You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Yes.
Everything's going to be fine.

Tuesday, May 16

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Daily News Stuff 16 May 2023

Sometimes The Bad Die Young Edition

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  • Vice Media has filed for bankruptcy.  (New York Times)

    Once valued at $5.7 billion by idiots, the company is being sold off to one group of creditors for $225 million, which is less than is outstanding on an existing loan from the group so they get nothing.

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Monday, May 15

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Daily News Stuff 15 May 2023

Do Not Flaunt Happy Fun Ball Edition

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  • HP has a new Pavilion Aero 13 range, replacing the 5800U with a 7735U, which is to say a 6800U.  (Liliputing)

    This offers basically the same CPU performance as before, but double the graphics performance, so it's a pretty solid update.

    It's configurable with a decent 1920x1200 screen or a very nice 2560x1600 version, has the Four Essential Keys, and comes 8GB or 16GB of RAM soldered in place, which is not so nice.  If you want a small, light notebook with a great screen and don't need to run anything intensive - or only use one application at a time - it's pretty good.  But with 32GB of RAM it would be great.


  • Apple is reportedly preparing the new M3 Pro chip for laptops, with 12 CPU cores (sort of), 18 GPU cores, and 36GB of RAM.  (Bloomberg)
    I’m sure you’re wondering: How can Apple possibly fit that many cores on a chip? The answer is the 3-nanometer manufacturing process, which the company will be switching to with its M3 line. That approach allows for higher-density chips, meaning a designer can fit more cores into an already small processor.
    No, I'm not wondering that, because I'm not an idiot.

    AMD's 6800U processor mentioned above has 8 CPU cores - all full-size, not half full and half crippled - and 12 GPU cores, is built on TSMC's 6nm process, and measures 208 square mm.  And was launched at the beginning of last year.


  • OpenSearch hasn't failed.  (InfoWorld)

    OpenSearch was born out of a dispute between Elasticsearch and Amazon.  Amazon offered Elasticsearch as a service.  Elasticsearch didn't like that but couldn't do much about it because their code was open source, so they change the license to make it less open to prevent Amazon from doing this.

    Amazon took the previous version of Elasticsearch, under the old open source license, renamed it OpenSearch, and started updating it themselves.

    And...  It seems to be working.


  • Crucial's 2TB P3 SSD is available at Amazon for $88.  (Tom's Hardware)

    On the one hand, it's not a high-end drive; it's DRAMless QLC, which used to be instant death but is now merely kind of meh thanks to dramatically improved controllers.

    On the other hand, my benchmark price for a decent budget SSD is $100 per TB, and this is less than half that.

    Team's 2TB MP33 is available for $78, and that's TLC, though it's a slower controller - it maxes out at about 2GB per second, and gets quite slow if you need to write hundreds of gigabytes of data all at once.  (Tom's Hardware)

    But if you do that, you can probably afford more than $78 for an SSD.


  • You can run LLaMA 13B on a 6GB graphics card.  (GitHub)

    Previously - as in, last week - you would have looked towards the smaller 7B model if you were looking to run LLMs on budget hardware, but with some adjustments the 13B model runs well enough on an RTX 2060 or a laptop RTX 3060.

    This should work for Alpacas and Vicunas as well.  No word as yet on Guanacos, or on Old World camelids.


Disclaimer: Old World Camelids WBAGNFARB.

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Sunday, May 14

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Daily News Stuff 14 May 2023

Capippalism Ho Edition

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Disclaimer: For small values of five.

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Saturday, May 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 May 2023

Oh Nyo Edition

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Video of the Day

Asus motherboards have been blowing up Ryzen 7000X3D CPUs by applying too much voltage.

Asus has provided an emergency BIOS patch to prevent this.

If you use it, it voids your motherboard warranty.

If you don't use it, it might void your CPU.



Tech YouTubers are not impressed.



Disclaimer: Powdered snow is no match for HIC!

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Friday, May 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 May 2023

Plus Ca Change, Plus A L'orange Edition

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  • It's nice to see that some things never change.  MongoDB's memory management is still complete shit, for example.


  • A month ago we were still wondering if it was an April Fool's prank, and now it's (almost) here: The Asus ROG Ally.  (Tom's Hardware)

    This is a handheld gaming PC, like the Steam Deck or a bigger and more expensive Nintendo Switch.  It has a Ryzen Z1 or Z1 Extreme (a variant of the laptop 7840U chip), 16GB of RAM, 512GB of storage, and a seven inch 1080p screen.

    The new CPU is about twice as fast as the one in the Steam Deck, but because the display resolution is also roughly doubled - two million pixels vs. one million on the Steam Deck - game performance on default settings is typically a little slower.

    Oh, and it runs Windows, where the Steam Deck runs Linux with neat emulation that works with almost all Windows games.

    Impressive piece of technology, but the battery life isn't there yet.

    Price is $599 compared to $549 for a comparable Steam Deck, which is pretty good for the more powerful hardware.


