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Monday, May 17
Sand On Zanzibar Edition
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- The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys. (Bloomberg)
Or in this case, buy up the small companies working as sub-contractors in your field, pay everyone more to keep the staff happy, and squeeze out the middlemen who were taking all the profits.Software engineers are underpaid in Japan compared to the U.S. and there’s a shortage of them, according to Saito.
Funny how that correlation escapes so many people. Mind you, the shortage of good engineers is universal.
Zeiram was the titular monster of a 1991 Japanese live action sci-fi / horror film - also featuring Iria - and this anime series acts as a prequel. Apparently the live action film (and its sequel) are not particularly well-regarded, but the anime series is a minor classic.
Update: Apparently that clip is blocked in certain less enlightened countries. Here's an alternative.
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- URLs too short? Lengthen them with aaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com! (aaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com)
I mean, why not?
- Apple is introducing 3D lossless audio streaming. (9to5Mac)
Completely unable to tell the difference? That's you and everyone else on the planet, except for some of the bats.
- A new aluminium ion battery design from Australia is claimed to charge up to 60 times faster than lithium ion batteries. (Forbes)
Hmm.
And hold three times as much energy.
Yeah, I'm not sure about-
And have no upper current limit or overheating problems.
coughbullshitcough
Dave from EEVblog hasn't weighed in yet, but I expect he will. He loves tearing these sorts of claims apart.
- Huawei has been able to monitor all calls on one of the Netherands' largest mobile networks for ten years. (The Guardian)
And the owners of the network have known about this for... Ten years.
On the other hand, congratulations, Huawei, you infiltrated a country the size of a suburban back yard most noted for its wooden shoes and hilariously overpriced flower seeds.
- A security vulnerability has been found in the Universal Turing Machine. (The Register)
This confused me for a moment because Turing machines do not have a security model; it's like claiming to have found a bug in arithmetic. In this case, it's a bug in a specification by Marvin Minsky for a Turing machine simulator - from 1967, making this one of the longest-standing security bugs ever.
- Nijisanji EN launched while I wasn't looking. I watch Hololive EN pretty regularly - mostly their Minecraft streams, but some other stuff too - so I was looking forward to this, but they announced it on Wednesday and launched on Sunday, so it was easy to miss.
Just three girls in the initial roster, but Nijisanji iterates rapidly. Finana's debut blew up on the launch pad at T+8 seconds when technical difficulties not only shut down her stream but prevented her starting a new one, but Pomu, who seems to be a herbaceous shrub, looks fun. She sang the Hamtaro theme in her debut stream.
- Via the comments on the other site: eBay is banning the sale of all material of, by, from, to, about, or in any other way relating to sex. (The Verge)
This worked out so well for Tumblr that the genii running eBay simply could not wait to replicate that success themselves.
Hololive Clip of the Day
You might wonder why anyone would watch an anime girl play Minecraft when they could just play the game themselves, and this is why.
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Sunday, May 16
Essential Means Essential Edition
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- Framework's modular laptop is now available for pre-order starting at $999. (ZDNet)
Or $749 for a DIY kit. (Framework)
Yes, a DIY kit for a modern laptop, when these things are quite commonly glued together and unrepairable.
It comes standard with a 13.5" 3:2 display with a resolution of 2256x1504 covering 100% of sRGB colour, an eleventh-gen Intel Core i5 or Core i7 CPU, a headphone jack, and a screwdriver.
You can then select up to 64GB of RAM and 8TB of storage, and it has four tiny expansion modules each of which can be USB-A, USB-C, DisplayPort, HDMI, a microSD slot, or an extra storage module with a capacity of up to 1TB.
The company is opening the spec for these modules to allow third-party options, and looking at the design it could even support multi-gigabit wired Ethernet using one of those clever hinged ports. The modules are too small for a full-size RJ-45 port, but they aren't enclosed at the bottom, so the rear slots probably would give just enough clearance. You could probably fit dual USB-C ports in one module as well.
It doesn't have the Four Essential Keys, and while the keyboard is designed to be easily swapped out there's currently only the one option so that's only useful if you need to fix it. When they correct that, this could become the laptop of choice for a wide variety of tasks.
