The ravens are looking a bit sluggish. Tell Malcolm they need new batteries.

Thursday, February 11

Geek

Daily News Stuff 11 February 2021

Road To Amelion Edition

Tech News

  • Another day, another blonde chaos gremlin hits the million mark.

    🎉 Watson Amelia🔎 celebrates 1,000,000 subscribers 🎉 from r/Hololive

    She was playing Oblivion at the time, but she had an Instant Party button wired up ready to go.




  • Comparing the Threadripper Pro 3995WX to mere mortal systems.  (AnandTech)

    This is the Lenovo Thinkstation P620 again, and not the Asus motherboard.  Which is a shame, because it would be really nice to see this tested with consumer rather than OEM parts.

    It only came out slightly ahead of the 3990X, but what you're paying for here is the far greater memory and I/O capacity rather than raw performance.


  • Samsung is planning a new $17 billion fab in Texas.  (AnandTech)

    Production is expected to start coming online as soon as 2023.


  • Speaking of Samsung, Qualcomm's new 5G modem chips use their 4nm process.  (AnandTech)

    Or more precisely, will do so, since the parts aren't shipping yet.  They're expected to arrive in flagship phones this year though.


  • Cooking up some baby potatoes in my air fryer now as an experiment.  Only cooked chips, chicken nuggets, and simple things like that previously.

    Verdict: Not bad.  As Terry Pratchett said, if you add butter and salt they taste like salty butter.


  • AMD's StoreMI caching software now works with Threadripper Pro systems.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Okay, it makes sense to test and qualify it across your full range of desktop CPUs, but on the other hand, no-one is going to spend $5000 on a CPU and then want driver-based hybrid storage.

    On the third hand, the 16 core Threadripper Pro is only $1150, so maybe there's a niche there.


  • Let's Encrypt is prepping.  (Let's Encrypt)

    They issue an average of two million certificates per day, but want to be prepared in case disaster strikes and every single certificate needs to be reissued at once.

    They've upgraded to new Dell Epyc servers with 2TB of RAM for the databases, 25Gb Ethernet using hardware donated by Cisco, and dedicated encryption hardware capable of 800 million signing operations per day.


  • Apple: North Dakota bill threatens to destroy the iPhone as you know it.  (MacRumors)

    Everyone else: Good.


  • Before Cat Lawyer there was Cat Chemist.  (Archive.org)

    Same software struck in the same way back in 2013.  That was before Zoom even existed.  It was shipped as a default webcam filter on some Dell laptops.


  • Shame, PyPI.  Shame.



  • Did the Democrats just get caught using fake evidence in the impeachment farce?

    Yes.  The answer is yes.


  • Publishing a new ERC721 contract (with some custom features) on the Matic EVM-compatible network costs $0.000489.

    Over the past 24 hours, publishing the same contract to the Ethereum mainnet would have cost between $600 and $2600 depending on when you were unfortunate enough to be trying to do it.

    Last time I was publishing new contracts - about nine months ago - it was around $20, and that was already a problem because the contract required several last-minute revisions.

    The current situation is insane.


World's Fastest Doog Video of the Day


Blink and you'll die in a traffic accident.


I See Nazi People Video of the Day

Gina Carano was fired by Disney for calling attention to the dangers of ostracising and blacklisting people over their opinions.


Linking to Clownfish here because most of the sites are lying about this, celebrating it, or both.


Disclaimer: I see Nazi people.  They don't know they're Nazis.  They're everywhere.

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Wednesday, February 10

Geek

Daily News Stuff 10 February 2021

Haatochamillion Edition

Tech News

  • Wait, you can embed Reddit posts?  Let's try that.  Don't have a tag yet, so these are manual.

    🎉 Akai Haato❤️ celebrates 1,000,000 subscribers 🎉 from r/Hololive

    Card

    Amelia is at 995k, and Coco at 980k right now.  Haachama was in third place but then she strapped on a JATO unit and blew right past them.

