• Intel's 6.2GHz 24 core i9 14900KS is here.  (AnandTech)
  
  Priced at $689, it's a theoretical 150W part with a 253W maximum short-term power consumption that uses 375W here in the real world.
  
  PassMark doesn't have any scores up yet but I doubt it's worth the cost and heat for most users.  A 14700 will give you 75% of the performance at less than half the power consumption.

• Western Digital's SN5000 is a budget SSD that can hit read speeds of 6GB per second.  (AnandTech)
  
  It's QLC and DRAMless which is a bad combination for server workloads, but if you're doing typical desktop stuff where you want to load and save files quickly rather than perform millions of tiny updates within files (the way a database does) it should be fine.
  
  Price is... Not mentioned.  And whether this is worthwhile depends entirely on that price.
  
  
  
• GPT-4 can now play Doom...  Very, very badly.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  Likewise.
  
  
  
• Google gets one right: Every major AI except Google Gemini leaks private information.  (Ars Technica)
  
  Samsung banned the use of third-party AI tools by all its employees last year after three leaks of proprietary information were traced back to, well, that.
  
  
  
• The FTC and DOJ say it should be legal to fix McDonalds' ice cream machines.  (The Verge)
  
  The company that makes the machines is as notoriously litigious about third-party repairs as the machines themselves are notoriously unreliable.
  
  
  
• Let a thousand Nintendo Switch emulators bloom...  Maybe.  (The Verge)
  
  Nintendo sued the Yuzu emulator for "facilitating piracy", and the developers settled the suit and vanished.
  
  Since Yuzu was open source, though, there is now a swarm of clones for Nintendo to contend with.

• Hello, what's this?  (Liliputing)
  
  2024 HP Pavilion Plus 14
  
  AMD CPU: Check, 8845HS (8 cores, 5.1GHz)
  High-resolution screen: Check, 2880x1800 120Hz OLED
  Upgradeable RAM: No
  At least 32GB then: Check
  USB-C: Check, two of
  USB-A: Check, two of
  HDMI: Check
  Headphone jack: Check
  Four essential keys: Check
  Micro-SD slot: No
  Actually available to buy: Yes, at least in the US
  
  It's not perfect, but close enough.
  
  Pricing starts at $850.  That's not particularly cheap, but it's $250 less than the new MacBook Air while providing twice the memory and storage.

• If an 8 core 5.1GHz laptop CPU just doesn't do it for you anymore maybe the Cerebras WSE-3 is more your speed.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  900,000 cores.  Yes, on one chip.  Yes, it's a very big chip.
  
  The chip also contains 44GB of RAM with a bandwidth of 21 petabyte per second, which is a lot.
  
  Cerebras says you can link up to 2048 of these chips together in a single system, which would let you train a 70 billion parameter LLM in, uh, three minutes.
  
  
  
• SpaceX has scheduled the third test flight of Starship - the most important advance in spaceflight since Robert Goddard - for March 14.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Yes, today.
  
  
  
• Epic Games is back in court seeking a contempt order against Apple for violating its existing injunction.  (Reuters)
  
  Godspeed.  You're also assholes, but to a lesser degree.
  
  
  
• The FBI and DHS are targeting extremist gamers...  In Roblox.  (The Intercept)
  
  I'm bulldozing the whole of DC into a river of lava...  In Minecraft.
  
  
  
• The M3 MacBook Air received a 5 out of 10 for repairability.  (WCCFTech)
  
  That's 5 points for not gluing the battery in place.
  
  Some recent Apple products have received a score of 0, because you can't even open them without causing permanent damage.  This might be grading on a scale, but at least it's an improvement.
  
  
  
• Let's ban TikTok!  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Thinks of the result of 170 million delusional TikTok users infesting every other social network.
  
  Let's ban TikTok users from the rest of the world!

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• Google is giving its Gemini AI yet another lobotomy to prevent it accidentally telling the truth about the 2024 presidential election.  (Reuters)

  When asked about elections such as the upcoming U.S. presidential match-up between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, Gemini responds with "I'm still learning how to answer this question. In the meantime, try Google Search", or "For God's sake, Joe can't make it through two lines on the teleprompter without starting a war.  Maybe you should move to New Zealand."

• Speaking of AI, and all the AI developers warning us of the disasters AI is likely to cause, it seems that the likelihood of such an event could be greatly reduced if there were no AI developers.
  
  
  
• It turns out I can pre-order the Lavie Tab - the Japanese model of the Lenovo Legion Y700, the only good small Android table currently in production, but not sold outside China - from Amazon Japan.
  