So it had something of an impact. In the mid-to-late 90s, AIC's art style was as recognisable as Kyoto Animation's in the mid-to-late 2000s.
And somewhere in all of that, the series created the most enduring villain in anime, Misao Amano, better known by the name of her alter ego, Pixy Misa.
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- Zen 4 powered Epyc server processors will be shipping in 2022. (WCCFTech)
We kind of knew that; this is just a leaked slide deck confirming additional details. The chips will include up to 96 cores, 12 channels of DDR5 memory, and 29% better IPC (instructions per cycle - performance at a given clock speed), plus they're expected to run at higher clock speeds.
This will all come on a massive new socket with 6096 pins, and deliver 128 lanes of PCIe 5.0 for 512GB/s of I/O bandwidth.
I don't know how big a motherboard you'd need to have a fully-populated dual-socket system - there would be 48 memory modules, and boards with 32 modules barely fit in a standard server rack. (Supermicro)
But since one of these new chips should deliver as much performance as two of the current generation, which are already incredibly fast, there might not be as many customers demanding dual-socket systems.
- We waste 500 years each day on CAPTCHAs. (Cloudflare)
It's time to end this madness, says Cloudflare, and instead use Cloudflare.
With all due respect, Cloudflare, get fucked.
- Things you can't do in Rust. (LogRocket)
Rust is a systems programming language that prevents you from doing bad things. Lots of bad things. Many of them incredibly useful things, like taking the first N characters from a string. Nope, can't do that, because Unicode is a semantic superfund site. Go write your own custom code that is guaranteed to have its own unique bugs.
I appreciate what Rust is trying to do, but it's not a language I can recommend to most independent developers. If you have enough engineering staff that there are entire teams doing nothing but create and maintain libraries for the other programmers to use, then yes, you probably should be using Rust and likely already are.
But for the typical application, no.
- Apple rejected 215,000 apps last year for privacy reasons, and another 150,000 for spam or misleading behaviour. (Bleeping Computer)
How many of them actually committed the sins of which they stand accused is another question entirely, and one that will likely never be answered. Apple's app submission process is infamously Kafkaesque.
- A new spaceport is under construction in Nova Scotia, with the first launch expected next year. (CBC)
Meanwhile, a Rocket Lab* launch from New Zealand lost two satellites after the second stage failed shortly after ignition. (CNet)
I guess the assist you get from an equatorial launch just doesn't matter as much for smaller rockets like these. You wouldn't want to launch a Saturn V from Finland, though.
* Not LogRocket. Different company. Probably.
Tenchi and Beyond Videos of the Day
Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure is what Evangelion would have been if it had been good, instead of being desperate to convince people it was good. Dual is dumb, but it's fun. It fits somewhere in the Tenchi Muyo universe despite having no direct reference to the earlier series; there are too many indirect references to be anything but an intentional spinoff.
El Hazard: The Magnificent World is probably the best of all of the 90s series produced by AIC and Pioneer. It's not a spinoff or related to Tenchi at all, except for the art style, the production company's fondness for multi-part titles, and a strange fascination with cross-dressing.
Phantom Quest Corp is one of the less well known AIC releases from that era. It only ran to four episodes, but not only did it have a kick-ass opening theme, it had a kick-ass dub of the kick-ass opening theme. In fact, most of these series got English translations of their theme songs, many of them genuinely good.
Unsurprisingly they eventually ran out of money and stopped doing that; though AIC is still around today, it's a licensing company for its older projects and hasn't done any significant work since... Well, PupipÅ! (2013) was remarkably deep for a series of 15 short episodes and I highly recommend it, but I don't know if it counts as significant. What the hell, I'll give them that. Hasn't done any significant work since 2013.
Disclaimer: And no, Ai Tenchi Muyo doesn't count.
