He's coming.
This matters. This is important. Why did you say six months?
Why did you say five minutes?
Wednesday, April 19
Three Rusks for Elon Musk Edition
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- Carcinisation is the process whereby everything that isn't already a crab, gradually becomes a crab. (Wikipedia)
King crabs are not crabs. Nor are porcelain crabs, or hermit crabs, or coconut crabs, or hairy stone crabs. They are all the result of carcinisation, where various other decapod crustaceans evolved exactly the same outward characteristics as true crabs, to the point that you can't really tell them apart.
This also happens to social networks.
Yes, they turn into crabs.
- Not my analogy either: This article by Ellis Hamburger (really) formerly of Snap - the company behind Snapchat - makes the point that all social networks start out as butterflies and evolve into crabs. (The Verge)
It's well-written and has the insights expected of someone who spent years on the inside of one of these companies watching naive promises gradually wither in the face of commercial reality and the fact that people in large groups basically suck.
The author doesn't have a solution to this and doesn't pretend to offer one:Users seem doomed to be unhappy in this overquantified world of "social." And businesses seem doomed to expect more from the social services they create. Perhaps this was just a blip in the journey of tech, born of a time when oversharing was novel and fun. Indeed, I remember the joy of posting hundreds of photos to Facebook the day after a party, excited to relive those memories with friends. At the time, it felt like a new form of connection.
A big part of the reason here is that the financial incentives of the social media companies are horribly skewed:Now, I just text them.
However, the promise of ads may simply be too good to turn down. Advertisers are simply willing to pay more for the product than its actual users. In Facebook’s case, the company makes something like $200 per year of ad revenue on each American user, but how many of those users would pay $15 / month to use Facebook? According to one study, not many.
If you're more valuable as a product than as a customer, that's how you can expect to be treated.
The thing is, the ads really aren't worth anything. I've seen one ad in all my years on social media that inspired me to buy something, and I didn't, and now I've forgotten what it was for.
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- Cory Doctorow, writing about TikTok, called this process "enshittification". (Pluarlistic)
They're editing the likes of Agatha Christie, P. G. Wodehouse, and Roald Dahl to avoid offending modern sensibilities - of illiterates - but at least we have a new generation of wordsmiths like Doctorow to fill in the gap.
Bitter sarcasm aside, Doctorow has been observing the tech industry for a long time, and when he is reporting fact rather than his personal opinions he can provide some useful insights.
He's a lefty - worse, a left-libertarian - so his preferred solution to every problem is to leave everything in the hands of private companies but regulate bad outcomes out of existence, which works about as well as holding your breath until you turn blue and requires about the same level of intellectual effort.
He is at least partly right: Twitter has crippled its APIs for exactly the same reason that Amazon murdered its Smile program where you could direct a tiny percentage of the value of your purchases to a charity of your choice: You're already on the platform, and the competition is already dead, so they don't give a fuck anymore. You're just crabs in the bucket with them, and they're the big crab.
- And finally just by way of comparison here's the same argument made by a doctrinaire lefty who is just so stuffed full of love that she'll beat your brains out with a claw hammer if you so much as blink in the middle of her five-and-a-half thousand word temper tantrum. (Substack)
Five and a half thousand words of blaming every bad thing that has ever happened on "the right", from Twitter being taken over by fascists like Vijaya Gadde to her favourite shade of eyeshadow (moonbat grey) being withdrawn because of lethal levels of cadmium compounds.
Even she recognises that all social networks turn to shit.
She just doesn't recognise her own role in that process.
- Minisforum has a cheap Ryzen 7735HS based mini PC wait is that the ASRock industrial SBC I spy? (AnandTech)
Looks like it, with the two HDMI ports on the back and the two USB-C ports at the front. I'll have to do a close check.
- Broader price cuts might be coming to the RTX 4070. (Tom's Hardware)
Nvidia's 3000 series cards all sold out immediately at launch. The 4000 series cards have never been difficult to find - because people just aren't buying them.
