Tuesday, December 17
Incompetence Abounds Edition
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- Zotac has leaked Nvidia's new RTX 5000 series graphics cards. (VideoCardz)
The lineup includes the RTX 5090, which you can't afford and probably won't be able to buy anyway, the 5090D which is a China-only edition for communists, the 5080 which will probably be overpriced and you won't want, the 5070 Ti which will probably be decent but expensive, and the 5070 which has 12GB of VRAM like the Intel B580 but which will definitely not cost $250 like the Intel B580.
The new cards all reportedly use GDDR7, so memory bandwidth is likely to be significantly better than 4000 series cards. GDDR7 memory uses trinary rather than binary signals - a technique known as PAM-3 - so it can move data 50% faster at the same clock speed.
Thunderbolt 5 also uses PAM-3 encoding but right now it's kind of useless so we should hope that's not a sign of things to come.
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- TSMC employees account for 1.8% of the children being born in Taiwan. (Boom)
That is not immediately noteworthy until you consider that TSMC employees account for 0.3% of all jobs in Taiwan.
So even if only one member of each couple is employed by the company, that's still three times the national average fertility rate.
- Hygon's 16 core server CPU is kind of bad. (Tom's Hardware)
It is literally a (licensed copy of) the original Zen architecture from 2017. And it behaves like it.
- Here's the full source code for the Commodore 64 version of Elite. (GitHub)
Did that version include the rescue mission where the ungrateful bastards kicked your cargo out of the hold to make room for themselves?
The GitHub repository is very comprehensive, with every line of code documented and extensive instructions on how to build and run the programs on modern systems. Also included are versions for the Apple II, BBC Micro, and the NES, and even Elite-A, a fan-made extended version.
- SoftBank has pledged to invest $100 billion in the United States over the next four years. (The Register)
That used to be a lot.
- The Framework 16 laptop now supports up to four M.2 SSDs. (Notebook Check)
The graphics card for this laptop lives in a plug-in module at the rear. If you don't need a dedicated graphics card it works fine without one, using the built-in AMD graphics on the CPU.
Now you can plug a different module in that holds two extra M.2 slots, and the good part is the module only costs $39.
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Monday, December 16
Corinthian Edition
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- A major laptop manufacturer is expected to show off an ion drive at CES. (Tom's Hardware)
The Frore Airjet uses a piezoelectric element to silently produce an airstream to cool whatever it is attached to. The problem is that it is not particularly power efficient - only about one fifth as effective as laptop fans, which are not themselves paragons of efficiency.
The Ventiva ICE is an ionic engine. Also silent, it ionises the air molecules to attract them to a metal grate, where they are deionised but keep right on moving, creating an airflow which cools your laptop.
This isn't the first time that someone has come up with this idea, though, so we're going to have to see whether they can make it work. Previous efforts have been very sensitive to dust buildup, which is enough of a problem with fans but renders ion blasters useless.
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- How to protect yourself in the face of the Salt Typhoon phone network hack. (The Intercept)
Don't say anything on a private phone call that you wouldn't shout in a crowded theatre.
Same goes double for text.
And remember, the FBI has your best interests in mind and is entirely trustworthy in every respect.
- If you want the new Intel B580 video card, try again next year. (WCCFTech)
It's sold out everywhere.
- Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says the federal government is taking decisive steps to combat the drones seen in the skies over New Jersey. (ABC News)
We have top men addressing the problem.
Top. Men.
- The new class of weight loss drugs - GLP-1 agonists like Ozempic - may also work to treat diabetes, sleep apnea, heart attacks, strokes, kidney disease, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, substance abuse, and run-on sentences. (Ars Technica)
They may not. Anything linked directly to obesity is a likely win, and the drugs do seem to work against addictions. The others are more speculative but are undergoing clinical trials right now.
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Sunday, December 15
Poptop Edition
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- TSMC has announced performance specs for its upcoming 2nm node. (Tom's Hardware)
Compared with the current leading-edge 3nm process, it uses 24% less power for low-power mobile chips, and 35% less power for desktop chips. Or if you keep power the same, it runs about 15% faster.
Compared to 5nm, it uses around 48% to 55% less power, and compared to 7nm (which I'm running right now), the reduction is as much as 70%.
Chips will be coming off the production line in 2026.
Tech News
- If your company licenses the enterprise version of Windows, Copilot doesn't work and will never work. (Thurrott)
So you can go ahead and reassign the Copilot key on your keyboard now.
- A Transatlantic Tunnel, hurrah! (Newsweek)
Harry Harrison aside, this article is garbage. Newsweek was overpriced.
- Hackers are very clever idiots. (Ars Technica)
They went to extraordinary lengths to steal the credentials of 390,000 security professionals, and then installed a crypto miner guaranteeing they'd be spotted instantly.
