A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Monday, August 26

Geek

Daily News Stuff 26 August 2024

Damnazon Edition

Top Story



Tech News



Disclaimer: Unless it isn't.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:08 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 509 words, total size 6 kb.

Sunday, August 25

Geek

Daily News Stuff 25 August 2024

Pour Encourager Les Autres Edition

Top Story

  • Pavel Durov, founder and CEO of messaging app Telegram, has been arrested in Paris on charges of...  Fuck charges, he's a libertarian and this is France.  (Ars Technica)

    Durov founded Russian social network VKontake before resigning because...  We don't know exactly, but allegedly because the Russian government had assumed de facto control of the company, wanted him gone, and wasn't too fussy about how he left.  China subsequently banned VKontakte as a tool of the Russian government, but China bans everyone.

    Ars' creative director Aurich Lawson - who personally suspended my account once for pointing out the site's rampant hypocrisy - noted:
    I'm pretty curious to see how this plays out. Is it really as simple as "you ran a platform where you didn't moderate private messages, therefore you're criminally responsible for everything people said"?

    Because that seems pretty chilling on the face of things.
    Do tell, Mr. Lawson.

    It's time to start treating Europe like North Korea.  If you go there, assume that you are not coming home intact.

Tech News

  • NASA has finally made a decision.  (WCCFTech)

    Butch and Suni will be coming home on SpaceX's Crew Dragon, after tests of another Starliner module showed similar but not identical failures in the attitude control thrusters.

    A second Crew Dragon module will be sent up to dock with the ISS next month - there is one docked permanently as a lifeboat - with two additional crew onboard.  The return trip is planned for February next year.


  • Do you have a laptop, mini-PC, or all-in-one desktop that handles your computing needs just fine but you need more storage - and want to stick with an all solid-state solution - and you need something fast and don't want to mess about with NAS hardware and USB 10Gb Ethernet adapters?

    Yes?

    The TB4S-OC from Aoostar may be what you need.  (Liliputing)

    The price is reasonable at $179, and it supports four M.2 drives.  Connection to your computer is by USB4 at 40Gbps or OCuLink at 64Gbps if you have that (basically PCIe over a cable).

    You will need a USB4, Thunderbolt, or OCuLink port.  Internally it's just a PCIe switch, so it does not work at all with generic USB ports.


  • Always wanted your own mainframe?  Christie's has an IBM 7090 on offer right now.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Price is expected to be in the area of $50,000.  Plus shipping, which could add up because it weighs 23,000 lbs.


Disclaimer: Your mainframe so fat...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:41 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 422 words, total size 4 kb.

Saturday, August 24

Geek

Daily News Stuff 24 August 2024

Faster Please Edition

Top Story


Tech News

  • The new Ryzen laptop CPUs look perfect for mini-PCs.  Soyo's S9 is the first NUC to appear using the Ryzen AI 9 HX 370.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Downside: Soldered RAM, but it will be available in 16GB, 32GB, and 64GB models.

    Upside: With no DIMMs taking up space, it will have three M.2 slots.

    Other side: It's not shipping yet; the review model was a pre-production with a couple of hardware issues.

    It's not going to compete with an RTX 4090 - or even a 4070 - but if you are happy with 1080p medium settings, or you mostly play games that are a couple of years old, it does pretty well and the whole system runs on about 50W.

    I'm hoping to see one of these that uses CAMM2 memory so it is upgradeable - these chips don't support regular DDR5 DIMMs - but this is a good start.


  • What's inside the Raspberry Pi Pico 2.  (Tom's Hardware)

    A good rundown of the new hardware and the options available - or soon to be available, since it's not shipping to end users yet.

    Plus a couple of boards coming from Pimoroni, including one the exact same size and pinout as the standard Pi Pico 2 but with an extra 16MB of RAM.