- Nvidia doesn't care much because their growth market isn't $600 cards for gamers, it's $30,000 cards for AI startups. (Tom's Hardware)
Elon Musk reportedly just bought thousands of such cards for his new venture, X.AI.
The AI boom is the new blockchain boom, only worse for everyone.
- Twitter meanwhile will no longer suspend your account for the vile crime of (checks notes) correctly identifying someone's name of gender. (Tech Crunch)
The previous regime at Bird Central treated this as worse than murder. The usual suspects are up in arms that the corporate stormtroopers are no longer willing to enforce their delusions.
- Firefly can compile BEAM applications to WASM. (GitHub)
Which sounds like a complete fucking nightmare to me, but it can also compile BEAM applications to native code, which could be great.
BEAM is the runtime environment for Erlang, the language invented by Ericsson to run large-scale telephone switches. The idea behind Erlang is that if a system is large enough, some part of it is guaranteed to be broken at any time. You can't predict failures, but you can predict with certainty that failures will happen.
Erlang is designed to handle this and automatically pick up whichever part of the system has died and get it running again on whichever parts of the system are still working. It's robust and powerful and at least reasonably efficient, but running Erlang applications means first installing a complex and unfamiliar environment. Like Java written by aliens.
Firefly should make it possible to deploy Erlang applications just like you would anything else. And to run them in the browser too, though nobody in their right mind would try that.
- Reddit will begin charging for its API. (Tech Crunch)
Remains to be seen if the plans they offer are as stupid as Twitter's.
- Next-gen Python tooling, written in Rust. (Astral)
The secret to making Python run fast is not to use Python.
I suppose slow corporate suicide is better than fast.
- The FTC is planning to target AI that violates civil rights (what?) or is deceptive. (Reuters)
Not sure how AI could violate civil rights, even in law, let alone in practice.
But given that LLMs like ChatGPT are trained explicitly to lie, the industry is fucked if the FTC actually follows through here.
- An open letter to epic fantasy readers. (Monster Hunter Nation)
Basically a slap in the face to Patrick Rothfuss and George R. R. Martin:I’ve written something like 25 novels, 50 short stories, 6 novellas, edited 4 anthologies, and even wrote a non-fiction book about gun rights since George Martin’s last Game of Thrones novel came out
My italics.
I read the first Game of Thrones book. It was certainly well-written, but all the characters were awful. I never read further, and never watched the TV show.
I read half of the first volume of Patrick Rothfuss' series, whatever it is called. The character introduced at the beginning is interesting. He has a past; he has depth, and damage, and is still standing and trying to do the right thing. So the book immediately ditches him for a literally interminable flashback to his past as a whiny kid who never fails at anything and deserves only to be served up as dragon bait.
It don't know why those two series took up so much mindshare when there's so much else on offer - old and new - but it's probably to do with crabs.
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Disclaimer: You can't always get what you want, because crabs.
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Tuesday, April 18
Cheep And Chearful Edition
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- Bluesky wants to reinvent Usenet only worse and more expensive and with ads. (The Verge)
And censorship. They don't say that, but you can bet on it.
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- Heroku did in fact just do that. (Open Folder)
The developer here has a Heroku setup using their queueing service to make sure emails are send out to users. Each event place in the queue is guaranteed to be delivered exactly once, so each user gets one email.
So Heroku gave them a second ghost queue, which they can't turn off but which magically duplicates every single email.
- Llamas in pajamas are coming down the stairs. (Together.xyz)
RedPajama replicates the entire 1.2 trillion token training set of Meta's LLaMA as open source.
LLaMA is a competitor to OpenAI's GPT.
GPT is an artificial radical leftist college sophomore with a meth habit.
- UPC barcodes are going to be completely replaced by QR codes everywhere in the world by 2027 except that obviously isn't going to happen how fucking stupid are you wait it's Axios the answer is all. You are all the stupid. (Axios)
Possibly more than all the stupid.