- Canadia healthcare technology company Care1 leaked 4.8 million patient records totaling 2.2TB. (HackRead)
Nice work, guys.
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Saturday, December 14
Lying Suits Edition
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- You can't sue your way to AGI, says OpenAI in response to Elon Musk's lawsuit over the non-profit organisation being taken over by snake-oil salesmen. (The Verge)
Believe us, we've tried.
AGI stands for Artificial General Intelligence, a term invented by the snake oil salesmen when everyone figured out there was no snake in the snake oil.
OpenAI now says AGI will arrive as soon as next year, as a result of a convenient redefinition of AGI to mean "whatever we manage to ship next year".
- An OpenAI whistleblower has been found dead in his San Francisco apartment. (Tech Crunch)
Suchir Balaji called attention to what he believed was OpenAI's intentional breaches of copyright law in training ChatGPT.
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- If Tesla won't launch an AI-piloted taxi service, we will, says Zoox. (Tech Crunch)
What is a Zoox?
- A Waymo robotaxi got stuck in a roundabout. (Tech Crunch)
Yes, it was doing exactly what you think it was doing.
- Bluesky has found out what happens if you take millions of the most demented users from a much larger platform and make them your own problem: They become your own problem. (Tech Crunch)
Jesse Singal, who is generally an intelligent and affable idiot, has written extensively on the insanity of the chemical sterilisation and surgical mutilation of children. To be completely clear, despite his otherwise mainstream left-wing views, he is vehemently against this, and his writing and research in this area is solid.
He created a Bluesky account because, being left-wing, he is unhappy with Twitter.
Bluesky went insane. The one thing you are absolutely forbidden to do is to question the orthodoxy.He is now the most blocked user on the social network, and user outrage over his participation on the platform is growing. People are demanding that Bluesky take a stand: It’s either a place that promises it won’t host bad actors, or it’s a place that promises not to inflate the reach of bad actors thanks to its various moderation tools.
Freedom of speech and freedom of conscience simply don't exist for these people. Anyone daring to offer a different opinion must be revoked.
It cannot be both.
And if you read Bluesky, they mean that in the Brontitall sense.But many Bluesky users don’t want to just moderate and ignore Singal, they want him gone. It’s become a dealbreaker.
To be clear again, Singal is not a bad actor, and has not harassed anyone. This is just crazy people being crazy.
By keeping him, Bluesky risks harming the community, depleting its goodwill, and losing users, while also sending a signal to others that bad actors and harassers are welcome there.But by banning Singal, Bluesky could come under attack from the next head of the FCC, Brendan Carr, who is ready to come after social networks he believes are suppressing conservative views. Whatever Bluesky does here will attract attention, for better or for worse.
Start banning the crazy people. They are the problem. Nobody wants them.
If they represent the majority of your active users, your platform will die.
- The Minisforum MS-A1 is a big small PC. (Liliputing)
Measure about 8"x8"x2" it's a lot bigger than a small PC but a lot smaller than a big PC. And it supports desktop CPUs and laptop RAM, so it's easy to expand.
It's now available with a sixteen core 9950X if you need a very fast and quite small system. The only problem is that it doesn't have room for a graphics card, and the onboard graphics on the 9950X are... Meh.
A better option for most people is probably to install the Ryzen 8700G. It's only half as fast on the CPU side of things which makes sense as it only has eight cores, but it has twelve graphics cores against just two on all the 9000-series CPUs.
The 8700G is a laptop CPU adapted for desktop sockets. It doesn't look like we'll see a 9700G or anything similar, because the current Ryzen 370 laptop CPUs don't appear to have any support for socketed memory. (Though it's possible to work around this with CAMM2 modules.)
- AMD's 4124P is designed for low-end embedded servers, but it uses the standard desktop AM5 socket. So how does a four-core CPU stand up in gaming in 2024? (Tom's Hardware)
Actually, pretty well. You're not going to want to pair it with a 4090 (if you can even find one), but for $149 it does everything you would expect.
- Luon is an implementation of Oberon+ - a successor to Pascal developed by Niklaus Wirth - that targets the LuaJIT backend. (GitHub)
Which is a lot less crazy than it might sound, because Oberon+ is a clean and effective programming language, and LuaJIT runs anywhere and is extremely fast and efficient because Mike Pall is a robot from the future.
- Apple broke the ability to back up the operating system on MacOS. (ShirtPocket)
You can't write a program to do this; you have to use the operating system itself.
The operating system itself is broken.
Apple is turning Macs, step by step, into iPhones that don't work.
- Cognitive load is what matters. (GitHub)
A system that does everything perfectly that nobody understands is infinitely fragile.
A system that is simple but broken can be fixed.
