A cricket bat!
Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
Four?
I kept biting them!
Why?
They said you weren't real.

Friday, April 24

Geek

Daily News Stuff 23 April 2020

Dreaming Of Pad Siew Edition

Tech News

Disclaimer: Actually, K9 showed up briefly in Season Four's finale, Journey's End.

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Thursday, April 23

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Daily News Stuff 22 April 2020

Cannot Read Property PartNumber Of Undefined Edition

Tech News

  • Australia had only four new cases of Wuhan Bat Soup Death Plague overnight.  Yeah, not deaths, cases.  And testing is fairly widespread now.

    Things are so good that Coles has reopened home delivery.  (ZDNet)

    Shame that their website WON'T ACTUALLY LET YOU CHECK OUT.

    (Despite what the article says, Woolworths has been taking home deliveries throughout the plague.  They have added third-party deliveries as an option though.)


  • Need a 32-core Arm development system?  (AnandTech)

    Me neither.  When I saw the headline I was hoping for for a look at those new 80 core parts that can actually compete on some tasks with a 64 core Epyc, but this is the previous generation.


  • Razer has two new 13" Blade Stealth models.  (AnandTech)

    They couple the Intel Core i7-1065G7 - a 25W 4-core part - with an Nvidia GTX 1650 in a sleek case with a 60Hz 4K or 120Hz 1080p display and no dedicated PgUp/PgDn/Home/End keys.

    No, I don't know why either.


  • Gigabyte's Z490 motherboards are ready for PCIe 4.0.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Shame about Intel.  They'll get around to that eventually.  Maybe next year.


  • Everything not mandatory is forbidden.  Everything not forbidden is mandatory.

    Except for things that are both.  (TechDirt)

    New York, New York, it's a wonderful town.  The mayor is a commie and the governor's a clown.


  • Things Jaana wishes developers knew about databases.  (Medium)

    With many developers I'd settle for You can't get something out of the database unless you put it in there first.

    Oh, and Don't use a search query when you know the primary key.


  • Stripe is watching everything you do.  (MTLynch.io)

    The recommended procedure for using Stripe is to include their JavaScript on every page in your site, even ones that don't have anything to do with payment processing.

    This is of course retarded.

    The reason for this is apparently that it makes CAPTCHAs less necessary and more reliable.

    This is of course retarded.

    If you follow this recommendation, Stripe tracks everything every visitor to your site does.

    This is, of course, retarded.


Disclaimer: The Invisible Enemy was the first Doctor Who story to feature K9.  (The last - or at least most recent - was School Reunion.)

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Tuesday, April 21

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Daily News Stuff 21 April 2020

Beware The Ides Of...  Never Mind Edition

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Music Video of the Day



Disclaimer: Heat cannot of itself pass from one body to a hotter body.

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Monday, April 20

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Daily News Stuff 20 April 2020

Half Baked Edition

Tech News

Disclaimer: Which are worth about $0.000024 each.

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Daily News Stuff 19 April 2020

Catoblepas R Us Edition

Tech News

  • Most of the Ryzen 4000 laptops announced so far have used H and HS series chips - 45 and 35W parts.  The new Zenbook 14 uses the 15W 8 core Ryzen 4700U.  (Tom's Hardware)

    It pairs the chip with 16GB of LPDDR4X RAM at 4266MHz, which should unlock the power of the integrated graphics....  And also has an Nvidia MX350 with 2GB of 7GHz GDDR5 on a 64-bit bus.  Which means that the dedicated graphics actually have less memory bandwidth than the integrated graphics, which has to be first.

    Specs for the rest of the laptop have yet to be announced.  Or leak, whichever.


  • A look at a fake Intel quad 10GbE network card.  (Serve the Home)

    Apart from not actually being built by Intel, it works perfectly.


  • How will tech hubs weather the pandemic?  (Tech Crunch)

    With any luck by sinking into the ocean, never to be heard from again.


  • A look inside AMD's Am2901 bit-slice CPU.  (Righto)

    Back before you could fit 300 million transisters into a single square millimetre, you might have only been able to build a 4-bit CPU at a reasonable price.  The Am2901 was a 4-bit CPU.  But if you wired two of them together, it became an eight-bit CPU, and if you wired eight of them together you had yourself a 32-bit CPU, albeit a rather slow one because of the external carry propagation.

    Despite that - and the complexity of building a real-world 32-bit CPU out of MSI parts - it saw adoption in many places where a full custom design was too expensive and standard logic too bulky: The famous Xerox Star workstation, computers onboard the F16C/D, and later models of the VAX-11 before the introduction of the VLSI-based MicroVAX.


Disclaimer: When this guy looks inside a chip, he really looks inside a chip.