    Reddit embeds seem to work pretty well - and load a lot faster than Twitter - with one exception.  If a post has been edited by default it won't display the text in an embed (which is reasonable - you don't want to accidentally embed something that then turns weird), but if you disable that feature it still doesn't display the text.


  • The advantage of having a split personality is that you can be in two places at once.  Akai Haato has a livestream starting in an hour:



    While Haachama is doing a Minecraft collab with Mio, Fubuki, Botaan, and Watame.



    Update: She ducked out of the collab to do a live version of her own stream rather than the pre-recorded one.  It's extra weird this way.  Psychological horror / one million subscriber party crossover.


  • My huge grocery order arrived.  Or more precisely, I got some chicken, some grapes, and some eggs and margarine.

    Everything else - 90% of the order - was listed as out of stock.  Everything from flour, sugar, potatoes, and Pepsi to my favourite gluten-free carrot cake slices that actually do go out of stock regularly.

    Apparently there was a widespread failure of their barcode scanning system late last night when my order was being picked, and so I got only the few items that they already had in the cart when the scanners failed.

    They didn't bother to say that, though.  Just an automated sorry, some of your items were out of stock followed by two pages of stuff I didn't get.

    Even bigger order inbound tomorrow, I hope.  A few items are now on sale so I'm saving about $20.


  • I found a donut maker.  Actually a four-in-one device with swappable cooking plates - donuts, waffles, and open and closed toasted sandwiches.

    The same store I found that has one donut maker - the only one I can find in Australia - has ten different takoyaki makers.


  • Zombie girl is singing anime songs.  Including K-On.  Took me a moment to go from hey I know that one, to oh, yeah.


  • Chrome sucks at handling busy YouTube livestreams.

    How badly does it suck?  A stream that caused Chrome to freeze up on my desktop PC (Ryzen 1700, 16GB RAM), played just fine, including live chat, on a 2013 Nexus 7 (1.5GHz Snapdragon S4 Pro, 2GB RAM) using the YouTube app.


  • Why Intel's new Rocket Lake processors won't work on most current motherboards.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Because fuck you, that's why.


  • We've removed your clothing items from our store because they contain drugs, somehow.  (Medium)

    Also no, even though you pay us over $100,000 a year and this is obvious bullshit you get no support whatsoever.

    Also yes, we do sell hundreds of thousands of products that are obviously fake and do nothing about them despite constant complaints.

    Yes, it's Amazon again.


  • Intel's Horse Ridge II has a maximum operating temperature of 4.  (Serve the Home)

    4 Kelvin.

    It's a support chip for quantum computing - a qubit interface chip, rather than the qubit processing element itself.


  • Apple has patched their sudo problem.  (Bleeping Computer)

    In the last three releases, so you're not forced to upgrade just for the security fix.  I rag on Apple a lot, and all of it is deserved, but this they've handled appropriately.


  • Qaulcomm's new X65 5G modem can hit 10Gbps.  (ZDNet)

    No, you don't need 10Gbps on your phone.  The point of this is to get your download done and your phone back to idle and the network free again as quickly as possible.


  • LineageOS now supports the Nintendo Switch.  (XDA Developers)

    You need to find an older Switch though, because Nintendo have patched the firmware to prevent you having nice things.


  • One of the key features of the new Arm-based Macs is that they can run iOS apps.  Unless Apple decides that they can't.  (9to5Mac)

    Apple could have added an alert saying that certain apps are not officially supported on MacOS, but instead they tell you that you are not permitted to run your software on your hardware. 

    It doesn't matter if you've bought the app.  It doesn't matter if you've bought the computer.  You don't own anything here.  Fuck you.


K-On Song Video of the Day


I don't think the series had any of the full-length songs within the actual episodes.  In fact, for a show about music it had remarkably little music.  A Channel had a new full-length song in every episode.


The Tokyo Philharmonic Celebrates Haachama's Milestone Video of the Day




Let Me Explain

No, there is to much.  Let me sum up.

http://ai.mee.nu/images/Haachamato.jpg?size=720x&q=95

Click for bigger version.



