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Sunday, March 08

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 March 2020

Oh Those Guys Edition

Tech News

  • Rambus has announced 3.2Gbps HBM2E memory and a matching controller.  (AnandTech)

    Which would be more impressive if Samsung hadn't already announced 5Gbps HBM2E.


  • Buffalo have a ruggedized miniature external SSD, with capacities up to 960GB.  (AnandTech)

    It has, for some reason, a USB 3.0 micro-B port.  You know, the horrible one used by cheap external hard drives.  $210 for the largest size.


  • A side-channel attack has been discovered that affects most AMD CPUs released in the past 9 years.  (Tom's Hardware)

    I had a quick skim through the paper and it seems to be legitimate, though notes on mitigation and the fact that this was disclosed to AMD last year suggest that it may already have been patched.  The flaw involves L1 cache address prediction, and changing the prediction mode or simply turning it off fixes the problem.

    It affects all Bulldozer chips and Zen 1 and 2, but not the Bobcat family (as used in the Xbox One and Playstation 4).


  • Not wanting to be left out, an unfixable and undetectable vulnerability has been found in all recent Intel processors.  (TechReport)

    It's a bug in the ROM - not flash, but mask-programmed ROM - in the secure enclave thingy within the processor that is supposed to provide certain guaranteed secure services.

    It doesn't seem that this can be compromised remotely, but if someone gets physical access to a server they could potentially use it to plant a completely invisible rootkit.


  • TechDirt seems to have sobered up but New York is drunk.  (TechDirt)

    A property owner was fined millions of dollars for...  Painting over graffiti.


  • South by Southwest has been cancelled.  (Tech Crunch)

    And nothing of value was lost.


  • A sequel to the well-received Pathfinder: Kingmaker is currently Kickstartering.  (Kickstarter)

    Pathfinder is an adaptation of the core rules of Dungeons and Dragons 3rd-ish Edition, which were released under the Open Gaming License some years ago.  The campaign setting is different and original, but the gameplay is familiar.

    Pathfinder: Kingmaker is an old-school isometric single-player party-based RPG for Windows, Mac, and Linux, and apparently coming soon to consoles.

    The Kickstarter for the new game is nearly over, with just three days left, but never fear: It has not only been funded but has met 14 stretch goals, ranging from dismemberment animations to hiring a full symphony orchestra to record the soundtrack.

    This is what Kickstarter is good for.  I love seeing this.

    I have at least two copies of Kingmaker (I backed it on Kickstarter and it was just in the February Humble Bundle) but haven't played it.


Disclaimer: At least two copies.

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Friday, March 06

Geek

Daily News Stuff 6 March 2020

Mary Who Edition

Not Exactly Tech News

  • Got my weekly grocery delivery today, from Coles this time because I wanted to stock up on their fried rice.

    No toilet paper.

    Went out to the shops this evening.  Toilet paper section at Woolworths - shelves stripped bare.  Toilet paper section at Coles - fully stocked, but two slightly unusual things:

    1. There was a security guard.  For the toilet paper aisle.  Well, he might have been there for the frozen vegetables on the other side, but I suspect not.
    2. They had nothing smaller than a 20 pack.

    So I guess I'm good for a while.


  • To add insult to injury:




  • Now who's laughin'?




Tech News



70s Music Video of the Day



1979 was really the 80s anyway.



Disclaimer: Go for the eyes, Boo!  Go for the eyes!  Raaargh!

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Thursday, March 05

Geek

Daily News Stuff 5 March 2020

Timey Wimey Child Edition

Tech News

Disclaimer: It has a dumb name anyway.

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Wednesday, March 04

Geek

Daily News Stuff 4 March 2020

Alligator Gumbo Edition

Tech News

  • 80 is the new 64.  (AnandTech)

    Ampere's Altra is an 80 core Arm server processor, based on the N1 core design, which is in turn based on the A76.  Like AMD's Epyc processors it supports eight channels of DDR4 RAM and 128 lanes of PCIe 4.0.  Unlike the Epyc it's all on a single chip - possible because it only has 32MB of cache compared to 256MB on the high-end Epyc parts.

