What is that?
It's a duck pond.
Why aren't there any ducks?
I don't know. There's never any ducks.
Then how do you know it's a duck pond?

Monday, December 08

Geek

Daily News Stuff 8 December 2025

Do Not Edition

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  • Windows 11 25H2 is entering a broader rollout phase now that 25H2 is just about over.  (Hot Hardware)
    The broad rollout of the Windows 11 25H2 update has started, and users who want to fast-track it are being referred to the relevant update options in a new blog post on Microsoft's site.  Windows 11 25H2 comes with an assortment of additional Copilot+ related features (exclusive to those with sufficiently-powerful NPUs rated for 40+ TOPS) and improved Wi-Fi 7 support for enterprise users, among other features.
    My latest PC - which looks set to arrive tomorrow - doesn't have an NPU at all.

    How...  Unfortunate.
    Key improvements for all users include several fixes and additions made to Task Manager, Windows Search, and the Windows UI in general.  Task Manager uses fewer resources and properly reads RAM speed in MT/s instead of MHz, for example, while the Windows UI now makes it easier to shrink the size of taskbar buttons.  As Windows 11 continues to evolve into an "agentic OS", support for AI features outside of Copilot+ PCs is also being added with Windows 11 25H2, including the ability to use AI features within File Explorer.
    I don't mean to be rude, but have they tried penicillin?


  • In completely unrelated news, I just bought a copy of Windows 10 Enterprise IoT LTSC, the version that's supported through to 2032 and contains no AI features of any sort.  While the Ryzen 255 processor in this system is nominally new, it's just a rebadged Ryzen 8745H, which is just a Ryzen 7840H with a new sticker, so Windows 10 should run just fine.  It doesn't have any efficiency cores either, which are something the Windows 10 scheduler can trip over.

    Since Microsoft is strangely cold towards individuals who want to install the IoT edition, I downloaded the ISO from the Internet Archive and verified the hash on another helpful website.

    Update: What the heck.  That mini-PC has just been discounted almost back to the price I paid - just $2 more.  I'll try it out when it arrives tomorrow and give serious thought to buying another one.  Assuming this latest discount lasts that long.


Tech News

Nopert Interlude



I mentioned this discovery not long ago, and here's a physical demonstration.  Probably.

It's called a Nopert because it's the first discovered shape that does not have the "Rupert property" of being able to pass through a hollowed out version of itself at a suitable angle, with the exception of the sphere which is a degenerate case because presents the same cross-section at every orientation by definition.


Musical Interlude


The music is the opening theme for Hololive Indonesia's zombie girl Kureiji Ollie.  Fan Kabedondere added the lyrics.  Ollie herself provided the screeching.  She's calmed down since.  Just a little.



Disclaimer: DON'T TELL ME I'VE CALMED DOWN!

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Sunday, December 07

Geek

Daily News Stuff 7 December 2025

Ionosphere Or Bust Edition

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Musical Interlude



Yes, it's that music from there.





Disclaimer: Doot.

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Saturday, December 06

Geek

Daily News Stuff 6 December 2025

SSL Mildcard Edition

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  • I bought myself a mini-PC for Christmas.  Minisforum X1-255.

    Not because I particularly need a new system, though this one is a lot better than my two existing Beelink units (twice the speed, memory*, and storage).

    Mostly because it comes with 64GB of RAM and only costs $50 more than the RAM alone.

    Looks like it's completely sold out in the US already.

    Update: Placed the order just four hours ago and it's already shipped. Should have it by Friday.

    Update Two: And the price increased by 25% overnight.  After I bought it, though.


    * The existing units only came with 8GB of RAM, so as shipped the new one has eight times as much.  But I already had RAM for those left over from upgrading my laptops, back when that was cheap to do.


  • AI gadget makers are chasing problems that don't exist, says the CEO of AI gadget maker Logitech.  (Tom's Hardware)

    That's a little unfair.  Logitech's webcams use discriminative AI to keep you centered in the frame, for example, and to mute background noise.  Other companies, though:
    Faber argued that the wave of AI-first gadgets released over the past year remains untethered from a clear purpose.  Products such as the Humane AI Pin - acquired by HP in February - and Rabbit R1 launched with the promise of replacing parts of the smartphone experience, only to draw criticism for slow performance, limited features, and subscription-driven pricing.
    The upcoming unnamed product from OpenAI looks to be another screenless phone piece of overpriced junk.
    Their reception has shaped the debate around whether a general-purpose assistant belongs in a dedicated device at all.  According to Faber, these early efforts solve little that a phone or PC cannot already handle, which is a view that has gained traction as both devices incorporate larger on-device models and tighter integrations with cloud assistants.
    As annoying as AI is, dedicated AI devices are even worse.


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Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Saturday morning?

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Blog

Oops

Got a reminder yesterday that I needed to update the server's SSL certificate.

I was tired last night so I left it to the morning.

I was busy this morning so I...  Kind of just forgot.

Anyway, it's fixed now.

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Friday, December 05

Geek

Daily News Stuff 5 December 2025

Please Not Edition

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Tech News

  • Finding that random person in Nebraska.  (Stacktower)

    XKCD comic 2347 highlighted a key weakness of modern computer systems: Everything depends on "a project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003".