  • Microsoft has scheduled a security summit for September 10 to discuss what it plans to do about those idiots at Crowdstrike.  (Ars Technica)

    Well, that's not how they worded it, but it's what they mean.



Disclaimer: Dip 'em in barbecue sauce and bury 'em head-first in a fire ant nest.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 03:26 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 345 words, total size 3 kb.

Friday, August 23

Geek

Daily News Stuff 23 August 2024

What If Edition

Top Story


Tech News

There's Infinitely More Where That Came From Video of the Day




Disclaimer: To blurst or not to blurst...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:30 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 260 words, total size 3 kb.

Thursday, August 22

Geek

Daily News Stuff 22 August 2024

Let's Not And Never Talk About It Again Edition

Top Story

  • Microsoft is planning to try again with its obviously insane Windows "Total" Recall spyware system.  (Ars Technica)

    This is the feature - key to the so-called Copilot Plus platform - that takes screenshots of everything you do on your computer - passwords, bank account details, confidential emails - and puts them in a single conveniently labelled and indexed box for AI assistants and Russian/Chinese/North Korean/Iranian hackers to search for you.

    The database will now require you to log in with Windows Hello to access it, where before it was an all-you-can-eat data buffet for any application running on your computer.
    "Security continues to be our top priority and when Recall is available for Windows Insiders in October we will publish a blog with more details," reads today's update to Microsoft Windows and Devices Corporate Vice President Pavan Davuluri's blog post.
    The lie detector detected that that was a lie.

    Fortunately - for now - this won't function at all unless you have a new CPU with a neural processing unit capable of at least 40 trillion operations per second.  Desktop processors - even brand new ones like AMD's Ryzen 9950X - don't have that.
     

Tech News


How AI Works Video of the Day




Disclaimer: Unless we close our eyes, in which case we shall not.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:13 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 374 words, total size 4 kb.

Wednesday, August 21

Geek

Daily News Stuff 21 August 2024

1177 Express Edition

Top Story

  • Firaxis is getting ready to launch Civilization 7, the latest entry in one of the longest running computer game franchises (though it's beaten out by video games like Mario Bros.)

    It's going to suck.

    And you know it's going to suck because they're pushing the news out through glowing reviews in publications like The Guardian.  (The Guardian)

    And Ars Technica, and The Verge.

    One of the core features of the series has always been founding a civilisation in the Bronze Age and going on until you were wiped out or won the game (by achieving world peace one way or another, or in some editions by colonising another planet).

    Since that is too complicated for "modern audiences", and runs too slow on a mere 24 core 6GHz PC, the new version will reset your civilisation at forced intervals.


Tech News

Disclaimer: Because fuck you, that's why.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:22 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 315 words, total size 3 kb.

Tuesday, August 20

Geek

Daily News Stuff 20 August 2024

Never Read The Fine Print Edition

Top Story

  • AMD is buying server manufacturer ZT Systems for $4.9 billion.  (Serve the Home)

    ZT Systems is one of those surprisingly big companies you've never heard of.  Been around for 30 years, sells $10 billion worth of servers a year, completely under everyone's radar.

    AMD plans to buy them, split the engineering team from the manufacturing business, and then sell the manufacturing part to one of the even larger competitors.

Tech News



Disclaimer: Just like me on the Friday before a long weekend.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:09 PM | No Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 337 words, total size 4 kb.

Monday, August 19

Geek

Daily News Stuff 19 August 2024

You Mine And You Craft Edition

Top Story

Tech News



Disclaimer: Node.js is the prostate cancer of programming.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 05:24 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 248 words, total size 3 kb.

Sunday, August 18

Geek

Daily News Stuff 18 August 2024

Careful What You Wish For Edition

Top Story

  • Alexandre de Moraes, flamboyantly psychotic president of Brazil's Superior Electoral Court, threatened in a series of secret orders to start arresting Twitter's employees in Brazil if they didn't enforce content bans over which they had no control.

    Twitter published the secret orders and shut down its office in Brazil.