    Performance is, best case, sort of on par with the Epyc.  That's if you're running integer-only code that isn't too cache-sensitive, and you're using GCC.  But given that the 64-core Epyc and Threadripper arethe world's fastest CPUs, even matching them on some tasks is no small achievement.

    It uses 210W, so unlikely to show up in your next mobile phone.


  • Cypress is sampling USB4 controllers ahead of volume shipment in Q3.  (AnandTech)

    Exactly what parts of USB4 they support is another question, because USB4 is basically a merger of USB 3.2 and Thunderbolt 3, with the added option of USB at 40Gbps as well as PCIe.  But there will of course be USB 4 Gen 1, USB 4 Gen 2, USB 4 Gen 2x2, and so ad infinitum.


  • How did software get so reliable without proof?  (Surfing Complexity)

    Correctness proofs are the Holy Grail of computer science, but like the Holy Grail they don't get used a whole lot.  Nevertheless, software systems of astonding complexity actually work.

    Partly because we learn what breaks them and refrain from doing that.

    In the case of Ethereum, this includes using it for any purpose at all.



Disclaimer: Objects in the mirror are behind you.

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Tuesday, March 03

Geek

Daily News Stuff 3 March 2020

Mostly Harmless Edition

Tech News


Disclaimer: Blimey, there's more to this redistribution of wealth business than I thought.

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Monday, March 02

Geek

Daily News Stuff 2 March 2020

Eighth Plague Edition

Tech News

  • Heading out to that big tech conference?

    Maybe not.  (ZDNet)

    Cisco's conference in Melbourne has been cancelled and the Salesforce conference in Sydney has been changed into an online event.  Probably not so much because Corona-chan is on the loose in Australia as that we're banning travel from an increasing number of countries.


  • And potentially running low on choccy bickies.  (Sydney Morning Herald)

    I dropped by Coles this evening to pick up some gluten-free chicken nuggets, which Woolworths don't sell.  There weren't any more customers than usual for 9:30 on a Monday night, but they were buying a lot more stuff.  There was a long line of people taking packed trolleys through the self-checkout.

    Got home with my nuggets, went online to order my usual weekly delivery, looked at the packed delivery schedules, and went back to Coles and picked up a dozen rolls of toilet paper as well.

    The place was far from stripped bare - the fresh and frozen food aisles were just as full as always - but select non-perishables were starting to run low.

    Even the Coles online store is having problems.  I went back to modify my order after realising I'd ordered way too many chips, and when I saved the changes the page timed out.  At midnight.


  • It's a brand new car NUC!  (AnandTech)

    Despite its six-core 10th Generation Intel Core i7 10710U, performance is pretty meh.  It does win most of the CPU-intensive benchmarks like 3D rendering and video encoding, which is no surprise since all the competitors in the roundup have just four cores.  But it's not that much faster than the ASRock Deskmini A300 with its Ryzen 2400G - and as a bare-bones system costs four times as much.

    On the other hand, the Deskmini is quite a bit larger and a whole lot uglier.

    On the third hand, the Deskmini squishes the NUC like a bug for gaming - around 2.5x faster.  Intel's new graphics will show up with their 11th Generation chips; for now it's the same old crap.


  • A look inside a 32-port 100Gb Ethernet switch.  (Serve the Home)

    Most of the hard work is handled by a single huge Broadcom chip, but it also has a quad-core embedded Atom CPU and can be loaded up with a choice of eleven different operating systems.  Interesting to see a relatively high-end switch becoming a commodity platform.


  • Australia's government sucks.  (ZDNet)

    First, banks were required to report cash transactions over $10,000.  Then every business was required to report cash transactions over $10,000.  Now they propose to make cash transactions over $10,000 entirely illegal.

    Because reasons.


  • Amazon has banned a million products that dissed Corona-chan.  (Silicon Valley)

    Fake SD cards, though, no problem.


Video of the Day


Other Linus takes apart that cheap-as-chips Walmart laptop.