Disclaimer: Rice is a side dish.  Everything is a side dish if you're brave enough.

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Tuesday, February 09

Geek

Daily News Stuff 9 February 2021

Takoyaki Cake Pop Edition

Tech News

  • Need a 28GBps SSD?  Highpoint has you covered, sort of.  (Tom's Hardware)

    It's a PCIe 4.0 x16 card with an NVMe RAID controller - just 0/1/10, no 5/6 here - that takes eight M.2 devices and merges them into one big, very fast, blob.

    Price is around $1300.  You can get much cheaper four-slot adaptors, because those can be done with a passive board and the CPU's own PCIe bifurcation support (simply splitting a x16 link into four x4 links), but if you want this many devices on a single card you need the expensive custom chip.


  • Tesla bought $1.5 billion worth of Bitcoin.  (Tom's Hardware)

    And announced it would be accepting payments in BTC.

    Given the timing, they've probably already made over $500 million on this.


  • CD Projekt Red got hacked and is being held to ransom.  (WCCFTech)

    Their official response to their Perforce server getting hacked and all the files deleted was Pfft, we use Perforce, there's nothing worse you can do to us.

    Also, they have backups.


  • Zen 4 could deliver a 25% IPC increase and 40% overall performance boost over Zen 3 or not.  (WCCFTech)

    That's an awful lot for a fourth-gen part, but their track record so far makes this entirely plausible.  Zen 4 won't be out this year, but there may be a Zen 3+ update in between.

    Rumours for Zen 4 are only just starting to appear, but the rumours for Zen 3 were pretty darn accurate.  AMD has spoken publicly about Zen 4 but has given few details so far.  (The Street)


  • 20% of all requests to Wikimedia - the image library for Wikipedia - are for one particular photo of a New York aster.  (Wikimedia)

    As in the flower.  (Wikipedia)

    Nobody knows why.


  • PyPI is awash with spam right now.  (ZDNet)

    This is bad, first because it's full of spam, and second because if the moderators are busy fighting spam they might miss malware.


  • Google's fuckup with Terraria is getting more attention now, though not from Google.

    Ars Technica

    Rock Paper Shotgun

    IGN

    PC Magazine

    Polygon

    The Escapist

    The Verge

    Curiously enough, DuckDuckGo provides much better search results here than Google itself.

    I just wonder how much bad news is required to get Google to respond.  Any competent or honest company would have done something about this already.


  • You can't buy a home donut maker in Australia.  They just don't exist.  Commercial unit that can crank out 1750 donuts an hour, sure.   Amazon AU sells those.  Home unit that makes four or six at a time, no.

    I could order one from Amazon US, but then I'd need a suitable adaptor, which would cost as much as the donut maker itself.



  • Monkeys R Us.




Meanwhile on YouTube Kids Video of the Day



Yes, this video on YouTube Kids is by the same girl who cooked and ate a tarantula, reviewed adult fan art of herself - on four separate occasions, and most recently, um, oh, there's a new one.



It's hard to explain what is happening on her channel right now, except in numbers.  Since she started this weird avant garde performance art kick, she's shot up the charts to be second in subscriber growth behind only Gura, and far and away the top in views for the past week.

Update:



If you aren't up to your eyeballs in Haachamania that thumbnail will look perfectly normal.  I've been following a lot of it and without watching the most recent stream this would have passed without comment except for nice, one of her chill Minecraft building streams.

She's about 30 hours away from the million mark (currently 989,000 subscribers) so she'll probably settle back down to her normal levels of creative insanity soon.  I think she wants to feel like she's earned that million.  She has, of course, but she wants to feel it.

Update update:


Oh, it won't show full size even in an embed.  You'll need to click through.  Or not, if you want to sleep ever again.


Reminded of This By Wonderduck Video of the Day




Disclaimer: Bacon donuts, making bacon donuts...