  It costs even more than Apple's iPad Mini.  It's better than the iPad Mini, yes, but that's awfully expensive for a small tablet.
  
  
  
• Speaking of Apple, the company will permit EU users to download apps directly from the developers' websites rather than using the App Store.  (9to5Mac)
  
  The developers will have to pay Apple for this privilege, of course.
  
  Pay a lot.
  
  
  
• Someone retouched a photo.  (The Verge)
  
  The Verge has been foaming at the mouth about this for the past 48 hours.
  
  
  
• Intel is heavily promoting AI PCs.  What is an AI PC?  Anything with the latest Intel CPUs in it.  (The Register)
  
  Last year's Intel chips?  Don't count.  AMD chips?  Burn, heretic!  Arm chips?  I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
  
  
  
• Qualcomm's new Snapdragon X Elite - a chip designed specifically for laptops - is three times faster than Intel's latest laptop chips on AI tasks.  (WCCFTech)
  
  No mention of how good it is for doing actual useful work, but the specs suggest this one will be miles ahead of Qualcomm's previous laptop attempts - which frankly sucked - and possibly even good.

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• Elon Musk has announced that his AI company - xAI - will be releasing its AI - Grok - as open source.  (Notebook Check)
  
  Exactly how open that is remains to be seen, but there is nothing at all open about OpenAI (creator of ChatGPT) so the bar is pretty low.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile Midjourney has banned all Stability AI staff from its service over alleged attempts at data theft.  (The Verge)
  
  
  Stability AI is the home of the open-source Stable Diffusion image generation model.  Its CEO has stated "It wasn't us and if it was it was an accident."
  
  

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• The US must move "decisively" to avert an "extinction-level" "threat" from "AI", according to a government funded "report".  (Time)

  "Current frontier AI development poses urgent and growing risks to national security," the report, which TIME obtained ahead of its publication, says. "The rise of advanced AI and AGI [artificial general intelligence] has the potential to destabilize global security in ways reminiscent of the introduction of nuclear weapons." AGI is a hypothetical technology that could perform most tasks at or above the level of a human. Such systems do not currently exist, but the leading AI labs are working toward them and many expect AGI to arrive within the next five years or less.

  The only problem with this statement is that none of it is remotely real.  None of the leading AI labs are working toward AGI.  They are working on redefining AGI so that they can claim to have achieved it.
  
  
  
• Lenovo may be releasing its Legion Y700 tablet to the global market next month.  (Notebook Check)
  
  In fact, something I didn't know is that it's already sold in Japan by NEC as the Lavie Tab 9.
  
  Anyway: I'll buy two.  There is literally no competition right now.
  
  
  
• We haven't checked in on QNAP in a while and oh they're on fire.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  Still.
  
  
  
• How do AMD's integrated graphics stack up against the best graphics cards made with Chinese chips?  If you guessed AMD's built-in graphics are twice as fast, well, yes.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Some of that will be software limitations, that the Chinese makers will resolve over time.  But right now a high-end China-only card gets stomped by even the cheapest previous-generation card from AMD.
  
  
  
• Europe has found Europe guilty of breaching Europe's data protection laws.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Well, there's a thing.

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• Is the Reddit IPO worth your money.  Fuck no.  (Forbes)
  
  The article takes Reddit's current trajectory and calculates a realistic value of about 3% of the IPO valuation.  Reddit would have to reach Facebook levels of users for the IPO to be worthwhile.

• What's going on with the new bill that could ban TikTok?  (Tech Crunch)

  Something that’s very sacred in our country - the difference between the private sector and the public sector - that’s a line that is nonexistent in the way the CCP operates.

  That quote is from FBI Director Chris Wray, who knows all about sacred lines and erasing them.
  
  
  
• MIT claims that is previous claims about a breakthrough in nuclear fusion are borne out by new claims.  (Futurism)
  
  Okay.
  
  
  
• The entry model of the M3 Macbook Air is better than the M2 version in one important way: It has two flash chips.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  So did the M1, but the M2 reduced it to just one.  Result is that both the M1 and M3 have significantly faster storage than the M2, close to twice as fast on reads, and nearly as fast as the Team MP34.
  
  The difference is that a 4TB Team MP34 is the same price as 256GB of storage from Apple.
  
  
  
• It's a TRS-80 Model 100 only this time it's just a keyboard.  (Notebook Check)
  
  The Vision Board is an 84-key keyboard - with three out of the Four Essential Keys - with a 1920x440 touchscreen above the keys.
  
  It looks almost good.
  
