• Oracle got hacked, twice, recently, according to Oracle staff who won't go on the record and are now in fact in hiding in an undisclosed location.  (Yahoo)
  
  Or something.

  Oracle staff informed some clients this week that the attacker gained access to usernames, passkeys and encrypted passwords, according to the people, who spoke on condition that they not be identified because they’re not authorized to discuss the matter.

  Note that this is the same company that very recently proclaimed:

  There has been no breach of Oracle Cloud. The published credentials are not for the Oracle Cloud. No Oracle Cloud customers experienced a breach or lost any data.

  Basically, the data that was stolen in the breach that Oracle so strenuously denied ever happened is real, but old, and likely useless.

• Speaking of Oracle, in MySQL 8.0.17 and later you can create multi-valued indexes on JSON arrays if - and this is important - all the indexed data is in the form of unsigned integers.
  
  This index is automatically used for comparisons like MEMBER OF and JSON_CONTAINS if...  Something.  I don't know what, because in my case it can't see the index at all and the end result is somehow slow than before I did all that.
  
  
  
• Why everything in the universe turns more complex.  (Quanta)
  
  It doesn't.
  
  
  
• Climate change is on track to destroy capitalism says a leading rent-seeker, warning of dire consequences if other people don't spend enormous amounts of money that will benefit him.  (The Guardian)
  
  Right.
  
  
  
• A climate firm supported by Microsoft and Facebook has file for bankruptcy after its co-founder was arrested on fraud charges.  (MSN)
  
  There's a surprise.
  
  
  
• Researchers at Google's DeepMind have listed all the ways AGI could destroy the world.  (Ars Technica)
  
  It can't, and in any case, nobody is working on it.
  
  (OpenAI's Sam Altman redefined AGI - which stands for artificial general intelligence - as "profitable".  Which OpenAI is definitely not.)
  
  
  
• Intel is reportedly launching a joint venture with TSMC.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Involving chips, probably.
  
  
  
• The EFF has vowed to fight site-blocking bills that are being put forward in Congress.  (TorrentFreak)
  
  By Democrats.  The article doesn't mention that.

• While Microsoft really really wants you to use an online account the moment you install Windows, corporate customers really really don't want that, and indeed there is a new way to bypass it during the installation.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  Farewell oobe/bypassnro.  Hello start ms-cxh:localonly.

• Microsoft's CTO says that 95% of code will be AI-generated within five years.  (Money Control)
  
  Given the mess his company is making, are we sure this isn't already true?
  
  
  
• RecipeNinja.AI is a new "vibe coded" website that will tell you how to make cyanide ice cream - and even worse things.  (404 Media)
  
  I'm not sure where I'm going to get four cups of platypus milk though.  Woolworths is out of stock.

  Which is how you end up with a Uranium Bomb recipe that calls for 1kg of uranium-235, or a recipe for Actual Cocaine, where the first step is "Acquire coca leaves from South America."

  Woolworths is out of stock of those as well.
  
  
  
• A Russian spy infiltrated ASML and NXP to steal the technical data for building 28nm fabs.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  28nm is a good choice.  Reliable and cost effective.  Of course TSMC is rolling out 2nm right now, and Intel has entered early production on 1.8nm, so it's a bit like stealing the design of the F-4 Phantom - because that's all you have the ability to build.
  
  
  
• The Nintendo Switch 2 arrives on June 5 for $449.  (Liliputing)
  
  Compared to the previous model it has a bigger screen (7.9" vs. 6.2") running at a 1080p instead of 720p, and internal storage has been bumped from 32GB to a more respectable 256GB.
  
  Remove the controllers (which you can still do) and it could make a useful if somewhat chunky tablet.
  
  
  
• Automattic - the company that runs WordPress - continues to circle the drain, laying off another 16% of its staff.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Not much longer before Mad King Matt Mullenweg has no subjects at all.
  
  
  
• My 128GB RAM kit arrived, and I also picked up a couple of XFX RX 580 graphics cards.
  