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Thursday, May 11

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Daily News Stuff 11 May 2023

Shake Supremacist Edition

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  • Google's Pixel Tablet has launched in three colours to match your carpet.   (Notebook Check)

    Blah.


  • Remembering Google's only good tablet.  (Ars Technica)

    The 2012 Nexus 7 was okay for the time, but quickly forgotten.

    The 2013 model was not only one of the best tablets available at the time, it is actually better - should you find one that still works - than any small Android tablet available in 2023, with the sole exception of the China-only Lenovo Y700.

    Naturally Google never made a newer model.


  • Don't bother with PCIe 5 SSDs.  (Tom's Hardware)

    They're not a lot faster than PCIe 4, they're a lot more expensive, and they run so hot they will shut down under heavy load and crash your computer.


  • Your GDPR-compliant analytics aren't GDPR-compliant.  (Pilcrow)

    The solution is Redis, as it often is, specifically HyperLogLogs, which can count unique values in a small amount of memory while making it impossible to retrieve the original distinct values.

    So you can count the number of unique visitors per hour, day, week, and month, and generate only 30MB of data per year even if you have tens of millions of visitors.

    It's done using complicated mathematics, or in other words, magic.


  • Disney+ lost four million subscribers in the first quarter of 2023.  (Thurrott)

    No problem, they can replace them with AI chatbots.


Disclaimer: You can't say that, Mickey, that's racist.

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Wednesday, May 10

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Daily News Stuff 10 May 2023

Beware The Owl Edition

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  • Twitter is planning to launch encrypted direct messages, voice and video chat, and other features.  (The Verge)

    Targeting platforms like Telegram and Discord respectively.  

    Makes sense.  You can't realistically try to take incumbent services head-on, but if you have a platform that tens of millions of people use for something else, you can add features that make them less likely to switch to other, single-purpose apps.

    Like hiring Tucker Carlson so they stay on Twitter rather than watching Fox News.


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Tuesday, May 09

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Daily News Stuff 9 May 2023

ZFS Destroy Edition

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Disclaimer: And sow the ground with salt.

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Monday, May 08

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Daily News Stuff 8 May 2023

Two By Two, Laptops Of Blue Edition

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  • The Gateway 14.1 Ultra Slim Notebook is $279 from Walmart.  (The Verge)

    Yes, Cowputers is still around though now it's a Walmart house brand.

    Anyway, this model has the 11th generation i5-1135G7 - only a little slower than the laptop I used all last year while moving house, a 1080p IPS display, 16GB of RAM, and a 500GB SSD.  (The RAM is soldered to the motherboard, though nothing says that anywhere.)

    And the Four Essential Keys.

    The 2022 update dropped the four essential keys, and is also significantly more expensive, so don't buy that one.

    The screen isn't high-end and the trackpad is a bit finicky, but it's $279.

    And it's blue.

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Sunday, May 07

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Daily News Stuff 7 May 2023

Irreverent And Fracked Edition

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  • Those monthly unique reader numbers from the story on Vice's demise yesterday were thousands.  I thought they had to be, but it didn't say so.

    So those sites are dying but not actually dead.  Not yet.


  • Same goes for OpenAI: Google and OpenAI are Walmarts besieged by fruit stands.   (Tech Crunch)
    GPT-4 is like a Walmart. No one actually wants to go there, so the company makes damn sure there’s no other option.

    But customers are starting to wonder, why am I walking through 50 aisles of junk to buy a few apples? Why am I hiring the services of the largest and most general-purpose AI model ever created if all I want to do is exert some intelligence in matching the language of this contract against a couple hundred other ones? At the risk of torturing the metaphor (to say nothing of the reader), if GPT-4 is the Walmart you go to for apples, what happens when a fruit stand opens in the parking lot?

    And the fruit stand's apples are free.  And they don't call you a racist.

    OpenAI had its chance.  It's done.


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  • OpenAI's regulatory woes are just beginning.  (The Verge)

    This story has it exactly wrong, of course.  OpenAI's only hope for fending off smaller and less retarded commercial rivals is to have the industry regulated within an inch of its life with layer upon layer of incomprehensible and infeasibly expensive red tape.

    Good plan, except that it's not the commercial rivals that are eating OpenAI's lunch, it's open source software.


  • That article was about the EU's efforts, but the Biden Administration is all-in on regulatory capture too.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Though like everything else they do, it will fail utterly.


  • RedisRaft is a strongly consistent Redis cluster.  (GitHub)

    Redis has had replication for a long time, but this is a full-on clustering solution.  Once an update is confirmed, the data won't be lost unless more than half of the nodes in the cluster die at the same time.

    There are a few Redis commands that aren't supported, but the bulk of the functionality works just as with a single Redis node.


Can a Ten Year Old CPU With a Five Year Old Graphics Card Play the Latest Games Video of the Day



Spoiler: Yes.



Disclaimer: Spoilmaker, spoilmaker, make me a spoil, leak me a leak, make my mind whirl...

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