    Of course, Twitter is a social network, so it is still available in Brazil.  Just beyond the reach of the courts.

    Take note, Terry Britain.

Tech News

  • Asus is preparing next-generation X870 motherboards to go with the new Ryzen 9000 CPUs.  (WCCFTech)

    Do you need to upgrade your X670 board?

    No.  The chipsets are identical.  The motherboards might have slightly different sets of features - for example, USB 4 is required on X870 boards but optional on X670 - but existing motherboards will work just fine with the new CPUs.


  • Drivers who purchased hydrogen-fueled cars are suing Toyota over their own stupidity.  (Yahoo)

    There are only 54 locations offering hydrogen refueling in California, out of the 200 the state has promised.  Why people are suing Toyota rather than the state I do not know.
    When he first bought his Toyota Mirai in 2022, Ryan Kiskis was a happy man. He loved the idea of applying cutting edge hydrogen fuel cell technology to environmental consciousness.

    "It’s a great car," he said. "My background is an engineer, I'm a huge automotive fan, and I felt the the world was finally catching up with what we have to do" to cut greenhouse gases.
    Hydrogen is a lousy fuel.  Any engineer should understand that, meaning Mr Kiskis is a lousy engineer.
    Then reality crashed in.He soon learned that hydrogen refueling stations are scarce and reliably unreliable.
    After he bought the car?
    He learned that the state of California, which is funding the station buildout, is far behind schedule - 200 stations were supposed to be up and running by 2025, but only 54 exist.
    Well, that project is doing better than the high-speed rail at least.
    And since Kiskis bought his car, the price of hydrogen has more than doubled, currently the equivalent of $15 a gallon of gasoline.
    You would need a heart of stone not to laugh.
    With fueling so expensive and stations so undependable, Kiskis - who lives in Pacific Palisades and works at Google in Playa Vista
    Of course he works for Google.
    drives a gasoline Jeep for everything but short trips around the neighborhood."I"ve got a great car that sits in the driveway," he said.
    With any luck it will get stolen.


  • Why you should just use Postgres, written by someone who doesn't know anything about the alternatives to Postgres.  (McCue)

    Using Postgres is not a bad recommendation, but the author of the article says this about MongoDB:
    This is because this sort of database is basically a giant distributed hash map. The only operations that work without needing to scan the entire database are lookups by partition key and scans that make use of a sort key.
    It's hardly possible to be more wrong.  MongoDB's indexing is remarkably flexible, letting you define indexes on arrays and sub-objects, including fields that don't even exist at the time the index is created.


  • Citizen scientists working with NASA have discovered an object moving at a million miles an hour.  (NASA)

    They don't know what it is, but when the police catch up it's losing its license forever.


  • Authors are suing Nvidia over the use of copyrighted materials in training AI.  (TorrentFreak)

    Nividia's defense, as far as I can tell, is that the authors are using uncopyrighted words and facts which means that Nvidia can do whatever the fuck it wants.


  • Speaking of doing whatever the fuck it wants Google was threatening reviewers if they didn't favour the new Pixel phones over everything else in the universe.  (The Verge)

    Caught red-handed, the company said the language used in the threats "missed the mark".


Disclaimer: Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:36 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 656 words, total size 6 kb.

Saturday, August 17

Geek

Daily News Stuff 17 August 2024

Short Answer Edition

Top Story

Tech News


Anime Bingo

Naki and Iku of Prima (formerly Sony's Prism Project) are both having anime bingo reviews.  They're members-only streams so I can't link to them, but here's my card.

I highly recommend every single anime series listed.




Disclaimer: Less ow today, so that's good.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 02:31 PM | No Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 129 words, total size 2 kb.

<< Page 51 of 709 >>
98kb generated in CPU 0.0279, elapsed 0.2803 seconds.
58 queries taking 0.2619 seconds, 393 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
Using http / http://ai.mee.nu / 391