  These are not recent cards (the chip they use first appeared in 2016) and they're not fast cards (slower than AMD's latest integrated graphics) but they are cheap cards.  You can find no-name Chinese models on Amazon - new - for $85.  I paid about $100 for my name-brand models.
  
  (Yes, they're the slightly cut-down 2048 SP version, but they still have the full 8GB of RAM, and thanks to AMD's OpenGL updates can push Minecraft to 500 fps at 4k.)
  
  
  

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• Intel has entered "risk production" on its new 18A process.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  That's 18 angstroms - 1.8 nanometers - in case you were wondering.  Though it's just marketing; nothing about the process measures 18 angstroms.
  
  Risk production is when a new process seems to work, but nobody has used it in volume yet.  Hence the risk.
  
  Intel cancelled its planed 20A process, so this will be the first time we see new features like gate-all-around transistors from them.

• ARM plans to grow its datacenter market share from 15% to 50%.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  This year.
  
  Which is comical.
  
  
  
• The 13 laws of software engineering.  (Manager.dev)
  
  Most of them apply to other schools of engineering as well.
  
  
  
• A judge has blocked Arkansas' online age verification law for infringing on free speech and being overbroad.  (Engadget)
  
  Such laws are not intrinsically bad, but in the US they must thread the needle of the Bill of Rights.  So far all have failed.
  
  In Australia we just got a similar law.  Nobody has yet said how it will be enforced.  Obviously it will infringe on free speech, but the government thinks that's just great and the main opposition party doesn't think it goes far enough.

• OpenAI has raised another $40 billion in funding, valuing the company at $300 billion.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  And claims that the service is used by 500 million people each week, which I rather doubt, unless they're counting everyone who uses a service that uses OpenAI in some way.
  
  So I guess we're not going to be rid of them any time soon.

• Micron is planning to increase memory prices, though it's not saying by how much or when.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It's a cyclical business, and the past couple of cycles killed off most of the major manufacturers, so I'm not going to object to them making money while there is money to be made.
  
  
  
• AI copilots are not a silver bullet.  (M Lagerberg)
  
  Though AI translation software seems much closer.  I didn't realise this post was translated from Dutch until I saw the notice at the bottom.
  
  The revolution vs. evolution bit wasn't anything special, though: The words are almost the same in Dutch and the translator only needed to adjust the spelling.
  
  
  
• Intel is planning to spin off its non-core assets.  (Thurrott)
  
  Though precisely what those are varies from day to day.
  
  
  

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• The latest Windows 11 development builds disable the time-honoured oobe\bypassnro script that lets you setup a new PC without creating an online Microsoft account.  (The Verge)
  
  Right now you can still enable the script by editing the registry first - which you have to do, perfectly, from the command line, on a PC that isn't working yet - but who knows how long that will last.
  
  The desktop release of SteamOS cannot arrive soon enough.

• If you were interested in getting HP's ZBook Ultra 14 with the new Ryzen 395 CPU I hope you have at least $5660 burning a hole in your pocket.  (WCCFTech)
  
  The fully configured model - Ryzen 395, 128GB of RAM, and a 4TB SSD - will set you back $8250.
  
  
  
• Vibe coding considered suicidal.  (NMN)
  
  "Vibe coding" is a new term meaning "someone else did the work, I don't understand any of it, I just claimed ownership".  Applied specifically to programming, and the the "someone else" being an AI tool.
  
  If you're experimenting with a desktop task before implementing it properly yourself - a quick proof-of-concept - this is not bad.
  
  In server apps, which are shared by any number of users and require strict security measures, it's fatal.
  
  And yes, people are using it for server apps.
  
  
  
• If you want to buy a 16 core VMWare license you can't.  (The Register)
  
  It now starts at 72 cores.  If you're a small customer, you don't exist.
  
  
  
• China Mievelle is an idiot.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  You shouldn't blame science fiction, he says, for people who spend their own money the way they want instead of on what he wants even though he has no idea what he wants.

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• Why do LLMs make stuff up?  (Ars Technica)
  
  Because that's what they're designed to do.
  
