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Sunday, February 07

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Daily News Stuff 7 February 2021

Making Chicken Pancakes Edition

Tech News

  • I have only one source of gluten-free chicken nuggets, they're not particularly cheap, and they're out of stock half the time.

    But I now have a little oven that can cook basically anything and be wiped clean with a handful of paper towels no matter how messy the recipe.  So time to experiment.

    I've ordered a big batch of chicken fillets and gluten-free marinades, flour, breadcrumbs, and pancake mix to try out in various combinations.  Plus some vegetables so I can just do a mini roast dinner.  Won't go hungry this week.


  • Speaking of PCIe 5.0 Silicon Motion expects to be shipping PCIe 5.0 SSD controllers in the second half of 2022.  (Tom's Hardware)

    No technical details yet, but the first PCIe 4.0 controllers could "only" reach 5GB per second so we might see something similar again.


  • Reverse-engineering a one-bit processor.  (Righto)

    This is not even a bit-slice CPU, it is literally a one-bit architecture.


  • You apparently can stop the Signal.  (Bleeping Computer)

    Iran banned Signal.

    Signal suggested users use SSL proxies and provided sample code.

    Security researchers posted information about security issues with this approach to GitHub.

    Signal said please don't use GitHub for this, post the details to our support forums.

    The researchers posted the information to Signal's support forums.

    Signal banned them.


  • Apps in Apple's App Store lie.  (MSN)

    They may say they store no private information, but they do.

    When questioned, Apple said - and I quote - "Whatever."

    Oh, and that article sets 87 cookies even with AdBlock Plus enabled.  Literally.  I counted them.


  • AlmaLinux is a fork of CentOS - specifically CentOS 8.  (AlmaLinux)

    Sponsored by CloudLinux, which is a commercial fork of RHEL.  It's out in beta right now.


  • The internet is full of crazy people.  (New York Times)

    And not all of them work for the New York Times.


  • Though many do.

    They explicitly fired someone for discussing racist language.  Outside of work.  On the other side of the planet.


Twitter Sets Itself On Fire Over Puppets Video of the Day


As I say every day, any country that doesn't ban Twitter is out of its mind.


Disclaimer: All tits and curses, all the time.

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Saturday, February 06

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Daily News Stuff 6 February 2021

Not Complete Idiots Edition

Tech News

  • Myanmar's new military dictatorship has taken the very sensible step of banning Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  (Tech Crunch)

    Any country that doesn't do this is out of its damn mind.


  • Intel has fired back against Apple's new M1 Arm processor with...  Benchmarks.  (Tom's Hardware)

    The benchmarks showing the M1 far in the lead are selective, but so are the benchmarks here showing the reverse.  Both the M1 and Intel's 11th gen are competent designs, but both are currently limited to four full cores (the M1 also contains four slower cores) and get kerb-stomped by AMD on multithreaded tasks.


  • Fujitsu is working towards 1PB tape cartridges.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Now we just need a station wagon that can move like an SR-71.


  • The mortality of software.  (Six Colors)

    The problem with this argument is that software is inherently immortal.  When it is "killed" it means that people stop using it because of secondary factors.  That doesn't mean those factors are invalid - if your accounting software is no longer being updated and doesn't meet statutory reporting requirements, you need to find something new.

    The apatosaurus in the room is that Apple routinely breaks software compatibility.  In major ways, such as switching CPU architectures or dropping 32-bit support, and in minor ways with every point release.


Hololive Trivia Corner

Haachama is at 970,000 subscribers, Coco at 974,000, and Amelia at 984,000.  They're set to all join the 1 Million Club in the space of a week, which is likely why Haachama has been doing her weird performance art stuff - she was a bit further behind but has been rapidly catching up.

Plus the official Hololive channel - where they air the weird Hololive Graffiti 3D clips - is at 976,000 and will tick over at about the same time.


Meanwhile in Canada Video of the Day



YouTube felt it necessary to add its own Covid links to a video of a Canadian lawyer discussing Canadian legal decisions.  While walking his dogs, which is one of the few permitted reasons for being out at night in Quebec.  And Frei being Frei that in itself is legal debate because the older dog is disabled and can't walk.


Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day



In one of these ads the actress pretending to play the drums is doing a much better job of it than you'd expect from a mid-budget TV spot, and...  Oh.


That would explain it.


Disclaimer: Mousu mousu persocom mousu...

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Friday, February 05

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Daily News Stuff 5 February 2021

World's First Edition

Tech News

Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day



Haachama Chaos Video of the Day



I wondered about this - she's been doing these performance art pieces recently, with video edits and sound effects and fake ad inserts and graphics overlays, timed neatly to exactly an hour, and I assumed they were pre-recorded.

But she's responding to superchats.


Disclaimer: Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

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Thursday, February 04

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Daily News Stuff 4 February 2021

When Life Gives You Lemonade Edition

Tech News

Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day




Disclaimer: I will not download the app.  I will not eat bugs.  I will not live in a pod.