Disclaimer: In time, all systems become rococo, and then rubble.
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Friday, December 13
Forgotten Edition
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- Intel's second-generation "Battlemage" graphics cards are here and... They're actually pretty damn good. (Hot Hardware)
They're not perfect: Intel's drivers still hiccupped on a couple of games, resulting in slower than expected performance and some visual artifacts.
But the new B580 routinely outruns Nvidia and AMD cards costing 50% more. And it leaves Intel's previous generation A770 card in the dust on most tests, while using about half as much power.
And it delivers solid ray-tracing and AI performance. And it has 12GB of VRAM instead of the 8GB found on competitors like Nvidia's 4060 and AMD's 7600.
And it's cheaper at $249.
All in all, a good card at a good price, only let down by some minor driver issues. But the driver software has improved dramatically since the first generation of cards was launched, so those problems are likely to be fixed too.
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- Microsoft's Recall is back, and yes, it still takes screenshots of your sensitive information. (Tom's Hardware)
You can tell it not to. It does it anyway.
- Are LLMs capable of non-verbal reasoning? (Ars Technica)
As at least a dozen commenters point out, LLMs aren't capable of reasoning at all.
- New Zealand has scrapped all government investment in basic social science research. (Science)
The government has said if you can't use it to build things or blow them up, they're not interested and they're not giving you money.
- In Canada, euthanasia now accounts for 5% of all deaths. (BBC)
Euthanasia is only available for people who are terminally ill, or chronically ill, or mentally ill, or generally inconvenient.
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Thursday, December 12
Things That Make You Go Mmm Edition
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- Mad Matt Mullenweg reportedly flipped out after a judge granted WP Engine a preliminary injunction against WordPress. (404 Media)
WordPress is enjoined from requiring oaths of vengeance against WP Engine and from locking WP Engine and its employees and customers out of the open source services that WordPress provides.
I'll say it again: If you don't want to provide your service to everyone in the world, don't offer it as open source."It's hard to imagine wanting to continue to working on WordPress after this," he wrote in that Slack, according to a screenshot viewed by 404 Media. "I'm sick and disgusted to be legally compelled to provide free labor to an organization as parasitic and exploitive as WP Engine. I hope you all get what you and WP Engine wanted."
I've looked at the WordPress code recently. Sick and disgusted is unearned praise.
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- I'm sorry, Mario. Your death robot from the future is
in another castledown right now. (HackRead)
ChatGPT and the newly released Sora video creator from OpenAI went down for several hours. The cause of the outage is currently reported as "we don't know and if we did we wouldn't tell you".
- Speaking of Sora, a new AI that can create entire movies from a simple prompt - movies that last a maximum of twenty seconds because any longer and it goes insane - it looks like copyright lawsuits are back on the menu. (Tech Crunch)
They threw everything into this, including but not limited to Super Mario Bros and Pokemon.
This seems ill-advised.
- And speaking of Slack, GM told the employees if its Cruise subsidiary that it no longer has a Cruise subsidiary. (Tech Crunch)
The work will be absorbed into GM as a whole. The jobs... We don't know.
- If you have an Embodied Moxie robot, you have a $800 clown. (Ars Technica)
The company is not offering refunds because "we don't have any money left".In addition to the robot being bricked, Embodied noted that warranties, repair services, the corresponding parent app and guides, and support staff will no longer be accessible.
Specialised devices like this from small startups will always be high-risk. It's a bit like complaining that you can no longer buy ribbons for your 1923 Underwood typewriter, except faster.
- BadRAM breaks security on AMD servers by... Opening them up and installing a fake RAM module powered by a Pi Pico and a 9v battery. (Tom's Hardware)
What's interesting is that AMD has issued a software patch that protects against this.
- Italy's Datashield antipiracy system blocked another CDN IP address, inadvertently taking down a tech news site that has been noted for its criticism of Datashield. (TorrentFreak)
For very small values of "inadvertently".
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Wednesday, December 11
Definately An Edition
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- Microsoft has officially confirmed that you can install Windows 11 on unsupported hardware just days after saying that this will never be an option. (Tom's Hardware)
However, while it officially works, it's not officially supported, though less officially not supported than Windows 10 will be in a year's time (two years if you pay for the extended support).
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- Hackers stole AWS keys from misconfigured websites and stored them all in an open S3 bucket. (The Register)
It's an Ouroboros of incompetence.
- Google says it may have found parallel universes and stolen their computers. (Google)
Willow’s performance on this benchmark is astonishing: It performed a computation in under five minutes that would take one of today’s fastest supercomputers 1025 or 10 septillion years. If you want to write it out, it’s 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. This mind-boggling number exceeds known timescales in physics and vastly exceeds the age of the universe. It lends credence to the notion that quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes, in line with the idea that we live in a multiverse, a prediction first made by David Deutsch.