  They're language models, not fact models.  Indeed, they don't have fact models.
  
  They're stuffed full of words and the associations between those words, and then told not to use certain of those words, a process called lobotomisation alignment.
  
  And then they go forth and bloviate.
  
  
  

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• Cracks in container development, or, everything is awful and keeps getting worse.  (Angle Side Angle)
  
  Well, yes.
  
  
  
• Why did the government declare war on my adorable tiny truck?  (Bloomberg)
  
  Because that's what governments do.
  
  Highlight of the article is a picture of a small by modern standards 2009 Honda Kei truck next to a 1960s model, which could practically fit in the newer truck's glove compartment.
  
  
  
• Generation X members who went into creative industries - scriveners, hurdy-gurdy men, garden hermits, and the like - are expressing dismay over their professions evaporating, despite this process having been under way for thirty years at this point.  (New York Times)  (archive site)
  
  The one saving grace of the article is that the people interviewed mostly do not seem to be expressing surprise.
  
  
  
• Boeing Starliner will fly again, probably.  (The Register)
  
  Reportedly 70% of the problems encountered in the last test flight have been fixed, and it will be ready to try again late this year or early next year.
  
  
  
• GMK's EVO X2 maxi-mini-PC goes on sale - for pre-orders, anyway - April 7.  (Notebook Check)
  
  This uses AMD's Strix Halo family of CPUs.
  
  With a Ryzen 395+ - 16 CPU cores and 40 graphics cores - and 128GB of RAM< you can expect it to set you back $2000.

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• xAI has acquired parent-ish company X in an all-stock transaction that values xAI at $80 billion and X itself at $45 billion less $12 billion in debt.  (Twitter)
  
  What does all this mean?
  
  Well, now xAI officially has access to and is fully integrated with Twitter rather than semi-officially having access to and being fully integrated with Twitter.
  
  Also, xAI was valued at $50 billion just three months ago.

• The 2025 Razer Blade 16 is...  God dammit you guys.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It's a 16" laptop with a 120Hz 2560x1600 OLED display - not astounding but perfectly usable, up to a Ryzen 370 (four Zen 5 cores and eight low-power Zen 5c cores, plus 16 graphics cores), up to an RTX 5090 - laptop edition, meaning a downvolted desktop 5080 with 24GB of RAM rather than 16GB, up to 64GB of soldered RAM, up to 4TB of SSD, and almost but not quite the Four Essential Keys because Razer literally hates you.
  
  I mean, the keys are there, but PgUp is where Home should be and PgDn is where PgUp should be and the other two are weird squiggles that I can't interpret.  (Game Mode and Performance Mode, apparently.)
  
  Windows PowerToys can solve that, except for the labels being wrong.
  
  It lasts over seven hours on battery playing video, which is not all day but blows other gaming laptops out of the water; some don't even manage three hours.
  
  Fortunately, there's the price: Starting at $3000 and going up to $4900, there is no chance that I would ever consider buying one.
  
  
  
• Hynix has paid Intel $1.9 billion to finish acquiring Intel's flash memory division.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The headline is a bit confusing, but this is actually the last phase in the agreement signed in 2020 and not a new deal.
  
  
  
• Nvidia's 5000 series graphics cards are now available at retail.  (WCCFTech)
  
  I mean, not the 5090, and the 5080 and 5070 Ti are selling way above MSRP, and nobody should buy the 5070 at all, but...  Yeah.
  
  
  
• Are the latest AI platforms secure?  No.  (Lupin & Holmes)
  
  The authors hacked the Gemini Python sandbox and downloaded the source code.
  
  
  
• US banks no longer need prior government approval to deal with cryptocurrencies.  (Axios)
  
  This doesn't make it safe, but does make it slightly less irritating.

• Facing the failure of its latest fantastically expensive AAAAA title, Assassin's Creed XIV: The Assassining, floundering French slopmaker Ubisoft has spun off what few series it hasn't completely murdered into a new subsidiary and taken 1.16 billion euros from Tencent for a 25% stake.  (WCCFTech)
  
  What does this deal leave for the parent company?
  