Disclaimer: I forgot what the disclaimer was.  It was topical and moderately amusing, so just think of something along those lines and credit me for it.

Backup disclaimer: This half-raccoon is diseased and has a mental disorder.

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Sunday, March 01

Geek

Daily News Stuff 1 March 2020

Endless February Edition

Tech News

  • Another Space X hopper prototype came to a sticky end during pressure testing.  (Space.com)

    That's what prototypes are for, I guess.


  • Rules for running web apps:

    1. Hardware firewall in front of all your servers.
    2. Software firewall per server for fine-grained control and just in case.
    3. All incoming requests go through a proxy/;pad balancer.
    4. App servers only accessible on the local network.
    5. Don't expose port 8009 on an unpatched Tomcat instance.  (ZDNet)


  • The World Health Organisation says that the Wuhan Bat Soup Death Plague could be bad.  (CNBC)

    This is why they earn the big bucks.


  • You can get the Huawei Mediapad M6 on AliExpress, though I can't link directly to it because their site is a disaster area.

    Ranges from US$295 for the 4GB/64GB WiFi version, up to US$425 for the 6GB/128GB 4G version.  CPU is a Kirin 980 which has four A76 cores and four crappy slow cores that no-one cares about.  It's much the same as the M3 that I have (which is very nice) except that it's about twice as fast and comes with an almost current version of Android.

    Also, it's missing the headphone jack (that was lost with the M5) and now the fingerprint sensor as well.  Those aren't improvements.


Disclaimer: Unless you have neither ears nor fingers, in which case, go for it.

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Saturday, February 29

Geek

Daily News Stuff 29 February 2020

Leap Day Edition

Tech News

  • Sony's Xperia Z3 Tablet Compact is almost the platonic ideal of small tablets. 

    The problem I have with mine is that it's the 16GB model and Sony disabled adoptable storage.  If I'd been able to get the 32GB model it would be fine, but I don't think that ever reached Australia, and certainly wasn't available in the half-price sale where I got it.  Or if it had adoptable storage, also no problem.

    I recall now why I put it away in the box last time: The Kindle app couldn't store books on the SD card, and it was perpetually running out of space.  Amazon have fixed the app now - mostly - so I have been able to put my entire Kindle library on it (which is 16GB by itself) plus 52 Kairosoft games, Final Fantasy 1 through 6, and a bunch of other essentials.

    If they kept the exact same form factor, screen, and battery, updated the CPU from the Snapdragon 801 to even a recent low-end chip like the Snapdragon 460, and either put 32GB in as standard or enabled adoptable storage (preferably both), I'd buy two.

    Also, if you happen to be installing apps on your new/old tablet and find that Endless Frontier doesn't pick up your account and instead creates a new one and links it to your Google Play account, and you go back to your other tablet and your account is still there but you pick Load rather than Continue and it overwrites that as well...  Don't Panic.

    Turns out that the developer is smarter than that, even if the UI is a bit confusing.  Next time you open the game, both accounts will still be there to choose from.  In fact, I'm not sure how to get rid of the new one it created.


  • Sonnet has a USB-C to 5Gb Ethernet adaptor for those of us stuck on all-in-one desktops like the iMac or Dell Inspiron 27.  (AnandTech)

    There are a few of these adaptors around, in fact.  They all use the same chipset, and they all seem to be unavailable for purchase anywhere.  I don't know what's up with that.


  • Another day, another leaked video card.  (Tom's Hardware)

    This time it's Nvidia with a card 75% larger than the 2080 Ti.  Probably a Tesla compute board rather than a gaming product though.


  • Finland's Minister of Economic Affairs says the EU needs its own operating system.  (Tom's Hardware)

    If only there were someone from Finland capable of such a task.


  • Hydrogen power is stupid.  (BBC)

    A hydrogen powered train, with a range of 50 miles.

    First, why is the BBC talking in miles?

    Second, the article states that the range is 50 to 75 miles, and then that the hydrogen tanks can run it for three hours, so that is one slow train.