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Sunday, April 19

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Daily News Stuff 18 April 2020

Did I Mention The Buick Edition

Tech News



Disclaimer: At this rate we should see 0nm chips with a 0W TDP by 2028, unless Intel chooses to jump the gun on that.

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Saturday, April 18

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Daily News Stuff 17 April 2020

Missed It By That Much Edition

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  • Wuhan increased its bat soup death toll by 50%.  (New York Times)

    And that's their final offer.


  • Western Digital isn't the only one with the shingles.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Turns out everyone's doing it.  Literally everyone who still makes hard drives, which means Seagate and Toshiba.


  • Building your own ZFS-based NAS.  (Serve the Home)

    In case you don't have Synology units landing randomly on your doorstep.


  • Apple's HomePod is still widely misunderstood.  (9to5Mac)

    Clearly it's a pod that contains a home.

    [At this juncture your intrepid reporter attempted to find a clip of Bulma using her pods and instead discovered that YouTube is full of horrible perverts.]




  • Woolworths promises I'll get my lamingtons today.  What else did I order?  Hmm.  Brioche, carrot cake, peanut butter, iced tea, chicken tenders, Pepsi Max, vanilla and pomegranate cleaning spray....  Sounds like a party.

    Update: And they forgot all the frozen items.


Disclaimer: It works better once you remember that the show called them capsules.

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Friday, April 17

Anime

There's Treasure Everywhere


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Thursday, April 16

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Daily News Stuff 16 April 2020

Where The Heck Are My Lamingtons Edition

Tech News



Disclaimer: Please keep this disclaimer visible on your person at all times.

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Wednesday, April 15

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Daily News Stuff 15 April 2020

That's Not How It Works Edition

Tech News

  • Fuck Dropbox.

    Seriously, if your cloud storage solution requires me to worry about keeping offsite backups you are doing everything wrong.

    My plan was to map Dropbox onto a Synology shared folder that gets snapshotted regularly so I could instantly recover the next time it decided to randomly delete all my files.  Of course, Dropbox doesn't let you do that (there is a reason, but I don't care) and it's madness anyway.

    I might try Microsoft's storage - whatever it is they call it - since I'm already paying for it with my Office 365 subscription.


  • AMD has released three new EPYC processors in the F series.  (Anandtech)

    These are large cache, high-frequency, low core count parts, up to a maximum of 24 cores.  They're a good alternative to the Threadrippers we just deployed at work if you're willing to lose a little clock speed (3.9GHz max instead of 4.5GHz) for more memory, more memory channels, more cache, and dual sockets.

    They also cost more, of course.

    Serve the Home has more.

    And so does Phoronix.


  • Western Digital Red NAS drives between 2TB and 6TB have shingles.  (Tom's Hardware)

    That's not necessarily fatal.  The real problem is that Western Digital didn't bother to mention that anywhere.

    SMR (shingled) drives behave weirdly during random writes, being bimodal.  They typically have a WAFL cache of 20GB or so, and random writes in that area are faster than any other mechanical drive, up to 2000 IOPS.  Outside that area though performance plummets to as little as 30 IOPS.

    It can also be a problem when replacing drives in RAID arrays - random writes can be so slow that the RAID controller (hardware or software) marks the new drive as failed and kicks it back out again.

    And RAID arrays are the entire target market for the Western Digital Red.


  • Both Samsung and TSMC are delaying 3nm GAAFET mass production until 2022.  (WCCFTech)

    Considering that AMD has just blown Intel out of the water with 7nm parts, and 5nm production is already ramping up at TSMC, a six-month delay in the next generation after that is not the end of the world.


  • GitHub is now free for private development.  (GitHub)

    If you need enterprise features or direct support you will still pay for that, but if you just want the standard GitHub features for private projects, that is now free.

    The Team plan, which includes a few extra features and more storage over the free plan, is now just $4 per user per month, which considering developer salaries is basically noise.


  • Python is turning into Node.js.  (Fly, Crash, Raise Exception)

    Most of our code at work is still Python 2.7.  This blog is Python 2.6.  While Python has served me well for a long time, I am considering abandoning ship.


  • regex2fat is a utility that converts regular expressions into FAT32 filesystems.  (GitHub)
    Q: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TURN A DFA INTO A FAT32 FILE SYSTEM!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A DIRECTORY WITH MULTIPLE PARENTS!!! YOU ARE BREAKING THE ASSUMPTION OF LACK OF LOOPERINOS NOOOOOOOOO

    A: Haha OS-driven regex engine go brrrrr

    Do not try this at home.

  • I think I may just have to learn COBOL.  (The Verge)

    I've used what, 25, maybe 30 other programming languages over the years; one more isn't going to break me.  And the job security can't be beat.


Disclaimer: I'm back on Twitter now, so incoherent rants other than those focused on specific technologies will mostly go there.

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