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Saturday, May 15
Stop Making Sin Edition
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- TSMC and Samsung are looking to massively expand chip production in the US after Europe has proved itself useless. (Retuers)
Existing European chip makers - and yes, there are some - are protesting the idea of subsidies for leading-edge chipmakers, saying that subsidies should only go to companies producing chips on older nodes. They have a point, though, since those chips are mostly embedded controllers used in vehicles and appliances and a shortage of $1 engine timing controllers can shut down an entire production line of $40,000 cars.
And coincidentally, those are precisely the chips they make.
In any case, TSMC is looking to not only build the announced 5nm plant in Arizona, but up to five additional plants using even more advanced technology - where each could cost $10 billion or more. Two thirds of TSMC's revenue comes from North America, and only 6% from Europe.
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- AmigaOS 3.2 is out. (Hyperion Entertainment)
For all those of you who still have working Amigas, which I probably don't, for while there are a couple sitting in a closet in the spare bedroom I haven't looked at them in years and it's highly likely they've suffered a battery or capacitor accident in all that time.
Easier to emulate these days - I mean, there are emulators that even encode to NTSC and back again to produce historically realistic colour - though I applaud those who keep classic hardware working.
- Guido van Rossum, creator of Python, is seeking to make the language twice as fast. (ZDNet)
It's called PyPy, it already exists, and it's four times as fast.
- The DarkSide hacking group has outlived its usefulness and been discarded. (Bleeping Computer)
Shockingly, there's no word of anyone actually being arrested.
- It looks like the Radeon 6600 and 6600XT have leaked. (Tom's Hardware)
And the Radeon 6500 as well. (WCCFTech)
The 6600 XT isn't much smaller than the 6700 XT - 2048 shaders vs. 2560 - but it has one third the on-chip RAM, which AMD calls "Infinity Cache". That will mean it's much less capable at higher resolutions; 4K will be out for any even slightly recent game and 1440p dubious. It should make a decent 1080p card, though; it will easily crush the RX 580 that I'm still using.
The 6500 is half of a 6600 XT and will be fine for basic stuff, older games, and modern indie and casual titles. It should also give us an idea of how AMD's upcoming APUs will perform. It's the first low-end RDNA2 part to be released. I mean, it hasn't been released yet, or even announced, but when it is, it will be.
The advantage of reducing the RAM size is that these will be much smaller chips and easy to pump out in volume. They'll also be of little interest to crypto miners; respective quirks of AMD and Nvidia's current generations mean that an Nvidia card with a certain level of gaming performance is much better at mining than an equal ranked AMD card. In the last generation, the opposite was true.
- Even the tame Apple press doesn't want to buy Apple's new products. (Six Colors)
They blame the pandemic, rather than Apple's overpriced toys, but they still don't want to buy Apple's overpriced toys.
- Mammals can breathe through their arseholes. (Gizmodo)
Unsurprising considering how many of them talk out theirs.
- Given that we're living through Heinlein's Crazy Years and Stop Making Sense is not just a concert film but the Eleventh Commandment, it should be no surprise that The Jehovah's Witnesses have filed a copyright suit against Lego stop-motion animations on YouTube. (TorrentFreak)
And yet, somehow, it does.
- What idiot at YouTube decided that Base64 was a good encoding for video IDs?
I For One Welcome Our New Recursively Oppressive Overlords
It's a lovely touch that a video discussing a government ban on protests against COVID lockdowns carries a forced message linking to official government COVID propa - cough - information.
Another K-On! Anime Music Video of the Day
There are a lot of these. I could spend all week just posting the good ones. But I won't.
Probably.
Just As I Misremembered Hololive Video of the Day
Just yesterday Cover Corp got blanket permission to stream Square Enix games, and today Pekora (Hololive's resident Bugs Bunny character) has jumped head first into Final Fantasy X.
It's the first Final Fantasy game I ever played, and looks just like I remember, which tells you what memory is worth because I played it on the PS2 on an S-Video TV and Pekora is streaming the remastered HD version.
Also wasn't Rikku's ship scarlet red? Or was that another one you got later in the game?
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Friday, May 14
A Subsidy In Every Pot Edition
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- President Biden signed an executive order "boosting the cyber posture of the federal government". (ZDNet)
Not doing anything, just boosting their posture.