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Wednesday, February 03

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Daily News Stuff 3 February 2021

Dark No Light Edition

Tech News


Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day



Shrieky Zombie Video of the Day


She's moderated the crazy* aspect of her character and found her niche as a zombie genki girl with no understanding of personal space.  Fair warning, she still hits 110dB at 9kHz when she gets blown up by a creeper.

* She's named Kureiji Ollie.  They know exactly what they are doing.



Disclaimer: I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free.

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Tuesday, February 02

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Daily News Stuff 2 February 2021

Locked Down And On Fire Edition

Tech News

  • Perth is having a bad week.  (Phys.org)

    Having to evacuate from a bushfire during a WBSDP lockdown can't be fun.  Here in Sydney the fires had the decency to stop right when the plague kicked in, and it's been soggy here ever since with the switch to a La Nina cycle.

    I went out to the shops this evening for the first time in a few weeks, having managed to essentially avoid the entire lockdown.


  • Epyc Milan specs and prices have leaked.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Though these are Dell's prices, not AMD's, so the small price increases may or may not reflect the MSRP.


  • Alder Lake-P is on its way with 14 cores and 20 threads unless it's not.  (WCCFTech)

    That weird config is six big cores and eight little cores; the six big core are hyperthreaded, while the little ones are not.


  • Scaleway has MacMini M&Ms.  (Hacker News)

    Or something like that.  At 1/8th the price of Amazon.  People in the thread don't seem to be overly fond of Scaleway as a hosting provider though.

    The price of $85 per month would have you paying for the basic Mac Mini M1 every eight months, which is about average for new hardware at a pay-by-the-month provider.

    Also, Apples home page punches you right in the face with their virtue signalling.


  • Want to build a little custom router thingy?  The ODROID-H2+ may be what you need.  (Serve the Home)

    For $119 it comes with an Atom-based Celeron J4115, dual 2.5GbE ports, one M.2 slot, two SO-DIMM slots supporting 8GB officially and 32GB in reality, HDMI, DisplayPort, two USB 3, two USB 2, three audio jacks, and two SATA ports.

    The optional $47 H2 Net Card option adds four more 2.5GbE ports and makes it into a pretty solid little home network appliance.

    Seems to lack WiFi though.


No Yubi For You Video of the Day


Korone: No.


The K-On / Non Non Biyori / Hololive Crossover We Didn't Know We Needed Video of the Day


Which reminds me that I still haven't watched a stream of two thirds of the Hololive girls, after seven or eight months down the rabbit hole.


Update to the Revision to the Correction Video of the Day


Robinhood lied, their IPO dreams died.


Disclaimer: I will not eat bugs.  I will not live in a pod.

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Monday, February 01

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Daily News Stuff 1 February 2021

Time Travelling AI Edition

Tech News

  • The Amazon Telescreen is now available in a choice of colours.  (The Verge)

    Those colours being grey.

    Oh, and it shares your video with 2000 police and fire departments.  Did we forget to mention that part?


  • For any X, build your own X.  (GitHub)

    Disclaimer: Does not actually contain instructions to build your own X, though it does contain instructions to build your own X window manager.


  • Why does my PC consistently find all its memory only when I reboot twice?  Why am I complaining that it seems insufficiently arbitrary?


  • Lint-picking the MIT license.  (KE Mitchell)

    A very close examination of a very short license.  There's nothing really wrong with the license, but if you're planning to use it on a project it wouldn't hurt to read this.


  • The NoxPlayer Android emulator update server was delivering malware for months.  (ZDNet)

    Apparently in a targeted attack, which is why it wasn't spotted sooner.


  • Crystal 0.36 is out.  (Crystal Lang)

    The plan was that the next release after 0.35 would be 1.0, but there were a lot of minor updates to be committed and tested so they've decided on one more point release first.

    Slightly scary is that they changed the associativity of the exponentiation operator - to be fair, they got it wrong and it needed to be fixed - but this only matters if you're chaining exponentiations and you're probably not.  If you are, use Julia.


  • Statler.  His name is Statler.



AI Text Adventure Video of the Day



As usual with modern AI, this is simultaneously impressive and, well, not impressive at all.  AI Dungeon is a GPT-powered text adventure in the classic style, by which I mean it doesn't always make a lot of sense.

But when it does - for example when Amelia tells it she uses time travel to go back one minute and the AI is able to play along - it earned a surprised Pikachu face from me at least.  I wasn't expecting that one to work.


Disclaimer: To be fair, I don't expect anything to work.

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Sunday, January 31

Geek

Daily News Stuff 31 January 2021

It's A Problem Problem Edition

Tech News

  • The Asus Pro WS WRX80E-SAGE SE WiFi does have a chipset fan after all.  (AnandTech)

    I couldn't spot it under the 1.5kg heatsink.

    This is not a review since they don't yet have a Threadripper Pro processor to go along with the Threadripper Pro motherboard, but they do have their hands on the board.


  • A look at the Intel DG1.  (Igor's Lab)

    TL;DR: It doesn't work.  This is purely an OEM part; it doesn't even have firmware on the board.  Without a custom BIOS it's a paperweight.


