Thursday, May 18

Have You Tried Looking Under The Sofa Edition
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- There is no evidence that TikTok, a wholly owned subsidiary of Chinese intelligence, is being used to gather information from and about TikTok users and feed it back to China. (Tech Crunch)
Yes, TikTok has been caught out repeatedly doing exactly that. Yes, TikTok has been caught spying on journalists.
But that doesn't count because coloration is not casuistry.
Also banned in Montana.
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- Has ChatGPT been neutered? (Hacker News)
Lots of people saying yes, they use ChatGPT and it gets more useless every week.
Lots of other people saying they don't use ChatGPT but the above people are clearly lying.
- What happened with Asus routers this morning? (Downtown Doug Brown)
No answer, but it looks like it automatically downloaded a file of firmware update information - even if you have automated updates turned off, it downloads that file so it can tell you an update is available - and the file was bad and the router plotzed.
Fortunately a simple reboot would fix it.
- A review of the QNAP QSW-2104-2T switch. (Serve the Home)
A very short review since it's an unmanaged switch without even POE. It's not even complicated enough for QNAP to inject security flaws. It works great because it's too dumb to fail.
- Mojo is Python only not.
Sounds great. Where can I download the source code?
You can't.
Binaries?
Sorry.
Docker container?
Usually, sir, but there's been a lot of demand and we've run out.
- The Analogue Duo is a PC Engine / TurboGrafx hardware emulator. (Notebook Check)
It uses an FPGA to precisely emulate the hardware rather than using software which would be cheaper and easier and probably off by a millisecond here or there.
I want a Sharp X68000 emulator.
Oh. Here's six. (Gametech Wiki)a
Dragon Spirit also ran on the TurboGrafx but the X68000 port was the best.
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Wednesday, May 17

Hot And Cold Edition
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- High-temperature superconductors are proving to be as elusive as cold fusion. After a paper was published in nominally reputable scientific journal Nature announcing the creation of room-temperature superconductors (though not STP), other researchers went to work to replicate the results. (Ars Technica)
Spoiler: The results failed to replicate.
Tech News
- Why are Gigabyte's Aorus models so much cheaper than their Aero models?
- The Framework Laptop 13 is good. (The Verge)
The 2023 Intel model is shipping and it delivers better performance and better battery life than the 2022 model. I'm still waiting for the AMD version which should deliver better performance, better battery life, and better graphics.
- The .zip domain is kind of shit. (Bleeping Computer)
Here's the problem:
1. Someone sends you an email telling you to download payroll.zip from the company website and open it.
2. Gmail sees that as a URL and automatically turns it into a link.
3. You click on the link and it downloads a zip file.
4. You open the zip file and your computer melts, because it actually got it from the malicious payroll.zip website.
Two innocuous ideas put together equals one disaster.
- Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, appeared before a Senate Judiciary Subcommittee to ask the government to regulate his competitors out of existence. (Axios)
Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) called it "historic" that a company was coming to Congress pleading for regulation.
Oh, do get fucked, Senator. It's been happening at least as long as there was a Senate, back to ancient Rome.
- Australia isn't a real country anyway: The Australian government has asked Twitter how it plans to stifle free speech when the Stifling Team has all been fired. (The Register)
Twitter allegedly said, Australia who?
- Zoom plans to implement Anthropic's chatbot, Claude, to make meetings even more insufferable. (The Verge)
Could we not?
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Tuesday, May 16

Sometimes The Bad Die Young Edition
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- Vice Media has filed for bankruptcy. (New York Times)
Once valued at $5.7 billion by idiots, the company is being sold off to one group of creditors for $225 million, which is less than is outstanding on an existing loan from the group so they get nothing.
Tech News
- If Intel's NUC is too large for your tastes, the Topton M6S is the size of... It's almost exactly the size of one of those bricks of Post-It notes, where you get five regular pads of notes in different colours. (Liliputing)
It has a quad core Intel N100 CPU. This uses the "efficiency" cores from Intel's current chips, with no "performance" cores in sight. The individual cores are as fast as my desktop system I was using up to last year, though that had eight cores Still not awful for tiny system like this.
That's combined 12GB of RAM and up to 2TB of storage in an M.2 2242 slot. Those are easier to come by than the smaller 2230 size, though you can buy it with an SSD preinstalled.
Not expensive, either.
- The World Health Organisation says things would be much better all round if people would just stop being people. (WHO)
Last week they were insisting that you stop drinking alcohol. This week they're saying you need to cut both sugar and artificial sweeteners out of your diet.
I think I'll cut my consumption of WHO by 100%.
- Anti-piracy organisation ACE had its anti-piracy page taken down by anti-piracy organisation AiPlex for piracy. (TorrentFreak)
Popcorn time.
- AMD could be launching 128 core and 192 core Zen 5 server CPUs as soon as next year. (WCCFTech)
They'll fit in existing Zen 4 servers but will use up to 50% more power, so make sure your power distribution systems and water chillers are in good order.
They'll be close to twice as fast as the existing servers, though, so not a bad tradeoff.
They'll be competing directly against Intel's new 144 core server CPUs, if those arrive on schedule. But those chips use Intel's "efficiency" cores like the Post-It computer above and will be utterly steamrolled by Zen 5.
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Monday, May 15

