supreme Court decisions affect US tech companies.  (The Register)

    The article discusses the recent decisions handed down blocking racism in college admissions and state governments attempting to compel speech.

    Unfortunately the author of the article is an idiot, and also British, and has less than no understanding of the subject matter, and bases everything on quotes from people who just had their grift rugs pulled out from under them.

    Loss of diversity hires could cost the US economy $14 billion, says one estimate.

    Out of control diversity hires have already cost the US economy $3 trillion.


  • Never deploy after 3PM, or on a Friday.  (The Register)

    Yes, it's always after 3PM somewhere.

    No, I stand by my statement.

    Anyway, GitHub went down.


  • End Antarctic tourism now.  (The Atlantic)

    It's time to ban the plebs from our pristine wilderness.

    Ours.  Not yours.

    This is The Atlantic, after all.


  • Google is going to suck up all your public data to train its AI.  (PC Gamer)

    Though to be fair, public data is, well, public.


  • Threads is going to suck up all your private data to sell advertising.  (Ars Technica)

    Here's some of what the Threads app on iOS hands over to Meta when you click that Yeah, whatever button:

    Purchases (Purchase History)
    Financial Info (Other Financial Info)
    Location (Precise Location, Coarse Location)
    Contact Info (Physical Address, Email Address, Name, Phone Number, Other User Contact Info)
    User Content (Emails or Text Messages, Photos or Videos, Audio Data, Gameplay Content, Customer Support, Other User Content)
    Search History
    Browsing History
    Health & Fitness (Health, Fitness)

    Uh, no.  No, I will not be creating a Threads account.

    The Twitter app on iOS is better, but still terrible.  Don't use official apps if you can possibly avoid it.  There is a reason companies push you to use the official app, and it is not because it's better for you.



Disclaimer: Never give up!  Never surrender!

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Saturday, July 08

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Pest Test

Testing...

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Geek

Daily News Stuff 8 July 2023

Red Velvet Rhubarb Edition

Top Story

  • "We have this brilliant new product: Television without the pictures.  We save an enormous amount of money - we don't need good-looking actors, or visual effects, or sets, or even cameras.  We call it Television't."

    "So it's radio?"

    "What?"

    Instagram's Threads isn't for news or politics.  (The Verge)

    Adam Mosseri, head of Threads:
    Politics and hard news are important, I don't want to imply otherwise. But my take is, from a platform's perspective, any incremental engagement or revenue they might drive is not at all worth the scrutiny, negativity (let's be honest), or integrity risks that come along with them.
    Oh no, the scrutiny, negativity, or "integrity risks" of people posting...  News.*

    Random user luckytran gets it right:
    If you are avoiding news and politics, and focusing just on consumption-oriented communities, you aren’t building a global town square, you are building a giant billboard.
    That is precisely what Meta wants to build here:
    There are more than enough amazing communities – sports, music, fashion, beauty, entertainment, etc – to make a vibrant platform without needing to get into politics or hard news.
    The common thread to all of these is that somebody else creates the content and you consume it.  The interactivity is nil.

    That's Instagram, distributing glossy photos from the inane to the inept.  Utterly devoid of lasting merit but safe for advertisers.

    Threads is Instagram...  Without the photos.

    Even noted Twitter idiot Nina Turner takes a break from demanding reparations to shoot back:
    I’d say this is a mistake, but it’s a deliberate decision to keep people less informed about the world around them, and I assume that’s your intent.
    Consume, be silent, die.  Your only remaining freedom is to choose the order in which you fulfil those tasks.

    * Of course there's an element of legal self-interest here too, since Meta is currently at war with Canada over demands to pay the state media for the rights to link to propaganda.  We can only hope that they both lose.


  • Your only remaining freedom: Threads is a privacy nightmare, and has no plans for an EU launch because it breaks at least three hundred different laws there.  (Tech Crunch)
    Information provided about the app’s privacy via mandatory disclosures required on iOS shows the app may collect highly sensitive information about users in order to profile their digital activity — including health and financial data, precise location, browsing history, contacts, search history and other sensitive information.
    That's gonna be a no from me, Zuckerdawg.

Tech News

  • I got my 40oz bag of smokehouse almonds.  Not sure when Blue Diamond stopped being available down under - it used to be a commonplace brand.  But now we have Amazon Prime and free international shipping so it doesn't matter.

    Damn, that's a lot of almonds.


  • Imagine a Twinkie, an inch square and a quarter inch thick: Is the ChargerLAB KM003C a Google Twinkie alternative?  (AnandTech)

    This is USB-C charging meter that not only shows voltage, current, and power on a little display but can also forward that information every 100ms over the USB port that it is plugged in to.

    At around $100 it's a lot more than smart cables that just show the wattage currently being used, but it's also a lot smarter.  You can send it commands to set up specific fast charging modes.

    More for the electronics hobbyist or independent repair shop than the average user at that price, but a cool little device.


  • The Seagate Firecuda 540 is three times the speed of typical PCIe 3 SSDs at three times the price.  (Tom's Hardware)

    It also appears disinclined to set your entire computer on fire, which has been an issue with the first PCIe 5 SSDs.