  
  

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• The Pentagon is not hiding aliens or UFO technology from the public, said government spokesman Jybben Xylyn.  (The Guardian)
  
  "We would not lie to you", added Xylyn, as he blinked his nictitating membranes.  "As xeno...  As humans we are congenitally unable to tell mistruths."
  
  
  
• The Pentagon is hiding aliens and UFO technology from the public, said Professor Avi Loeb of Harvard University.  (WGBH)
  
  "See, these tiny specks of rock prove it", said Loeb.  "These specks have bits in.  You would not find bits like this anywhere other than alien spaceships."

• Watching the anime 16bit Sensation which is set (mostly) in a tiny third-rate game development studio during the nineties.
  
  The details are pretty good - the computers are recognisable models that were available in Japan at the time, and among the many PC-9801s there's even a Sharp X68000.
  
  The programmer is working in real X86 assembler, and while the paint software the artists use is fictional its features are real enough.  A bit lacking, really; I'm pretty sure automated dithering was a common feature by then.
  
  The anime itself is kind of silly, but if you like retro computers, or retro computer games, or, um, retro stories, you might want to check it out.
  
  

• Speaking of the X68000 there's now an X68000Z mini available.  (Retrolike)
  
  It's an emulator, of course, using a 1.3GHz Arm CPU to do the work, inside a miniature version of the famous dual-tower X68000 case.  Reproducing the hardware itself would be far too costly for a crowdfunding campaign.
  
  But they have precisely reproduced the original keyboard and mouse.
  
  Wonder if I can pick one up.
  
  Wonder if the operating system is available in English.
  
  
  
• The Macbook Air is lightweight and completely silent - there's no fan - and the CPU hits 114C under load and runs 33% slower than a Macbook Pro with the exact same chip - there's no fan.  (WCCFTech)
  
  This was true of prior Macbook Air models as well.  Apple's CPUs are genuinely good, but they're not magic.
  
  
  
• Intel's Core i9 14900KS is 3% faster than the 14900K, 30% more expensive, and consumes up to 400 watts.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It can also make crepes.
  
  In fact, it makes crepes even if you don't want it to.
  
  
  
• Nvidia's next-generation graphics cards - which we might see before the end of the year - could have 50% faster memory and 50% more memory.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  This is because they'll be using GDDR7 memory, which is 50% faster (it's trinary) and can also be 50% larger than GDDR6 (24Gb per chip instead of 16Gb).
  
  Just taking that and adding it to a card like the RTX 4060 would fix a lot of problems, so expect Nvidia to raise prices as well.
  
  
  

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• Apple has reinstated Epic Games' developer account as abruptly and with as little discussion as they terminated it in the first place.  (Epic Games)
  
  Guess multi-billion-dollar fines have that effect.

• Dating app Bumble lost a third of its Texas workforce after - operative word, after - Texas passed abortion restrictions.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  I wonder if there could have been any other contributing factors.
  
  
  
• Dating app Bumble laid off a third of its staff amid mounting losses.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Huh.
  
  
  
• Need a reasonably priced switch with 20 2.5Gb ports, four 10Gb ports, and two 40Gb ports?  MikroTik's catchily named CRS326-4C+20G+2Q+RM might fit the bill.  (Serve the Home)
  
  With the 40Gb ports that's a pretty good deal for an MSRP of $999.
  
  It also has console and management ports, and can even act as a router, though its processor is relatively slow and the routing throughput is sub-gigabit.
  
  
  
• TSMC is set to receive $5 billion in "incentives" from the CHIPS act for its planned fab expansion in Arizona.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  That's against a total cost for this project of $40 billion, so your tax dollars are probably not being completely flushed down the drain.
  
  
  
• Fine tune a 70B AI model at home.  (Answer.AI)
  
  All you need is two RTX 4090s.
  
  
  
• It's not just you: Even Google can't make WiFi work.  (Reuters)
  
  Staff and Google's newest 600,000 square foot office space have been advised to work from the cage next door if they need network access.

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• The worst person in the world just made a good point: EU Bookburner General Thierry Breton has confirmed his agency is investigating Apple over its decision to cancel Epic Games' developer account.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Apple did this specifically to prevent Epic Games opening its own app store as is permitted under the new EU regulations.
  
  Breton pointed out that the regulations that force Google and Apple to open up their platforms also forbid those companies from using pretexts to keep their platforms effectively closed.
  
  As we've seen, the EU isn't shy about fining American companies billions of dollars, because for them it's free money.
  