- The FBI and CISA published a joint advisory on DarkSide ransomware. (ZDNet)
It's ware and it's ransom, the advisory explains.
- Don't negotiate with terrorists and kidnappers, says UK Home Secretary Priti Patel. (ZDNet)
Paying a ransom in response to ransomware does not guarantee a successful outcome, will not protect networks from future attacks, nor will it prevent the possibility of future data leaks. In fact, paying a ransom is likely to encourage criminality to continue to use this approach. Just shoot the fuckers. Oh dear, is the mic still hot?
I may have embellished that very slightly.
- Colonial Pipeline paid close to $5 million in ransom. (ZDNet)
And received an unlock code that is too slow to be of any use.
- On the other hand hackers posted psych evals of DC police after the department asked for a 97.5% disability discount. (Ars Technica)
This story broke a while ago, but this is the first I've heard of a data leak connected with the hack.
- ZFS snapshots, people.
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- Inland - that is, Micro Center's - Performance Plus PCIe 4.0 SSDs also don't suck. (AnandTech)
Unlike their PCIe 3.0 models, though, they're not particularly budget friendly; they're priced just barely under competing models from Samsung and Western Digital.
- Samsung has increased its planned semiconductor manufacturing expansion to $150 billion. (WCCFTech)
That's over nine or ten years, though, so while the total is larger it's still around half the rate of TSMC. Though I'm not sure what's included and if the numbers are directly comparable.
Either way, that's a lot.
- Microsoft is killing its Azure blockchain-as-a-service component. (ZDNet)
Private blockchains are much faster and orders of magnitude cheaper than public, fully-distributed blockchains using proof-of-work algorithms - and don't hoover up all the world's video cards - but it's not clear exactly what they are for.
There are valid uses for a publicly readable cryptographically secure ledger, particularly one that can have hard-wired contracts. Just not as many as people first hoped.
- Another day, another US government department illegally spying on its own citizens. (Motherboard)
Today it's the DoD.
The article mentions the Fourth Amendment is Not For Sale Act, which would require by law that government departments do that which they are already required by law to do, i.e. come back with a warrant.
- How many CPU cores do you need for great PC gaming? (Hot Hardware)
6.
- Samsung has shown off a CXL memory expander. (Serve the Home)
A which what?
CXL is a new interface based on PCIe 5.0 - which is expected to show up this year - that will allow you to attach memory to the I/O bus as easily as video cards or SSDs. A PCIe 5.0 x16 slot actually has about the same unidirectional bandwidth as a DDR5-8400 slot, and PCIe is bidirectional.
This will allow servers to have memory bays the way they currently have drive bays, possibly even with the ability to swap modules live if the operating system can swap out the necessary pages.
- Microsoft's Surface Duo, a great $400 business communications device that had the misfortune to be priced at $1400, is now $700. (Ars Technica)
That's a lot more reasonable but certainly not cheap.
Bucket of Crabs Anime Music Video of the Day
Song is Crabbuckit as covered by the Good Lovelies. Anime is Tamako Market, an original series by Kyoto Animation. Like all their work, the art and animation is first-rate; like all their original series, the story itself is sadly second-rate.
This gives an idea of KyoAni's work. Yes, all these shows look the same, but they were actually chosen for that reason. That's their house style, but not all their work is the same. Lucky Star and Dragon Maid are two that strike out on their own.
Disclaimer: Mostly in order to eat bugs though.
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Thursday, May 13
Fun With Subtitles Edition
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- Xioami will be removed from the list of Chinese companies working with the Chinese military because the Department of Defense says, and I quote, Meh. (ZDNet)
Xiaomi makes - as far as I know - only consumer products, which puts them in a very different class from Huawei which makes communications infrastructure as well as cheap (and not so cheap) phones.
On the other hand, the TikTok ban on government devices looks set to go ahead. (Reuters)
I'd advocate for every country in the world to ban all social media, frankly. Automatically ban any platform with more than, say, a million users.