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Monday, April 17
Missed It By That Much Edition
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- I noted last week that the RTX 4070 was overpriced in Australia, needing to be under $1000 if it were to have any chance of success.
Today - just days after the launch - some cards have already been reduced to $999.
Still fat and ugly - the nicer two-slot models have not seen price cuts - but at least slightly less horribly expensive.
- The Gigabyte Aero 16 is also overpriced in Australia.
Just saying.
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- If you just updated your development server from Ubuntu 20.04 to 22.04 and all your LXC containers lost their IP addresses, it's probably a firewall thing. (Linux Containers)
And what's more, an easily fixed firewall thing. Basically LXC can't talk to itself to obtain its own IP addresses. Dumb but fixable.
- Starlark is Python with all the exciting stuff removed. (GitHub)
Making it safe to use as an embedded scripting language.
In fact, you can embed it within Python to use Python code to script other Python code. Only the library to do that doesn't pass callables in either direction - except for the print function - so back to Lupa and LuaJIT I go.
I mean, I could overload the print function to do everything I need, but it's kind of hacky.
- Leading AI companies are eager for onerous government regulation. (New York Times)
Because - though the article fails to grasp this obvious point because it is written by an idiot - that will crush smaller competitors.
- Finland just fired up a new nuclear reactor, the first in Europe in 18 years. (Reuters)
Right as Germany shut theirs down.
One country will be snug and warm next winter. The other will get to freeze in the dark.
- Lenovo's Tab M9 is here, so if you wanted a small (ish) Android tablet with a crappy low-resolution screen, you can now choose from 7, 8, or 9 inches. (Liliputing)
The 7 inch model is complete garbage though.
Still no replacement for the Tab M8 FHD. Not from Lenovo, not from anyone.
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So I was hunting around Crunchyroll for something worth watching and I tripped over Ningen Fushin. The story was different enough to give it a try, the characters aren't too aggravating, and it has an animation budget of at least 500 yen.
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Sunday, April 16
Almost Nearly Edition
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- Future ChatGPT versions could replace a majority of work people do today says Ben Goertzel, an idiot. (ZDNet)
"You don't need to be incredibly creative and innovative or make big leaps to do most people's jobs, as it turns out," said Goertzel.
Perhaps not, but if you're a pathological liar, people tend to notice.
And that's what ChatGPT is. It's inherent in the design, because it's a language model, not a fact model."Tools like Grammarly decrease the need for human copy editors," Goertzel said. "They don't entirely eliminate [the job] but they decrease that need. Automatic tools [can be used for] writing journalistic articles. They've been writing ... sports score summaries and weather reports for a long time."
Seeing some of the crap that passes for journalism, you could replace the whole lot with a short Perl script and get better results.
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- Sales of hard drives have dropped by 35% in the past year maybe. (Tom's Hardware)
Maybe not, because half the numbers in the chart provided are obviously wrong, but sales do appear to be down.
- Sean Kirkpatrick, head of the Pentagon’s All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, says UFOs may be probes sent down by an alien mothership to study mankind and steal our women and/or cows. (Politico)
Or maybe not, because that is stupid.
- Kotlin 2 is here, with static extensions, collection literals, name-based destructuring, context receivers, and explicit fields. (Jetbrains)
I have no idea what any of those things are.
- The perfect-ish notebook at an imperfect price: The 2023 Gigabyte Aero 16. (IT Pro)
Let's take a quick look at the specs:
16" 3840x2400 (16:10) 60Hz OLED screen
Intel Core i7 13900H (6P + 8E cores)
Nvidia RTX 4070 with 8GB VRAM
32GB RAM upgradeable to 64GB
1TB SSD upgradeable to 16GB (two M.2 PCIe 4.0 slots)
Two Thunderbolt 4 ports
One additional USB-C port
One USB-A port
HDMI
micro SD
Combo audio jack
Dedicated 240W power connector (it can also charge more slowly via USB-C)
The Four Essential Keys exactly where they should be
And it weighs in at a svelte 1.9kg. Or maybe 2.1kg, depending on whether you read Gigabyte's specs or the review.