  Basically, nothing.

• Asking good questions is harder than giving great answers.  (Dan Cohen)
  
  Well, not quite.  He's talking about assessing the intelligence of AI, and the point is that asking questions that actually assess that intelligence, rather than creating a thousand page general-knowledge quiz where everything is easily looked up, is harder than answering that poorly designed quiz assuming you are allowed to look things up.
  
  
  
• AMD's new 9600 non-X is about as fast as the 9600X while using the exact same amount of power.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  Okay.  Not entirely sure what the point is, though it may come bundled with a cooler (and AMD's stock coolers are not complete rubbish).
  
  
  
• Amazon has shipped my 128GB memory kit.  It's on sale for $260 if anyone else wants one.
  
  You can see on that page that the equivalent 96GB kit is $230, so bumping it up to the next tier is well worth it.
  
  As I mentioned, I don't need 128GB of RAM, but the point of this build is to go a bit beyond so I can play around with things.  My work laptop has 40GB of RAM and I can hit that mark without trying.
  
  The other factor is that DDR5 runs much slower if you fill up all four slots.  These are pretty standard 5600MHz models, but if you fill all four slots, the memory speed drops to 3600MHz.  The real world effect isn't quite that dramatic ranging from insignificant to quite noticeable, but best to avoid that fuss unless you really need more than a single dual-channel kit can provide.
  
  
  
• Developers are fighting a war with AI web crawlers.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  AI web crawlers are asshoe.
  
  Even more so than regular web crawlers, and I've blocked plenty of those.
  
  
  

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• That security breach that Oracle claims didn't happen seems increasingly to have, y'know, the opposite of that.  (The Register)
  
  Sample data reportedly checks out.  Passwords contained in the files are securely hashed and haven't been decrypted - yet.  And hopefully the managers of corporate Oracle Cloud accounts wouldn't be reusing emails and passwords from other less-secure platforms oh who am I kidding.

• I have all the parts for my new PC except for that 128GB RAM kit I ordered from Amazon.  The only thing that has changed there is the price from Amazon UK has increased 26% and Amazon US and Germany are completely out of stock.
  
  
  
• A launch delay in Grand Theft Auto 6 could tank the games industry if it weren't already dead.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  A truly stupid article not worthy of anyone's time.
  
  
  
• It's not just western companies that are leaking supposedly secure data.  So is China's massive censorship-industrial complex.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Censoring the public but leaving all the censored information...  Public.
  
  Great move there, guys.
  
  
  
• The Fusion Dock Pro 3 is a powerful Thunderbolt 5 laptop dock.  (Notebook Check)
  
  Available now from (checks notes) "iVANKY".
  
  Come on, guys.  It's like you're not even trying.

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• I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud and I hope your company burns down, falls over, and sinks into the swamp.  (Jeff Geerling)
  
  Jeff bought a new dishwasher.
  
  To use even something as simple as a rinse cycle, you have to connect it to wifi, download the app, and set up an online account.
  
  For a dishwasher.
  
  My washing machine requires wifi and an app to set up custom wash cycles, so...  I never use custom wash cycles.  I set it to the wash/dry setting (it's a combination washer/dryer) and it does its thing.
  
  My dishwasher has buttons.
  
  Apparently that's now a $400 option.

• AMD's new Gorgon Point laptop chips are AMD's old Strix Point laptop chips.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  The clock speed has been bumped by about 2%.  That's it.
  
  
  
• The CEO of Alibaba warned of a bubble in AI datacenter construction.  (Yahoo)
  
  A bubble he is helping inflate.
  
  
  
• How to delete you 23andMe data.  (The Verge)  (archive site)
  
  You probably can't.  The company already said they keep some parts of your data even before they went bankrupt, and now that they are bankrupt, your data is what they are planning to sell to become less bankrupt.
  
  They would previously destroy any physical samples kept on your behalf, but now that they are bankrupt no-one is around to do that anymore.
  
  
  
• What killed all that innovation in web presentation?  (Shirley Wu)
  
  People hated it.

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