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- The Asus Zenfone 8 is one of the smallest Android phones on the market with its 5.9" screen. (AnandTech)
Though at 169 grams it's just 3 grams lighter than my Oppo A91, which has a 6.4" screen. In fact, apart from the much newer CPU - an Arm X1 instead of the A73 in the Oppo - it's much the same hardware for three times the price. 2400x1080 AMOLED screen with an in-display fingerprint sensor and all.
Speaking of the Oppo A91, it works pretty well. It's smaller than I expected for that screen size, and while certainly not up with the latest flagship models is quite zippy except when you're installing 150 apps all at once.
- Here's an RTX 3060 with a custom paint job for $839. (Tom's Hardware)
For perspective the RTX 3080 - which is much, much faster than the 3060 - launched at $699 before everything went to hell.
- The Gigabyte Aorus FV43U is a high-end 43" gaming monitor. (Tom's Hardware)
If you want a huge 4K monitor for work and a 144Hz Freesync gaming monitor and an HDR10 QLED TV with 97% DCI-P3 colour and 1000 nits max brightness that won't spy on you because it can't, all in one unit - and are prepared to spend something like a thousand bucks - this could be it.
- What kind of idiot would spend $1600 on a Z590 motherboard? (WCCFTech)
On second thought, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
- Comparing Intel's 40 core Ice Lake Xeon with AMD's 64 core Epyc Milan in floating-point workloads. (Phoronix)
They swap positions in the benchmark results because the Xeon supports AVX512 - that is, it can do 16 32-bit calculations per cycle - while the current generation Epyc parts can only do 8. So it depends on the specific benchmark whether the extra cores outweigh the better floating point performance per core.
If you're mostly focused on integer workloads (which includes jobs like websites and databases) then the extra cores will win every time, but in that case the storage subsystem, memory, and networking also play a huge role so it's much harder to create a specific benchmark suite.
- It's not Cancel Culture, it's consequences, shrieked the mob as they waved their iPitchforks. (9to5Mac)
Apple made the mistake of hiring someone who speaks the truth:Most women in the Bay Area are soft and weak, cosseted and naive despite their claims of worldliness, and generally full of shit. They have their self-regarding entitlement feminism, and ceaselessly vaunt their independence, but the reality is, come the epidemic plague or foreign invasion, they’d become precisely the sort of useless baggage you’d trade for a box of shotgun shells or a jerry can of diesel.
Replace "women" with "people" and it's still true. Replace "the Bay Area" with "any large city" and it's still true.
Persimmon Anime Music Video of the Day
I was looking for this one specifically, and couldn't remember what it was called, or what the song was called. The song is called Everything Now which is pretty logical, but the video is called Persimmon and the only multisyllabic fruit starting with P my tired brain could offer up was pomegranate.
I did find it after a little searching though. The anime is Ano Natsu de Matteru from 2012, which is a sort-of-sequel / sort-of-retelling of Onegai Teacher from 2002, and the song is by Arcade Fire. It's quite good, and I'd actually recommend it over the original.
This AMV absolutely nails the feel of the show in just a few minutes.
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Wednesday, May 12
Pastel Is The New Primary Edition
Top Story
- Intel's high-end 11th generation Tiger Lake laptop parts are here - and they appear to actually be good. (AnandTech)
AMD had a decisive edge in the laptop market with their eight-core processors, where Intel only went up to four cores with their newest chips. This fixes that, while retaining the new Ice Lake core and 10nm process. Tiger Lake on the desktop also goes up to eight cores but has been back-ported to the older 14nm process and as a result uses up to 300W at full load.
No benchmarks just yet, so take any performance claims with a pound of salt, but current Ice Lake laptop parts do perform very well on single-core workloads.
This one in particular is from the 1995 second part of the New Cutie Honey OVA series.
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- Samsung's Exynos 2200 Arm processor is coming to laptops this year. (Tom's Hardware)
It will have Arm's latest X1 core and AMD's RDNA graphics, manufactured on Samsung's own 5nm process.
If this is an even moderately open design and Samsung provides information to the Linux and BSD developers, I'm all for this. I don't criticise Apple simply because they are going to Arm-based chips, I criticise Apple because they are using that CPU switch as an opportunity to lock their devices down to the point of uselessness.