There's just one small oint in the flyment: That model costs $2299 in the US - not cheap, but not unreasonable for a high-end laptop - but A$4999 down under.
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Saturday, April 15
Zero Alarm Fire Edition
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- I did not get woken up at five in the morning by an emergency.
- SpaceX has been granted a five year license to launch Starship, the most important advance in rocketry since the days of Robert Goddard. (WCCFTech)
- Once. (WCCFTech)
Because this is the federal government we're talking about.
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- Elon Musk, who co-founded ChatGPT creator OpenAI but parted ways with the company in 2018 and more recently signed on to an open letter calling for a moratorium on AI research has just founded a new AI company. (The Verge)
It's called X.AI.
And the company that now owns Twitter is called X.
Which might be a hint as to where things are headed.
- Twitter competitor Parler meanwhile just got bought and shut down. (Tech Crunch)
Temporarily - probably - but the fact remains that the site is currently off line.
- If you don't stamp out all dissent you're probably a Nazi. (Tech Dirt)
Actually, scratch the "probably". Mike Masnick is insane.
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Friday, April 14
Slightly Less Worse Edition
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- The project at work that has been eating all my time lately is winding down now, leaving me only 200% busy instead of 500%.
- The hackers who hit Western Digital got away with 10TB of data. (Tech Crunch)
Which is smaller than my Steam library, so it rather depends on what's in there.
They're asking for at least $10 million in ransom not to release it to the public. I doubt they're going to get a penny.
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- A suspect has been arrested in the San Francisco murder of Cash App founder Bob Lee. (Mission Local)
Nima Momeni is apparently another tech executive and knew Lee, and they were seen together on the night of the killing.
Much has been made about this murder and San Francisco's descent into chaos under the policies of communist nutcases, and now that a suspect has been arrested the media are trying to pretend that this means that San Francisco is somehow not descending into chaos.
Hey, we arrested one guy for one crime. That means that everything is okay.
- Nvidia's RTX 4070 is here, and at least in Australia they killed it on pricing.
That is, the pricing killed it. Between A$1100 and A$1250, when it needed to be under A$1000.
At the high end it's only $100 cheaper than a 4070 Ti, and just $50 cheaper than the currently discounted models of AMD's Radeon 7900 XT, a much more capable card.
The 4070 is a compact and well-designed two-slot card - if you can get the Nvidia Founder's Edition, which we can't here. Almost all the available cards are much larger cards and hideously ugly. The hold-out in that trend is Inno3D, not a leading brand, but they've come up with some reasonably nice two-slot designs, and a choice of black/silver and white/silver if you want to match your case. They have a two-slot 4070 Ti in the same black/silver design as well.
Still undecided which way to go here. The 20GB 7900 XT is very competitive against anything Nvidia has right now unless you specifically want to play games with ray tracing, or run code that uses the Cuda compute API. On the other hand, I'd probably be just fine with a 6700 at one third the price.
- The Radeon 6800 and 6800 XT have received price cuts to compete with the 4070 if you can find them which I can't. (Tom's Hardware)
The Radeon 6800, 6800 XT, and 6900 XT have ceased to exist in Australia. I can get a not entirely terrible deal on a 6800 if I want to bother importing it from the US which I don't.
Again the 6700 sings its siren song, before that too disappears.
- On the other hand, the dirt-cheap pricing on the 4TB Team MP34 has reached these shores, so I can buy it from a local retailer (that is, within a day's travel of New House City) instead of importing from the US.
I plan on getting at least five of these for my new PCs; it's less than half the price of equivalent drives from only a year ago, and it's a proper TLC model with DRAM cache, not a DRAMless QLC model like the Crucial P3, the only competition it has in its price range.
