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Wednesday, January 10

Geek

Daily News Stuff 10

Of What Edition

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  • Streaming platform Twitch is laying off another 500 staff.  (Tech Crunch)

    I was thinking that would be perhaps 5% of their staff.

    I was wrong.

    It's 35%.

    Which explains a lot about Twitch.  1400 staff is not a lot of people to run a global video streaming platform with literally millions of channels.  I'm impressed it even works.

    Of course, 900 staff is even less.

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Tuesday, January 09

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Daily News Stuff 9 Something

Something Edition

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Disclaimer: Beware the Ides of Whenever.

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Monday, January 08

Geek

Daily News Stuff 8 Centaurus 2023

Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Particle Accelerator Edition

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  • The East Coast is sinking at a worrying rate, by which they apparently mean, not nearly fast enough.  (Ars Technica)

    By 2mm per year.  Where I live, that would have the waves lapping at the bottom of the hill I'm near the top of in just, oh, half a million years, give or take.

    I had to hike up that hill today carrying the full set of The Art of Computer Programming, because while the post office is fine with leaving packages sent through the mail, here in the middle of nowhere they also handle the last mile (really, the last 60 to 200 miles) for a lot of the big parcel services.

    So if I just order stuff normally, they leave it on my front porch if I can't come to the door.  But if I pay for expedited delivery so it goes via UPS rather than through the mail, they're not permitted to do so.

    Meanwhile parts of Jakarta are sinking by up to 10 inches per year.  (Wired)  (archive site)

    I love how they breathlessly segue from Jakarta rapidly sinking into the mud to San Francisco sinking by 0.07 inches a year - 140 times slower, and a little less than the 2mm mentioned above for the Eastern seaboard.


  • Acer has shown off a new 7680x2160 57" curved monitor.  (Tom's Hardware)

    That's just what I'm looking for.  With two 4K monitors, you have a gap in the middle, and with three it's too wide to see everything.  With this thing you have divide the space into three 2560x2160 sections, have your IDE in front of you, SSH sessions on the left, and the actual application you are developing on the right.

    Perfect, except that it costs $2499.  For that price you could easily get eight good 27" 4K monitors - 95% DCI-P3, USB-C, tilt and pivot stands, all of that.  (Which I currently have three of.)

    So nice try, but no.


  • Samsung has announced the 990 Evo SSD range, with half support for PCIe 5.0.  (Tom's Hardware)

    This is interesting and not pointless.  The drive can either run with 4 lanes of PCIe 4.0 or two lanes of PCIe 5.0.  Both deliver a maximum of 8GB per second, and the drive itself runs at 5GB per second.  It's not the fastest SSD in the world but that's perfectly acceptable.

    One thing that PCIe 5 offers that hardly any manufacturers have adopted is that instead of giving you the same number of slots at twice the speed, you can effectively have twice as many slots as before at the same speed.  Most of us don't need 15GB per second SSDs, but an extra M.2 or PCIe slot would be welcome in many computers.


  • Microsoft is killing Wordpad.  (The Register)

    It had no room the shovel in ads or AI, so it had to go.


  • I see the problem, Mrs. Cleaver.  It appears little Theodore is a robot you bought at Ikea, and your husband put the head on backwards.  (Tech Crunch)

    Withings' "BeamO" multiscope is supposedly a digital thermometer (sure), pulse oximeter (maybe), stethoscope (I guess), and "medical-grade" ECG (horseshit).


  • Tulsa's tech scene remains resilient despite (checks notes) the state government's moves to stamp out illegal racism in hiring practices.  (Tech Crunch)

    Huh.


Disclaimer: Mrs. Cleaver, could you come to the school immediately?  Theodore's head has come off again.  No, he's fine, but it's disturbing the other students.

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Sunday, January 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 Medior 2023

I Like Them Chonky Edition

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Disclaimer: I'm almost out of calendars with 13 months.

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Saturday, January 06

Geek

Daily News Stuff 6 Gemini 2023

Eel Pastrami Edition

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Tech News

Not Really Tech News

  • Niklaus Wirth, creator of multiple programming languages including Pascal, Modula-2, and Oberon, has passed away.  (Hackaday)

    He was 89.


  • Pomu Rainpuff, Nijisanji EN's forest fairy, has announced her graduation.  (Dexerto)

    She was 9cm tall.  Which is tall for a fairy.

    She announced that she was leaving "to pursue other creative avenues" which I am hoping means Hololive, because Nijisanji treats its talents terribly.

    Her last stream will be January 20, which if you are observing the Gregorian calendar is 14 days from now.

    All her content will remain online.

    (Graduation for vtubers means the talent is leaving that company, so the personality that people know will no longer be around.

    This might mean they are retiring from the business entirely, like Sana from Hololive Council, who is a successful commercial artist in real life, or a familiar voice might pop up somewhere else the very next day, like Kiryu Coco or Pikamee.)


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Friday, January 05

Geek

Daily News Stuff Day of the Expired Hamster 2023

Niggles And Irks Edition

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  • Why don't grocery stores sell pawpaws?  (The Atlantic)  (archive site)

    Because (a) they're green even when they're ripe, so you can't tell that they are ripe, and (b)  when they are ripe, which you can't tell anyway, they last about three days before turning into inedible mush.

Tech News

  • Never pay for expedited shipping.


Disclaimer: Never.