And also because they run a walled app garden, prevent third party repair, and employ slave labour, all while preaching about how inclusive they are.
- Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Negative, Houston, we're at 30,000 fucking feet. (The Register)
Boing 787s, it appears, must be rebooted every 51 days to prevent "misleading data" being presented to pilots and the potential for onboard control systems to crash.
Anyone with any experience in the industry - which I have come to conclude is about fifty people in the entire world - just took one look at that statement and said, Millisecond timer in an unsigned 32-bit int. Morons.
- Ford has patented new technology that lets your car scan billboards and display the ads right on your dashboard in case you were watching the road and needed the distraction. (Motor1)
I think it was Karl Schroeder's novel Permanence where a major character had extremely illegal brain implants that basically did nothing but block ads.
I should read that again. And Ventus as well.
- Journalists are shocked to find out that someone other than them is using propaganda. (AP)
In this case, China.
They're not against propaganda, mind you. This is a demarcation dispute.
- TVs from Chinese company Skyworth were maybe a little too aggressive in collecting your personal data. (South China Morning Post)
They not only collected information on all the devices on your home network and sent it all back to a third-party company, but scanned all the WiFi access points in range and sent that back too.
I wonder if there are any dumb TVs left on the market. There are large-format computer monitors, at least. Oh, there's one. Just one I can see at 4K, but several at 1080p.
Oh, and the same Aussie retailer sells Skyworth sets. How ironic.
- US tech giants Apple, Google, and Microsoft, with a collective market cap of $5.5 trillion, are calling for government subsidies for chip production. (Reuters)
Buy your own fucking chips you fucking freeloaders.
- Apple's developer website fell over. (9to5Mac)
They had an outage for scheduled maintenance, and then an hour later the entire developer site as well as iTunes and the App Store all went down at once.
Now, I feel some sympathy for the engineers involved because today I tried to migrate a critical server at work and everything worked perfectly except that the portable IP for the public interface would not port. Even though I'd just tested it with another IP from the same block.
So, some sympathy. Just... Not very much.
Unexpectedly Apropos Hololive Music Video of the Day
Best doggo Korone has 1.5 million subscribers for a reason. She consistently shows impeccable taste in anime and video games that came out before she was born. Oh, and music too - in one of her Doom streams (so popular that the developers added an easter egg that changed the title to Doog) she started singing Lollipop by the Chordettes.
RGB Considered Harmful Video of the Day
Fake software for controlling your fancy new blinkenlights instead stole your crypto wallet. Sympathy.
Just... Not very much.
Aha, Found It Anime Openings Video of the Day
This syncs up the songs from Cutie Honey (1973), New Cutie Honey (1994), Cutie Honey Flash (1997), and Re: Cutie Honey (2004). The latest series, Cutie Honey Universe (2018) has an entirely different song.
I'd seen this before but the copy I had bookmarked has since been deleted; this is a fresh upload.
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Tuesday, May 11
Totally Normal Edition
Top Story
- Congratulations on your purchase of a new iPhone, made using slave labour under a genocidal fascist regime! (The Information)
Original article requires registration but most of the details have been reposted elsewhere. (The Verge)
Apple gets the stick in the headline, but the investigation also implicates contract manufacturers used by Facebook, Microsoft, Amazon, and Google.
Rumiko Takahashi has always been great at starting stories, but only once managed to finish one.
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- Amazon destroyed 2 million counterfeit products in 2020. (Ars Technica)
The comments note that (a) it's likely that a lot of these weren't counterfeit, but merely undocumented products from smaller sellers - Amazon is infamous for simply taking and destroying sellers' entire stock without explanation or recourse, and (b) the site is awash with obviously fake products.
Ars Technica is a left-leaning site that agrees with Amazon's politics (though it wasn't always thus) so this is not political animus speaking, but bitter experience.
- You're sciencing it wrong!
Researchers at MIT are horrified to find that mask mandate skeptics are doing rigorous research and not blaming everything on white supremacy.
I am not making this up.