-- An earlier, unused script for Casablanca.
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Thursday, April 13
Thursday the 13th Part 2 Edition
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- Nvidia's RTX 4070 is here and it's not terrible. (Tom's Hardware)
It's as fast as the previous generation's RTX 3080 while being $100 cheaper and using 40% less power, or to put it another way, 20% more expensive and 30% faster than the RTX 3070.
It has 12GB of VRAM as standard which is enough in most cases, but I wouldn't buy an 8GB card for a system I wanted to use for gaming. (A cheap 8GB card for light gaming is a different matter.)
It's a regular two-slot card rather than the monstrous three-slot models that Nvidia and its partners have been shipping lately, and though Nvidia recommends a 650W power supply and it includes a 300W-rated 12-pin power connector, it should run in pretty much any system built in recent memory.
Paired with a Ryzen 7900 (65W based power, around 90W peak) it should provide a almost reasonably priced and very capable system for serious work and what was high end gaming just a few months ago while running happily on a 450W power supply.
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- Something that isn't reasonably priced is Intel's new Xeon W-2400 CPUs. The 24 core model - which is the cheapest one in the range that has a chance of being faster than a Ryzen 7950X - costs nearly three times as much as a 7950X; four times as much as a 7900.
Scratch that idea.
- The EU says Broadcom's proposed acquisition of VMWare could restrict competition... In the Fiber Channel HBA market. (Reuters)
Dire news for both the people still using Fiber Channel.
- The liquidators sent in to salvage what remained of FTX have apparently actually been doing their jobs. (Reuters)
So far they've recovered $7.3 billion of about $10 billion that disappeared, which rather justifies the no doubt hefty fees they are receiving.
- The ACCC (Australia's equivalent to the FTC, more or less) wants new powers to crack down on online businesses. (The Guardian)
Get fu-
That deliberately make it hard to cancel subscriptions.
Understandable. Have a nice day.
- NPR has become the first "major" "news" organisation to leave Twitter, flouncing off the platform after being accurately labelled as state-affiliated media. (The Verge)
Lol, as the kids are wont to say. Lmao.
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Wednesday, April 12
Don't Say Lazy Edition
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- The best new lightweight laptop may be an old lightweight laptop. (Ars Technica)
If you're looking for a new lightweight Windows laptop and don't want to wait until eventually AMD models show up, you might be better off buying a model from last year while they're clearing out old stock.
Intel's mainstream 13th generation laptop chips are barely better than 12th generation, and there are some good sales going on, particularly with sales down 30% year-on-year.
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- Substack's Twitter-killer, Substack Notes, is live and not yet overrun with garbage. (Substack)
I'll give it a try at least. Substack does not appear to be a victim of the woke mind plague just yet.
- Is 12GB of VRAM enough? AMD says no. (Tom's Hardware)
Because all of AMD's high-end cards from the previous and current generations have at least 16GB, where even the 3080Ti and 4070Ti are 12GB cards.
- Need a laptop with six screens, 192 cores, and 3TB of RAM? Media Workstations has you covered. (Tom's Hardware)
This is really for certain specific markets like oil exploration and film production, where you need an entire server that you can pick up and take with you.
It weighs 45 pounds, and I don't think it has a battery at all.
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Tuesday, April 11
End of the Beginning of the End Edition
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- We'll make our own Twitter API! With blackjack, and hookers! (PyPI)
Twitter recently cancelled the existing free API plan and replaced it with a free API plan which is useless and a paid API plan which is absurd.
If you know what an API is, you might wonder how the Twitter website works, and the answer is that it uses an API.
A free one.
So now there's software that lets you use that instead of paying $100 per month for 50 API requests, which would last you nearly 11 seconds of active use.
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- Hackers have flooded NPM with over 600,000 fake software packages, which is a huge problem because no-one can tell them apart from the 800,00 genuine but terrible software packages that were already on there. (The Hacker News)
Oh no.