    Stacktower is a Python library that inspects your own tech stack and draws a similar diagram and highlights the individual thankless maintainers, so that you can thank them.


  • Teehee.  They said "end to end".  (Tech Crunch)
    Earlier this year, home goods maker Kohler launched a smart camera called the Dekoda that attaches to your toilet bowl, takes pictures of it, and analyzes the images to advise you on your gut health.
    I can see where this is going to end.
    The security researcher also pointed out that given Kohler can access customers' data on its servers, it's possible Kohler is using customers' bowl pictures to train AI.
    Why?
    Citing another response from the company representative, the researcher was told that Kohler's "algorithms are trained on de-identified data only."
    No.
    The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
    It's even cheaper if you don't buy it.


  • Russia has banned Roblox.  (CBC)
    On Wednesday, Roskomnadzor blocked access to the U.S. children's gaming platform Roblox, accusing it of distributing extremist materials and "LGBT propaganda." Roskomnadzor further said Roblox was "rife with inappropriate content that can negatively impact the spiritual and moral development of children."
    Well, yes.


  • The iPhone air has depreciated by 50% in ten weeks.  (WCCFTech)

    It's like backwards DRAM.


  • A critical flaw in React and Next.js lets hackers execute code on your servers if you're a fucking idiot.  (Bleeping Computer)

    The problem with making JavaScript run on servers is that then JavaScript programmers will run code on servers.

    The result is exactly what everyone predicted.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: A what?

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Thursday, December 04

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Daily News Stuff 4 December 2025

Deplatformed and Backported Edition

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Anime Update

A Wild Last Boss Appeared started out a cut above the usual reincarnated-in-the-game-world isekai slop, and continues to stand out, with two reveals in the latest episode which both offer novel twists and suggest that the author actually thought about things.  (And actually a third one, which feels like and I'll just throw this in as well while I'm at it.)

Wikipedia seems confused as to how many volumes there are of the light novels and manga, and Amazon has trashed its Japanese site for foreign visitors, so I have no idea where it goes from here.



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

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Geek

Deplatformed

So I finally put my Minecraft modpack up on Curseforge.

It's in experimental mode right now while I update the page to make it look a bit more substantial and track down a problem with long load times.

And I just tracked down the problem.

Vanilla Backport
, which conveniently bundles together backports of feature releases since 1.20.1 (in this case, since it's a 1.20.1 mod), uses a library mod called Platform.

Platform, according to the load time profiler mod I'm using, takes almost twelve minutes to load.

All the other 215 mods combined?  Six minutes.

That's on my older (Zen 3) laptop running in silent (low power) mode, so a good computer will handle it in half the time, but swapping that one mod out for five separate backport mods reduced the load time from just under twelve minutes to just over six.

And now I need to test again.

Update: With the help of the profiler - and a quick reboot - I've got the Reload Manager stage of the startup down from ten minutes to two.  Also double-checked and the problem is definitely the Platform mod, so that gets kicked to the curb.

Update Two: Two minutes from clicking the button to being ready to play - on a slow laptop.  Good enough. 

Update Three: Version 1.1.1 is up on Curseforge now.

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Wednesday, December 03

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Daily News Stuff 3 December 2025

None Shall Pass Edition

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Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Uzi 35mm!

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Tuesday, December 02

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Daily News Stuff 2 December 2025

Be Careful Edition

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Tech News

  • Did Alexander Fleming discover penicillin the way history tells it?  Well...  Maybe.  (Asimov Press)

    Attempts to recreate it exactly as Fleming described it - with the Petri dish contaminated with mold after the bacterial samples were placed - fail.  But if the contamination happens before or at the same time, the results can come out pretty much as stated, under the right conditions.  It's particularly temperature-dependent.

    And it turns out that right when Fleming went on his week's vacation leaving his experiment unmonitored, there was a cold spell that put conditions right in the path of a happy accident.

    If that is how it worked out, there was even more luck involved than we thought.


  • Colleges are preparing to self-lobotomise - again.  (The Atlantic)  (archive site)

    The Atlantic is complaining about the ill-considered use of AI in higher education, which is fair enough.  They are not complaining about all the other self-inflicted metaphorical head wounds in academia, which is less fair.


  • Santa Monica has told Waymo it can't recharge its self-driving taxis at night.  (Inside EVs)  (archive site)
    It's unclear whether Waymo or its Virginia-based charging operator, Volterra, intends to comply.
    Signs point to no.


  • You shouldn't shard your database.  (PgDog)

    If someone says you should, shard them straight out the nearest window.


  • Be careful what you wish for: Now I've found the Door Bypassing Summer and Autumn and Heading Straight Back into Winter.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Nineteenth thing twentieth...  Wait, we messed up.

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Monday, December 01

Geek

Daily News Stuff 1 December 2025

Leptospirosis Party Edition

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  • Would you like to buy a clue...  For $1 million?  (AP)

    There's a sculpture called Kryptos at the CIA offices in McLean, Virginia, which contains four panels of encrypted text.  Three have been decrypted by puzzle-solvers, but the fourth has defied all attempts since the installation was created in 1990.

    The artist, now aged 80, has auctioned off his notes and clues to the contents of that fourth panel...  For close to $1 million.


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Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: I'm the wonderer.  Rebel without a clue.

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