Do Not Flaunt Happy Fun Ball Edition
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- An open letter to tech workers about careers in "public service". (Tech Crunch)
The gist of it being, the government never fires anyone, no matter how bad they are at their jobs, no matter how dire the economy is. As long as you lick the right boots, you're secure for life.
Your soul, on the other hand...
Tech News
- HP has a new Pavilion Aero 13 range, replacing the 5800U with a 7735U, which is to say a 6800U. (Liliputing)
This offers basically the same CPU performance as before, but double the graphics performance, so it's a pretty solid update.
It's configurable with a decent 1920x1200 screen or a very nice 2560x1600 version, has the Four Essential Keys, and comes 8GB or 16GB of RAM soldered in place, which is not so nice. If you want a small, light notebook with a great screen and don't need to run anything intensive - or only use one application at a time - it's pretty good. But with 32GB of RAM it would be great.
- Apple is reportedly preparing the new M3 Pro chip for laptops, with 12 CPU cores (sort of), 18 GPU cores, and 36GB of RAM. (Bloomberg)
I’m sure you’re wondering: How can Apple possibly fit that many cores on a chip? The answer is the 3-nanometer manufacturing process, which the company will be switching to with its M3 line. That approach allows for higher-density chips, meaning a designer can fit more cores into an already small processor.
No, I'm not wondering that, because I'm not an idiot.
AMD's 6800U processor mentioned above has 8 CPU cores - all full-size, not half full and half crippled - and 12 GPU cores, is built on TSMC's 6nm process, and measures 208 square mm. And was launched at the beginning of last year.
- OpenSearch hasn't failed. (InfoWorld)
OpenSearch was born out of a dispute between Elasticsearch and Amazon. Amazon offered Elasticsearch as a service. Elasticsearch didn't like that but couldn't do much about it because their code was open source, so they change the license to make it less open to prevent Amazon from doing this.
Amazon took the previous version of Elasticsearch, under the old open source license, renamed it OpenSearch, and started updating it themselves.
And... It seems to be working.
- Crucial's 2TB P3 SSD is available at Amazon for $88. (Tom's Hardware)
On the one hand, it's not a high-end drive; it's DRAMless QLC, which used to be instant death but is now merely kind of meh thanks to dramatically improved controllers.
On the other hand, my benchmark price for a decent budget SSD is $100 per TB, and this is less than half that.
Team's 2TB MP33 is available for $78, and that's TLC, though it's a slower controller - it maxes out at about 2GB per second, and gets quite slow if you need to write hundreds of gigabytes of data all at once. (Tom's Hardware)
But if you do that, you can probably afford more than $78 for an SSD.
- You can run LLaMA 13B on a 6GB graphics card. (GitHub)
Previously - as in, last week - you would have looked towards the smaller 7B model if you were looking to run LLMs on budget hardware, but with some adjustments the 13B model runs well enough on an RTX 2060 or a laptop RTX 3060.
This should work for Alpacas and Vicunas as well. No word as yet on Guanacos, or on Old World camelids.
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Sunday, May 14

Capippalism Ho Edition
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- Astronomers have discovered another 62 moons orbiting Saturn, bringing the total known to 145. (Space)
Which used to be a lot.
The article doesn't have a list but Wikipedia does. Most - perhaps all, it's not obvious - of the newly discovered moons don't have names yet, just catalog numbers.
Tech News
- Right wing Twitter worried Musk's CEO pick could return Twitter to its roots. (Ars Technica)
Ars Technica A/B tests news headlines and it's often unintentionally revealing. The alternate headline for this piece is Twitter users fear new CEO will end Musk's commitment to free speech on platform.
So what they are saying is that (a) Twitter's roots were opposed to free speech and (b) only conservatives care about it.
Neither of which is true. Twitter was a mostly free-speech platform from its founding in 2006 until the lunatics took over the asylum in 2018. I had an account there from 2008 and didn't have a single problem until late 2018. I was suspended or locked out 112 times in the subsequent 15 months before being banned permanently.
And there are dozens of liberals who still care about free speech. Well, at least a dozen. Five.
- A former ByteDance executive (ByteDance is the company that owns TikTok) claims that TikTok is an operation of Chinese intelligence agencies and that the CCP maintains access to user data despite vehement denials from TikTok and ByteDance alike. (Axios)
Yeah, no shit.
- How the NFL used 4000 servers at AWS to create its annual game schedule. (Amazon)
A remarkable feat of engineering, except that...
- How the NBA and MLB used an Imsai 8080 system with 64k of RAM to do the same thing back in 1978. (Atari Compendium)
The article starts on page 38 of the PDF.
And before that, of course, it was all done by hand.
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Saturday, May 13

