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Monday, November 28
Refrigerised Edition
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- Private data for 5.4 million Twitter users has been leaked online. (Bleeping Computer)
Twitter had a bug - fixed back in January - that let you look up a phone number or email address and get the corresponding account, if one existed. Patient hackers crawled their way through millions of numbers and addresses - probably stolen from somewhere else - to match them up, and then offered it all up for sale for $30k.
Now it's apparently available for free.
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- The CBC tried to get Libs of TikTok banned from Shopify (it's a Canadian company).
The CEO told them, very politely - he's Canadian - to shove it.
And then blocked them.
- When they said the compiler could make monkeys fly out of your butt, they meant it. (PKH)
Integer overflow in C is undefined behaviour. That means that if you put a check in your code to catch that a value has overflowed and fix the problem, the compiler is entirely within the C standard if it removes your check and then crashes when the value overflows.
Use a real language.
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Sunday, November 27
Among Our Weapons Edition
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- What really went on at FTX. (New York Post)
Drugs and vegetarian food, and setting fire to other people's money.
Decentralised finance is showbusiness for ugly, incompetent, dishonest meth addicts.
- Elon Musk hasn't done anything new to outrage the usual suspects. They're still outraged, of course, but it's not new.
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- There are only two hard problems in computer science:
0. Cache invalidation
1. Naming things
2. Asynchronous callbacks
3. Off-by-one errors
4. Scope creep
5. Bounds checking
I had a story to go along with this but the story was boring.
- Lenovo has accidentally confirmed the new, cheaper, lower power Ryzen 7900 and 7700 non-X parts. (WCCFTech)
We don't know if these will be available as retail parts - the 5900 wasn't, for example - or if they do, whether will come bundled with CPU coolers.
AMD is also preparing a lower cost motherboards based on the A620 chips set.
Current Ryzen 7000 motherboards are quite expensive, even at the low end. The current cheapest Socket AM5 motherboards cost twice as much as the cheapest Socket AM4 boards. They are better, yes, but not twice as better.
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Saturday, November 26
Third Coming Edition
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- Elon Musk just decided to bring the worst people on the internet back to Twitter. (The Verge)
People who weren't banned from Twitter:
- Chinese genocide apologists
- Hitler-worshiping Hindu nationalists
- Iran's terrorist leadership
- Antifa goons actively planning assaults
- Pedophiles
- People illegally distributing puberty blockers to children (who were also pedophiles, strange coincidence there)
- People running mass-reporting schemes (who were - yes - also pedophiles)
- The New York Post for news stories inconvenient to Democrats
- James Lindsay and the Babylon Bee for accurately identifying an adult male
- Nick Rekieta for being the victim of a mass-reporting scheme
- Me for suggesting a certain politician "needs to resign, or be thrown in a volcano, whatever works"
- Hoping that particular politician will soon be out of office, but it's Melbourne and they're all insane down there.
People who were banned:
And it's only with those people being reinstated that the news media, which is all - mainstream and technology together - intensely pro-censorship, is getting itself worked up.
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- The Blue and the Gray and also the Gold: Twitter's verification system is coming back next week, with three different checkmarks. (The Verge)
Blue for humans, gold for companies, and gray for official government accounts.
With an optional extra verification so that, for example, CNN can verify that yes, the idiot you are making fun of is one of theirs.
- Binance has announced a proof-of-reserves system that shows that funds a crypto exchange is allegedly holding for its customers is actually being held. (Binance)
Binance appears to have more funds than its customers have deposited, which is good.
- Grayscale Bitcoin Trust, on the other hand, is looking increasingly fucked. (Yahoo)
Allegedly the company has $10 billion in Bitcoin, even more than Binance, but it is being the opposite of transparent about where those funds might be.
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Friday, November 25
With Slightly Less Downtime Edition
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- Europe is threatening to frown at Twitter if Elon Musk closes all the company's European offices and tells the tiny-minded fascists of the EU to take a hike. (Tech Crunch)
For "appropriateness of the expertise and resources allocated" read: "Shuttering local offices and canning EU staff will be frowned upon - hard."
That idiocy is Tech Crunch's own wording, but it's understandable because EU officials actually said this:For those platforms that the Commission will designate as very large online platforms, the risk management obligations also include a strong component on the appropriateness of the resources allocated to managing societal risks in the Union. Among other matters, the Commission will scrutinise the appropriateness of the expertise and resources allocated, as well as the way they organise their compliance function.
The appropriate thing to do is for Musk to close down all operations in Europe and direct users at a US-based portal to pay their $8.
It's not like Europe is going to create its own social network.
- Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;Mere amnesty is loosed upon the world. (Tech Crunch)
Twitter has announced it is granting amnesty to all accounts previously banned for reasons other than actually breaking the law or persistent spam.