- PC sales dropped nearly 30% year-on-year in the first quarter of 2023, with Apple the odd one out among the major manufacturers with a 40% drop in units shipped. (Tom's Hardware)
Oops.
- How to cluster nine Raspberry Pi Picos into one very slow and basically useless computer. (Tom's Hardware)
Two Picos - or better, two of the RP2040 chips the Pico uses - makes sense. The RP2040 has no built-in graphics but it's clever enough that you can get it to produce an HDMI output just in software. Only that takes all the memory and half the CPU capacity, so having a second one as the actual CPU makes for a neat embedded / hobby system.
Nine is right out.
- Nvidia's RTX 4070 is basically the short-lived 12GB RTX 3080 model without the cost or power consumption, maybe. (WCCFTech)
It's not out yet, but it might finally be a merely expensive and not actually insane card in the current generation. An announcement is expected this week.
- A previously unknown isotope of uranium, U-241, has been discovered. (Phys.org)
Where the most common isotope, U-238, has a half-life of 4.5 billion years, U-241 has a half life of 40 minutes. We probably missed it because we were always at lunch when it showed up at the lab.
- How Starlink lost an entire fleet of satellites. (Inverse)
Red ionosphere at morning, Elon take warning.
- The FTX has fined supplement maker Nature's Bounty $600,000 for Amazon review hijacking. (Tech Crunch)
This is a trick where you take an Amazon page for a product with positive reviews - possibly even legitimate ones - and change all the contents to push your own brand of bullshit while keeping the reviews in place.
Sometimes the remaining reviews are wildly inappropriate for the new product but most people just see 500 reviews with an average rating of 4.8 and click the buy button.
Notably the FTC did this. Amazon hasn't done squat.
- The Geekom Mini IT12 is basically last year's Intel NUC model only now it's sold by a Taiwanese company you've never heard of. (Liliputing)
It's not bad, I'm just not sure what the point is. An AMD-based NUC, sure, but an Intel one when Intel already makes them?
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Monday, April 10
Too True To Be Good Edition
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- You can't buy a Flipper Zero o Amazon anymore. (Bleeping Computer)
This is a device for testing short-range communications protocols like RFID, NFC, and Bluetooth, and finding security vulnerabilities. Which is very important given the number of vulnerabilities out there in the wild needing to be fixed. but a bit of a worry in the hands of the wrong people, like, for example, Apple, Samsung, or Kia.
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- AMD's 9474F is faster than AMD's 5995WX. (Notebook Check)
The 5995WX was the world's fastest CPU for some time, with 64 Zen 3 cores and high clock speeds, since it's a workstation CPU and not a thermally-constrained server chip.
The 9474F is a thermally-constrained server chip, and only has 48 cores. and runs at a lower clock speed. But with Zen 4 cores and 5nm vs. 7nm production, it's just plain more efficient.
The fastest Intel CPUs on Passmark now start at #28 on the chart, with AMD Zen 4, Zen 3, and even Zen 2 chips occupying the top 27 slots.
There are no scores yet for Intel's Sapphire Rapids server or workstation chips, but since anyone can submit a score, that just means there aren't chips around for people to benchmark. I'm not seeing the new W-2400 desktop chips on sale anywhere, or even being reviewed, and they were due last month.
- Intel's second-generation graphics cards, codenamed Battlemage, are expected next year - and probably won't suck. (TechSpot)
In fact, following driver updates and price cuts, Intel's first generation cards don't suck. The A750 for example is pretty comparable to AMD's 6700, and cheaper.
When first released they were bad on older game titles (particularly running DirectX 9) but that has largely been resolved, and early driver bugs are reportedly pretty much resolved.
If Intel remains on track for two more generations - expected in 2024 and 2026 - they may end up with something genuinely good. And given Nvidia's 4000-series pricing, more competition is very welcome.
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