    Without the style.




  • Go is slowly morphing into Node.js.

    Slowly.  The author freaks out about a simple HTTP request timeout function that installs 196 packages.  Node developers would freak out too, because how can anything be that simple?



    Anyway, the whole mess (I'll spoil it because the article is pretty lengthy) comes down to one package with one file that has one useful function with one line of code that - wait for it - simply exports something that is already in the Go standard library but that you can't access.

    Go has since fixed that, but fixed it in a way that is neither forward nor backward compatible nor controlled by Go's semantic versioning, so if you rely on Google's solution you will, sooner or later, be fucked.  And if you import the very simple third-party solution, a hundred other packages come along for the ride.


  • LG has updated its Gram laptop range for 2020.  (ZDNet)

    No major changes, just 10th Generation Intel CPUs.  The top of the line 17" model has a 2560x1600 screen (yes, 16:10), 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD, and a four core / eight thread i7-1065G7 and yet weighs just 1350g - a hair under three pounds.  That would make a pretty nice laptop for software development, though I'm not personally looking for a new laptop at the moment.


  • Freeman Dyson has passed away, aged 94.  (Brickmuppet)


Video of the Day



Found this via My 70s TV which is a great way to waste time.  I fired it up just now and it tuned me in to the middle of this interview with Isaac Asimov:



It does that - tune you in to the middle of things - because it's emulating 70s television where that was kind of your only option if you weren't there exactly on the half-hour mark.

And yes, there's also My 80s TV and My 90s TV.  Press Y at any time to open the current video on YouTube.

70s music is pretty hit-and-miss, and 70s music videos even more so, but there's a simple reason for that: The entire planet spent that decade stoned out of its collective mind.



I was just a kid and had no understanding of this at the time, but I look back now and everything suddenly makes sense.


Disclaimer: Well, almost everything.

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Friday, February 28

Life

Daily News Stuff 28 February 2020

Pulse Coded Packet Switched Digital Headache Edition

Tech News

Disclaimer: That's the Moon.   Accept no substitutes particularly if they're only a couple of yards wide and don't plan to hang around.  (USA Today)

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Thursday, February 27

Geek

Daily News Stuff 27 February 2020

Node.js Is Still Cancer Edition

Tech News

  • Spent five hours tracking down a bug that turned out to be the sha3 NPM package doesn't install under the current version of Node,js.  Or the previous version.  Don't know about the version before that, but if you go to the version before that, presto.

    Of course nothing anywhere says that this is the case, but if you dig back through bug reports for the past couple of years, you will find that the exact same thing happened in 2018, only three versions removed.


  • Dug out my Xperia tablet - an Xperia Z3 Tablet Compact - and fired it up.

    After sitting in a box for two years it works perfectly and still had 88% on its battery.

    As it happens, it's the 16GB model, and now that I have it running again I remember that I gave up on it because the Kindle app ate all the available space.  About a year ago the Amazon finally updated the Kindle app to support external storage.

    None of this would be a problem at all if Sony hadn't broken adoptable storage, but they did.


  • If you can't find a good 7" tablet anymore, why not a 6.8" phone?  (AnandTech)

    I mean, Snapdragon 865, 8GB RAM, 128GB storage, 2460x1080 AMOLED display, 64MP main camera, wireless charging, 5G, IP68 water resistance, microSD, and a headphone jack.  Oh, and an optional second screen.

    Price TBA but probably not cheap.


  • SK Hynix says that Radeon 5950X rumour is totally baseless and it will take legal action against whoever leaked their internal documents.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Um.


  • TechDirt is still drunk.


  • A case of the Tik calling the Tok a parasite?  (Tech Crunch)

    Or are there some things even Silicon Valley won't do for a buck?


  • An overview of that half-height HP MicroServer.  (Serve the Home)

    It has four Ethernet ports which is nice, but they're just gigabit, so eh.


  • Your browser is spying on you.  (Tech Report)

    Unless it's Brave.


Disclaimer: And possibly Stunning as well.

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