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Thursday, January 04

Geek

Daily News Stuff 4 Sol 2023

Pre-CES Nap Edition

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  • In its ongoing effort to make YouTube look like a company run by competent adults, Twitch, which only last month relaxed rules to permit "artistic nudity" before reversing itself the next day, has now banned pretending to be nude.  (PC Magazine)

    Twitch is a terrible platform run by idiots; the only reason I use it at all is that Amazon (owner of Twitch) has copyright agreements allowing streamers to use music and video content that would result in an instant ban on YouTube, so Pippa sometimes streams there.

Tech News

  • Not much tech news right now.  CES is next week so everything will probably land all at once the day before.


  • You can actually see the board of this motherboard.  (Serve the Home)

    It's common for every square millimeter of surface to be crammed full of either components or heatsinks, but this server board from Gigabyte manages to fit in a 64-core CPU, 12 DIMM slots, four x16 PCIe slots, two M.2 slots, and all the other necessities, while leaving enough bare blue PCB to sail a very small yacht.


  • How do jellyfish replace lost tentacles in a matter of days?  (Technology Networks)

    Amazon Japan.

    Speaking of which, my Christmas present to myself just shipped from Amazon US.  I bought the complete box set of The Art of Computer Programming, because while I already have the first three volumes (somewhere), the full set was almost the same price as just buying the two new volumes.

    At least I'm pretty sure it will be here by Christmas.


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Wednesday, January 03

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Daily News Stuff 3 Mercedonius 2023

But Four Times Edition

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  • Once is happenstance.  Twice is coincidence.  Three times is Amelia Watson.

    Yes, again, everybody's favourite Bri'ish time-travelling detective, Amelia Watson, is shipping from Amazon Japan when my supposed pre-order from Amazon US is scheduled for May.

    Didn't save money this time because the pre-order price was particularly good, but didn't cost any more either.


  • The I in LLM stands for Intelligence.  (Haxx)

    In which the author makes the very good point that the output of LLMs like ChatGPT can be worse than useless, because the entire model is designed to produce output that is plausible rather true.

    Which means that significant effort is required to show that the plausible output is nonsense and should not be adopted, just as is the case with university presidents.

    In this case it's the creator of the utility curl, which is used basically everywhere - every Linux system, every Mac and iOS device, every Android phone and Raspberry Pi has curl on it.

    And his particular problem is AI-generated bug reports, reporting bugs that simply do not exist.


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Tuesday, January 02

Geek

Daily News Stuff 2 Undecimber 2023

Let It Go Edition

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  • ASML has cancelled DUV shipments to China following pressure from the US.  (WCCFTech)

    Although the DUV scanners being sold are limited to the 14nm node, by use of multi-patterning they can produce (slowly and at significant cost) chips more-or-less equivalent to 7nm.  Which is itself two generations behind the leading edge of mass production in the US, Taiwan, and South Korea.

    But the US government still isn't happy and wants to put a stop to that, which will of course force China to develop its own semiconductor tools industry, at which point the US will have no leverage at all.


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Monday, January 01

Geek

Daily News Stuff 32 December 2023

Drunken Revelry Edition

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  • After migrating a huge application spread across a hundred servers from one cloud to another, my key takeaway was containerisation.

    Not using Docker, which is great if you're deploying simple applications created by some other group that has a build team.  Well, not great, but adequate.  Actually Docker pretty much sucks even then, but there are worse things.  Like Node.js.

    My preferred containerisation platform is LXD.

    So they blew that up.  (Linux Containers)

    To make a stupid story short, LXD is Canonical's - the people behind Ubuntu Linux - build of the Linux Containers system.  It works well.  It's still supported.  

    But they've moved it from the Apache license, which lets you do pretty much anything you want, to AGPL, which forces you to release your updates if you build a complex service based on it.  And that license makes corporate lawyers itchy.


  • And they've added a contributor license agreement to control the terms under which open-source developers can contribute to the project.  (Stephane Graber)

    This is not usually a good sign.


  • And Canonical has stopped contributing to the upkeep of the public container image server.  So if you're running LXD 5.20 or later - the version where these license changes took effect - and you want to install an image from that image server you should have done it yesterday.  (Linux Containers)

    Access to system images is being phased out for LXD users in steps, starting today, with all access being cut off for all LXD users by May 1st.

    You can still install Ubuntu under LXD on Ubuntu, which is in fact what I do 97% of the time.  The other 3% may become a problem.

    When you find a solution that works, it's only a matter of time before somebody takes it away.


Tech News

  • How bad are search results?  Bad.  (Dan Luu)

    In running six tests on each of five search engines plus ChatGPT - thirty-six tests in all - eight results earned scores in the range of OK to Great.

    The other twenty-eight results ranked anywhere from Bad to Terrible.

    In fact, Google, which built its entire business on providing a better search engine than anyone else, rated Bad or worse on every test.

    Bing was even worse on average, but was acceptable on one test, and better than acceptable on another.


  • California is entering a death spiral of malice and incompetence.  This might be a bad thing.  (SF Gate)

    Do tell.


  • The president of the Navajo Nation has asked NASA to delay a Moon launch over the possible presence of human remains.  (KNAU)

    This confused me for a moment, but it's not quite as stupid as it seems, though it's still plenty stupid.

    The possible human remains aren't on the Moon - at least, not yet.  They're on the rocket, thanks to a commercial service that delivers a few crumbs of your loved ones' ashes into space.

    The Navajo Nation objects to this - and here comes the stupid part - because they claim the Moon as a sacred site.

    The simple and obvious response to this, which NASA will not make because they were already full of woke bullshit the last time this came up in 1998, is Have you been there?  No?  Then fuck off.


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