You can read the full paper for yourself. (Arxiv.org)
It reads like a bad parody of woke "science", but it's real.
- Supermicro put two of Intel's new Ice Lake Xeons on a standard ATX motherboard. (AnandTech)
Due to space constraints - these are huge chips, and there's two of them - it only supports four of the eight memory channels on each CPU, and only one module per channel, though that's still enough for 1TB of RAM, or even 2TB if you can find the high-capacity modules necessary.
I think the only reason this exists is that you need two Intel server CPUs to compete with one from AMD; it makes no sense otherwise.
- The DHS is spying on you for your own good. (NBC News)
You will learn to love Big Brother, you ungrateful little bastards.
- Petrol supplies - what you folks call "gas" even though it's a liquid - may resume in the eastern US states by the end of the week. (ZDNet)
The FBI and the perpetrators have both confirmed this was caused by a Russian hacking group, supposedly not at all under the thumb of the Russian government.
Pull the other one, it's got little Brooklyn Bridges on.
- It's not a labour shortage, it's just that the country is run by retards. (Washington Post)
When you subsidise bad behaviour, you get more of it.
Subsidising Bad Behaviour Video of the Day
The one factor working in our favour is that our self-appointed fascist overlords are really, really dumb.
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Monday, May 10
Haachama Monday Edition
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- AMD's server market share grew in Q1 at the fastest pace in 15 years. (Tom's Hardware)
AMD's overall CPU market share for the quarter declined slightly, because while they sold every chip they could make, they couldn't make enough.
Intel meanwhile has its own fabs. They might be stuck a generation behind, for the most part, but they don't have to fight Apple for access to production capacity.
Meanwhile I just checked online stock at two Australian PC stores and both had the full Ryzen 5000 range listed. The higher end models (12 and 16 cores) are limited to one per customer, but they are at least available.
If that's not anime, nothing is.
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- Twitter and TikTok are losing the war against COVID disinformation. (USA Today)
So, banning everyone who disagrees with you isn't a winning strategy?
- Can you track people rather than just belongings with Apple's new AirTags? (CNN)
Good question.
- Yes. (9to5Mac)
Apple is dedicated to protecting your privacy, but they are really dumb.
Haachama Cooking OVA Opening Theme Video of the Day
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Sunday, May 09
Straight Into My Veins Edition
Top Story
- AMD's upcoming Rembrandt APU will feature 8 Zen 3+ cores and 12 RDNA2 GPU cores with support for PCIe 4.0, USB 4, and DDR 5 on TSMC's 6nm process unless it doesn't. (WCCFTech)
The two big changes are the much faster integrated GPU, and the much faster DDR5 memory support to match. One isn't really much good without the other. AMD hasn't released PCIe 4.0 for laptop parts yet because of the increased power consumption, so this will be the first part with that as well.
These are expected to arrive early next year for both laptops and desktops, with the updated Zen 4 desktop CPUs coming later in the year. Both will require new motherboards, because DDR5 memory uses a different socket. (Not unreasonable since it runs twice as fast.)
Straight Zen 3+ CPUs have reportedly been cancelled, but this will combine Zen 3 CPU cores with RDNA 2 graphics for the first time. The new Xbox and PlayStation consoles have RDNA 2 graphics but use the older Zen 2 cores.
Anime is Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, a high-school romantic comedy that has that rarest of all traits - it knows when to end, and does.
Tech News
- We've reached peak web, and started going backwards. (Datagubbe)
And the trend is accelerating.
- How to do things to stuff. (KalkiCode)
A helpful and pretty comprehensive collection of datastructures and algorithms, with code examples for each one in 10 programming languages plus PHP and JavaScript.
- I guess a quad-core Arm computer with 1GB of RAM is enough to reboot another computer. (Serve the Home)
It's a Raspberry Pi turned into a remote KVM adaptor - which is pretty handy if you have non-standard hardware without it built in. We run some Threadripper nodes remotely that don't have motherboard KVM and it's kind of annoying if we have to open a support ticket just for a reboot.
We'll be replacing those this year with Epyc servers, once they finish rebuilding the datacenter. Because, yes, they're there in Utah.