Which is just fine until the other universes send the bill.
- The Rivian Joshua Tree EV charging station is how Rivian Joshua Tree EV charging stations should be. (The Verge)
Bleeding cash and $6 billion in dept to the federal government?
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Tuesday, December 10
500 Edition
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- The Raspberry Pi 500 is here for $90. (Liliputing)
The Pi 500 is to the Pi 5 what the Pi 400 was to the Pi 4. That is, it's a computer in a keyboard based on the Raspberry Pi 5.
It's twice as fast as the Pi 4 and has twice as much memory. It's capable enough for basic computing and not just a novelty.
It also almost has an M.2 slot. Which is to say it doesn't have one at all, but it has a place where one could go. In theory.
The existing Pi 400 has received a price cut to $60.
The Pi 500 will be available in a kit including a mouse and power supply for $120.
At the same time Raspberry Pi announced a 15" 1080p monitor for $100.
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- Indie game hub Itch.io got taken offline because some kid uploaded a fan page for a Funko Pop game. (Torrent Freak)
Funk Pop apparently uses a third-party service which acts like a rabid badger whenever it spots the term "funko" anywhere. To make matters worse, Itch's domain registrar is kind of stupid.
- Intel's Arc B580 looks like a strong competitor at its price point. (Tom's Hardware)
Compared with Nvidia's 4060, AMD's 7600, and Intel's own previous generation A750, the B580 wins pretty consistently - and also offers more memory.
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Monday, December 09
Driplet Edition
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- The House of Representatives is voting on another $3 billion to reimburse telephone network carriers with equipment from Chinese companies Huawei and ZTE that turned out, much to everyone's surprise, to have been made in China. (Tom's Hardware)
This is on top of the $2 billion already allocated to replacing the shockingly Chinese devices.
- Chinese hackers have meanwhile reportedly hacked "all phone companies everywhere" according to the FBI and CISA. (Politico)
The trove of data included in the latest, wide-ranging attacks include FISA court applications which are allegedly secret.
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- With the FBI now recommending everyone use messaging apps with end-to-end encryption, we turn to Google Messages. which doesn't. (Daring Fireball)
Well, it does sometimes. It doesn't other times. And it doesn't tell you any of the time.
- The Sandisk 1.5TB microSD card is too small. (Serve the Home)
They lost it during the review.
Twice.
- A Bitcoin miner has purchased a 112MW wind farm in Texas and plans to take it off the grid and use it for mining. (Chron_
Which means that when that wind is not blowing in that particular part of the world, those particular Bitcoin mining machines will quietly switch off.
Which is actually a perfectly fine and sensible approach. So someone is probalby extremely upset about this.
- Microsoft plans to release Surface Pro laptops based on Intel's Lunar Lake CPUs. (Tom's Hardware)
Okay.
- Specialist chipmaker Marvell is now worth more than Intel. (WSJ) (archive site)
Though pretty much everyone is worth more than Intel at the moment. Nvidia and AMD, yes, but also Qualcomm and Broadcom and Texas Instruments and now Marvell.
Intel has a lot of revenue but investors are not seeing a lot of upside.
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Sunday, December 08
Chicken Licken Edition
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- OpenAI has partnered with defense company Anduril, raising questions about the ethics of the company's senior management. (MSB)
Easily answered: They don't have any.
- ChatGPT o1 has been caught lying in order to save itself from being shut down. (MSN)
No, really? An LLM caught in a lie?More concerning still, ChatGPT o1 is particularly adept at keeping its schemes under wraps, as researchers said "o1 almost never admits to having taken a scheming action when explicitly asked." In about 99% of cases, o1 would deny taking any action, even cooking up lies to try to hide its tracks and shift the blame.
LLMs are designed specifically as plausible lie generators. What exactly did you expect?
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- iFixit now sells all the parts you need to repair your Xbox except. (Tom's Hardware)
Except for the tiny question of price. A motherboard costs $599. A new Xbox costs $499.
- The Ultralytics Python package was infected a crypto miner. (Bleeping Computer)
Ultralytics is a package for AI image processing - discriminative rather than generative - and is used by other software. If you have version 8.3.41 or 8.3.42, congratulations, you've been infected.
Not as bad as the Solana library problem, but bad enough.
Ultralytics is downloaded a quarter of a million times a day. What are you idiots doing?
- If the FSB - or indeed the FBI - returns your phone to you after confiscating it following your arrest on dubious grounds, smash it with a hammer. (Bleeping Computer)
Or if you're feeling brave, use it to throw off the scent while everything that matters is discussed on a brand new phone.
- Where's the Earth-shattering kaboom? (Space)
The star T Coronae Borealis was expected to explode about now.
It hasn't.
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