  • A not-insane technology stack.  (Simplecto)

    Docker, Traefik (I use Caddy but Traefik looks good too), PostgreSQL, Django, and Intercooler / HTMX on the client.

    HTMX actually looks pretty nice.  It's just 9k of code and lets you make any HTML object server-interactive with just an added attribute.  No need to build your entire app around any given framework; if you have one field that needs this, apply it to that one field.


  • Microsoft has a new idea: A Turing-complete programming language.  (Visual Studio Magazine)

    Specifically, though, the formula language for Excel is now Turing-complete.  Slashdot (not being what it once was) reported this as Excel itself being Turing-complete, which has been the case for...  Ever, I think.



Revised and Updated Video of the Day


Basically, the story is that Robinhood prevented its users from buying GameStop shares because they didn't have enough cash on hand for collateral at their clearing house after said clearing house increased the collateral requirements from 3% to 100%.  But they couldn't say they didn't have enough cash on hand because then people would assume they were undercapitalised...  Which they are.  So they lied.


Disclaimer: For every problem there is an equal and opposite public relations screwup.

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Saturday, January 30

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Daily News Stuff 30 January 2021

That's Not Even A Word Edition

Tech News

  • How GitHub made its new home page fast and performant.  (GitHub)

    As opposed to what?  Slow and performant?  Fast and inperformant?  Slimewise and frogly?

    Also, GitHub has a home page?


  • 11 million IOPS with a Threadripper Pro and consumer SSDs.  (Tanel Poder)

    This is just a low-end model - 16 cores - but all Threadripper Pro models support 128 lanes of PCIe 4.0 so you can attach dozens of NVMe drives if you want to.  In this case, just ten Samsung 980 Pro M.2 drives.


  • A USB-C to U.2 converter?  Sure, why not?  (Serve the Home)

    Really this is the same chip as found in (now) common USB to M.2 adapters, just with a different connector, and optional 12V DC power since some U.2 drives can be pretty demanding.


  • Eat your bugs, live in your pods, buy iPhones, says Apple CEO and noted child slavery aficionado Tim Cook.  (ZDNet)

    With all due respect, Tim, get fucked you vapid, fascist sack of crap.


  • What's next for Microsoft Edge?  (Microsoft Edge Insider)

    Squash and quinoa, apparently.  Yech.

    Kidding aside, a good list of planned features and their expected release dates in the only browser from a major vendor that hasn't utterly disgraced itself.


  • Reddit saved AMC theaters.  (Polygon)

    Equity firm Silver Lake - no angels - held $600 million in debt owed by AMC.  This week they converted that into shares, wiping out the debt, making AMC viable again as the Wuhan Bat Soup Death Flu vaccines roll out, and making a small profit for themselves.


  • One share only.  (CNBC)

    True to their word, Robinhood is allowing customers to buy shares in GameStop.

    Well, not shares, exactly.

    Share.


  • Meanwhile the SEC is looking at brokerages and market makers in this mess, and not just /u/Bumfluff4545.  (NPR)

    Which means that nothing is going to happen, because nothing ever does.  Unless Robinhood has information that would lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton....  Or has been otherwise deemed an acceptable casualty.


  • SQLite inserts running slow?  Why not try
    PRAGMA journal_mode = WAL

    It beats putting everything in a RAM disk.  In a quick benchmark it ran over 3x faster in terms of both real and CPU time; the only downside is the database can't be opened by older versions of SQLite, which is apparently why it is not the default.

    Also, if you do this in PyPy, you have to explicitly close the cursor you used for the PRAGMA command and open a new one, or you will get inexplicable errors on every other SQL statement.


I Am Not A Professional In Anything At All And If You Take This As Advice You Deserve To Be Eaten By One Dozen Crazed Starving Weasels Video of the Day


Robinhood is manipulating the market in real time to avoid losses for hedge funds.  Wall Street is entirely prepared to sacrifice both Robinhood and the retail traders in order to save themselves.

Robinhood was looking at perhaps a $20 billion IPO.  Short-sellers have lost $70 billion this month alone.  If Robinhood goes bankrupt and their executives go to jail, that's considered an acceptable loss.

And Robinhood explained this as though they were doing their customers a favour because the truth would have killed the company.


Only problem is the lie will kill the company and send the directors to jail.


Disclaimer: Yeb.  (Squirrel laughter receding into middle distance.)

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Friday, January 29

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Daily News Stuff 29 January 2021

Live In Your Pod And Eat Your Bugs Edition

Tech News

Not Really Tech News

  • A meme account on Twitter quoted Maxine Waters with only the names changed and got reported to the FBI.


Coco Plays Twitch Plays Pokemon Plays Minecraft Video of the Day


Just starting now.  Should be epic, and by epic I mean total chaos.  She's playing Minecraft according to instructions selected at random from chat.

On a single player server, because she's knows her fanbase only too well.


Disclaimer: I aim to misbehave.

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