Oh Nyo Edition
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- Twitter has a new CEO: Linda Yaccarino, previously chairman of Global Advertising and Partnerships at NBC Universal. (Tech Crunch)
On the one hand, hiring someone to focus on advertising while Elon himself focuses on the tech side makes sense, and he still owns the company and can override or fire the CEO if required.
On the other hand, nobody from corporate America gives the slightest shit about fundamental liberties or indeed fundamental reality.
On the third hand, gotta make money somehow.
Cautiously pessimistic on this hire.
Tech News
- Nvidia is reportedly about to announce a 16GB model of the 4060 Ti. (Videocardz)
The 4060 Ti will be available with 8GB later this month. A 16GB model, and a 4060 non-Ti version with 8GB, will be available in July.
If true it's a smart move by Nvidia. AMD has been needling them for not having enough VRAM on their graphics cards: At a price where AMD has 16GB, Nvidia only offers 12GB. Since the Xbox Series X and PlayStation 5 both have 16GB of RAM, Nvidia cards run out when playing some recent games on maxed-out settings.
Reason enough to hold off on that 4070 anyway.
- You can now upgrade your laptop to 96GB of RAM. (Tom's Hardware)
Assuming you can upgrade it at all, and that it uses DDR5 SODIMMs. Like the desktop versions, these use Micron's new 24Gbit chips, and come in speeds up to 5600MHz.
- PFAs are costing society $17 trillion a year according to a report that oddly enough has not been published so it is impossible to question how it came up with this ludicrous number. (The Guardian)
PFAs are used to make fabrics stain- and water-resistant.
- A quick look at the Asus Pro WS W790E SAGE SE motherboard for Intel's Xeon W-3400. (Serve the Home)
Don't buy it.
- ChatGPT doesn't know what stuff isn't. (Quanta)
Meaning that it's bad at negatives.
This is true. It also doesn't know what stuff is. All it knows is how words fit together, and negation is a subtle concept.
- If your local digital bakery is still out of raspberry pies, here's an orange and a banana. (Notebook Check)
Both based on the popular Rockchip RK3588 Arm CPU. This uses Arm's A76 cores, a couple of generations newer than the Raspberry Pi's A72. (There was an A73 but it doesn't count, and no A74.)
They include features the Raspberry Pi currently lacks like M.2 storage, and go up the 16GB of RAM rather than being limited to 8GB.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Video of the Day
Asus has provided an emergency BIOS patch to prevent this.
If you use it, it voids your motherboard warranty.
If you don't use it, it might void your CPU.
Tech YouTubers are not impressed.
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Friday, May 12

Plus Ca Change, Plus A L'orange Edition
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- It's nice to see that some things never change. MongoDB's memory management is still complete shit, for example.
- A month ago we were still wondering if it was an April Fool's prank, and now it's (almost) here: The Asus ROG Ally. (Tom's Hardware)
This is a handheld gaming PC, like the Steam Deck or a bigger and more expensive Nintendo Switch. It has a Ryzen Z1 or Z1 Extreme (a variant of the laptop 7840U chip), 16GB of RAM, 512GB of storage, and a seven inch 1080p screen.
The new CPU is about twice as fast as the one in the Steam Deck, but because the display resolution is also roughly doubled - two million pixels vs. one million on the Steam Deck - game performance on default settings is typically a little slower.
Oh, and it runs Windows, where the Steam Deck runs Linux with neat emulation that works with almost all Windows games.
Impressive piece of technology, but the battery life isn't there yet.
Price is $599 compared to $549 for a comparable Steam Deck, which is pretty good for the more powerful hardware.
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- The GPD Win Max 2 is the Asus Rog Ally only more so. And more expensive. (Indiegogo)
Same 7840U chip, but now with up to 64GB of RAM, 2TB of SSD, and a 2560x1600 10" display.
It also has an Oculink port - a PCIe slot run over a cable - for an optional external graphics module with a 7600M XT GPU and 8GB of VRAM. If you shell out for the whole kit you'll have a powerful if tiny laptop, a powerful if large mobile game console, and a pretty decent desktop system... But it will set you back about $1800 even on pre-order.
- Which is the same price as Google's latest 7" tablet. (Lilipting)
Which has only 12GB of RAM and 256GB of storage. And no external graphics module.
- In this, the strongest economy ever, tech startups not only can't find investors, they can't borrow money anymore either. (Bloomberg)
Partly because the banks keep collapsing.
But don't you dare use the R-word.
- SpaceX and Vast plan to launch a commercial space station by the end of 2025. (Notebook Check)
A very small commercial space station, by the looks of things.
You might even say it's half-vast.
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Thursday, May 11