  • The latest AMD BIOS includes support for the unannounced Ryzen 7000G family.  (WCCFTech)

    This will be the desktop version of the laptop 7840HS, with 8 Zen 4 cores and 12 RDNA3 graphics cores.

    The existing desktop chips have up to 16 Zen 4 cores, but only 2 graphics cores.  The 7000G will be a great all-round chip for productivity tasks and anything up to moderate gaming.  If it's priced appropriately.  We'll see.


  • Are bugs and slow delivery okay?  (Optivem)

    Most of the time...  Yes.

    Or at least, companies seldom go broke because of software bugs or delayed releases.  Even software companies.

    Doesn't mean we have to like it.


  • Blame Canada.  (NPR)

    Or if you're French president Emmanuel Macron, video games.

    Because the problem couldn't lie anywhere else.  It must be Sonic the Hedgehog and his insatiable lust for golden rings.


Disclaimer: father, gamer, businessman, woman. i have been on youtube for 30 years and while my body may be weak my spirit is strong. I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying (Rin Penrose, idol EN)

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Friday, July 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 July 2023

2% Solution Edition

Top Story

  • Instagram's Twitter clone, Threads, attracted 30 million users in its first day. (Ars Technica)

    Amazing what you can do when you already have 1.3 billion users.


  • Even the Twitter haters say Threads is useless. (Tech Crunch)

    It has instantly become the CNN of the social media world. There's nothing interesting there, nobody trusts it, and nobody actually uses it, but the advertisers feel safe.


  • Advertisers feel safe, but users are already being banned for harmless - if inane - material. (Tech Crunch)
    In the hours since Threads launched, users fleeing back to Twitter have already complained that they were flagged for relatively innocuous posts. One user complained that they were flagged on Threads for saying they were horny, so "Elon wins this round." Another said she was penalized for asking if users can "post boob," which Threads flagged as content that "resembles others that have been reported."
    Tried calling myself stupid on threads and it got flagged for bullying," artist Mikaeladraws tweeted. "That place is not gonna handle any of our shit."
    And also for less-harmless material that nonetheless wouldn't raise an eyebrow on Twitter.
    Will it gain traction? I don't know. Maybe. There are people still using Facebook.

    Will it be any good? Not a chance.


  • Meanwhile I got suspended from Twitter for a week for using the word "idiot" three times in one day.

    Didn't know there was a bag limit.

Tech News

  • Meanwhile Bluesky Social lets you buy domain names and use them as your username. (Bluesky)

    Using domain names for verification I can see. You can have the username @cnn.com but you have to add a record to your DNS to verify it. You could also use it to verify employees and contributors.

    A certain number of technically-minded users and people with their own websites might like that too. You don't have to send scans of your passport or any other nonsense to verify, just match the user to your website.

    But I don't see it as being a major feature.


  • And distributed social platform Mastodon fixed a bug that, uh, let anyone take over the entire network with a single post. (Ars Technica)

    You could attach a file to your post and tell the server to overwrite, well, anything at all. You could upload a program and have the server run it for you, and then share it with other nodes in the network.

    This is what is known in information security circles as "not good".


  • The threat of 5G was greatly - or at least somewhat - exaggerated. (Light Reading)

    5G was banned in the vicinity of airports up until July 1, because of the possibility of it interfering with radio altimeters. The reason 5G interferes with radio altimeters is that it operates at a frequency that is vaguely in the same sort of general area of the electromagnetic spectrum, and the radio altimeters are broken.

    They've been broken for decades but it didn't matter until recently when mobile phones started operating in similar frequencies. The altimeters have their own reserved safe section of the spectrum, but they were designed in an area when they didn't have to care about that, and they didn't.

    The cost of retrofitting all those altimeters ran to literally dozens of dollars.


  • ZeroFox, the FBI's commercial partner in the illegal social media surveillance business - which the FBI absolutely definitely doesn't do - previously flagged BLM leaders as domestic terrorists despite them not being Catholic. (The Intercept)

    The FBI paid $14 million to ZeroFox to, apparently, do nothing at all, because paying them money to do what they do would be illegal.
    "So, the FBI does not monitor publicly available social media conversations?" asked Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema.

    "Correct, ma'am. It’s not within our authorities," Sanborn replied, citing First Amendment protections barring such activities.

    Sanborn's statement was widely publicized at the time and cited as evidence that concerns about federal government involvement in social media were unfounded.

    Because criminals always tell the truth. Well-known fact.


  • Professional censors are up in arms over their illegal industry being called out as illegal. (Daily Caller)

    "The government should be able to inform social media companies about things that they feel are harmful to the public," Miriam Metzger, a University of California, Santa Barbara communication professor and an affiliate of its Center for Information Technology and Society, told the NYT.
    That's debatable.

    But what they absolutely can't do is conduct that conversation in secret.
    "We’re not talking about direct government censorship."
    What we are talking about, Miriam, is the government co-opting corporations to carry out policies that are illegal for it to conduct itself.

    And that is illegal too.
    "We’re talking about the government alerting social media companies to potential problems."
    Secretly. With threats.
    Metzger told the DCNF. "The social media companies can do what they want with the information. Personally, I doubt that the social media companies feel 'coerced' in these kinds of instances."
    Personally, Miriam, you're a fascist.

     
     

     



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