I strongly suspect that the records of the former Bureau of Censorship and Intimidation contain so much bullshit that they can't even begin to selectively undo the damage of the past four years.
The mass reinstatements start next week; no indication yet how long it will take to complete.
The usual suspects say that this is the three hundred and seventeenth sign of the Apocalypse which seems to be running seriously behind schedule at this point.
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- The PlayStation 6 could launch in 2028. (WCCFTech)
The PlayStation 5 meanwhile will be in stock in retail stores no later than 2030.
- The FTC meanwhile is frowning at Microsoft's acquisition of Activision. (Ars Technica)
Which in my opinion is good news for Microsoft.
- Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time: IBM is suing Micro Focus for allegedly reverse-engineering CICS to create its own Enterprise Server product... Close to 20 years ago. (The Register)
CICS was first released in 1969. Micro Focus was founded in 1976, and while I couldn't find exactly when the first version of their Enterprise Server was released, it has been quite a while. Not sure if this sort of suit has any de facto expiry on it the way trademarks do.
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Thursday, November 24
For The Fifteenth Time Edition
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- Why Twitter didn't go down, from a Twitter site reliability engineer. (Substack)
Because it's automated.
The funny thing is, this guy worked on the distributed caching system, and the distributed cache is the most visibly unreliable component of the entire platform.
- Twitter is not only still not dead, but is planning to cast some advanced necromancy:
This will be fun.
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- Stable Diffusion 2.0 is here. (Stability.ai)
The new version of the AI image generation tool has all the same features, only 2.
- The US Navy has been found to have committed software piracy in a $600 million lawsuit. (Gizmodo)
And ordered to pay $150,000.
Which is a pretty sweet deal, honestly. Maybe someone remembered that they have an almost unlimited number of guided missiles.
- Amazon is planning to spend $1 billion a year producing bad movies. (CNBC)
The operative word bad wasn't in the press release for some reason. I guess they just assumed we'd know.
- An in-depth look at the (current) low-end Ryzen 7000 models. (Hot Hardware)
They're by no means bad, but for a pure gaming setup you might be better off with Intel's 13600K than the Ryzen 7600X.
For the stuff I do (software development and testing), the efficiency cores on Intel chips are a pain in the bum, and AMD's chips provide both better and more consistent multi-threaded performance. For gaming or tasks like 3D rendering there's less difference between the two options.
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Wednesday, November 23
Craftsgiving Edition
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- So you're building a PC and you just want a basically decent video card that doesn't cost three arms and a leg and require its own substation. What about the new Radeon 6700 (non-XT). Is that any good? Yes. (Tom's Hardware)
It's cheaper than Nvidia's RTX 3060, and if you're not playing with ray tracing turned on it's 25% faster. If you are using ray tracing it's 10% slower, so there is a tradeoff to consider.
- Hololive EN and ID are streaming Minecraft again. I've missed that. Other games tend to be too distracting to have on while I work, but Minecraft is mostly building and chatting, or gathering resources and chatting, or dying horribly in the Nether and chatting.
- Twitter is still not dead.
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- If you want to pack 768 cores and 24TB of RAM into a single 2U system, Gigabyte has what you need. (Serve the Home)
That's a four node blade system rather than a single shared-memory server, so you'd want to connect it with 800GbE and run some flavour of clustering.
- Bullshit projects, bullshit jobs, bullshit industries. (Earthly)
Been there, done that, currently wearing the t-shirt.
- HP is planning to lay off 6000 workers over the next 3 years. (Thurrott.com)
HP (this is just the consumer products company; the enterprise and engineering divisions are separate entities now) has over 50,000 employees, so over three years that would be less than normal staff turnover anyway.
- WSL is out of beta. (Phoronix)
I haven't done anything hugely taxing with it recently, but I use it every day, and it's very handy. Greatly reduces the need to run a conventional Linux virtual machine.
- The bankruptcy proceedings for collapsed Ponzi scheme FTX have been moved from the Bahamas to Delaware. (CNBC)
It sounds like the Bahamian government was happy to wash its hands of the mess.
- A look inside how news sausages are made. (Semafor)
By gibbering imbeciles, it would appear:I can't imagine a US intelligence official would be wrong on this
Thanks for WWIII fellas.
- Genesis, a sister company of Grayscale in the Digital Currency Group, is reportedly considering filing for bankruptcy. (WCCFTech)
The company supposedly has assets of $2.8 billion and a $35 million exposure from the current crypocalypse, so it would seem that somebody is lying about something.
- Meanwhile, TSMC, one of those stodgy old fashioned companies that actually makes stuff, is looking to invest $32 billion in a 1nm chip factory. (Tom's Hardware)
Better mark where you put it, guys, or you'll never find it again.