  And it's reached a point where I don't blame them.  Watching one group of communist bleed another group of communists dry is better entertainment than you can find almost anywhere.
  
  
  

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• JEDEC has published the specifications for next-generation graphics memory, GDDR7.  (AnandTech)
  
  GDDR7 is 50% faster than GDDR6 - because it uses trinary.
  
  Thunderbolt 5 (and the horribly named USB4 Version 2.0) also use trinary.
  
  With GDDR7 the data inside the chip is still ones and zeroes, but the interface uses 1, 0, and -1.
  
  The spec also supports chip sizes up to 64Gb - including intermediate sizes at 24Gb and 48Gb - though only 16Gb is expected initially.
  
  
  
• The House Commerce Committee has voted 50-0 to force Bytedance to divest TikTok to some other owner not directly under the thumb of the Chinese Communist Party.  (Ars Technica)
  
  TikTok got its insane userbase to contact their congressmen - or just any random congressmen - and threaten to unalive themselves if the app was banned, but this had shockingly little effect.  (Engadget)
  
  (Not that TikTok's userbase is that much different to any other social platform.  People are dumb.)
  
  Worth noting that TikTok is banned in China.
  
  
  

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• With Europe's new DMA laws requiring both smartphone companies to open up their marketplaces, Google is taking a lead out of Apple's book and imposing a 27% fee on all purchases made through third-party marketplaces running on Android.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Because they can.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile with Epic Games planning to open an app store on iOS in Europe Apple has simply terminated their account.  (WCCFTech)
  
  The EU is probably rubbing their hands with glee at this, because it gives them grounds to fine Apple more billions of dollars.

• There's a bunch of new security vulnerabilities in VMWare, including three related to the virtual USB controller.  (Ars Technica)
  
  VMWare suggests disabling USB support.  That will make your keyboard stop working, but whatever.
  
  
  
• If you want a seriously fast desktop PC - and you're spending someone else's money - Dell's Precision 7875 might suit.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  The 96 core Threadripper 7995WX CPU is paired with two 48GB Nvidia RTX 6000 graphics cards.  The model tested "only" had 128GB of RAM, but you can upgrade that to 1TB.
  
  One small problem: As tested, $31,065.
  
  
  
• OpenAI has clarified what the "open" in "OpenAI" means in the face of Elon Musk's lawsuit alleging that the company is not actually open.  (Ars Technica)
  
  Apparently the "open" in "OpenAI" means not open.
  
  I'm not sure how they view this as a rebuttal, but it is what they said.
  
  
  
• Microsoft also has its idiots.  (Thurrott)
  
  Not as prevalent perhaps, or at least better under control than at Google, but one of the companies AI engineers reported the company to the FTC because, as an AI engineer, he could work around the filters deployed by other AI engineers to create content he considered, as an idiot, to be problematic.
  
  
  
• Warner Brothers has announced that it will shift its gaming focus from shitty expensive games to shitty cheap games.  (GameSpot)
  
  Not under consideration: Making good games.

• Did they fall or were they pushed?  Facebook, Instagram, and Threads all fell over.  (Hot Hardware)
  
  Which is not a huge surprise because they are all the same thing.
  
  Most likely DNS.  It usually is.

• Microsoft is killing off Windows Subsystem for Android.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  This, as the name would suggest, was a subsystem that ran Android apps on Windows.
  
  It is no longer available as of, uh, yesterday.  Thanks for the warning, Microsoft.
  
  It was only a developer preview anyway, and apparently not a popular one.
  
  
  
• That's one way to do it:  Samsung has renamed its second generation 3nm process to 2nm.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  If it worked for Intel, why not?
  
  
  
• The Asus ROG Zephyrus G14 2024 has a 2880x1800 14" OLED display, 32GB of RAM, an AMD CPU, Nvidia graphics, and no Four Essential Keys.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  It does have an extra four macro keys above the usual function key row, but that's a bit of an awkward location.
  
  
  
• The HP Omen Transcend 14 has a 2880x1800 OLED display, 16GB of RAM, an Intel CPU, Nvidia graphics, and no Four Essential Keys.  (Notebook Check)
  
  Give this one a miss.
  
  
  
• The Asus Zenbook Duo OLED 2024 has a 2880x1800 OLED display, and a 2880x1800 OLED display.  (Notebook Check)
  
  It has an Intel 185H CPU (the latest generation), up to 32GB of RAM and 2TB of SSD, pen support on both screens as far as I can tell, and a keyboard that can clip on to the lower screen or be used separately.
  
  Interesting device, except (a) no Four Essential Keys and (b) $4000.