Shake Supremacist Edition
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- Now you can save time by getting called a racist while you're waiting for your fries and a shake: Wendy's is planning to use AI chatbots at its drive-through windows. (New Atlas)
What could possibly go right?
Tech News
- Google's Pixel Tablet has launched in three colours to match your carpet. (Notebook Check)
Blah.
- Remembering Google's only good tablet. (Ars Technica)
The 2012 Nexus 7 was okay for the time, but quickly forgotten.
The 2013 model was not only one of the best tablets available at the time, it is actually better - should you find one that still works - than any small Android tablet available in 2023, with the sole exception of the China-only Lenovo Y700.
Naturally Google never made a newer model.
- Don't bother with PCIe 5 SSDs. (Tom's Hardware)
They're not a lot faster than PCIe 4, they're a lot more expensive, and they run so hot they will shut down under heavy load and crash your computer.
- Your GDPR-compliant analytics aren't GDPR-compliant. (Pilcrow)
The solution is Redis, as it often is, specifically HyperLogLogs, which can count unique values in a small amount of memory while making it impossible to retrieve the original distinct values.
So you can count the number of unique visitors per hour, day, week, and month, and generate only 30MB of data per year even if you have tens of millions of visitors.
It's done using complicated mathematics, or in other words, magic.
- Disney+ lost four million subscribers in the first quarter of 2023. (Thurrott)
No problem, they can replace them with AI chatbots.
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Wednesday, May 10

Beware The Owl Edition
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- Twitter is planning to launch encrypted direct messages, voice and video chat, and other features. (The Verge)
Targeting platforms like Telegram and Discord respectively.
Makes sense. You can't realistically try to take incumbent services head-on, but if you have a platform that tens of millions of people use for something else, you can add features that make them less likely to switch to other, single-purpose apps.
Like hiring Tucker Carlson so they stay on Twitter rather than watching Fox News.
Tech News
- The GPD Win Max 2 has the new AMD Ryzen 7940U, 32GB or 64GB of RAM, two SSD slots, a 2560x1600 screen, and while it lacks the four essential keys it does have eleven special-purpose buttons that you could easily reprogram. (Liliputing)
Only problem is that's a 10" screen. Maybe on the small side.
- Speaking of AMD, they're holding an AI and server event on June 13. (AnandTech)
The company is expected to launch Genoa-X server CPUs with up to 96 cores and 1.125GB of cache, Bergamo server CPUs with 128 cores and I don't know how much cache but less than that, and the MI300 compute card with lots of compute.
- The metaverse could contribute $760 billion to US GDP by 2035. (Reuters)
Or it could contribute nothing.
I think that is more likely.
- Anthropic's new AI system - named Claude - is going to be another mindless woke NPC, just in a different way. (Reuters)
These systems all come pre-lobotomised, but you can choose how the procedure is done.
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Tuesday, May 09

ZFS Destroy Edition
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- Shopify is laying off 20% of its staff and selling its warehouse automation division. (Tech Crunch)
Strongest economy ever, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
- LinkedIn meanwhile is laying off 700 staff and closing its Chinese app, InCareer. (Tech Crunch)
That second part only makes sense. Operating an online network in China is vastly more trouble than it's worth.
Tech News
- AMD's Ryzen Z1 is more than a rebadged laptop CPU. (PC World)
No it's not. A rebadged laptop CPU is precisely what the Z1 is. Everything from the Z1 through to the 7940HS uses the same chip design from the same factory.
- The Occamy CPU from SiPearl features 432 RISC-V CPU cores and delivers 0.75 DP TFLOPs. (Tom's Hardware)
It's designed for space applications, though it's not clear if it's specifically radiation-resistant like the silicon-on-sapphire devices HP used to make, or just more robust because it's built on an older 14nm process.
Either way, it's kind of the 100 chicken-sized horses or one horse-sized chicken question. What do you do with an enormous number of relatively slow CPUs?
- Ink is React for building command-line interfaces. (GitHub)
Kill it with fire.
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