- And a pound of sugar, and a spoon.
- Colonial Pipeline, which apparently distributes 45% of the fuel for the US east coast, is offline following a cyberattack. (ZDNet)
That's gonna suck.
High School Romantic Comedy Video of the Derp
I like this series because the characters aren't idiots, they just keep falling into the gap between knowing what to do and actually doing it.
Disclaimer: Which is the most many of us ever achieve in life.
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Saturday, May 08
Not Entirely Hopeless Edition
Top Stories
- One third of Twitter users - on iOS, I believe, since this feature has only been deployed on iOS so far - edited or deleted their tweets after a nag screen told them they were being too mean. (Ars Technica)
The other two thirds shouted "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!" and stomped off angrily to their room where they spent the rest of the day griefing wandering traders in Minecraft.
- In slightly brighter news only 4% of iOS users are dumb enough to give web apps permission to track them. (Ars Technica)
Yes, I'd love to see ads for something I already bought splashed across every site I visit for the next month.
Not.
Will wonders never cease?
The second half is Dirty Pair Flash - the prequel series made instead of the planned sequel because the original actress for Yuri had retired and moved to America - but makes it look good.
Tech News
- AMD has desktop APUs - their term for CPUs with integrated graphics - in theory, but in practice only the older, lower-end parts are in stock anywhere. Intel meanwhile has no shortage of desktop CPUs with integrated graphics. Unless you buy an F part, or a high-end i9, all of them have graphics.
But how do they compete? Badly. (AnandTech)
Intel's latest laptop parts - the 11th generation, codenamed Tiger Lake - compete closely with AMD on both CPU and graphics tests, except in heavily multi-threaded workloads where AMD pulls ahead.
But where AMD's scarce desktop APUs have the same graphics cores as their laptop parts, Intel's only have one third - or even one quarter - of the graphics capacity. The resulting performance is not good.
On the third hand, you can actually buy one right now.
- Instead of iPhone, package contained live bobcat. (WCCFTech)
Five stars. Better than I could have hoped.
- Discovery is a bitch part one: 128 million iOS users received free bonus malware as part of a hack that affected over 4000 apps. (Motherboard)
We knew this happened, but the numbers are only coming to light now as part of Epic's lawsuit against Apple.
- Discovery is a bitch part two: Apple tells companies that it prevents from releasing their apps on the App Store to release a web app instead. But Apple deliberately cripples its browser to make web app experience inferior to native apps. (The Verge)
Oh, and Apple forbids other browsers from the App Store. Yes, you can download Chrome, but all you get is Safari in a paper hat.
And, of course, you can't distribute iOS apps except via the App Store.
- Inland is a budget-priced store brand for Microcenter. Turns out that it doesn't suck. (Serve the Home)
They tested the Inland Premium 1TB SSD, and it's as fast as any competing PCIe 3.0 SSD - and in fact 10% faster than is own listed specs - while being one of the cheapest models in its class.
- If you use Foxit Reader to read PDFs, update now. (Bleeping Computer)
Or just uninstall it. Chrome and Chromium-based browsers like Edge have PDF support built in.
- Speaking of Edge the current release crashes while watching YouTube videos in full screen mode (Bleeping Computer)
Hah. You think that's bad? Chrome crashed my entire computer playing YouTube videos.
Admittedly I was playing multiple videos at once, and also two different games, but it still shouldn't crash.
- Only criminals use encryption says the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission, or NKVD. (ZDNet)
"Show me the man", said an NKVD spokesperson on conditions of utter secrecy, "and we'll lock him up. But better us than the Victorian Police, mate. Those bastards are crazy. Don't tell them I said that."
- Everything old is on fire again. (Science)
Specifically, Chernobyl.
The Criminal Princess of Pekoland Video of the Day
I've mentioned before that the Hololive JP Minecraft server is a cross between Disneyland and World War III. Here we see the unveiling of an actual theme park on the server - it's quite an impressive build - and a couple of the ensuing deaths.
Lies In Advertising Anime Opening Theme
This coulda been great. It coulda been a contender.
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