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Tuesday, November 22
Keep Calm And Hit The Mute Button Edition
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- Why is the entire tech industry imploding at once? (The Atlantic)
Because you locked people into their homes while pumping trillions of dollars into the economy, and then hiked interest rates to combat the inevitable inflation, creating and then bursting a massive bubble.
You idiots.
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- With Twitter ushering in a new era of free speech - not just Trump, but dozens of other prominent accounts having been reinstated - liberals are vowing to stay and fight. (The Atlantic)
You have to ask, if they label themselves the "resistance", what exactly they are resisting. They seem extremely upset that one tech company is now run by a middle of the road vaguely libertarian guy who sees their histrionic antics for what they are.
- Tumblr is adding support for ActivityPub so that it can be part of the Fediverse. (Tech Crunch)
All this shit started when Tumblr banned porn. Before then, the crazies were safely contained. Now, Elon Musk has had to spend $44 billion to stop them burning civilisation to the ground.
- Samsung has stolen a lead over everyone else with 3nm chip production - but only 20% of the chips actually work. (WCCFTech)
Early production on a new process often has high failure rates, but a 20% yield is really bad.
- Is wine fake? Well, yes, but also no. (Asterisk)
The article provides some details about a study I'd read of previously, that found that wine experts couldn't tell the difference between red and white wine in a blind tasting. That's not quite true, as most things aren't.
- For example, Pfizer is not hiking the price of COVID vaccines by 400%. (Ars Technica)
It's only 300%.
- Did Sam Bankman-Fried buy off the media? (Reason)
<shake shake>
Signs point to yes.
- Trust us, we totally have $10 billion worth of Bitcoin, says Grayscale. (WCCFTech)
"Can we see it?"
"No."
They are currently trading at about half of their claimed value.
- Amazon Alexa is on track to earn $10 billion this year. (Ars Technica)
Except in the opposite direction. I'm not sure how they've managed it but Amazon's Telescreen division is bleeding money eight times faster than Twitter was.
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Monday, November 21
Safety Last Edition
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- CBS abandoned Twitter over safety concerns, apparently worried that someone might correct their mistakes.
They lasted a day.
- Meanwhile individual journalists are fleeing free speech for the comfort of the distributed platform Mastodon, which is going about as well as you might expect.
The one thing crazier and more self-absorbed than journalists, it turns out, is people who run Fediverse nodes.
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- If computers keep getting faster, why do they sometimes feel like they're getting slower?
Because they are. (Dan Luu)
Measuring the time from pressing a key to the matching character appearing on the screen, the fastest system on the list is... The Apple IIe.
- Proof of Solvency: Using the blockchain to make sure that blockchain exchanges aren't Ponzi schemes. (Vitalik.ca)
Might not work, but the more friction you throw in the way of fraud, the better.
- Price cuts expand on the Ryzen 7000 range. (WCCFTech)
The leaked price of the upcoming 7900 is $429 against $549 MSRP for the faster 7900X, but the 7900X is now selling for $474, so if you want it you might as well buy it now. (The 7900X can be configured to run at 65W just like the 7900 non-X.)
- You will never fix it later. (Useless Devblog)
This is not entirely true, though the counterexamples are most often when the thing you promised to fix later suddenly breaks down entirely.
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Sunday, November 20
Return Of The God Emperor Edition
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- After a poll that garnered fifteen million votes, Donald Trump's Twitter account has been reinstated.
The usual suspects are, well, usual suspecting:
Given that both Apple and Google carry Trump's own Truth Social app in their stores, I think the answer there might not be what Karen was looking for.
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- Oh no, there's another one.
Guess I gotta buy it. It's a great case, but not cheap, and these special editions run 50% over the price of the regular version.
I'd be in trouble if they announced they were doing all of Hololive.
- Artifacts of range restriction: When predictive factors aren't. (Towards Data Science)
One example is particularly clear: Among employees of tech companies, technical skill is one of the weakest predictors of success. That's because tech companies are trying to hire the top 5% by technical skill, and with that range restricted other factors are amplified.
- Nvidia is expected to launch its mobile 4000 series GPUs on January 3. (WCCFTech)
Leaked numbers indicate the mobile 4060 will be faster than the mobile 3070, and the mobile 4070 will be faster than the current top of the line mobile 3080 Ti.
I wish they'd give them different names to the desktop cards, though.
- Looking for an 8 core NUC that can double as a four port 2.5Gb firewall/router? This is one. (Serve the Home)
If you don't mind ordering from a random company on AliExpress and getting who knows what BIOS, it does seem to work.
- Funny how this suddenly became possible after the entire Twitter management team and three quarters of the stuff were terminated and locked out of the network.
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