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Monday, February 08

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Daily News Stuff 8 February 2021

Chicken With A Chainsaw Edition

Tech News

Mouse Computer Ad Roundup Video of the Day



Ran out of individual videos, so here's a whole bunch of them.  The ones with the little drummer girl start around the two minute mark.


Disclaimer: It's supposed to be pay-to-play.  It's a business.  That's how businesses work.  That's the entire point.

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Sunday, February 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 February 2021

Making Chicken Pancakes Edition

Tech News

  • I have only one source of gluten-free chicken nuggets, they're not particularly cheap, and they're out of stock half the time.

    But I now have a little oven that can cook basically anything and be wiped clean with a handful of paper towels no matter how messy the recipe.  So time to experiment.

    I've ordered a big batch of chicken fillets and gluten-free marinades, flour, breadcrumbs, and pancake mix to try out in various combinations.  Plus some vegetables so I can just do a mini roast dinner.  Won't go hungry this week.


  • Speaking of PCIe 5.0 Silicon Motion expects to be shipping PCIe 5.0 SSD controllers in the second half of 2022.  (Tom's Hardware)

    No technical details yet, but the first PCIe 4.0 controllers could "only" reach 5GB per second so we might see something similar again.


  • Reverse-engineering a one-bit processor.  (Righto)

    This is not even a bit-slice CPU, it is literally a one-bit architecture.


  • You apparently can stop the Signal.  (Bleeping Computer)

    Iran banned Signal.

    Signal suggested users use SSL proxies and provided sample code.

    Security researchers posted information about security issues with this approach to GitHub.

    Signal said please don't use GitHub for this, post the details to our support forums.

    The researchers posted the information to Signal's support forums.

    Signal banned them.


  • Apps in Apple's App Store lie.  (MSN)

    They may say they store no private information, but they do.

    When questioned, Apple said - and I quote - "Whatever."

    Oh, and that article sets 87 cookies even with AdBlock Plus enabled.  Literally.  I counted them.


  • AlmaLinux is a fork of CentOS - specifically CentOS 8.  (AlmaLinux)

    Sponsored by CloudLinux, which is a commercial fork of RHEL.  It's out in beta right now.


  • The internet is full of crazy people.  (New York Times)

    And not all of them work for the New York Times.


  • Though many do.

    They explicitly fired someone for discussing racist language.  Outside of work.  On the other side of the planet.


Twitter Sets Itself On Fire Over Puppets Video of the Day


As I say every day, any country that doesn't ban Twitter is out of its mind.


Disclaimer: All tits and curses, all the time.

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Saturday, February 06

Geek

Daily News Stuff 6 February 2021

Not Complete Idiots Edition

Tech News

  • Myanmar's new military dictatorship has taken the very sensible step of banning Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  (Tech Crunch)

    Any country that doesn't do this is out of its damn mind.


  • Intel has fired back against Apple's new M1 Arm processor with...  Benchmarks.  (Tom's Hardware)

    The benchmarks showing the M1 far in the lead are selective, but so are the benchmarks here showing the reverse.  Both the M1 and Intel's 11th gen are competent designs, but both are currently limited to four full cores (the M1 also contains four slower cores) and get kerb-stomped by AMD on multithreaded tasks.


  • Fujitsu is working towards 1PB tape cartridges.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Now we just need a station wagon that can move like an SR-71.


  • The mortality of software.  (Six Colors)

    The problem with this argument is that software is inherently immortal.  When it is "killed" it means that people stop using it because of secondary factors.  That doesn't mean those factors are invalid - if your accounting software is no longer being updated and doesn't meet statutory reporting requirements, you need to find something new.

    The apatosaurus in the room is that Apple routinely breaks software compatibility.  In major ways, such as switching CPU architectures or dropping 32-bit support, and in minor ways with every point release.


Hololive Trivia Corner

Haachama is at 970,000 subscribers, Coco at 974,000, and Amelia at 984,000.  They're set to all join the 1 Million Club in the space of a week, which is likely why Haachama has been doing her weird performance art stuff - she was a bit further behind but has been rapidly catching up.

Plus the official Hololive channel - where they air the weird Hololive Graffiti 3D clips - is at 976,000 and will tick over at about the same time.


Meanwhile in Canada Video of the Day



YouTube felt it necessary to add its own Covid links to a video of a Canadian lawyer discussing Canadian legal decisions.  While walking his dogs, which is one of the few permitted reasons for being out at night in Quebec.  And Frei being Frei that in itself is legal debate because the older dog is disabled and can't walk.


Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day



In one of these ads the actress pretending to play the drums is doing a much better job of it than you'd expect from a mid-budget TV spot, and...  Oh.


That would explain it.


Disclaimer: Mousu mousu persocom mousu...

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Friday, February 05

Geek

Daily News Stuff 5 February 2021

World's First Edition

Tech News

Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day



Haachama Chaos Video of the Day



I wondered about this - she's been doing these performance art pieces recently, with video edits and sound effects and fake ad inserts and graphics overlays, timed neatly to exactly an hour, and I assumed they were pre-recorded.

But she's responding to superchats.


Disclaimer: Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

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Thursday, February 04

Geek

Daily News Stuff 4 February 2021

When Life Gives You Lemonade Edition

Tech News

Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day




Disclaimer: I will not download the app.  I will not eat bugs.  I will not live in a pod.

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Wednesday, February 03

Geek

Daily News Stuff 3 February 2021

Dark No Light Edition

Tech News


Mouse Computer Ad Video of the Day



Shrieky Zombie Video of the Day


She's moderated the crazy* aspect of her character and found her niche as a zombie genki girl with no understanding of personal space.  Fair warning, she still hits 110dB at 9kHz when she gets blown up by a creeper.

* She's named Kureiji Ollie.  They know exactly what they are doing.



Disclaimer: I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free.

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Tuesday, February 02

Geek

Daily News Stuff 2 February 2021

Locked Down And On Fire Edition

Tech News

  • Perth is having a bad week.  (Phys.org)

    Having to evacuate from a bushfire during a WBSDP lockdown can't be fun.  Here in Sydney the fires had the decency to stop right when the plague kicked in, and it's been soggy here ever since with the switch to a La Nina cycle.

    I went out to the shops this evening for the first time in a few weeks, having managed to essentially avoid the entire lockdown.


  • Epyc Milan specs and prices have leaked.  (Tom's Hardware)

    Though these are Dell's prices, not AMD's, so the small price increases may or may not reflect the MSRP.


  • Alder Lake-P is on its way with 14 cores and 20 threads unless it's not.  (WCCFTech)

    That weird config is six big cores and eight little cores; the six big core are hyperthreaded, while the little ones are not.


  • Scaleway has MacMini M&Ms.  (Hacker News)

    Or something like that.  At 1/8th the price of Amazon.  People in the thread don't seem to be overly fond of Scaleway as a hosting provider though.

    The price of $85 per month would have you paying for the basic Mac Mini M1 every eight months, which is about average for new hardware at a pay-by-the-month provider.

    Also, Apples home page punches you right in the face with their virtue signalling.


  • Want to build a little custom router thingy?  The ODROID-H2+ may be what you need.  (Serve the Home)

    For $119 it comes with an Atom-based Celeron J4115, dual 2.5GbE ports, one M.2 slot, two SO-DIMM slots supporting 8GB officially and 32GB in reality, HDMI, DisplayPort, two USB 3, two USB 2, three audio jacks, and two SATA ports.

    The optional $47 H2 Net Card option adds four more 2.5GbE ports and makes it into a pretty solid little home network appliance.

    Seems to lack WiFi though.


No Yubi For You Video of the Day


Korone: No.


The K-On / Non Non Biyori / Hololive Crossover We Didn't Know We Needed Video of the Day


Which reminds me that I still haven't watched a stream of two thirds of the Hololive girls, after seven or eight months down the rabbit hole.


Update to the Revision to the Correction Video of the Day


Robinhood lied, their IPO dreams died.


Disclaimer: I will not eat bugs.  I will not live in a pod.

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